Comments on: Bestest derail evah?

Bestest derail evah?

rob511 — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:37:50 -0800

Thanks, miss lynnster. Are Cadbury sales down yet?

By: chlorus

chlorus — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 20:58:58 -0800

Ok, now I'm confused. Maybe that's cuz I'm high.

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:01:56 -0800

What's your point, any of you?

By: chlorus

chlorus — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:04:03 -0800

That this thread should be closed, probably.

By: amyms

amyms — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:04:24 -0800

Your title is "Bestest derail evah?"... How is miss lynnster's comment a derail? She's commenting on something she read in a link in the post.

By: who squared

who squared — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:04:36 -0800

There are some places that bunnies (and women) shouldn't go. I think that's the point. amirite?

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:05:09 -0800

Imagine two overlapping Venn diagram circles, one labeled "RABBITS" and the other "HUMAN VAGINAS," with the common area labeled "NOOOOOOOOO!"

By: CitrusFreak12

CitrusFreak12 — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:05:49 -0800

How the heck is remarking on something in the post a derail?

On preview: DAMNIT amyms!

By: Dagobert

Dagobert — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:06:17 -0800

Naw, I'm sober and it makes no sense to me either.

By: edgeways

edgeways — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:10:24 -0800

Yeah, well I'm listening to the Ramones and it... er.. yeah it still doesn't make sense.

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:11:14 -0800

I think the whole point of this point was to torture the rest of us with a mental image I'D RATHER NOT HAVE THNX.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:13:36 -0800

Metatalk: What's your point, any of you?

By: solotoro

solotoro — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:19:50 -0800

? is the new .

?

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:27:17 -0800

Dead bunny rabbits? In my vagina?

By: KokuRyu

KokuRyu — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:31:20 -0800

I think the point of this Meta callout is that a thread about the last woman convicted of witchcraft in England was derailed, and amazingly so, by a series of brilliant limmericks (awk! can't spell) about concealing rabbits inside beavers.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:33:01 -0800

Prediction: MeTa will be closed or posting will be severely restricted, possibly requiring admin approval a la AnonyAskMe, by the end of this year.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:38:11 -0800

Prediction: This year, the world will be shamed to learn the warren of rabbits believed to reside in Alvy Ampersand's vagina was really just a little scritchy sand.

By: b1tr0t

b1tr0t — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:42:01 -0800

It's more likely than you think.

By: chlorus

chlorus — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:45:07 -0800

This is getting way too real for me.

By: sleepy pete

sleepy pete — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 21:59:03 -0800

I, for one, am glad that images are no longer allowed on metafilter at times like these.

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:00:55 -0800

I think the point being obliquely made is that miss lynnster is the coolest thing that has ever happened to MetaFilter, and that we should all take a moment to silently reflect on that.

By: dirigibleman

dirigibleman — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:03:29 -0800

Am I confused?

By: who squared

who squared — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:13:25 -0800

It's times like this when I really miss the IMG tag.

By: four panels

four panels — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:19:32 -0800

sort of like a cabbage patch

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:24:29 -0800

Thank you easter bunny. BOK BOK

By: special-k

special-k — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:26:32 -0800

I'm drunk and none of this makes any sense whatsoever.

By: 31d1

31d1 — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:36:12 -0800

If any of you are female, and not terrible or excruciating, my email is in my profile.

By: Dave Faris

Dave Faris — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:37:02 -0800

I'm insane, and all of this makes perfect sense to me.

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:38:13 -0800

"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my twat!"

--it's no fair that twat and hat look like they should rhyme in print but really don't.

By: quin

quin — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:50:46 -0800

Are you freakin' kidding me? She beats me by a couple of minutes to a very obscure comment, and she gets MeTa-ed for it?

Oh, that's just not fair, I mean, she already is a super-rock-star. She is talented, smart, everyone likes her, and now she gets accolades for finding a joke I was moments from commenting on myself?

All I can say is that, if there were a god of timing, she must hate me.

Though the conspiracy theorist in me just developed a really interesting concept about miss lynnster and her Time Goddess ways...

But more on that later.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 22:50:53 -0800

Twat does rhyme with hat.

