Sneaky viral ads May 21, 2006 9:12 AM   Subscribe

OK gang, how many times are we gonna let MetaFilter be made a tool for marketing Hollywood product?
posted by NortonDC to Etiquette/Policy at 9:12 AM (55 comments total)

Heh, the post you're complaining about was tagged pepsiblue.
posted by smackfu at 9:13 AM on May 21, 2006


eleventy twelve times
posted by peacay at 9:19 AM on May 21, 2006


can someone connect the dots for me here?
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 9:26 AM on May 21, 2006


OK, I read the whole first post you linked. I'm totally dim - the Morgellon's thing is totally fake, is that what you're saying? I saw a piece on my local news about it, and while I totally thought "psychosomatic" I never thought it was a hoax or anything. If so, hilarious.
posted by peep at 9:27 AM on May 21, 2006


Seems like the slashdot people think the Morgellon's news story linked here is viral marketing for a new movie. I'm skeptical that it is.
posted by CunningLinguist at 9:37 AM on May 21, 2006


I'm not seeing it either. I mean, it's possible that Linklater planted these cases in south Texas, then convinced doctors at Oklahoma State and Oklahoma to act like they're investigating the disease, but it seems like a real stretch to me. I don't see how these two articles really are all related.
posted by dw at 9:37 AM on May 21, 2006


jessamyn, the Morgellon's stuff has come out of nowhere to suddenly appear on at least MetaFilter, Boing Boing and Slashdot in the last week. The first comment on the Slashdot link points out the connection to the Dick's A Scanner Darkly and then the comments below that one start examining the shady domain ownership trail for the sites pushing Morgellon's, once they've clued in regarding the marketing connection.

Beyond that, we also got a whole front page post dedicated to getting us to make marketing materials for A Scanner Darkly.
posted by NortonDC at 9:44 AM on May 21, 2006


dw, can you confirm that Oklahoma doctors are, indeed, investigating the disease? I mean, the media has been duped before.
posted by MrMoonPie at 9:51 AM on May 21, 2006


As many times as it takes to get it right.
posted by blue_beetle at 9:52 AM on May 21, 2006


I don't see the Morgellon's link at all, it seems like fervid speculation. And as to our helping advertise the movie, don't we do the same for every single new Apple and Google product?
posted by LarryC at 9:52 AM on May 21, 2006


From the slashdot link, I found this. Apparently, the goverment's in on it too.

Also from slashdot: "Of course, the claim that it's a VM campaign for Scanner may be part of the VM campaign for Scanner...."

If this is the case, the infection has clearly spread to from Mefi to Meta. Our real question should be: can we save AskMe? I'm out of Asks this week, but somebody should go over there and query about quarantine procedures for memetic infections.
posted by anotherpanacea at 10:00 AM on May 21, 2006


I'm impressed by how the community managed not lose its collective shit after the new Apple stuff came out the other day. the PKD posts were OK -- I was under the impression that nerds MeFi members liked PKD quite a bit.
but maybe I'm biased because, as a good nerd MeFi member, I like PKD quite a bit
posted by matteo at 10:02 AM on May 21, 2006


Not just the media, Norton, are you saying that pubmed has been scammed? One of the authors, Stricker RB one hundred and twenty five papers in the database. Raphael B. Stricker, has a pretty impressive CV

Do you think he was paid off or something? Or do you think pubmed was hacked?

I suppose it's possible some marketing people found a strange, but real (or psychosomatic) disease and are promoting it because it fits, but quite frankly it sounds like a pretty paranoid conspiracy theory to me.
posted by delmoi at 10:03 AM on May 21, 2006


Nowhere do I say the disease is fake. I'm asserting that the attention is drummed up by marketeers.
posted by NortonDC at 10:05 AM on May 21, 2006


And Metafilter lets posters point out things that got their attention. So a movie promo maybe got someone to post an interesting post about a freaky disease. Where's the problem?
posted by mendel at 10:09 AM on May 21, 2006


There's some interesting detective work in that Slashdot thread, with evidence tilting both ways.
posted by mediareport at 10:10 AM on May 21, 2006


Nowhere do I say the disease is fake. I'm asserting that the attention is drummed up by marketeers.

