Comments on: WCityMike Sustains Clueless Hit! -10,000 Points!

WCityMike Sustains Clueless Hit! -10,000 Points!

WCityMike — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:15:02 -0800

Okay, I give up. What does "this will not wendell" actually mean?

By: palmcorder_yajna

palmcorder_yajna — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:19:07 -0800

Re-arrange the letters.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:20:37 -0800

New Dell will shit ton?

By: vacapinta

vacapinta — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:20:56 -0800

By give up, you mean you didnt even try to click on search and enter "will not wendell" which returns this and then look at the first result?

By: puke & cry

puke & cry — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:21:06 -0800

Wendell is an anagram for "end well".

By: puke & cry

puke & cry — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:21:50 -0800

Also, this has been an odd day around here.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:21:53 -0800

While we're here, what does "." mean in a thread?

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:22:38 -0800

It means "I have a point, but I'm not sharing."

By: cortex

cortex — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:24:11 -0800

wendell's name was often dropped
when threads detoured from bad to worse [2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

By: tellurian

tellurian — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:29:15 -0800

Mickey wit?

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:33:19 -0800

This will not end well.

By: edgeways

edgeways — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:33:29 -0800

It's Raining Florence Henderson, I think for metafilter the general rule of thumb is reversed, "I don't have a point, but I'm sharing anyway."
at least for today.

By: WCityMike

WCityMike — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:33:34 -0800

vacapinta: I don't use Yahoo Search, and Google wasn't as helpful.

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:33:52 -0800

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:34:31 -0800

There is no "I" in somebody.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:37:56 -0800

it means that the drink will flow and the blood will spill and if the boys want to fight you'd better let them

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:51:30 -0800

Doc, it hurts when I do this.

By: WCityMike

WCityMike — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:54:13 -0800

Okay, the thread can be closed now. :)

By: DU

DU — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:55:53 -0800

Also, does anyone have the URL for Metafilter.com?

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:01:18 -0800

DU: Just fucking Google it.

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:06:33 -0800

Anybody have a count of how many times someone wrote "this thread can be closed now" or the equivalent, and the thread actually was closed right after? Is it a number greater than zero?

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:14:09 -0800

They gave you a link to this site as a joke.

By: Lentrohamsanin

Lentrohamsanin — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:15:40 -0800

There is no "I" in somebody.

There’s no “I” in Teamocil, at least not where you’d think.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:31:28 -0800

flabdablet, that link goes to Ask Metafilter.

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:45:57 -0800

Then tell: Windows ill.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:06:12 -0800

NOW this thread can be closed.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:21:08 -0800

Not yet! I made strawberry trifle, dammit!!

By: absalom

absalom — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:23:52 -0800

Wendell this ever end?! >rimshot<

By: infini

infini — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:31:20 -0800

whatevah

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:35:06 -0800

or,

Wendell? I just met her.

(or him, if thats your thing)

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:39:21 -0800

damn, it should have read....

Wendell ? .... Idda know, I just met her... >rimshot<

By: Kwine

Kwine — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:41:10 -0800

Dizzy, your dessert leitmotif grows increasingly disturbing with each passing comment. And I like it.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:42:53 -0800

"While we're here, what does '.' mean in a thread?"

I hate you all.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:44:28 -0800

I need fresh lingonberries for leitmotif, and the IKEA is closed.
Please advise.

By: dg

dg — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:48:39 -0800

What.
The.
Fuck?

By: Lentrohamsanin

Lentrohamsanin — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 19:53:37 -0800

Yo yo yo, need some Charlotte Russe up in here.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:03:49 -0800

Too close to pudding.
I haven't made pudding since the Mousse Affair back in '88.
I can't really talk about it;
I still get flashbacks when I use my double-boiler.
Damn you for bringing this up!

By: BeerFilter

BeerFilter — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:19:05 -0800

Like anyone cares, Kirth.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:41:14 -0800

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:41:43 -0800

[Wheee! I've got no torso!]

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:45:15 -0800

But I just sliced up all this avocado and starfruit.
I don't care if you don't have a tummy---eat something!

By: Nabubrush

Nabubrush — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:48:03 -0800

Seems a shame to waste it.

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:51:29 -0800

I think you can blame me for it.

By: isopraxis

isopraxis — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:52:24 -0800

(I'm posting toppled.)

By: Jon Mitchell

Jon Mitchell — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:07:19 -0800

You know, at first I was upset about the loss of the IMG tag. But now I see it just forces everyone to make with the text-crazy instead, which I approve of. Carry on.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:31:04 -0800

Also, this has been an odd day around here.
posted by puke & cry

You ain't kidding, I've found myself agreeing with you, like, eight times today.