By: rob511

rob511 — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:13:05 -0800

So sorry, confused MeFites, for trying to allude
And indulge in my curious habit
(With modesty one might expect of a prude)
To eschew overexplicitness, dagnabbit!

KokoRyu has it: miss lynnster's find started
Lim'ricks — tho' not for the fainthearted,
And so I tried an alley, blind yet punny,
Such as "pussy cohabits with ... rabbit."

By: davejay

davejay — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 00:05:22 -0800

concealing rabbits inside beavers.

Rhymes with turducken.

By: jack_mo

jack_mo — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:29:24 -0800

Twat does rhyme with hat.

Maybe sourwookie is incredibly posh. You can just imagine the Queen saying, 'Charles, stop being such a twart!' at a Royal Garden Party. Either that or he's from Jamaica, where 'twat' probably rhymes with 'cloth', as in 'claat'.

By: spiderskull

spiderskull — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:15:32 -0800

I feel like I'm witnessing people glorifying someone into a celebrity as part of some ridiculous tree-house* club.

* Dear Matt, can we have an official Mefi treehouse? super please?

By: Methylviolet

Methylviolet — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:17:28 -0800

Twat rhymes with hat. Maybe the queen and Mike Skinner were having a pint of Carling?

By: hoverboards don't work on water

hoverboards don't work on water — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:21:04 -0800

What's this got to do with reducing Cadbury's sales? As opposed to this.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:37:01 -0800

Yeah. Time for a vacation.

By: patricio

patricio — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:08:06 -0800

how on earth can 'twat' not rhyme with 'hat'?

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:13:18 -0800

I think mr_crash_davis deserves some love here. His limerick is the one that leads it all off. Shine on you crazy diamond!

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:20:22 -0800

Twat only rhymes with hat if hat rhymes with hot.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:32:51 -0800

This year, the world will be shamed to learn the warren of rabbits believed to reside in Alvy Ampersand's vagina was really just a little scritchy sand.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. It's like having my own private beach, where ever I go.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:50:21 -0800

Sidebar plz!

By: No Mutant Enemy

No Mutant Enemy — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:01:45 -0800

Twat only rhymes with hat if hat rhymes with hot.

By my reckoning, twat rhymes with hat, cat, splat and Yasser Arafat, but not with hot, cot, splot or a lot.

It also rhymes with Bono, but that's another matter.

By: katiecat

katiecat — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:04:48 -0800

Brits say twat like hat, Americans say twat like hot. Let's call the whole thing off, shall we?

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:13:20 -0800

*registers twattr.com*

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:21:11 -0800

Suggested sidebar text: There once was a lady named Toft...

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:32:31 -0800

Oh, and agreeing with OmieWise, mr_crash_davis's limerick was an absolute classic. Perfect.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:56:06 -0800

I think I saw this in "A Very David Cronenberg Easter."

By: googly

googly — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:31:52 -0800

rob511 did post a strange sort of flattery
Which henceforth did inspire much caddery
On the subject of bunnies,
and the numerous funnies,
to be made at the expense of female gonadery

By: and hosted from Uranus

and hosted from Uranus — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:40:11 -0800

Mmm, fried rabbit twat. The portobello it's OK to like.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:44:52 -0800

Lapin au foufoune anyone?

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:52:28 -0800

Wow. Just... wow.

Honestly, I'm not sure how anyone could be expected to read that sentence in a link & NOT make a wtf comment. I mean... it's not exactly the kind of fact one is routinely told of. I actually waited about 3 minutes before posting a comment because I had to overcome being stunned.

By: EarBucket

EarBucket — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:56:15 -0800

I've always thought twat rhymed with snot.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:58:28 -0800

Tastes like chicken.

By: and hosted from Uranus

and hosted from Uranus — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:04:32 -0800

You are correct, EarBucket. Somebody let the British loose again last night, but they have now been corralled. Everything will be ok.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:10:36 -0800

By the way... I've had a really crap week (mom in the hospital) and reading this MeTa & the post comments had me laughing so hard I was crying. Seriously, I never thought I'd thank people for a MeTa callout, but... thank you guys. Lordy, that was a good laugh & I really needed it.

