Fajita callout March 1, 2003 2:17 PM Subscribe
To add to the guidelines: FPPs with food mentioned should be discouraged. Granted, I find "fajitas" as funny as the next guy and this issue, by any reasonable assessment, is ridiculous. But if people can't control themselves when the word "fajitas" is mentioned, then it probably shouldn't be mentioned at all.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Poster's Request -- Brandon Blatcher
/me drools
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 2:38 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 2:38 PM on March 1, 2003
I agree. I hate it when I post a thread and the discussion that takes place isn't the one I wanted it to be.
posted by eyeballkid at 2:51 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by eyeballkid at 2:51 PM on March 1, 2003
big ole cop beat me on the head now
(daylight come and fajitas are gone...)
posted by quonsar at 2:58 PM on March 1, 2003
(daylight come and fajitas are gone...)
posted by quonsar at 2:58 PM on March 1, 2003
No more fajitas? Guess we'll just have to eat panc--
(nope, even I can't bring myself to go that far.)
posted by Vidiot at 3:08 PM on March 1, 2003
(nope, even I can't bring myself to go that far.)
posted by Vidiot at 3:08 PM on March 1, 2003
That will be my last food reference.
Good to get that out of the system. I've been needing to exclaim that for years.
posted by dhoyt at 3:59 PM on March 1, 2003
Good to get that out of the system. I've been needing to exclaim that for years.
posted by dhoyt at 3:59 PM on March 1, 2003
So ed, what you're saying is that, just like those fu**in' pigs, you wanna take our fajitas away from us?
: )
posted by Shane at 4:01 PM on March 1, 2003
: )
posted by Shane at 4:01 PM on March 1, 2003
Ed,
I really don't know what your beef with that thread was.
posted by gyc at 5:14 PM on March 1, 2003
I really don't know what your beef with that thread was.
posted by gyc at 5:14 PM on March 1, 2003
Maybe his wife didn't bring home the bacon last week and its made him a wee bit cranky.
posted by Plunge at 5:36 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by Plunge at 5:36 PM on March 1, 2003
i wonder what salmonberry has to say?
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:42 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:42 PM on March 1, 2003
No offense ed, but this has got to be one of the most unintentionally funny metatalk posts ever.
Instant classic.
What about arracheras?
posted by pitchblende at 5:43 PM on March 1, 2003
Instant classic.
What about arracheras?
posted by pitchblende at 5:43 PM on March 1, 2003
Who here likes churros y chocolate?
I like churros y chocolate.
posted by PrinceValium at 5:55 PM on March 1, 2003
I like churros y chocolate.
posted by PrinceValium at 5:55 PM on March 1, 2003
No food FPPs? You've just cut MiguelCardoso off at the knees! Good thing we aren't trying to ban booze and smokes, too!
posted by briank at 5:55 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by briank at 5:55 PM on March 1, 2003
should we still eat fish on a friday?
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:03 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:03 PM on March 1, 2003
this meta issue proved so important that I thought I'd take it to the masses.
is it loaves and fishes time ?
*suggests ed read anthony di mello*
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:07 PM on March 1, 2003
is it loaves and fishes time ?
*suggests ed read anthony di mello*
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:07 PM on March 1, 2003
should we still eat fish on a friday?
ask ColdChef first
posted by matteo at 6:47 PM on March 1, 2003
ask ColdChef first
posted by matteo at 6:47 PM on March 1, 2003
Speaking of food . . .
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the HRH The Queen.
President Bush asks her majesty's what her "real" leadership philosophy is. HRH replies that it is quite simply to surround herself with intelligent people. President Bush then asks how she knows if they're truly intelligent" I usually do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She then phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair immediately responds ,"Certainly, the child would be me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, Mr. Prim Minister" says the Queen. She hangs up and says,
"Did you get that, Mr. President?" "Yes, your Majesty. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that one!"
Upon returning to Washington, President Bush decides he had better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says:
"Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of coahse, Mistah President"... What's on yoah mind?"
"Uhh," says President Bush, "your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks:
"Can Ah think that ovah, Mistah President, and get back to you on it?"
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they proceed to puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. Senator Helms poses the question as follows:
"Now lookee heah, Collin, yoah mothah has a child, and yoah fathah has a child, and this child is not yoah brothah or yoah sistah. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb cracker."
Much relieved, Senator Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims:
"Mistah President! Ah know the ansuh! Ah know who it is! It's Collin Powell!"
President Bush replies in total disgust: "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 7:41 PM on March 1, 2003
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the HRH The Queen.
President Bush asks her majesty's what her "real" leadership philosophy is. HRH replies that it is quite simply to surround herself with intelligent people. President Bush then asks how she knows if they're truly intelligent" I usually do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She then phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair immediately responds ,"Certainly, the child would be me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, Mr. Prim Minister" says the Queen. She hangs up and says,
"Did you get that, Mr. President?" "Yes, your Majesty. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that one!"
Upon returning to Washington, President Bush decides he had better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says:
"Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of coahse, Mistah President"... What's on yoah mind?"
"Uhh," says President Bush, "your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks:
"Can Ah think that ovah, Mistah President, and get back to you on it?"
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they proceed to puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. Senator Helms poses the question as follows:
"Now lookee heah, Collin, yoah mothah has a child, and yoah fathah has a child, and this child is not yoah brothah or yoah sistah. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb cracker."
Much relieved, Senator Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims:
"Mistah President! Ah know the ansuh! Ah know who it is! It's Collin Powell!"
