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      <title>Comments on: It's Jessamyn's birthday. Greet her.</title>
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  	<title>It&apos;s Jessamyn&apos;s birthday. Greet her.</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday to the &lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/iamthebestartist/1296064355/&quot;&gt;lifeguard&lt;/a&gt; of our hearts.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:40:47 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>brownpau</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: OmieWise</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449549</link>	
  	<description>Yes.  Happy birthday.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449549</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:46:40 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>OmieWise</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: mathowie</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449550</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday Jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:48:13 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>mathowie</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: rtha</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449552</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:50:34 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>rtha</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: ThePinkSuperhero</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449553</link>	
  	<description>Happy happy happy happy hippy hoppy Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:50:40 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>ThePinkSuperhero</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: cortex</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449554</link>	
  	<description>Snappy yurtday, lady.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:52:08 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>cortex</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: porn in the woods</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449555</link>	
  	<description>Go Jessamyn, it&apos;s your birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:53:15 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>porn in the woods</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: NationalKato</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449556</link>	
  	<description>*lights candles, places on cake*</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:53:52 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>NationalKato</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: dersins</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449557</link>	
  	<description>.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:54:02 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>dersins</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: dersins</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449558</link>	
  	<description>Uh, i mean &quot;happy birthday.&quot;</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449558</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:54:15 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>dersins</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: NationalKato</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449559</link>	
  	<description>*swipes finger quickly through icing, tastes finger, looks guilty*</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:56:45 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>NationalKato</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: DMan</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449560</link>	
  	<description>Does this mean we all get cake? ALL of us?</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:56:55 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>DMan</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: doctor_negative</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449561</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=http://www.luvzbluez.com/midis/frosty.wav&gt;Happy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs&gt; Birthday&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:57:09 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>doctor_negative</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: -t</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449562</link>	
  	<description>Hey Jessamyn, it&apos;s your birthday,&lt;br&gt;
I&apos;m in charge of the stars and I&apos;m here to say&lt;br&gt;
Hey Jessamyn, you&apos;re the big star today!&lt;br&gt;
My name is Zoom and I live on the moon&lt;br&gt;
but I came down to Earth just to sing you this tune&lt;br&gt;
Hey Jessamyn, Happy Birthday today!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:57:29 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>-t</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: micayetoca</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449564</link>	
  	<description>Oh, you are a Virgo. That explains it all. Congratulations!!! feliz cumplea&#xf1;os!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:58:47 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>micayetoca</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Floydd</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449566</link>	
  	<description>That&apos;s one more birthday, and one less.&lt;br&gt;
Live it up!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:59:55 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Floydd</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: vacapinta</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449567</link>	
  	<description>&lt;i&gt;Happy birthday to the lifeguard of our hearts.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Oh no...now I&apos;ve got &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBlx1JffMQ4&quot;&gt;that stupid song&lt;/a&gt; in my head....&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
also, happy birthday jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:02:02 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>vacapinta</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: mattbucher</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449568</link>	
  	<description>Have a great day, Jessamyn! Thank you for being a great moderator.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:02:19 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>mattbucher</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: cowbellemoo</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449569</link>	
  	<description>&lt;3 small&gt;&lt;small&gt;my favoritest mod ever&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/3&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:02:28 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>cowbellemoo</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: timeistight</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449570</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday, Jessamyn.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:02:50 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>timeistight</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Godbert</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449571</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:03:17 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Godbert</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Terminal Verbosity</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449572</link>	
  	<description>I received word from the usual asshats that, in your honor, they will hold off on the asshattery in the green today. Enjoy!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:04:29 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Terminal Verbosity</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: NationalKato</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449573</link>	