And mr_crash_davis? Stay classy. Preferably in limerick form. :)

By: yeti

yeti — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:10:44 -0800

You mean twatter.org/ ?

By: purephase

purephase — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:24:11 -0800

That thread is nothing without pictures.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:27:35 -0800

See, miss lynnster: it's like Pacino in Godfather III. You try to get out, and they keep pulling you back in!!!!

D

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:34:03 -0800

Condo For Sale:
3 br, 1-1/2 bath, 2-car vagina, laundry hookups.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:36:35 -0800

(Advance apologies)

That's what I call a harey snatch.

(Profuse post-comment apologies.)

By: absalom

absalom — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:52:01 -0800

Jesus, ya'll are sexist! If it was a dude sticking his pecker in a frozen chicken, ya'll be all for it!

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:52:12 -0800

Yeah, I know Deej... I caved in & only came in here for like 15 minutes yesterday. And trouble ensues!

By: The Deej

The Deej — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:58:48 -0800

Yea, verily, mighty is the power thou wieldest.

By: kosem

kosem — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:02:13 -0800

Prediction: MeTa will be closed or posting will be severely restricted, possibly requiring admin approval a la AnonyAskMe, by the end of this year.

Heavens to murgatroid!

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:10:01 -0800

"Flashlight? If we could find my keys we could drive on out of here."

By: oxford blue

oxford blue — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:19:45 -0800

Do ants see us as skyscrapers? Are valleys of gout between tiles like mighty mountains to them? Are crumbs of pot-pie and drops of cordial like dinner plate sized meals and jumbo squishies? What about miniature hot dogs. To ants, are they full sized?

I

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:28:15 -0800

You try to get out, and they keep pulling you back in!!!!

That's what the rabbit said.

By: cortex

cortex — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:35:48 -0800

Suggested neologism: snutch

By: rocket88

rocket88 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:38:12 -0800

LOLVAGINAZ!!!

By: dismas

dismas — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:40:35 -0800

(())_(()) DO
( o . o ) NOT
(..)_(..) WANT
(...)(...)

By: scody

scody — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:44:27 -0800

OH HAI
I IS LONELI IN THIS HARE VAJINA

By: dersins

dersins — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:52:02 -0800

Metatalk, you perplex me sometimes.
And by sometimes I mean most times.
And by most times I mean almost every time.
Thank you.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:58:35 -0800

MetaTalk, you perplex me sometimes
With callouts for trivial crimes
So I'm pleased that today
This fine thread came our way
Celebrating the bunny-snatch rhymes

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:04:45 -0800

miss lynnster strengthened the Meta-economy
By birthing a mega-LOLBUNNY!!!
Aborting the banal
From her Eerie canal
And founding a Leporidae colony.

By: jrossi4r

jrossi4r — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:05:51 -0800

Pets or Meat!

By: misanthropicsarah

misanthropicsarah — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:06:24 -0800

Does it make me weird that I'd heard of folks hiding rabbits in their twats well before this thread? Like, when I was in middle school and obsessed with the Salem Witch Trials and all things witches? I mean, in context in makes sense. I wasn't shocked at all. (yes, it is wierd, but, whatever).

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:13:46 -0800

Does it make me weird that I'd heard of folks hiding rabbits in their twats well before this thread?

Yes. On the other hand, I remember that too. Growing up in MA the Salem Witch thing was always with us.

By: and hosted from Uranus

and hosted from Uranus — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:32:36 -0800

Tartsky and Snutch, featuring the 30-Second Bunnies Theatre Troupe.

By: cortex

cortex — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:38:28 -0800

You know, these limericks over a nice walking bass line...hmm. Extremely hmm.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:59:01 -0800

Hop to it, cortex.

By: allen.spaulding

allen.spaulding — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:00:32 -0800

I read today on the Filter
That Mary's rabbit had filled 'er
It caused great concern
To whom could I turn?
Rector? Damned nearly kilter.

