Everyone is asking for textads for Christmas

October 22, 2001 12:06 AM

Excellent. I'm reaching for my credit card as I speak...
posted by owillis to MetaFilter-Related at 12:06 AM (13 comments total)

Hmm...come to think of it, now I'm here, this thread is a darn sight better than that other one. Oh, the wide open spaces make me dizzy, they do. The air is fresh, the pine-needles tingle under my bare feet and I can whip up my petticoats and run down the mountains, singing "Hello Oliver" and "Oh What a Cool Website, Owillis!" and all the other hit songs from the "Gotta Love that Zero!" soundtrack.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 6:19 PM on October 22, 2001

I don’t get it.
posted by gleemax at 6:58 PM on October 22, 2001

Rats, foiled again. It was just a gratuitous attempt to send my regards to owillis and congratulate him on his website which I visited through his brand new MeFi ad, while eveybody else was commenting on the other thread. Plus there's something irresistible about lighting up a dead thread with a bright "new" button.
Childish? nah...
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:10 PM on October 22, 2001

You hopped up on goofballs again, son?
posted by Kafkaesque at 7:19 PM on October 22, 2001

thank God.. i've been waiting in this thread forever, nervous because no one was talking. leave it to miguel to break the ice.
posted by lotsofno at 7:23 PM on October 22, 2001

I get it now. MeTa is addicting but at the same time inspiring. Thank you, thank you all. I have this sudden urge to chew on a cigar.
posted by gleemax at 7:31 PM on October 22, 2001

This thread is where the cool kids are. The kids in the other thread are a buncha nerds. Now pass the cigarettes around.

Yeah. Cool.

(leans against the wall, sulking in his overbearing coolness)
posted by owillis at 7:44 PM on October 22, 2001

MeTa1192: So hip it hurts!

[proceeds to light the filter end of a cigarette]
posted by youhas at 10:05 PM on October 22, 2001

*coughs violently*
Hey, guys, are you sure I'm doing this right?
posted by nprigoda at 6:34 AM on October 23, 2001

...nne--eed...mmorre....gooofballls....

::wanders off to sell his ass for drugs::
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:49 AM on October 23, 2001

Nothing sadder than a chicken selling its chicken ass for a little scratch.

stavrosthewonderchicken
what a waste
couldn't even get
himself a small-town taste

Run Run Run Run Run
Take an egg or two.
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:19 AM on October 23, 2001

Run, run, run, run, run
MeFi threads and you
Tell you whatcha do

(never knew what "Gypsy Death" actually was, anyway... kafkaesque, that was hilarious.)
posted by mattpfeff at 10:10 AM on October 23, 2001

nprigoda, make sure that you smoke the filter.. it's the tastiest.

And what costume shall the chick-en wear
To all tomorrow's parties
A hand-me-down dress from who knows where
To all tomorrow's parties



posted by tj at 8:41 AM on October 24, 2001