  	<description>&lt;small&gt; to complete -t&apos;s classic song above:&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
A present for you&lt;br&gt;
I wanted to find&lt;br&gt;
An outerspace creature&lt;br&gt;
A one of a kind! &lt;br&gt;
A wild whop or a kukelchoo,&lt;br&gt;
An apple drop or a buzzardstew&lt;br&gt;
Or maybe a 3-eyed tickleshay&lt;br&gt;
For your birthday&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Did you ask:&lt;br&gt;
&quot;Uh, what&apos;s a kukelchoo?&quot;&lt;br&gt;
Well, up on the moon it&apos;s nothing new&lt;br&gt;
But that won&apos;t do for you,&lt;br&gt;
On your birthday!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I searched behind the clouds and stars&lt;br&gt;
I even zoomed my bike to Mars&lt;br&gt;
And met my friend the saucer man &lt;br&gt;
And he said: &lt;br&gt;
&quot;Hey Zoom I got the bestest plan!&lt;br&gt;
What your friend needs is something new,&lt;br&gt;
So how about a song, just from YOU?&quot;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
And so tonight when you&apos;re in bed&lt;br&gt;
I&apos;ll be singing to you as I zoom overhead&lt;br&gt;
Singing, Jessamyn! Happy Birthday&lt;br&gt;
Singing, Jessamyn! Happy Birthday&lt;br&gt;
Singing, Jessamyn! Happy Birthday &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
To you! &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy Birthday, Jessamyn! &lt;br&gt;
See you next year!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:04:45 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>NationalKato</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Wolfdog</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449574</link>	
  	<description>There once was a...&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
nah, I can&apos;t do it.  Just happy birthday.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:04:59 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Wolfdog</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: micayetoca</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449575</link>	
  	<description>Again, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bazookahosen.dk/mp3/happy_birthday.mp3&quot;&gt;happy birthday&lt;/a&gt;! (&lt;small&gt;it&apos;s an mp3&lt;/small&gt;)</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:06:29 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>micayetoca</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: misha</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449576</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday, Jessamyn!  &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
There once was a Mefi Admin&lt;br&gt;
Whose lifeguard training kicked in&lt;br&gt;
She saved Mefi tails&lt;br&gt;
By omitting derails&lt;br&gt;
Happy Birthday to our librarian!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;small&gt;(or something with better meter)&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:07:16 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>misha</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: TheNewWazoo</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449577</link>	
  	<description>Happy! Happy!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Birthday! Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:10:10 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>TheNewWazoo</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: John Kenneth Fisher</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449578</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:11:32 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>John Kenneth Fisher</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: ludwig_van</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449580</link>	
  	<description>!&#1497;&#1493;&#1501; &#1492;&#1493;&#1500;&#1491;&#1514; &#1513;&#1502;&#1495;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:15:43 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>ludwig_van</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Liosliath</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449582</link>	
  	<description>Sana Sa&#xef;da!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:24:05 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Liosliath</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: box</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449583</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday, Jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:25:56 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>box</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: anaelith</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449584</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:27:06 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>anaelith</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Gary</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449585</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:29:33 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Gary</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Elsa</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449586</link>	
  	<description>Pool party at Jessamyn&apos;s!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday, you fine librarian, you.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:32:56 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Elsa</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: caddis</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449588</link>	
  	<description>Hope you are enjoying your birthday.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:37:25 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>caddis</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: WCityMike</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449589</link>	
  	<description>&lt;i&gt;Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Well, it&apos;s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year&lt;br&gt;
We&apos;ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer&lt;br&gt;
You should be good and happy that there&apos;s something you can eat&lt;br&gt;
A million people every day are starving in the street&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Your daddy&apos;s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor&lt;br&gt;
Your mama&apos;s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four&lt;br&gt;
There&apos;s garbage in the water&lt;br&gt;
There&apos;s poison in the sky&lt;br&gt;
I guess it won&apos;t be long before we&apos;re all gonna die&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Well, what&apos;s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits&lt;br&gt;
Enjoy it while you can, we&apos;ll soon be blown to bits&lt;br&gt;
The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose&lt;br&gt;
Their finger&apos;s on the button, all they need it an excuse&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
It doesn&apos;t take a military genius to see&lt;br&gt;
We&apos;ll all be crispy critters after World War III&lt;br&gt;
There&apos;s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide&lt;br&gt;
When they drop the big one, we all get fried&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Well there&apos;s a punk in the alley and he&apos;s looking for a fight&lt;br&gt;
There&apos;s an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight&lt;br&gt;
There&apos;s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed&lt;br&gt;
Seems that everywhere you look today there&apos;s misery and greed&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun&lt;br&gt;
But that&apos;s no reason why we shouldn&apos;t have a little fun&lt;br&gt;
So if you think it&apos;s scary, if it&apos;s more than you can take&lt;br&gt;
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