By: sephira

sephira — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:18:23 -0800

I fully expect a blog to appear with links for PayPal donations and tag lines such as "Help me raise 10K or the bunny goes into the snatch" or "Raise money to help me keep my bunny in my vagina".

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:22:33 -0800

Now in Broad Way, The Vagina Monologues, starring Bugs Bunny.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:32:58 -0800

"My vagina was my burrow"

My vagina was pink, fur soft clover fields, doe cooing, sun resting, sweet jackrabbit munching lightly on soft piece of blonde straw.

There is something between my legs. I do not know what it is. I do not know where it is. I do not touch. Not now. Not anymore. Not since.

My vagina was hippity-hoppity, can’t wait, so much, so much pellet-chewing, dirt-thumping, can’t quit nibbling, can’t quit saying, oh yes, oh yes.

Not since I dream there’s a dead animal sewn in down there with thick black fishing line. And the bad dead animal smell cannot be removed. And its throat is slit and it bleeds through all my summer dresses.

My vagina singing all bunny songs, all fresh grass songs, all wild autumn carrot songs, vagina songs, vagina warren songs.

By: Nabubrush

Nabubrush — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:40:49 -0800

Not Today, Little One.

By: CooterBunny

CooterBunny — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:43:09 -0800

This was totally worth the five bucks.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:44:27 -0800

By the way, for those of you who didn't find it, here is the illustration tha people have been waxing poetic about.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:46:57 -0800

Beware the hairy hare down there. The hoary hairy hare down there.
Where lies the hare? Over there.
Over there? The hoary hare?
No.
By the stair? O where, O where?
Not by the stair, nor over there.
Seek the hairy hare down there.
The hoary hairy hare down there.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:57:43 -0800

You're all going to hell. Bunny hell.

By: CooterBunny

CooterBunny — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:22:55 -0800

Bunny Heaven: Where there's a bunny for every cooter.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:24:52 -0800

Aaaaaaand... a username is born!

By: joseph_elmhurst

joseph_elmhurst — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:33:41 -0800

Monty: [reading sign on cottage door] "Here. Hare. Here."

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:42:05 -0800

Sounds like we have theme for the next MetaMusic competition...

By: yeti

yeti — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:56:36 -0800

Here's a higher res image. You know, for your wallpaper or something.

My favorite from the image: "An Occult Philosopher searching into the Depth of things."

By: thirteenkiller

thirteenkiller — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:57:56 -0800

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:00:17 -0800

HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT

By: KokuRyu

KokuRyu — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:04:09 -0800

"Here. Hare. Here."

Good old Jake.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:33:25 -0800

Yay, Burhanistan is back!

By: phoque

phoque — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:37:37 -0800

I ponder her tactics ... the carrot or the stick.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:59:48 -0800

*backs slowly away from MeFi*

By: signal

signal — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:15:55 -0800

It is times like this that I am deeply, thoroughly grateful for the ban on images.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:17:47 -0800

Don't tell anyone, Mister A. I'm not really reading the site.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:19:30 -0800

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

Bunny in the oven.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:38:35 -0800

I never read the site; it's write-only for me.

By: CooterBunny

CooterBunny — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 13:58:19 -0800

I love this new handle so much I'm abandoning my old one and building a totally new MeFi persona.

It will be the NEW ME!

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:01:54 -0800

This bunny... it gestates?

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:02:17 -0800

Do bunnies have clitorises? (clitori?)

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:02:53 -0800

Clitorides.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:03:02 -0800

Who was the old you, CooterBunny?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:07:14 -0800

"Who was the old you, CooterBunny?"

PeterRabbit.

By: phoque

phoque — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:16:33 -0800

Who was the old you, CooterBunny?

boot 'er cunny

By: vronsky

vronsky — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:17:16 -0800

"My vagina was pink, fur soft clover fields, doe cooing, sun resting, sweet jackrabbit munching lightly on soft piece of blonde straw."

Ambrosia gave me a boner. Advise?

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:19:25 -0800

Be very ashamed.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:33:39 -0800

That thread still isn't on the sidebar. We've had more than a month of HEY GOLDFISH DROWN IN THEIR OWN PISS U KNOW? You could throw me a bone here.

