Comments on: Funny Hat Day

Funny Hat Day

AgentRocket — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:16:26 -0800

Some people seem down around here lately. Well, how about a funny hat day? It can really boost morale, I think. A Friday is probably best for this, as momentum will already be building for the weekend.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:32:12 -0800

Bite me.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:32:38 -0800

Bite my funny hat.

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:33:59 -0800

That's not a hat.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:34:11 -0800

Kidding, really. I too have noticed a downturn in the Metamood. I don't know what the solution is, more flash fun? Boobies links? Vacations all around? Kids to go back to school?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:35:22 -0800

Boobies links?

This idea has possibilities.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:40:36 -0800

MetaFilter - Blue
MetaTalk - Turd Blossom Brown
AskMe - Green
MetaBoobs - Flesh Color? An exotic sort of Olive tone? Chocolate Brown? Pink and Freckled?

By: COBRA!

COBRA! — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:43:35 -0800

If the mood is down, the only clear solution is a dirty limerick contest.

There once was a man named Brock...

By: me3dia

me3dia — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:45:29 -0800

MetaBoobs.com is available.
So is MetaTatas.com, which has a certain ring to it.

Just sayin'.

By: grateful

grateful — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:47:05 -0800

Funny hats really aren't as funny as they might have seemed.

By: NotMyselfRightNow

NotMyselfRightNow — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:48:17 -0800

I thought Friday was Hawaiian shirt day.

By: dios

dios — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:50:50 -0800

Party Hats?

By: sciurus

sciurus — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 11:59:53 -0800

By: drezdn

drezdn — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:02:32 -0800

I've been wearing a funny hat the whole time, I'm pissed off because no one noticed/said anything.

Jerkstore.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:06:44 -0800

How dare you deny me my right to be morose? You, sir, are the worst human being in the history of the world, and furthermore

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:07:46 -0800

MetaBoobs.com is available.
So is MetaTatas.com, which has a certain ring to it.

To be fair we'd also need to get something like:

MetaBeefcake
MetaJunk
MetaSchlong
MetaStud...

By: Scooter

Scooter — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:12:16 -0800

That hat looks just like Wesley's head.

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:13:40 -0800

gramschmidt-Where did you find that picture of all my exes...Maybe now you all will leave me alone about being down.

By: ori

ori — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:14:11 -0800

By: chiababe

chiababe — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:20:03 -0800

Limecat is my desktop wallpaper right now. It has made everyone in my office giggle at least a little bit. Even the crabby ones. I vote for Limecat Hat Day.

By: keswick

keswick — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:21:09 -0800

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:28:06 -0800

<OmieWise> Where did you find that picture of all my exes

<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:52:31 -0800

damn. he has the same ip as me.

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:58:25 -0800

asshat.

By: voltairemodern

voltairemodern — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:59:16 -0800

By: caddis

caddis — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 13:11:49 -0800

I don't know about funny hat day, but today is Walk on Stilts Day and Take a Houseplant for a Walk Day (as well as National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day).

By: Ethereal Bligh

Ethereal Bligh — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 13:42:36 -0800

"Take a Houseplant for a Walk Day"?? Do you need a leash?

By: Elsa

Elsa — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 13:43:14 -0800

Walking home today, I noticed many people on the street wearing hats, including me... and I was suddenly struck by how large a subset of the hatwearers could quite easily be discerned as derelicts or crazy old ladies.

I'm not sure where I fit in: derelict or crazy old lady.

What I'm saying is "all hats are funny hats!"

By: andrew cooke

andrew cooke — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:03:29 -0800

anyone attempting to take a houseplant for a walk shouldn't be let out at all.
not even on a leash.

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:07:03 -0800

This might be a good time to introduce newer members to Oolong, our Metafilter mascot and pancake-hat wearing bunny. Unfortunately, Oolong is no longer with us, but is in bunny heaven now, but you can read more about him here.

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:15:44 -0800

The rabbit ate my houseplants.

By: keswick

keswick — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:28:29 -0800

quonsar ate my balls

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:42:02 -0800

miss tertiate hum eyeballs

By: caddis

caddis — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:43:40 -0800

Ana Voog ate my balls.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:55:03 -0800

Ok , i took the houseplant out for a walk , someone had to do it , i must say people do stare at you rather strangely.

By: highsignal

highsignal — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:02:11 -0800

By: grouse

grouse — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:10:18 -0800

8:-)

By: cyphill

cyphill — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:18:56 -0800

I can't wear a funny hat to Metafilter because, as a rule, I check Metafilter naked (I wear gloves when I visit Metatalk though, ewwww).

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 15:31:30 -0800

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 17:00:01 -0800

By: languagehat

languagehat — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 17:03:56 -0800

My hats are all quite serious, thank you. Well, except for the Mets cap, maybe. Fucking Mets.

By: onlyconnect

onlyconnect — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 17:13:14 -0800

I love you, sciurus.

By: sciurus

sciurus — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 17:57:58 -0800

I love you too. Now take off that propellor beanie and kiss me.

By: If I Had An Anus

If I Had An Anus — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:45:01 -0800

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:46:05 -0800

I Hate all of you funny hats or no.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:53:30 -0800

Limecat is not pleased.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:57:56 -0800

COBRA! writes "If the mood is down, the only clear solution is a dirty limerick contest.

"There once was a man named Brock..."

There once was a man named Brock
Who had an unusual cock
his curious erection
was bent in a direction
'tween midday, and seven o'clock

By: If I Had An Anus

If I Had An Anus — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:01:53 -0800

Who needs a monkey hat?

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:55:06 -0800

Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:59:58 -0800

Obviously I'm partial to this little number myself:

By: amberglow

amberglow — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:29:34 -0800

this seems right

By: Balisong

Balisong — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:42:57 -0800

Someone's gotta have a better Troll hat than this one.

By: SeizeTheDay

SeizeTheDay — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:54:56 -0800

When I was in high school, my friends bought me a beanie for my birthday. I still have the damn hat; whenever I felt socially awkward, I put on the hat and it made me feel cool again. In fact, I once wore it with a suit to a UN speech I attended. That certainly attracted some attention (of course, the suit was an off-white polyester blend, I wore black shoes, white socks, and I'm brown). Come to think of it, I don't know how I made it out of high school alive.

By: SeizeTheDay

SeizeTheDay — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:59:49 -0800

Hmm...according to this, it was a propellor hat.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Wed, 27 Jul 2005 22:18:22 -0800

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 07:19:54 -0800

Damn you, sciurus, I came in this thread just to post that. I guess this'll have to do:

By: ODiV

ODiV — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 07:58:50 -0800

IIHAA: Phallacy?

By: drezdn

drezdn — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:16:00 -0800

By: drezdn

drezdn — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:26:50 -0800