wow!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday&lt;br&gt;
Happy birthday to you&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
(Happy Birthday!)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
And a pinch to grow an inch!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&amp;mdash; &quot;Weird Al&quot; Yankovic, &quot;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Weird_Al%22_Yankovic_(album)&quot;&gt;Happy Birthday&lt;/a&gt;&quot;, 1983</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:41:11 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>WCityMike</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Toekneesan</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449590</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sandraboynton.com/sboynton/hippobirdiecards.html&quot;&gt;Hippo birdies two ewes!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:42:09 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Toekneesan</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: WCityMike</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449591</link>	
  	<description>&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;Um, nothing personally meant by the lyrics.  Just going for weird. :)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:43:13 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>WCityMike</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Abiezer</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449592</link>	
  	<description>Someone to Baywatch over us! Happy birthday, Jessamyn.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:43:14 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Abiezer</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: jonson</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449593</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday, Jess!  Extra Bannings for EVERYONE!!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:47:11 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jonson</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: ObscureReferenceMan</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449594</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!!! &lt;small&gt;WCityMike stole the song I was going to post. :( &lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:52:24 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>ObscureReferenceMan</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: ottereroticist</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449595</link>	
  	<description>This user flagged as &lt;a href=&quot;http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14832/34-Mefites-think-Mach3avelli-is-an-asshat#449088&quot;&gt; too cute to ban, librarian, comrade when backs are up against the wall, and talks about butt too much.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Many happy returns of the day, Jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:52:46 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>ottereroticist</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: terrapin</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449596</link>	
  	<description>happy birthday!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
was great seeing you today.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:58:31 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>terrapin</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: everichon</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449597</link>	
  	<description>[jessamyn is good]</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:03:24 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>everichon</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: klangklangston</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449598</link>	
  	<description>OH NO I ATE BEFORE POSTING! CRAMPS! SAVE ME BEFORE I POST SOMETHIGN STUPID TO ASKME!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
(Happy birthday!)</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:03:45 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>klangklangston</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Brandon Blatcher</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449599</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.apoplecticpress.org/002large.jpg&quot;&gt;Yeah, Yeah, it&apos;s your birthday.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
No, really, thanks for being an awesome mod!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:08:49 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Brandon Blatcher</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: MarkAnd</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449600</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:11:45 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>MarkAnd</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: desjardins</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449602</link>	
  	<description>In honor of your birthday I am going to read a book.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
OK, maybe tomorrow.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:16:37 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>desjardins</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: triggerfinger</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449603</link>	
  	<description>Yay! Happy birthday! Have fun!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:16:39 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>triggerfinger</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: desjardins</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449604</link>	
  	<description>By the way, I can&apos;t swim.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:16:52 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>desjardins</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Duncan</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449605</link>	
  	<description>May your day be filled with very little snark :)</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:18:11 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Duncan</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Brandon Blatcher</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449606</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/iamthebestartist/1114993249/&quot;&gt;...and here&apos;s a really nice photo of her.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:18:57 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Brandon Blatcher</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: brundlefly</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449607</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:20:07 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>brundlefly</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: cashman</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449608</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday!  Don&apos;t dive anywhere I wouldn&apos;t dive!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:20:36 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>cashman</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: loquacious</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449609</link>	
  	<description>*strips naked, dances on table*</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:21:07 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>loquacious</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: languagehat</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449610</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://funkysouls.com/img/funky_happy_birthday.jpg&quot; title=&quot;It says &apos;Happy jam day&apos; in Russian&quot;&gt;&#1057; &#1076;&#1085;&#1077;&#1084; &#1088;&#1086;&#1078;&#1076;&#1077;&#1085;&#1080;&#1103;!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:22:50 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>languagehat</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: jessamyn</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449611</link>	