By: Nabubrush

Nabubrush — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:35:10 -0800

I never read the site; it's write-only for me.

You do not appear to be the only person for whom this is true.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:43:55 -0800

posted by Ambrosia Voyeur My vagina was pink, fur soft clover fields, doe cooing, sun resting, sweet jackrabbit munching lightly on soft piece of blonde straw

WABBIT SEASON!

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:44:50 -0800

Hey WolfDog, well... maybe you should just go buy a chess set at Sears on your way to be a contestant on a Debbie Matenopoulos reality show with your girlfriend and some bunnies and then compile a U2 video of the whole thing?

Seriously, that might help.

By: Abiezer

Abiezer — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:46:05 -0800

You could throw me a bone here.
I believe Vronsky has one seeing little use.

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 14:58:56 -0800

Lapin in lap

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:05:56 -0800

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Emma Donghue's The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits yet, which is the name of the short story (and a collection of short stories) published in 2002.

By: KokuRyu

KokuRyu — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:06:06 -0800

Do bunnies have clitorises?

Effects of estrogen on nitric oxide synthase and histological composition in the rabbit clitoris and vagina

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:06:18 -0800

Whoops. That's Donoghue.

By: Nabubrush

Nabubrush — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:46:22 -0800

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Emma Donghue . . .

What color was that?

By: misha

misha — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:57:54 -0800

How strange the whim came upon her
To thus risk besmirching her honor
But Ms. Toft had determined
To give birth to vermin
And was ultimately proven a conner.

By: misha

misha — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 15:58:30 -0800

you know, in case you all wanted an update on how the thread was going over there...

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:22:08 -0800

Didn't expect that to happen to my post.
Thought I'd get a dozen comments at most,
But I come back from work,
The thread's gone berserk,
And the site's in cooterbunnies engrossed.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 16:30:07 -0800

Well, if nothing else, today certainly has helped me separate mefites into understands-rhythm and doesn't-understand-rhythm categories.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:30:26 -0800

You're welcome for all of the favorites, Kattallus. :)

Hey... why has nobody done a haiku, though?

Ignore the doorbell.
Mary is not welcome here.
Bunnies stained the couch.

By: rob511

rob511 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:46:49 -0800

Some's doggerel (cf. "Welcome Back, Kotter"),
Some's clever (hat rhymed with twat); her
Choice of pet husbandry
Shocked Country Coventry,
And inspired Miss B.A. "Tricks" Potter.

By: rob511

rob511 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:48:16 -0800

uhhh, that s/b "County" (with an o)

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:41:55 -0800

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:45:56 -0800

And what's your excuse for Scotland / Pot and / worsened?

By: rob511

rob511 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:46:24 -0800

If we truly prized learning, my son,
We'd study the wit of John Donne.
Instead we crack wise
'Bout Toft's bunniful thighs —
And call Updike's jet "Wabbit One."

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:47:19 -0800

Er, it's not clear because it's text here, but I'm really not trying to be snobby about limericks of all things, just ribbing a bit.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:47:38 -0800

Is this where we share poetry? Get out your snappin' fingers.

New York TIMES?!
New York TIMES?!
You think you're better than us?
Us?
U.S.?
U.S.A.?
No way!

Thank you.

By: WPW

WPW — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:58:34 -0800

brain_drain: Imagine two overlapping Venn diagram circles, one labeled "RABBITS" and the other "HUMAN VAGINAS," with the common area labeled "NOOOOOOOOO!"

I thought the overlapping area was called "Hugh Hefner publications". Same difference, I suppose.

By: cortex

cortex — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:14:54 -0800

Hey, some asshole recorded some of these!

By: The Deej

The Deej — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 19:17:11 -0800

Ya know, cortex, if you get over your shyness you'll be ok.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:07:44 -0800

Thanks for the favorites, miss lynnster
(Christ, I can't think of a rhyme other than 'spinster'),
with your Midas-like touch
for making threads much
better, I'm sure you'll end your life an old legend

Okay... soooooo... in appreciation I'm trying to concentrate on the nicey nice thank you Midas touch part of that rhyme. And not the part about me ending my life as an old legendary spinster. Because... man! Ouch! I think I'd rather be told I'm about to birth rabbits of my vajayjay...

