Out of line insults

September 29, 2005 3:58 PM

I raped your wife btw
posted by Item to etiquette/policy at 3:58 PM (18 comments total)

Ok. I made a lame-ass snark. It was unfunny and pointless. It's been a long day.

However, I'd seriously be happy if Pretty_Generic were given a turn in the suspension corner for this. I'm not easily offended, but it happened. Yes, I flagged it, but fuck-all if that isn't the worst thing I've seen on this site in a long, long time, and not just because it's aimed at me.
posted by Item at 3:58 PM on September 29, 2005

That's the worse thing you've seen on this site in a long time? Come on man.
posted by xmutex at 4:05 PM on September 29, 2005

Okay, not the worst. I take that back. There's been a lot of shit on here as of late.

Meanest, perhaps. Completely and needlessly mean.
posted by Item at 4:09 PM on September 29, 2005

How do you know it was aimed at you?
posted by leftcoastbob at 4:09 PM on September 29, 2005

And come to think of it, I likely wouldn't have been so pissed had it not been aimed at my wife.
posted by Item at 4:11 PM on September 29, 2005

I dunno.
posted by Item at 4:12 PM on September 29, 2005

I removed it. I thought maybe it was quadog's wife when I read it? For anyone curious, full text is what the MeTa post says.
posted by jessamyn at 4:12 PM on September 29, 2005

Fuck it. Let's let loose with wild, Portal-of-Evil style insults. Who goes first?
posted by Item at 4:14 PM on September 29, 2005

on preview:

oops. thanks, jessamyn.
posted by Item at 4:14 PM on September 29, 2005

It could've been aimed at either one of us, judging by the timestamp, though looking at it now, quadog seems the likely candidate.
posted by Item at 4:17 PM on September 29, 2005

Idiots.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:21 PM on September 29, 2005

Sorry, idiot. I'm being overly harsh on jessamyn here.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:23 PM on September 29, 2005

I'm being overly harsh on jessamyn here.

the insulting email you sent wasn't enough?
posted by jessamyn at 4:24 PM on September 29, 2005

or is that your Portal-of-Evil style insult?
posted by jessamyn at 4:26 PM on September 29, 2005

It's a pretty weak one, by portal-of-evil standards. It barely qualifies as "doggie-door-of-evil", really.
posted by clevershark at 4:30 PM on September 29, 2005

poe. ah, poe. Every time i hear that name i remember when i was AT THE TOP OF THE LINK POSTERS LIST, only to be surpassed by that cursed annna.

bitch.

ok, so kthor had more posts than i did, but he was an editor and so therefore did not count.
posted by fishfucker at 4:32 PM on September 29, 2005

the insulting email you sent wasn't enough?

It was only in response to your insulting email. I'd appreciate some sympathy by the way; if I didn't have such a "lame sex-life" I wouldn't have to rape people!
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:37 PM on September 29, 2005

gee, hilarious. You should be a professional comedian P_G because that was so out there and worked on so many levels.
posted by mathowie at 4:37 PM on September 29, 2005