  	<description>Oh man, thanks everyone! It&apos;s been a great day so far -- thanks for lunch terrapin -- and I&apos;m off to the pool. My Mom puts up photos of me and my sister from when we were kids on our birthdays on Flickr. &lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/calliope/1328525699/&quot;&gt;Start here and click back a few times&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:23:22 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jessamyn</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: found missing</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449612</link>	
  	<description>In honor of your birthday, I&apos;m going to make a comment in AskMe so you can delete it.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:24:21 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>found missing</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: found missing</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449613</link>	
  	<description>Smiley face icon.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:25:30 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>found missing</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: matteo</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449614</link>	
  	<description>buon compleanno!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:28:58 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>matteo</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Pastabagel</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449615</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday, Jessamyn!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
As a librarian, I thought you&apos;d appreciate some birthday-related book trivia - on your birthday in 1957, Jack Kerouac&apos;s &lt;em&gt;On the Road&lt;/em&gt; was first published.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
As a mefi mod, I thought you&apos;d appreciate some birthday-related admin trivia -  on your birthday in 1793, the Reign of Terror began in revolutionary France.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
You also share a birthday with composer John Cage, and the man whose namesake is responsible for canceling countless beloved television programs, A.C. Neilsen.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
So you see Jessamyn, silencing users, deleting threads, and reigning over this site with a lifeguard whistle of terror is not merely a hobby for you as you might have thought.  It is your birthright.  &lt;i&gt;It is your destiny.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy Birthday, Jess.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:39:02 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Pastabagel</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: hermitosis</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449616</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!  I made you a cookie-- but I eated it.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:42:18 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>hermitosis</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Shave</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449617</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday, Jessamyn</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:43:26 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Shave</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Mister_A</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449618</link>	
  	<description>We are all Vikings on our birthdays! Enjoy yours, Hildigunn!*&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
*&lt;small&gt;Viking for jessamyn&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:46:43 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Mister_A</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: quin</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449619</link>	
  	<description>Wait, wait, wait... You&apos;re a lifeguard as well? My god, is there nothing you can&apos;t do?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;small&gt;*begins to formulate theory that Jessamyn is actually a superhero named &lt;em&gt;The Librarian!&lt;/em&gt;*&lt;/small&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:54:48 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>quin</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: tommasz</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449621</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:12:39 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>tommasz</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: sveskemus</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449622</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday, jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:12:46 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>sveskemus</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: juv3nal</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449623</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday, Jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:17:20 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>juv3nal</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: klangklangston</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449624</link>	
  	<description>Oddly enough, it&apos;s also my friend Jesse&apos;s birthday. (Or so says Friendster.)</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:18:21 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>klangklangston</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: lekvar</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449625</link>	
  	<description>So Owl wrote . . . and this is what he wrote:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA &lt;br&gt;
BTHUTHDY.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Pooh looked on admiringly.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&quot;I&apos;m just saying &apos;A Happy Birthday&apos;,&quot; said Owl carelessly.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:27:17 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>lekvar</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: jasper411</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449626</link>	
  	<description>&lt;em&gt;Virgo August 23 - September 22&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
For Wednesday, September 5 -You can help other people without being too critical today, but you will have to be honest about what you think. Right now, there is no point in sharing your thought unless you share all of them. The good and the bad, the objective and the subjective, the helpful and the pointless. Being critical is an art form, but it is one at which you excel. Due to your healthy balance between diplomacy and compassion, you always know just what to say. Don&apos;t worry.&lt;br&gt;
(from astrology.com)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;small&gt; This seems oddly in line with the Radical Honesty post&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:27:57 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jasper411</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: arto</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449627</link>	
  	<description>Ain&apos;t no party like a J. West party &apos;cause a J. West party don&apos;t stop.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Happy Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:30:36 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>arto</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: PinkButterfly</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449628</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:33:41 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>PinkButterfly</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: astruc</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449629</link>	