By: fish tick

fish tick — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:24:52 -0800

Ms. Toft's infamous mustn't-touch-it
converts to a fine rabbit hutch; it
holds Volkswagen gear,
axles front and rear,
calipers, brakes and a clutch kit.

By: vronsky

vronsky — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:34:31 -0800

Thanks for the favorites miss lynnster
whose favorite book was Bend Sinister

or,

who adored the work of Howard Finster

You just didn't try very hard dude.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:09:30 -0800

I was actually quite fond of Howard Finster.
He was a charmingly artistic minister.
He liked to paint Elvis
although that boy shook his pelvis
in a way that most ministers thought sinister.

By: vronsky

vronsky — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:19:44 -0800

Thanks for the links miss lynnster
who was so freakin hot my eye's blister
i checked her snutch for bunnies
but didn't see any
now if i only had the nerve to kiss her

By: vronsky

vronsky — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:24:04 -0800

goddamn apostrophe's, how I loathe thee

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 21:29:02 -0800

You might've crossed a snutch line there.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:06:10 -0800

ok, my turn. here goes:

a lover of toft had a whinge:
said "honey, i don't mean to impinge
on your lifestyle of choice,
but i must raise my voice
when there's a bunny holed up in your minge"

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:24:46 -0800

Okay... soooooo... in appreciation I'm trying to concentrate on the nicey nice thank you Midas touch part of that rhyme. And not the part about me ending my life as an old legendary spinster. Because... man! Ouch! I think I'd rather be told I'm about to birth rabbits of my vajayjay...

The joke wasn't supposed to be that you'll end up an old legendary spinster, but that I couldn't write a limerick. I see now, reading it with the benefit of hindsight and 11 hours of sleep, my intent got buried under poor execution. I apologize.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:33:09 -0800

It's okay. I was teasing, kiddo. :)

Although when you're 40 and single... spinster jokes hit a little too close to home. Thank God I'm allergic to cats.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:03:30 -0800

Good news miss lynnster!! They make hypoallergenic cats now!!!

You're welcome!!!

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:00:08 -0800

You know what amazes me? Metafilter is like an entire colony of joke killers. You know them, those people who see someone do something really funny and get a laugh and then they do it immediately after because they don't get that a joke's funny the first time but not the millionth. They're the guys who will spend the next 6 months trying over and over again to use the joke in various circumstances to see if they can suss out exactly how it can be a solid gold winner like it was that first time. And then eventually you want to throttle them and scream "Fucking stop! You killed the joke! No one will ever laugh at it again because they're tired of hearing you do it! It's done! Give up!" Yeah, metafilter is that guy times 50,000. It's the guy who still does Ace Ventura impressions and waits for a laugh.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:05:18 -0800

You killed the joke!

Oooo!!! Oooo!!! We have our next meme!!!

"Hey, I got a plate of beans for you to look at!"

"You killed the joke!"

Think I can get a good 50-60 thousand uses out of that!

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:28:47 -0800

Every time you kill a joke, a plate of masturbating beans begins to vibrate so that it kills God's one of circumcised kittens and reincarnates them as Hitler.

There, now never speak of any of the aforementioned again.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:46:27 -0800

You forgot to mention that Hitler was riding a dressage horse at the time.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:48:44 -0800

Oh, and he was carrying a weapon. (But it was okay because he wasn't at his place of business.)

By: The Deej

The Deej — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:48:48 -0800

You forgot to mention that Hitler...

Thread over, man, thread over!!!!

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:50:39 -0800

That's way over the line miss lynnster. Dressage is a huge taboo here.

By: matty

matty — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 13:54:37 -0800

Apparently the rabbit didn't die.

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 16:29:33 -0800

Miss Lynnster the queen of the thread
Was lonely one night in her bed
She thought it'd be funny
To play with her bunny
But dreamt of vronsky instead;)

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 17:01:39 -0800

Vronsky? Yer creepin' me out.