I'm scared that if there's a MeTa without some senseless display of pointless animosity something terrible will happen. You twats.

By: rhapsodie

rhapsodie — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:37:50 -0800

(I'm posting topless.)

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:49:10 -0800

I ~~pay~~blame jessamyn for it on a daily basis.

NOW CLOSE THE MUDDERFUNKY THREAD!

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:02:33 -0800

Fine.
I'll just dip the slices in lemon juice and double plastic-wrap 'em.
I'll be ok.

From now on it is table grapes and apple slices for all the thanks I get.

By: rtha

rtha — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:08:22 -0800

Is the thread closed yet? 'Cause I haven't eated any pancakes yet, and I'd like a pony.

By: IndigoRain

IndigoRain — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:28:20 -0800

Too close to pudding.
I haven't made pudding since the Mousse Affair back in '88.

What, Charlotte Mousse?

By: roll truck roll

roll truck roll — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:40:05 -0800

By the way, does anyone actually read these comments?

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:40:51 -0800

'wendell' is an anagram for SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:50:00 -0800

I thought 'O'Reilly Factor' was an anagram for SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

By: cortex

cortex — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:52:04 -0800

No, 'O'Reilly Factor' is a series of books on discrete mathematics and primality.

By: bumpkin

bumpkin — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:52:46 -0800

This will not end.

Well!

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:07:05 -0800

rhapsodie is stealing my tired I'm Posting Topless For Favorites™ shtick. No fair.

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 23:33:30 -0800

...eschewing a Charlotte Russe
and chewing a fig...
This could be the ~~start~~ endwell of something big.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:06:29 -0800

By the way, does anyone actually read these comments?

I didn't read yours.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:10:45 -0800

wendell (the man hisself!) writes: NOW CLOSE THE MUDDERFUNKY THREAD!

MUDDERFUNKY! MUDDERFUNKY!

By: sonofslim

sonofslim — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:44:05 -0800

Late to the party. It means I'm sad.

By: Deathalicious

Deathalicious — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:23:56 -0800

This is the part where I say, "Hey where did everybody go? I just got here."

By: Deathalicious

Deathalicious — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:28:07 -0800

Oh, and Google wasn't as helpful.

Oh really? I guess result #2 just wasn't good enough for ya?

By: brownpau

brownpau — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:33:10 -0800

This will not end wendell.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:39:35 -0800

wendell, without end
amen,
amen.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:05:12 -0800

Does anyone read the comments down here?

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:07:00 -0800

I didn't read yours.

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:50:28 -0800

Oh hey, while this thread is open, could someone tell me what "This will not wendell" means? TIA

By: SteveTheRed

SteveTheRed — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:38:24 -0800

Speaking of IKEA, is Sweden full of pretty furniture that quickly falls apart? Is "IKEA" Swedish for "Wal-Mart"?

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:01:55 -0800

Psst. You want to know how The Sopranos will end?

Not Well.

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:07:26 -0800

Q: WHAT DO BILL COSBY AND FEMALE ROCK STAR BJORK SHARE IN COMMON?

By: Totally Zanzibarin' Ya

Totally Zanzibarin' Ya — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 14:14:34 -0800

Bill Cosby does cunning stunts?

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:24:47 -0800

I'm guessing either Jello Pudding or a fake relationship with Malcolm Jamaal Warner.

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:18:32 -0800

Please don't talk about the pudding.
The pudding makes me hinky.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:48:50 -0800

Q: WHAT DO BILL COSBY AND FEMALE ROCK STAR BJORK SHARE IN COMMON?
They both have BO [in their name].

By: Phire

Phire — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:23:28 -0800

The fact that I (as a 40k-something) actually knew something that a 20k-something didn't know makes me feel very, very special.

And then I realised how much that spoke for my lack of a life.

Dammit.

By: pjern

pjern — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:57:23 -0800

Possibilities for replacement phrases:

ED HELL WILL TWINS NOT
ED SHELL TWILL INN TOW
ED WELSH WILT INN TOLL
IDLEST WHEN TWIN LOLL
WILDEST HELL LINT NOW
WIELD THEN TWIN LOLLS
WILDEST ELL NINTH OWL

and my favorite,
DELL WHINE LILTS TOWN

which leads to
DELL HELL NITWITS OWN;
or
DELL HELL SNIT WIN TWO

By: Dizzy

Dizzy — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:04:18 -0800

I smell glue.

By: wendell

wendell — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:34:34 -0800

It Is Wendelled.