  	<description>Happiest of birthdays, Jessamyn!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449629</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:41:10 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>astruc</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: tomcooke</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449630</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449630</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:43:47 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>tomcooke</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: mr_crash_davis</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449631</link>	
  	<description>Sheesh, what a bunch of suck-ups.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449631</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:44:02 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>mr_crash_davis</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: rmd1023</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449632</link>	
  	<description>Unccl Oveguqnl, Wrffnzla!!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449632</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:50:31 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>rmd1023</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: Devils Rancher</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449633</link>	
  	<description>&lt;i&gt;Flickr is having a massage.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I hope Birthday Girl is, too.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:57:55 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Devils Rancher</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: iamkimiam</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449634</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449634</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:02:48 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>iamkimiam</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: bru</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449636</link>	
  	<description>Joyeux anniversaire, ch&#xe8;re voisine. :-)</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449636</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:09:48 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>bru</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: Pope Guilty</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449637</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday Jessamyn!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449637</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:11:01 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Pope Guilty</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: CrazyLemonade</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449639</link>	
  	<description>Feliz Cumplea&#xf1;os, Jessamyn!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449639</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:15:37 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>CrazyLemonade</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: shmegegge</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449640</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449640</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:15:54 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>shmegegge</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: edgeways</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449641</link>	
  	<description>It has gone from a message, to a full blown hissy fit.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
H&lt;br&gt;
A&lt;br&gt;
P&lt;br&gt;
P&lt;br&gt;
YadhtriB</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:21:56 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>edgeways</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: mmahaffie</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449642</link>	
  	<description>Indeed.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449642</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:23:27 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>mmahaffie</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: Item</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449643</link>	
  	<description>This is the shittiest call out ever.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449643</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:26:26 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Item</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: trip and a half</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449644</link>	
  	<description>Hippy Yard Bath!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449644</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:31:06 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>trip and a half</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: brain_drain</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449647</link>	
  	<description>And as a birthday gift, a day without any (other) MeTa posts! &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;small&gt;Uh-oh, jinx?&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:42:40 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>brain_drain</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Nathaniel W</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449648</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday, jessamyn!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449648</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:43:42 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Nathaniel W</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: soundofsuburbia</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449649</link>	
  	<description>Grattis p&#xe5; f&#xf6;delsedagen, jessamyn!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449649</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:48:30 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>soundofsuburbia</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: ourobouros</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449650</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday, jessamyn!  Many more!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449650</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:50:40 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>ourobouros</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: PeterMcDermott</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449651</link>	
  	<description>snark snark snark snark hppy snark snark bday snark</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449651</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:58:42 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>PeterMcDermott</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: Meatbomb</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449653</link>	
  	<description>Golden lucky blessings upon you, my sister.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449653</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:01:53 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Meatbomb</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: Koko</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449654</link>	
  	<description>You totally look like a girl I went to high school with, who was also named Jess West.  Except I went to high school in Massachusetts.  Kinda freaked me out a little.  Anyway, happy birthday!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449654</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:09:35 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Koko</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: SassHat</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449657</link>	