By: The Deej

The Deej — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 17:22:38 -0800

:: shudder ::
"creep" is a mild word.
:: shudder ::

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 17:32:06 -0800

just riffin miss l, nothin personal:)

and those two creeped you out?? did you read the others?

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:08:16 -0800

ok - reread them and sorry if I was tone deaf there, but a) I meant "miss lynnster" in a generic way, honest b) I was the one trying to change the word spinster for you cuz I thought your feelings may have been hurt, and c) didn't you start the whole rabbit/vajayjay thing anyway?

vronsky you big dumb creep
i'd like to run over you with my jeep
your metatalk riffs
(enhanced by some spliffs)
have put everyone soundly to sleep

vronsky offended miss l
she wanted him to burn in hell
but his deft explanation
and swift reparations
made everything turn out swell

(stop me before I rhyme again)

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:32:27 -0800

I meant "miss lynnster" in a generic way, honest

What on earth does that mean, other than "miss lynnster is pretty generic"?

By: kindall

kindall — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:40:12 -0800

Wait. miss lynnster is Pretty_Generic?

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:42:51 -0800

or pretty vacant! high five!

sorry miss l, riffing again, forgive me?

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:42:52 -0800

Uh oh. My cover is blown. Dammit.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:43:51 -0800

You killed the joke, vronsky.

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:47:24 -0800

Darn it to heck! I'd written an epic, epic, comment riffing on the pretty_generic thing, and then you had go and declare the joke killed, UbuRoivas, you... you... killjoke you!

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 18:54:02 -0800

Sorry. I had to kill the joke to save myself.

A jokey rewriting of "stop me if you think that you've heard this rhyme before" was causing me untold problems.

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:07:17 -0800

wait wait wait, I re-re read the thread. You post a picture of a woman birthing rabbits, say "bunnies stained the couch", and imply that Harry Potter and Malfoy are SO GAY, and my snutch comment creeped you out?!? I am the one creeped out, and I retract my apology. Hmphh to you miss l. Hypocrite!

By: misha

misha — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:07:37 -0800

Wow, I never realized Cortex did Christopher Walken impressions. That's scary.

thanks for including mine : )

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:51:12 -0800

Well, incredibly icky comments are made about other people I don't know all the time on here. And hey, that can be funny. 'Cuz it's an abstract thing... I mean, this Mary woman's been dead for hundreds of years and ADMITTED TO SHOVING RABBITS IN HER HOOHAH. Sooo, she kinda earned some snark.

The creepy factor automatically goes up when they're written with ME as the subject, though... DUH! That doesn't make sense to you?

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 21:23:17 -0800

Well I also said you're so freakin hot my eyes blister (and changed spinster to Finster) and I don't have a clue what you look like, so uh, maybe I was just playin you know. And "abstract" is what I meant by "generic". You really couldn't have thought I was being serious, could you?

And I have never been anything but ultra-nice and complimentary to you in the past, so maybe cut me some slack? You were the one who ignored my apology and I really don't want to fight with you cuz up to now we have been friends and you sing like an angel.

So apology reinstated, I humbly beg your forgiveness if I in any way offended you or besmirched your honor. I remain forever your humble servant and fanboy... now kiss me you fool.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 21:35:36 -0800

Vronsky, you don't have a chance. Watch out for this in your dreams.

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 22:17:49 -0800

whoah shit b-han, thanks for the nightmares. Is that the freaky genetics dog from the Hulk?

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 22:32:54 -0800

If I hippity-hop in and creep everybody out, left and right, do I get more or less boner points, vronsky? Just thought I'd bring the cunny bunny squicktown revue up to the present.

all links NSFW

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 23:02:39 -0800

silly question AV... you always get boner points from me cuz you were one of my first friends on mefi and you're smart and cool and stuff. Afraid to click on links though. Because I never want to see another rabbit or vajayjay again... wait, I never want to see another rabbit again.

By: vronsky

vronsky — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 23:29:00 -0800

ok, that blow up bunny is the funniest thing I have ever seen, and oddly enough, this is the exact shape and color of my penis. No wonder chicks dig me.

sleep now to dream of thumper and bambi and b-han's freaky dog.