February 14, 2003

11:24 AM

Oh holy fucking oolong what the hell are those purple cupid things infesting my screen?! I think you forgot to add the pixies=yes background music to complete it. I'm putting this in 'bugs' because it bugs me. *cries* oh I'm so lonely.
posted by Stan Chin to bugs at 11:24 AM (52 comments total)

It's OK Stan, I'll copulate with you.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 11:26 AM on February 14, 2003

You saw 'em too? Shit, I just took an extra dose of my meds for nothingggggggggdroooool.....
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 11:27 AM on February 14, 2003

It is a bug. I have yet to see any little purple cupid things because I now get an error accessing the blue.
posted by Wulfgar! at 11:30 AM on February 14, 2003

Well, Stan, you completely ignored me in the Gentleman Wooing Instructions thread, so you have only yourself to blame!
posted by widdershins at 11:32 AM on February 14, 2003

The little purple things scare me. But Stan & Pretty have been brought together by them, so they're good at their job.
posted by Salmonberry at 11:33 AM on February 14, 2003

Three MetaTalk threads in eight minutes.

Now I'm gonna post my own MetaTalk thread about this outrage!
Oh, wait...
posted by matteo at 11:33 AM on February 14, 2003

Happy Fat Little Pagan Cherub Archer Day!
posted by yhbc at 11:33 AM on February 14, 2003

A bit Geocities-esque isn't it? All it needs is a cheesy in-line midi.

Didn't mathowie do that last year also?
posted by internal at 11:35 AM on February 14, 2003

Seet merciful crap! That was just awful. The only thing that would make a post that freakin' long any worse would have been to make irritating little cupids fly all over my screen. Which he did.

Let's all agree to never do anything like that again.
posted by Samsonov14 at 11:35 AM on February 14, 2003

old-timers will remember them from last year.
posted by goneill at 11:35 AM on February 14, 2003

I think they're loverly.

kwicherbichn
posted by silusGROK at 11:37 AM on February 14, 2003

I love you too mathowie.
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:39 AM on February 14, 2003

i think the insane cupids go rather well with y2karl's rilke post. for a moment, i thought maybe they were part of the post.
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 11:43 AM on February 14, 2003

Don't say that - when y2karl figures out how to add animated gifs to his posts, that's the day all our heads explode.
posted by yhbc at 11:47 AM on February 14, 2003

man you guys are uptight.
posted by mathowie at 11:49 AM on February 14, 2003

I'm uptight? I just offered to sacrifice my heterosexuality to comfort another.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 11:54 AM on February 14, 2003

PG, you'll be uptight untill your heterosexuality is sacrificed in fact, and not in possibility.

Just sayin'. Oh, and I want pictures. I think Stan's hot. ~giggles with girlish glee~

And I said I love you mathowie. I wasn't being snarky!!
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:57 AM on February 14, 2003

Can I put in an early request for dancing Leprechauns next month, Matt?
posted by yhbc at 11:57 AM on February 14, 2003

/me slaps the ever-loving shit out of the Commish.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:58 AM on February 14, 2003

Aw, c'mon! It's a holiday tradition! *gives math owie wuv*
posted by Skot at 11:59 AM on February 14, 2003

well they're dead cherubs now. hope you're happy
posted by gravelshoes at 12:05 PM on February 14, 2003

Can I put in an early request for dancing Leprechauns next month, Matt?

Or at least dancing smart bombs and Cruise missles?
posted by machaus at 12:07 PM on February 14, 2003

"Cupid, draw back your bow
And let your arrow go
Straight to my lover's heart for me, for me"

Ladies and Gentleman, the greatest singer of all time,
Sam Cooke.
posted by 111 at 12:07 PM on February 14, 2003

I say "Gentleman" because except for Matt we're all scoundrels here, so there you go.
posted by 111 at 12:10 PM on February 14, 2003

Every time you piss mathowie off, he kills a cherub. Are you all happy? Good. Hmph.
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:12 PM on February 14, 2003

i love the cherubs. i was concerned this am -- no cherubs on kottke = terrorists have won, but matt came through and i can rest easily for another year.
posted by heather at 12:16 PM on February 14, 2003

I think they're cute. I look forward to the holiday tricks here. I also think it's cute that Samsonov14 thought they were part of y2karl's post.

