September 18, 2003

9:36 PM

Avast, Cap'n Mathowie! That be a lovely logo you've got there! Arr!
posted by anastasiav to MetaFilter-related at 9:36 PM (40 comments total)

*goes looking for parrot*
posted by konolia at 9:41 PM on September 18, 2003

yeah, what's the scoop with that? is it johnny depp's birthday or something?
posted by krunk at 9:47 PM on September 18, 2003

psst:

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/28382
posted by skallas at 9:52 PM on September 18, 2003

Arrr!! This chair be high, says I.
posted by Space Coyote at 9:54 PM on September 18, 2003

Where are we going us scurvy dogs boarding ships?
posted by romanb at 9:55 PM on September 18, 2003

has mefi been hacked or is matt just really bad at photoshop?
posted by carfilhiot at 9:59 PM on September 18, 2003

Carfilhiot: Avast ye scurvy land-lubber. Ye best not be speaking ill words against the captain, or we'll have yah keel-hauled for mutiny, yar har har!
posted by Pink Fuzzy Bunny at 10:04 PM on September 18, 2003

Yarrr, digital photo manipulation be no fittin' occupation for a man of the seas, says I. Though 'tis said upon the seven seas, that a peg legged privateer be a gimp.
posted by arto at 10:06 PM on September 18, 2003

Avast, me bed! Prepare to be boarded! The cap'n has had a wee bit o' grog tonight and it's time to bunk down! And nicely done, matthowie, ye scurvy motherwencher!
posted by UKnowForKids at 10:15 PM on September 18, 2003

has mefi been hacked or is matt just really bad at photoshop?

Off the feckin plank, ye joyless scallywag. (On preview, yo ho for the wee fuzzy bunny.)
posted by blissbat at 10:16 PM on September 18, 2003

Aaar pink fuzzy bunny. a fine name for a swashbuckler you have there! it almost makes me want to walk the plank aar!
posted by carfilhiot at 10:17 PM on September 18, 2003

* drives around until 3 am looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant *
posted by PrinceValium at 10:25 PM on September 18, 2003

Hey, sailARRRRRS, new in town?
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:40 PM on September 18, 2003

Maybe it has to do with Survivor: Pearl Islands?
posted by sadie01221975 at 11:04 PM on September 18, 2003

Hey, sailARRRRRS, new in town?

Aye.

has mefi been hacked or is matt just really bad at photoshop?

Yarr!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:15 PM on September 18, 2003

Shiver me timbers, it's a nice surprise awaiting ye and me.
After a great episode of Survivor tonight and a good Pirates of the Carribean movie 2 weeks ago, I'm yohoing the pirate logo.
posted by dness2 at 12:00 AM on September 19, 2003

That logo is awesome! I likes it much matey.
posted by rudyfink at 1:02 AM on September 19, 2003

So who was that security chick who boffed Lt. Data?

Oh, right. Yarrrr.

*dodges thrown vegetables*
posted by arto at 2:01 AM on September 19, 2003

Arrr, me scurvy bilge rat of a skipper just told me I'd be keelhauled if I kept answering the phone like a denizen of the seven seas. Arrr.
posted by squealy at 2:59 AM on September 19, 2003

aye, squealy, my cap'n not be liking it much either. I'm fearing we be walking the plank afore long...arrrr!
posted by amberglow at 5:54 AM on September 19, 2003

Well, buckle me swash and that's a fine thing to see on this day, even if everyone I work with is a bloody 'lubber. Arrrr!
posted by yhbc at 6:00 AM on September 19, 2003

Oh God.
posted by orange swan at 6:43 AM on September 19, 2003

Avast, me hearties, this be a fine day for pirate-speak. Yarrr!
posted by tomcosgrave at 6:51 AM on September 19, 2003

Hey, sailARRRRRS, new in town?
posted by WolfDaddy at 10:40 PM PST on September 18

*wipes tears, spews liquid of your choice on the screen*
posted by widdershins at 6:56 AM on September 19, 2003

Yarr, me coffee spilled!
posted by adampsyche at 7:57 AM on September 19, 2003

*goes looking for parrot*

Pieces of eight! AWK!
posted by 40 Watt at 8:23 AM on September 19, 2003

*wipes tears, spews liquid of your choice on the screen*

Yarr, I be spitting me flaggon of mead all over the sextant. Tis a mess some fair wench shall be cleanin' up for days.
posted by mathowie at 8:24 AM on September 19, 2003

I say there...do these puffy sleeves make me look like a sissy? Uh..Yarr and such.
posted by dangerman at 8:39 AM on September 19, 2003

Yeah, well I read Asterix and I know exactly what happens to the pirates on the next page.
posted by ginz at 9:36 AM on September 19, 2003

Arrrr, I've a fine joke fer the lot of ye, that have I... ye see, there's this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on...

What.
posted by soyjoy at 10:31 AM on September 19, 2003

soyjoy, have you ever seen a keel? They're really neat; c'mere.
posted by yhbc at 10:37 AM on September 19, 2003

Right, then, a pirate walks into a bar with a keel in his pants, and says, "Aye, I am happy t' see ye, at that. Why d'ye ask, ye scarrulous barnacle-bilger?"

this has been a test of the emergency joke system. had this been actual humour, you would have laughed.
posted by arto at 11:21 AM on September 19, 2003

A whole ship's log of pranks and such...Arrrr!
posted by Mick at 12:00 PM on September 19, 2003

Ahoy! I be liking the logo! Grog for everyone!
posted by dejah420 at 12:35 PM on September 19, 2003

arr... don't be irate just cause I be a pirate!
posted by mcsweetie at 12:55 PM on September 19, 2003

Now, dontchoo be insulting the cap'n. Dontchaknow pirates don't have time to spend on well designed bannarrrrs. We're too busy placing candles in our beards, like ol' Yellowbeard.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:14 PM on September 19, 2003

So.

I brought the brandy. Whose got the mp3's?

And the first to defile the Queen of England wins.
posted by kaibutsu at 2:44 PM on September 19, 2003

You're so on.
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:44 PM on September 19, 2003

Is there a Prince to hand?
posted by WolfDaddy at 4:31 PM on September 19, 2003

Irate-p-arrr atin-l-arrr
posted by sailormouth at 7:52 PM on September 19, 2003