literal small pony request

April 26, 2010 12:27 PM

I would like to request a small pony.
posted by found missing to MetaFilter-Related at 12:27 PM (37 comments total)

get them to breed one that's blue and yellow.
then requisition the Massive Mathowie Recumbent Bikes Fund for a grant.
Might work out.
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 12:28 PM on April 26, 2010

seriously, I really want to make a Beaker sock puppet, and every time you comment respond with "meemer mee mee meemer mee."
posted by shmegegge at 12:32 PM on April 26, 2010 [17 favorites]

He's just a little horse..
posted by zamboni at 12:32 PM on April 26, 2010 [2 favorites]

get them to breed one that's blue and yellow.

Are you kidding? That one's already got a professional white background.
posted by shakespeherian at 12:41 PM on April 26, 2010 [14 favorites]

now that's a hugbucket ;p
posted by infini at 12:50 PM on April 26, 2010

Pony up for your small request.
posted by blue_beetle at 1:03 PM on April 26, 2010

When will people stop fucking around with nature for stupid reasons? /drunken curmudgeon
posted by Abiezer at 1:09 PM on April 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

Nature was totally asking for it.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:18 PM on April 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

I'll be your tiny pony, tiny pony for money, do what you want me to do


where am I? I'm so confused
posted by The Whelk at 1:22 PM on April 26, 2010

Can I have my little pony on a vegetable medley, Burhanistan? I'm trying to cut down on carbs.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:23 PM on April 26, 2010

Sometimes a pony gets depressed.
posted by mullacc at 1:26 PM on April 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

only if we boil the ones crunched up for marrow for the glue to hold them all together
posted by infini at 1:48 PM on April 26, 2010

That's sad. That can't be healthy.

My pony would be to make the MetaTalk and AskMe icons more distinct in the contact's recent activity list.
posted by mccarty.tim at 1:50 PM on April 26, 2010

Sad baby pony is sad.
posted by The otter lady at 1:53 PM on April 26, 2010 [2 favorites]

Pony bones and skulls! I’m drooling now.

I have no need or desire to eat the pony/ponies, but please save a few skull or pony bones so I can add them to my collection of various animal bones/skulls.
A tiny blue and yellow pony skull would fit in nicely between the deer skull and the dog skull.
posted by Wolfster at 1:55 PM on April 26, 2010

I like using pony ribcages as a wishbone that you can play with two hands instead of two fingers.
posted by qvantamon at 1:55 PM on April 26, 2010

I had no idea that this thread would bring out the ponivores.
posted by found missing at 2:02 PM on April 26, 2010

This is just one of the hidden signs-- soon the Four Horsemen of the Tiny Apocalypse will ride.
posted by InfidelZombie at 2:02 PM on April 26, 2010 [3 favorites]

PLEASE don't eat the ponies!!?
posted by snsranch at 2:44 PM on April 26, 2010 [2 favorites]

Spicy pony head (mp3)
posted by eddydamascene at 2:46 PM on April 26, 2010

Thanks for that link, just by clicking on it I was selected to recieve a $1000 WalMart gift card and I need Doritos and underpants.
posted by longsleeves at 2:59 PM on April 26, 2010 [2 favorites]

Does it make road crab apples?
posted by The Mysterious Mr. F at 4:56 PM on April 26, 2010

And the odd parts can be used to make pony baloney.

I am so sorry, but I was in a marching band in high school that spent too much time in parades behind the equestrian units, so it's all horseshit to me.
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:48 PM on April 26, 2010

I can't wait until they make one that has pink hair and gold sparkle stars on its rump. Because you all realize, right, that this little pony is about 11" away from my childhood dream coming true? It's that or becoming a unicorn when I grow up and I think that ship has sailed.
posted by iamkimiam at 2:21 AM on April 27, 2010

They shrink horses, don't they?
posted by AugieAugustus at 7:55 AM on April 27, 2010

This would have been at least twice as funny on the blue, worded exactly the same.
posted by Night_owl at 9:34 AM on April 27, 2010

I love ponies. I love small creatures.

But the combination of the two is seriously creeping me out.

(Its head is too big. And its glazed-over eyes make it look stuffed.)
posted by functionequalsform at 10:18 AM on April 27, 2010 [1 favorite]

mmmm stuffed.
posted by infini at 10:48 AM on April 27, 2010

turponyducken
posted by functionequalsform at 11:04 AM on April 27, 2010 [1 favorite]

You know what would be awesome? A SMALL PONY STUFFED WITH A PUPPY STUFFED WITH A KITTEN!!! WRAPPED IN BACON!!! OMG!!!

We could call it a Poputten^TM, and eat it on holidays with MR. POTATO HEAD Au Gratin and The Great Pumpkin Pie.

*drool*
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:15 AM on April 27, 2010

A SMALL PONY STUFFED WITH A PUPPY STUFFED WITH A KITTEN!!!

But those flavours might clash somewhat. The strength of the turducken is that it's all poultry, therefore it might work better as a horse, stuffed with a zebra, stuffed with a donkey.

Aka a hozedo.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 1:14 PM on April 27, 2010

as any pragmatic cook will tell you, with a pony that size its best stuffed into the donkey which could then be slid into the zebra.
posted by infini at 1:19 PM on April 27, 2010

THE POPUTTEN IS A SYNTHESIS OF PURE CARMELIZED ADORABLENESS!!! A-CUTELY DELICIOUS!!!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:43 PM on April 27, 2010

Pâté is passé. Unicorn - the new white meat.
posted by gman at 2:04 PM on April 27, 2010

Sometimes a pony gets depressed.

So that explains the long face.
posted by vytae at 2:07 PM on April 27, 2010 [1 favorite]

+4/+0
posted by sciurus at 4:10 PM on April 27, 2010

THE POPUTTEN

Something like this was covered in Templar AZ
posted by The Whelk at 5:31 PM on April 27, 2010