I think you should just come out and tell us that you love us, matt. Come on, give us some lovin'.

Or you could email us all individually. Your choice.
posted by iconomy at 12:35 PM on February 14, 2003

Well, he obviously doesn't love me; I haven't a clue what you're all taliking about.
posted by timeistight at 12:52 PM on February 14, 2003

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!
posted by quonsar at 12:55 PM on February 14, 2003

Aw. Congratulations, quonsar.
posted by iconomy at 12:57 PM on February 14, 2003

now look what you've made me do.
posted by mathowie at 1:03 PM on February 14, 2003

I think we just went to Red alert.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 1:06 PM on February 14, 2003

AAAAUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!! Put the other ones back! Put the other ones back! I'm sorry, oh god I'm so sorry!!!
posted by Stan Chin at 1:07 PM on February 14, 2003

*laughing*

Awww, now these I like! We should have them up all year.
posted by Salmonberry at 1:15 PM on February 14, 2003

HAHAHAHA! i hope i don't fuckin dream about them though
posted by gravelshoes at 1:19 PM on February 14, 2003

Okay, now I'm getting paranoid. What are you talking about? I don't see anything.
posted by timeistight at 1:23 PM on February 14, 2003

Dear Stan, if you are lonely, might I suggest lowercase letters and fewer exclamation points? Chicks dig guys with good grammar.
posted by jessamyn at 1:24 PM on February 14, 2003

There are five little matt-cupids flying around at the top of this page. Go to the top of the page and refresh it. So cute! I captured me one.
posted by iconomy at 1:25 PM on February 14, 2003

timeistight, if you're using a modern browser, you should see the cupids look something like this here:



Yes that's my head. And yes, they will stay on this single thread forever.
posted by mathowie at 1:28 PM on February 14, 2003 [2 favorites]

Hee. Hee. That's great. I caught one too - I wonder if I'll get three wishes now, or a pot of gold?
posted by yhbc at 1:28 PM on February 14, 2003

Well, Matt trumped me as per usual.
posted by yhbc at 1:30 PM on February 14, 2003

Yeah, I saw them right after i posted. I guess I needed to refresh or something. Either that, or mathowie took mercy on me.
posted by timeistight at 1:30 PM on February 14, 2003

*cries* Geez, Matt, don't rub it in or anything. Even on MeFi, I'm not safe! *goes off in a corner and mopes.*
posted by IshmaelGraves at 1:32 PM on February 14, 2003

Big improvement over your usual wardrobe, I must say.
posted by anapestic at 1:44 PM on February 14, 2003

I ♥ mathowie and all mefi! Happy ♥ day everyone!
posted by Lynsey at 2:05 PM on February 14, 2003

Matt, just so's you know, it wasn't the flying cupids that were breaking my browser. It was Karl's mouseovers. Still sometimes happens in the thread in question.
posted by Wulfgar! at 2:36 PM on February 14, 2003

I'm just going to keep reloading and reloading this thread over and over to savor the purple love.
posted by jazon at 2:45 PM on February 14, 2003

But it's the 15th here! All the sweet lovin' is finished already!

(Oh, and congrats to your daughter, quonsar. Timely!)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:20 PM on February 14, 2003

Happy Cherub day, everybody. :)
posted by metrocake at 8:02 PM on February 14, 2003

It must be because I'm drunk. But I fail to see any humor in this.
posted by crasspastor at 11:23 PM on February 14, 2003

Hey, Matt, thanks for sharing them on this page... my place in the space-time-continuum sucks, and I miss everything, always. Glad I could still get my bit of purple love...
posted by taz at 11:57 PM on February 14, 2003

So many curmudgeons!

I think it's great. In that creepy, oh-my-god-it-burns way. But I like that.
posted by readymade at 1:09 AM on February 15, 2003