  	<description>I never thought I would ever go to an internet cafe to log in to comment on a METATALK thread but here it is and a damn good reason.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSAMYN!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
*whuffles*&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;small&gt;wait, can we do that here?&lt;/small&gt;  &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:17:23 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>SassHat</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: jamjam</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449658</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday Jessamyn! &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
This one time, I really am just waving.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449658</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:17:51 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jamjam</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: jessamyn</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449659</link>	
  	<description>&lt;em&gt;Except I went to high school in Massachusetts.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Um, I went to high school in Massachusetts. Who are you? [email in profile, etc.]</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449659</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:18:41 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jessamyn</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: angeline</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449660</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday, Jessamyn!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449660</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:26:08 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>angeline</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: konolia</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449662</link>	
  	<description>As usual, in your honor, and out of respect, I will NOT be singing the Russian Happy Birthday song to you.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449662</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:42:35 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>konolia</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: DMan</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449663</link>	
  	<description>&lt;em&gt;Um, I went to high school in Massachusetts. Who are you? [email in profile, etc.]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Of course, one of you two will have to let us know what happens here.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:45:29 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>DMan</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: terrapin</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449665</link>	
  	<description>More birthday trivia: I heard on NPR that September 5 was the day the first U.S. Congress convened.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449665</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:53:26 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>terrapin</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: flashboy</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449666</link>	
  	<description>Palju &#xf5;nne s&#xfc;nnip&#xe4;evaks!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449666</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:54:06 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>flashboy</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: adrianhon</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449667</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449667</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 14:59:49 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>adrianhon</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: gummi</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449669</link>	
  	<description>Sorry I&apos;m late to the party (stupid job), Happy Birthday Jessamyn!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449669</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:05:00 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>gummi</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: jamaro</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449670</link>	
  	<description>Happy Bday Jesssamyn.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;(and how much do I love that your mom is a very active flickr user. ::sniffs back a sappy tear::).&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:05:27 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jamaro</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: kuujjuarapik</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449672</link>	
  	<description>happy birthday!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449672</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:14:03 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>kuujjuarapik</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: woodblock100</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449673</link>	
  	<description>&#12362;&#35477;&#29983;&#26085;&#12289;&#12362;&#12417;&#12391;&#12392;&#12358;&#65281;</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449673</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:23:46 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>woodblock100</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: Tuwa</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449675</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449675</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:25:05 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Tuwa</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: amyms</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449676</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday! And congrats on the lifeguard certification!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:25:12 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>amyms</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: taz</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449678</link>	
  	<description>&#935;&#961;&#959;&#957;&#953;&#945; &#960;&#959;&#955;&#955;&#945;!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
or, in Greeklish, &quot;Kronia polla!&quot;</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449678</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:34:24 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>taz</dc:creator>
</item>
<item>
  	<title>By: Jofus</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449679</link>	
  	<description>Yay! etc. Happy Birthday.</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449679</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:43:52 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Jofus</dc:creator>
</item>
<item>
  	<title>By: snsranch</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449680</link>	
  	<description>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
  	<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:metatalk.metafilter.com,2007:site.14836-449680</guid>
  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:45:43 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>snsranch</dc:creator>
</item>
<item>
  	<title>By: Divine_Wino</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449682</link>	
