Comments on: Problems with posts tagged with cheese

Problems with posts tagged with cheese

slogger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:43:49 -0800

The second page of the "Posts tagged with cheese" is the same as the first. It also says "50 posts tagged with cheese. Displaying 51 through 50."

By: dersins

dersins — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:46:01 -0800

The solution is simple:

WE NEED MORE POSTS ABOUT CHEESE, PEOPLE.

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:48:42 -0800

Couldn't agree with you more, dersins. I was a little surprised there are only 50 (or 51...I'm not quite sure).

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:50:48 -0800

Absence makes the heart grow fondue.

By: dersins

dersins — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:52:00 -0800

They make a stent for that, flo.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:54:32 -0800

Gouda one, dersins!

By: dersins

dersins — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:57:19 -0800

Edam right it was!

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:57:24 -0800

Oh no! I've created a muenster!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:58:20 -0800

You're making me bleu.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:00:41 -0800

hav a rti lol n mov on!!!

By: dersins

dersins — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:02:07 -0800

No whey.

By: grouse

grouse — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:03:16 -0800

Fixing this should be a bries.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:03:22 -0800

Curd ur enthusiasm.

By: Brandon Blatcher

Brandon Blatcher — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:12:43 -0800

yeah, but does it have a fedora?

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:12:51 -0800

Will this end well? I cantal...

By: Diskeater

Diskeater — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:13:10 -0800

Sharp cheddar.

By: munchingzombie

munchingzombie — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:14:02 -0800

O haiz. I'z King George III. Em-mental.

By: pupdog

pupdog — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:16:52 -0800

Not enough whine to go with all this cheez...

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:17:03 -0800

You all know that 51-50 is the LAPD code for "held under suspicion of being crazy about cheese", right?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:20:28 -0800

I'm gonna get Ubriaco.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:22:10 -0800

I'm afraid the direction of this thread was a Feta ccompli.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:29:34 -0800

Yes, it was quite a thread Jack.

By: grouse

grouse — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:29:46 -0800

I dunno, until now I thought MeFites were too mature for this.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:30:46 -0800

My God - why?!!!

By: found missing

found missing — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:32:32 -0800

And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.

By: mathowie

mathowie — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:42:17 -0800

Fixed.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:45:48 -0800

You're so Krafty.

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:52:36 -0800

If this keeps up I'm grana be sick.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:54:33 -0800

Metafilter: Like a Roque(fort)

By: bassjump

bassjump — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:56:30 -0800

Ugh, I Camembert it.

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:57:02 -0800

I guess I should've thought about it more caerphilly before making this post.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:00:21 -0800

Metafilter: processed pasteurized cheese food.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:24:48 -0800

Now we can goat to the next post.

By: deborah

deborah — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:28:51 -0800

And what would that chevre?

By: slogger

slogger — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:29:48 -0800

Comte think of it, that's not such a bad idea.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:40:52 -0800

we 'cotta stop this.

By: never used baby shoes

never used baby shoes — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:49:44 -0800

I think we should Provolone it.

By: desuetude

desuetude — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:53:30 -0800

Oof, coijita show a little mercy? I'm laughing so hard I'm about to piave myself over here.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:56:41 -0800

Puns like these, MeFites just edam up.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:57:21 -0800

Plus, we're having such a gouda time.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:00:59 -0800

The goodness of cheese is one of the world's Emmental truths, you know.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:06:39 -0800

I sposi we should close this now.
*performs low curtsy*

By: pupdog

pupdog — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:18:10 -0800

Time for Timer!

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:18:20 -0800

Maybe I should stink up this thread too?

By: tangerine

tangerine — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:38:26 -0800

Halloumi to retort.

By: CrayDrygu

CrayDrygu — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:42:25 -0800

There's something very wrong with all of you.

...

Something fonduementally wrong.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:50:17 -0800

Enough puns already, oka?

By: tangerine

tangerine — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:51:15 -0800

Havarti your way. This is plenty oaxaca'd out already.

By: tangerine

tangerine — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:52:27 -0800

But I'd really like another chance to ask for a mascarpone.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:57:16 -0800

You guys have milked this for all it's worth.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:02:21 -0800

Yes, this discussion is rather awkward and Stilton.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:05:16 -0800

No more jokes? Asiago home now.

By: milestogo

milestogo — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:05:55 -0800

seriously, I'm feta up.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:07:53 -0800

My family's worried about me, and myzithra says I spend way too much time on metafilter.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:08:27 -0800

Yet the saga continues!

By: tangerine

tangerine — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:09:05 -0800

Personally, I was still just barely casein the situation. Not paneerly done.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:10:31 -0800

...and we keep posting, frinault good reason at all.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:12:09 -0800

Honestly? I exmoor from you people in the future.

By: pearlybob

pearlybob — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:35:50 -0800

Meta, I salut you!! Well done!!

By: Item

Item — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:40:11 -0800

CHEDDER

By: Item

Item — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:41:48 -0800

CHEDDAR

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:57:00 -0800

I'm trying so hard to think of something clever to say.

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:00:00 -0800

Whatever I would say wouldn't be so grate.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:09:02 -0800

This is a rare bit of fun.

