I think the lesson there, and in general, is that sarcasm is not a great idea on the internet, because there's almost always going to be someone stupid enough to say the thing you were joking about, and say it in all seriousness. In the absence of tone, knowing-you etc, it's very easy for people to think that you are that person.
Spiderman's master plan
Build his own little spider clan
In the woods, now they're troops
Fighting for special interest groups
Look out (where?) wherever there's a bang (there)
You'll find a great big hang (scare)
You'll find the Spiderman