  	<description>Hi Lady, happy happy birthday.  Can I ask another question so you can answer some more damn questions on your birthday?  &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I&apos;ll assume so and if you don&apos;t want to answer it I&apos;ll be ok.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Thus:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Your flikr id/jammie is IAMTHEBESTARTIST, I know that from a graffito from my childhood, which was spent in Soho, New York.  It was always signed Rene?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Any confluence?  &lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I hope you are having a fine day.  I got my whatever the step below lifeguard was card when I was 15 and I was damn hell ass proud.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 15:56:43 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Divine_Wino</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: Flashman</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449684</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday. I like your pictures of Vermont. &lt;br&gt;
You ought to delete this post - that would be funny.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:00:54 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Flashman</dc:creator>
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<item>
  	<title>By: wendell</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449686</link>	
  	<description>I promised myself no more one-liners in MetaTalk.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
So Happy Birthday Jess.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
And Happy Birthday jessamyn.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:18:27 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>wendell</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Kangaroo</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449687</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday Jessamyn! It&apos;s my birthday too. I used to hate it when this was the first day back at school. Hope your day has been as much fun as mine! Wishing you good health and great times in the year ahead - I like to think that the best is still to come.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:21:09 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: mogget</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449690</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday Jessamyn. The pics your mom put up on Flickr are v. cute.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:28:42 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: madamjujujive</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449698</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj6cbM-h8xg&quot;&gt;happy birthday&lt;/a&gt;, jessamyn! &lt;br&gt;
&lt;small&gt;(I stole that from growabrain)&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:41:26 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: malocchio</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449699</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday Jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:49:32 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>malocchio</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: terrapin</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449701</link>	
  	<description>In honor this also being Anil&apos;s birthday perhaps we can make this thread have a white background....&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
and comic sans font, natch.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:56:02 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>terrapin</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Wolfdog</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449707</link>	
  	<description>I just saw the picture labeled &quot;lives in the country&quot;, and - you&apos;re going to have to interpret here - &lt;i&gt;gr-r-owl&lt;/i&gt;.  Woof, whine, beg.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:03:07 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: jonmc</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449719</link>	
  	<description>Happy birthday, jess. Say hi to my nonno.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:26:43 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jonmc</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: terrapin</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449721</link>	
  	<description>&lt;i&gt;Say hi to my nonno.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Visit so we can have anther excuse to meetup.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:30:31 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>terrapin</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: goodnewsfortheinsane</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449724</link>	
  	<description>Gefeliciteerd!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:31:41 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: emd3737</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449730</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday, Jessamyn! Hope you&apos;re having a great day.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:53:59 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: notsnot</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449733</link>	
  	<description>Yay!  Have some cake.  Or pancakes!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:57:54 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: lleachie</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449736</link>	
  	<description>Wow, I got to the party late.  Have a happy one, Jessamyn.  I rather like your guts in being a moderator of this ragtag crew.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:00:01 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>lleachie</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: The corpse in the library</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449737</link>	
  	<description>Felicitations!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:03:03 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>The corpse in the library</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: ugf</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449746</link>	
  	<description>YAY!  Happy happy birthday!!!  Hope it was deluxe!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:56:07 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>ugf</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: SteveTheRed</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449748</link>	
  	<description>&lt;blink&gt;Happ&lt;small&gt;y&lt;/small&gt; &lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;B&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;ir&lt;small&gt;th&lt;small&gt;da&lt;small&gt;y&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt; Jessamyn!&lt;/blink&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:02:01 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: phoque</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449755</link>	
  	<description>Bon ben,  ben bon, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bopU0jHLm3Y&amp;mode=related&amp;search=&quot;&gt;Bonne F&#xea;te&lt;/a&gt; Jessamyn :)</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:14:21 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: zamboni</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449757</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:20:16 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>zamboni</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Quietgal</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449763</link>	
  	<description>and many happy returns!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:28:22 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Quietgal</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: jessamyn</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449767</link>	
  	<description>&lt;em&gt;Any confluence? &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