By: milquetoast

milquetoast — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:13:17 -0800

I'm commenting in this thread, just in queso.

By: ninjew

ninjew — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:21:13 -0800

I thought this thread would have been closed a long time asiago.

By: Wolof

Wolof — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:25:13 -0800

I Port Salut you. Perhaps you could Halloumi?

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:26:19 -0800

I came here to make a cheese pun, but it looks like all of them Havarti been used.

By: ericb

ericb — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:29:59 -0800

Jesus Cheese Fucking Christ.

By: Wolof

Wolof — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:32:48 -0800

Apologies on the repeat of Halloumi. I'm a Klützer, and Parmigiano make it up to you.

Incidentally, where is the "Batzosinsane" tag here?

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:35:44 -0800

Metafilter: Lactose intolerant
Cheesy as hell, too.

By: woodblock100

woodblock100 — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:43:39 -0800

NewsItem: Google reports spike in searches for "cheese varieties" ...

By: forallmankind

forallmankind — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:46:18 -0800

Holy crap - I think Jesus Pan deserves it's own FPP: it's wasted over here in the Gruyere.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:54:35 -0800

Wow, this is like that recurring nightmare where I'm at a dinner party and all these classy and clever people are having high-falutin' conversations I can barely follow and I only get every sixth reference and I'm terrified they'll realize that I'm a huge phony and then kill and eat my ignorant corpse, swapping bon mots as they tear off chunks of my torso like a pack of erudite wolves.

Only it's about cheese. And on the Gray. And I'm not feeling self-conscious about my lack of pants.

By: dersins

dersins — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:57:51 -0800

Google reports spike in searches for "cheese varieties"

What a load of manouri.

(And wikipedia has everything you might need, anyway.)

By: Wolof

Wolof — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:03:01 -0800

Just wanted Tallegio know if the Raclette Fritz, you're probably a Picock. In which case you'll be needing these Testouris.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:04:53 -0800

I like bacon!

D'ooooooooohhhhhhhh

By: ooga_booga

ooga_booga — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:09:17 -0800

Man,chego do that for?

By: woodblock100

woodblock100 — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:17:04 -0800

What a load of manouri

But this thread has served to remind us .... "What a friend we have in Cheeses!"

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:41:45 -0800

This truffe is closed to niolo coulommiers.

By: metasav

metasav — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:50:46 -0800

I'd just like tallegio know I think this is gouda.

By: ninjew

ninjew — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:54:43 -0800

Oh my gouda. "That's so good! It should have been mine!"

By: metasav

metasav — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:55:21 -0800

it curds to me, by the whey......

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:56:34 -0800

Cheese, you guys are annoying.

By: LobsterMitten

LobsterMitten — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:01:18 -0800

Oh, gjet 'ost, the lot of you.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:23:15 -0800

Yous guys are so funny. Wish I hadda tape ricotta.

By: slogger

slogger — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:53:57 -0800

Cheeses Christ, you guys are still at this? I'm going to bed.

By: C17H19NO3

C17H19NO3 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:58:23 -0800

Limburger

By: heeeraldo

heeeraldo — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:35:38 -0800

slogger: there'll be at least a Dubliner even a triplin' of posts when you get back.

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:44:48 -0800

All this verbal västerbation!

By: grouse

grouse — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:48:16 -0800

I have cheese... in my pants.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:50:53 -0800

cortex is gonna make a head cheese joke, I just know it.

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:52:30 -0800

That head cheese joke comment was my thousandth on the gray. Such shame, such vanity, such breaded, deep-fried vanity. . . .

By: woodblock100

woodblock100 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:03:32 -0800

... still at this?

Sure! Parmesan more wine, and I'd be happy to keep going!

By: Wolof

Wolof — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:04:25 -0800

Zdenka. Take 2 Picodin, and I'll Brillat in the Meaunes-ing.

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:09:50 -0800

It's like a cottage industry in here.

Going stilton and on tilsit turns bleu in the face.

And do cheese posts get a regular tag or a Maytag?

(I'll be back when I come up with something for "neufchatel"...)

By: Wolof

Wolof — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:47:50 -0800

I'm enjoying the lamentations of your Mariolles and your Neufchâteaux as I drive them before me. It's Saint-Nectaire to my Oltermanni Gubbeens.

You have no Chaource but to Bokmakiri.

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:32:58 -0800

I previewed before you red, leicester repeat a variety and end up looking philly.

By: Wolof

Wolof — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:11:32 -0800

Who you calling a Weisslacker? UnTilsit's Provolone, I'm gonna Banon and on.

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:37:04 -0800

CHEESE PUN!

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:03:24 -0800

I'm terrified they'll realize that I'm a huge phony and then kill and eat my ignorant corpse

DIBS ON THE LEG!!!!1

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:09:57 -0800

"What a friend we have in Cheeses!"

Cheeses of Nazareth?

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:12:52 -0800

Divine_Wino made a hot crossed pun.

By: BozoBurgerBonanza

BozoBurgerBonanza — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:44:22 -0800

To get these puns, I made sure to read them very Caerphilly, it's been a real slice!

