What happened to this site? May 16, 2005 1:42 PM   Subscribe

Not MetaFilter-related, I know, but does anyone know what happened to Math+1?

"This page is not available. The service for this site has been suspended."
posted by fandango_matt to Bugs at 1:42 PM (14 comments total)

Wouldn't this be more of an AskMe question?

Seeing as, you know, it's not MeFi related, and MeFi related is what MeTa is for.
posted by raedyn at 1:44 PM on May 16, 2005

does anyone know what happened to Math+1?

the service for the site has been suspended.
posted by quonsar at 2:09 PM on May 16, 2005

quonsar's not funny since he stopped drinking antifreeze. I mean, look - nothing for weeks. He needs another vice.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 2:11 PM on May 16, 2005

anybody want to start a collection to get quonsar back on the antifreeze?
posted by raedyn at 2:13 PM on May 16, 2005

i know it's not antifreeze, but i have a can of WD40 he can have.
posted by greasy_skillet at 2:17 PM on May 16, 2005

might have some austrian wine somewhere.
posted by andrew cooke at 2:19 PM on May 16, 2005

quonsar can have my antifreeze - if the cat lets go of the damn bottle
posted by dodgygeezer at 2:25 PM on May 16, 2005

Does anyone know where my car keys are at?
posted by trondant at 2:34 PM on May 16, 2005

your car key service has been suspended.
posted by quonsar at 2:41 PM on May 16, 2005

404ed! :-D

posted by shepd at 2:41 PM on May 16, 2005

Does this milk taste funny?
posted by odinsdream at 2:50 PM on May 16, 2005

You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd, but you can be happy if you put your mind to it.
posted by moonbird at 3:03 PM on May 16, 2005


George Lucas


A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the Main Title, followed by a rollup, which crawls into infinity.

War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.

In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor. . . .

PAN DOWN to reveal a REPUBLIC ATTACK CRUISER. Continue to PAN with the Cruiser as TWO JEDI STARFIGHTERS enter and head toward an enemy Battle Cruiser. TRUCK with the Jedi Fighters as they maneuver in unison, dodging flack and enemy laser fire. R2-D2 is on Anakin's ship. R4-P17 is on Obi-Wan's ship. A giant space battle is revealed as the tiny Jedi ships continue their assault in a synchronous ballet.


OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.



ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .

OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .


The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.


OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.

OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.

ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.

OBI-WAN flies to the left of a huge tower on a REPUBLIC CRUISER. The TWO DROID DROP FIGHTERS follow.

OBI-WAN: Easy for you to say . . . why am I always the bait?

ANAKIN: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.

OBI-WAN deftly maneuvers around a large Starship's superstructure, but the TWO DROID FIGHTERS stay on his tail, BLASTING him with intense laser fire.

OBI-WAN: Anakin, they're all over me!

ANAKIN: Dead ahead! Closing . . . lock onto him, Artoo . . .

ARTOO BEEPS his reply as ANAKIN swoops in for the kill. ANAKIN BLASTS one of the DROID DROP FIGHTERS. It EXPLODES.

ANAKIN: (continuing, laughs) We got him, Artoo!

ANAKIN BLASTS away at the second DROID DROP FIGHTER as ARTOO BEEPS an angry warning.

ANAKIN: I copy, Artoo.

OBI-WAN: I'm going down on the deck.

ANAKIN: Good idea ... I need some room to maneuver.

OBI-WAN dives toward the surface of one of the larger TRADE FEDERATION BATTLESHIPS and is forced to fly through a maelstrom of laser flack. He skims the surface, followed by the DROID DROP FIGHTER, which is followed by ANAKIN.

ANAKIN: (continuing) Cut right. Do you hear me?! Cut right. Don't let him get a handle on you. Come on, Artoo, lock on! Lock on!

ARTOO BEEPS. The crosshairs merge on the DROID DROP FIGHTER.

OBI-WAN: Hurry up! I don't like this!

OBI-WAN flies through a narrow gap between two towers on a Battleship. The DROID DROP FIGHTER hits one of Obi-Wan's wings with a laser blast, and parts of the ship go flying around Obi-Wan's Astro Droid, ARFOUR.

OBI-WAN: (continuing) Ouch!

R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.

OBI-WAN: (continuing) Don't even try to fix it, Arfour. I've shut it down.

ANAKIN: We're locked on ... we've got him . . .

ANAKIN drops in behind the DROID DROP FIGHTER and blows him apart. ARTOO SQUEALS with delight.

ANAKIN: (continuing) Yeah! We got him . . . good going, Artoo.

OBI-WAN: Next time you're the bait . . . Now let's find the Command Ship and get on with it ...

R-4 BEEPS a blue streak.
posted by gramschmidt at 3:06 PM on May 16, 2005

fandango_matt asked me to remove/close this so I'm doing that now.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 3:08 PM on May 16, 2005

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