I am a fan of Rene&apos;s work. Happy birthday Kangaroo!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:55:39 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>jessamyn</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: yhbc</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449772</link>	
  	<description>Hope it was a good birthday, jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:17:27 -0800</pubDate>
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  	<title>By: gemmy</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449773</link>	
  	<description>This thread made me smile and feel better about the world today. Happy Birthday Jessamyn! Grattis p&#xe5; f&#xf6;delsedagen!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:20:05 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>gemmy</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: StrikeTheViol</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449785</link>	
  	<description>Happy Birthday, Jessamyn! (Phew, just made it!)</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:43:10 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>StrikeTheViol</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Lynsey</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449807</link>	
  	<description>It&apos;s still your birthday on the Left Coast, and am I ever late to this thread but Happy Birthday, fellow librarian and many happy returns (&lt;small&gt;&lt;i&gt;book returns,&lt;/i&gt; that is - librarian humor, there, get it?)&lt;/small&gt;!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:36:44 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Lynsey</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: numinous</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449825</link>	
  	<description>Let me be the first to say: Happy &lt;i&gt;Belated&lt;/i&gt; Birthday!  I wish i had seen this thread sooner!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:21:22 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>numinous</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: dmd</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449851</link>	
  	<description>!&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
(That&apos;s a candle.)</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:42:00 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>dmd</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: Koko</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449865</link>	
  	<description>jessamyn is indeed the same Jess I knew in high school.  She once got concert tickets for me and my boyfriend (we were 17 and 16); I think it was for Violent Femmes (Hallowed Ground tour), and it would have been our first concert in the Big City (Boston).  We were overly excited as kids are, and heaped big love on our pal Jess who was our hero.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Such a small world inside these internets!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:22:02 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>Koko</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: nola</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449883</link>	
  	<description>Happy B-day.</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:38:24 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>nola</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: DreamerFi</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449891</link>	
  	<description>Happy Happy!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:06:15 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>DreamerFi</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: DMan</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449905</link>	
  	<description>Koko: that&apos;s a cool story, thanks for sharing!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 08:31:35 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>DMan</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: heeeraldo</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449928</link>	
  	<description>Happy belated, jessamyn!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:54:04 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>heeeraldo</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: IndigoRain</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449967</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/09/04/happy_birthday_to_jessamyn#comments&quot;&gt;Don&apos;t miss the Mecha thread!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:07:10 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>IndigoRain</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: nasreddin</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#449983</link>	
  	<description>&#1089; &#1087;&#1088;&#1086;&#1096;&#1077;&#1076;&#1096;&#1080;&#1084; :(</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 13:30:07 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>nasreddin</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: brautigan</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#450023</link>	
  	<description>Co` latha breith sona dhuibh! x</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:23:23 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>brautigan</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: vronsky</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#450137</link>	
  	<description>*&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/45338-interview-pitchfork-mix-02-diplo&quot;&gt;fires gun into air&lt;/a&gt; the appropriate number of times*</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:10:40 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>vronsky</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: rob511</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#450167</link>	
  	<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jessamyn.com&quot;&gt;Jessie Westie:&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.librarian.net/talk/&quot;&gt;stack-minder,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://ask.metafilter.com/43230/Dreadlock-removal-Help#664099&quot;&gt;dread-locker,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jessamyn.com/journal/2006/10/haircut.html&quot;&gt;TSA bait,&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/63980/Old-lives-and-memories-lie-silent-beneath-the-blue-water#1806258&quot;&gt;Glib talker,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://metachat.org/index.php/2007/08/30/jessamyn_queen_of_all_smut&quot;&gt;porn finder,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://podcast.metafilter.com/&quot;&gt;pod-caster (MeFi Radio),&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/user/292&quot;&gt;Sys-adminner,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/iamthebestartist/1296064355/&quot;&gt;pool-guarder,&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://metatalk.metafilter.com/13824/Sydney-Meetup-photos&quot;&gt;globetrotter (&quot;Cheerio, mate!&quot;),&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://metatalk.metafilter.com/13944/April-Fools#399043&quot;&gt;And OMG her fowl-fucking?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://metatalk.metafilter.com/13160/#362215 &quot;&gt;&quot;Yeah, all right, I know!&quot;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
[Chorus]&lt;br&gt;
We didn&apos;t light no candles ...</description>
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  	<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:10:59 -0800</pubDate>
  	<dc:creator>rob511</dc:creator>
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  	<title>By: klausness</title>
  	<link>http://metatalk.metafilter.com/14836/Its-Jessamyns-birthday-Greet-her#450496</link>	
  	<description>hippie bird stay!</description>
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  	<pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 20:22:26 -0800</pubDate>
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