By: patricio

patricio — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:30:12 -0800

you have to Kraft them well.

By: languagehat

languagehat — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:44:05 -0800

Keep your pecorino up, everyone!

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:56:58 -0800

Is this thread loading funny for anyone else?

Windows XP, Mozzarella Firefox.

By: woodblock100

woodblock100 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:05:03 -0800

Is this thread loading funny for anyone else?

Tastes fine on my (Big) Mac ...

By: phatkitten

phatkitten — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:09:58 -0800

Is this thread loading funny for anyone else?

Have you tried swissing browsers?

By: like_neon

like_neon — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:17:41 -0800

This is grating on my nerves. Curd it out.

By: grouse

grouse — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:23:00 -0800

Well, it's making me rit like a vache.

By: quin

quin — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:29:58 -0800

I ate you all.

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:41:56 -0800

Lighten up, babybel.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:54:03 -0800

I'm just thankful to this MeTa for bringing me to the one-track mind known as Mr. Cheese!!!. A man who apparently subsists on cheese, who not only takes cheese vacations, but rates towns based upon their "cheese scene."

By: grouse

grouse — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:57:15 -0800

Yeah, best AskMe history ever. Have you seen his web site? It's sadly lacking in cheesy jokes.

By: Ragma

Ragma — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:02:41 -0800

Perhaps this thread should have been locked beaufort it got out of hand?

By: BozoBurgerBonanza

BozoBurgerBonanza — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:17:50 -0800

I'd like to make another pun, but have run out of cheese ideas...I guess I'm no cheese whiz.

By: darsh

darsh — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:25:42 -0800

I think the Fontina this page could change.

By: sambosambo

sambosambo — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:48:44 -0800

MASCARPWNED!!

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:02:01 -0800

I feel sheep (cheese)- ish reading swiss ched(dar).

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:21:02 -0800

Teleme... mmm something soft and sweet. Make mine all creamy and melted, then spread it. Gruyere's nice and firm, ready to stick in nice hot buns. I like to have my whey with it. Oh queso, I'm annatto girl.

By: sambosambo

sambosambo — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:32:32 -0800

Wow, Ambrosia... Mizithra bit hotter in here? Or rennet just you? ;)

By: Abiezer

Abiezer — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:46:14 -0800

Cheesus, Dairy and Toasties and all the saints, what has been going on here?

By: tristeza

tristeza — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:40:47 -0800

Take it easy, Mac.

By: growabrain

growabrain — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:54:55 -0800

No cheese tastes as good as Titty Cheese

By: tangerine

tangerine — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:26:06 -0800

I lactose the kashkaval to bribe everyone to stop this infernal raclette.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:42:50 -0800

Wearing a cheesy hat has now been declared a Fedora Offense.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 17:15:53 -0800

CHEESE PUN!

They sell those at Stuckey's*, right?

* Stuckey's: Home of the food that killed Elvis!

By: ooga_booga

ooga_booga — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:02:41 -0800

Wow, hats off to those who have multiple puns in a single post. I find it hard enough to craft singles.

By: tangerine

tangerine — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:31:25 -0800

Well, ooga_booga, I'm humboldt enough to go out on a limburger and observe that none of us can tillamook anything he doesn't already know.

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:36:43 -0800

My compliments to ooga_booga on his efforts to protect our unnatural resources by recycling puns. Without people like him, our vast and half-vast forests of evergreen puns would be stripped bare by stripped bears (bearing arms with bare arms) and there wouldn't be enough left for Christmas Tease (or any tease during the Celestial Season). So remember to recycle, reuse, reduce, re-gift, refry beans and reggiano your parmigiano. (You were wondering when I'd finally get back to the cheese, didn't you?)

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:49:26 -0800

I lactose the kashkaval to bribe everyone to stop this infernal raclette.

I'm manchego enough to admit I'd take a bribe. Although I gloucester say, the puns do gruyere on ya.

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:51:46 -0800

also

By: flabdablet

flabdablet — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:28:31 -0800

Did somebody step on a duck?

By: cgc373

cgc373 — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 06:31:42 -0800

If this is a setup for a "cheese 'n' quackers" joke, I'm outta here.

By: dirtdirt

dirtdirt — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:21:55 -0800

Mozzarella going to be pissed off when he finds this thread.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:46:23 -0800

dirtdirt stole mine, but I was going with "hella" over "really".

By: languagehat

languagehat — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:43:34 -0800

ЭПИГРАММА № I

“Вы любите ли сыр?”— спросили раз ханжу,
“Люблю,— он отвечал,— я вкус в нем нахожу”.

By: languagehat

languagehat — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:45:29 -0800

EPIGRAM No. 1

"Do you like cheese?" — they asked the hypocrite.
"I do," — he answered, — "I find taste in it."

—"Kozma Prutkov" [A.K. Tolstoy], 1854

By: grouse

grouse — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:30:38 -0800

This thread should be tasted again now that it's aged a few days.

By: Wolof

Wolof — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:55:08 -0800

Still stinks of cheese.

Gob, how I love the stuff.

By: wendell

wendell — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 06:50:11 -0800

Looking sharp!