President Bush replies in total disgust: "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 7:41 PM on March 1, 2003
i'm sorry
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 7:42 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 7:42 PM on March 1, 2003
Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
Because it was DEAD.
posted by Hildago at 8:45 PM on March 1, 2003
Because it was DEAD.
posted by Hildago at 8:45 PM on March 1, 2003
is this the thread where I finally get to mention that oissubke's name reminds me of Osso Buco?
posted by taz at 10:20 PM on March 1, 2003
posted by taz at 10:20 PM on March 1, 2003
sirmissalot, nearly just peed meself...literally LOL'ed. for almost twenty seconds.
posted by adamgreenfield at 4:11 AM on March 2, 2003
posted by adamgreenfield at 4:11 AM on March 2, 2003
but a good one! thanks sirmiss!
anyone wanna hear my michael jackson joke?
posted by amberglow at 7:38 AM on March 2, 2003
anyone wanna hear my michael jackson joke?
posted by amberglow at 7:38 AM on March 2, 2003
Perhaps we can save this thread... It's still good! It's still good! It's just a little slimey..
posted by Space Coyote at 8:04 AM on March 2, 2003
posted by Space Coyote at 8:04 AM on March 2, 2003
Sorry, Coyote... it's been on the floor for MUCH longer than the 5 seconds that it's normally allowed under international law.
posted by SpecialK at 9:41 AM on March 2, 2003
posted by SpecialK at 9:41 AM on March 2, 2003
3-second rule, I thought. FIVE seconds? You are brave.
posted by Fabulon7 at 10:20 AM on March 2, 2003
posted by Fabulon7 at 10:20 AM on March 2, 2003
anyone wanna hear my michael jackson joke?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
posted by PrinceValium at 10:28 AM on March 2, 2003
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
posted by PrinceValium at 10:28 AM on March 2, 2003
anyone wanna hear my michael jackson joke?
Is that the one about why did Michael Jackson fall out of the tree?
posted by Hildago at 11:33 AM on March 2, 2003
Is that the one about why did Michael Jackson fall out of the tree?
posted by Hildago at 11:33 AM on March 2, 2003
[loudspeaker]
Clean up in aisle 3.
[\loudspeaker]
posted by eddydamascene at 11:47 AM on March 2, 2003
Clean up in aisle 3.
[\loudspeaker]
posted by eddydamascene at 11:47 AM on March 2, 2003
I always used the 30-second rule, myself. I'd throw my back out if I tried to pick something up within 3 seconds.
posted by ook at 11:51 AM on March 2, 2003
posted by ook at 11:51 AM on March 2, 2003
here goes....
"What did the woman say to michael jackson on the beach?"
"Hey you, get out of my son!!!!"
ba-bum-bum!
posted by amberglow at 1:56 PM on March 2, 2003
"What did the woman say to michael jackson on the beach?"
"Hey you, get out of my son!!!!"
ba-bum-bum!
posted by amberglow at 1:56 PM on March 2, 2003
"Imminent demise of Metafilter predicted."
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:16 PM on March 2, 2003
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:16 PM on March 2, 2003
Stavros, I will only believe it when I see it on the front page of the National Enquirer.
posted by konolia at 5:01 PM on March 2, 2003
posted by konolia at 5:01 PM on March 2, 2003
Stavros, I will only believe it when I see it on the front page of the National Enquirer.
I sooo wish I felt up to that Photoshop job, but quonsar's probably on it right now anyway...
posted by Shane at 6:45 PM on March 2, 2003
I sooo wish I felt up to that Photoshop job, but quonsar's probably on it right now anyway...
posted by Shane at 6:45 PM on March 2, 2003
My favorite Bush joke (and one of the more original, unlike sirmissy's which I heard with a different set of characters eons ago):
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having.
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"
She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."
The reference to "the last administration" also helps to pry loose a giggle from some Bush-ites.
And considering this thread was supposed to be about FOOD, I was hoping this might help put the MeFi Express back up on the tracks (we got more people throwing themselves in front of it than L.A.'s Metrorail - local reference).
And, BTW, my favorite Michael Jackson joke: haven't heard a good one since he was black; maybe Tom Lehrer's right about satire being dead. Dang, I think I knocked over the train again...
posted by wendell at 9:03 PM on March 2, 2003
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having.
Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."
The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!"
She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."
The reference to "the last administration" also helps to pry loose a giggle from some Bush-ites.
And considering this thread was supposed to be about FOOD, I was hoping this might help put the MeFi Express back up on the tracks (we got more people throwing themselves in front of it than L.A.'s Metrorail - local reference).
And, BTW, my favorite Michael Jackson joke: haven't heard a good one since he was black; maybe Tom Lehrer's right about satire being dead. Dang, I think I knocked over the train again...
posted by wendell at 9:03 PM on March 2, 2003
[michael jackson joke]what's the difference between a michael jackson & a plastic bag?
one's made of plastic & dangerous to children, and you can carry your groceries in the other.[/michael jackson joke]
posted by macadamiaranch at 5:35 AM on March 3, 2003
one's made of plastic & dangerous to children, and you can carry your groceries in the other.[/michael jackson joke]
posted by macadamiaranch at 5:35 AM on March 3, 2003
Nothing wrong with food making an FPP. Not when it's a delicious berry that's mentioned (I'm late to the party, I know, I'm sorry).
posted by Salmonberry at 10:18 AM on March 3, 2003
posted by Salmonberry at 10:18 AM on March 3, 2003
I think food's fine in the content of the post, just not in usernames.
posted by soyjoy at 2:42 PM on March 3, 2003
posted by soyjoy at 2:42 PM on March 3, 2003
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
Mmmmmmmmmm.....fajitas.
posted by elwoodwiles at 2:32 PM on March 1, 2003