Okay, so what then?
posted by delmoi at 10:11 AM on May 21, 2006


From slashdot:

Both of the websites I've been linked to today, morgellons.org and morgellonsusa.com, are registered by anonymous DNS-by-proxy companies.

Okay, this means nothing. Every time you register a domain these days it asks if you want the extra 'anonymous' option.
posted by delmoi at 10:13 AM on May 21, 2006


I'm impressed by how the community managed not lose its collective shit after the new Apple stuff came out the other day.

Holy shit, you're right. That has to be a first.

Thank you, Apple Fanboys, for not bringing seen-it-everyfuckingwhere Apple news to MeFi!

And, yes, I'm a fanboy myself. Time and place for everything, though.
posted by five fresh fish at 10:14 AM on May 21, 2006


Here's the earliest version of the Morgellons article on Wikipedia -- February 2005.

From the current Wikipedia article:
Randy S. Wymore, Ph.D., of the Oklahoma State University Center for Health Sciences in Tulsa, OK is the current Director of Research at the Morgellons Research Foundation (since spring of 2005). Wymore is examining the fibers, scabs and other samples from Morgellons patients. To date, Wymore's preliminary research has no conclusive results.

Here's Wymore's OSU directory entry.

Here are the people listed as with the Morgellons Research Foundation.

Ken Cowles, their media director, was listed as a guest on this Coast to Coast show (February 15, 2005).

Based on all this, you're either looking at Linklater and the studios starting an Astroturf campaign using real people and their credentials in February 2005, or this is a real group of people investigating a medical condition that looks remarkably like something found in a Philip K. Dick novel. And if Occam loaned me his brand-new 20-bladed shaver, I know which of these possibilities would get the clean, close shave with no irritation.

So, if there is any Astroturfing, it would have to be in the cases.
posted by dw at 10:15 AM on May 21, 2006


The first comment on the Slashdot link points out the connection to the Dick's A Scanner Darkly and then the comments below that one start examining the shady domain ownership trail for the sites pushing Morgellon's, once they've clued in regarding the marketing connection.

Let's quote the passages that comprise this airtight prosecution:

1) The "pointing out of the connection"
Ah HAH. The movie Scanner Darkly is coming out soon. It's a viral marketing gag. Although I guess in this case it's a Pull your head out parasite, not a virus ... ;-)

2) "The examination of the shady ownership trail"
Both of the websites I've been linked to today, morgellons.org and morgellonsusa.com, are registered by anonymous DNS-by-proxy companies.

It reeks to high heaven of marketing hoopla.


Norton, I would love nothing more than to believe that this morgellon's disease is fiction, but you're jumping to conclusions and considering Slashdot banter to be conclusive evidence. Please post something more convincing.
posted by scarabic at 10:17 AM on May 21, 2006


Beyond that, we also got a whole front page post dedicated to getting us to make marketing materials for A Scanner Darkly.

Which worked out pretty well for Chevy.
posted by cortex at 10:18 AM on May 21, 2006


Every time you register a domain these days it asks if you want the extra 'anonymous' option.

And it's by default if you go through GoDaddy, which they did.
posted by dw at 10:19 AM on May 21, 2006


Norton, I would love nothing more than to believe that this morgellon's disease is fiction, but you're jumping to conclusions

Again, I'm not positing that Morgellon's is fiction.
posted by NortonDC at 10:25 AM on May 21, 2006


Then what are you positing?
posted by dw at 10:26 AM on May 21, 2006


I'm asserting that the attention is drummed up by marketeers.

But again, you do nothing to support this assertion except point to some slashdot folks who are shooting from the hip about it.
posted by scarabic at 10:41 AM on May 21, 2006


If you want to prove that this is a marketing campaign, then you need to identify the source of the south Texas cases that KVUE and then Fox News picked up.

Honestly, this sounds like a terrible marketing ploy. If it's revealed to be marketing, the backlash of belittling a syndrome no one understands would kill your box office.
posted by dw at 10:44 AM on May 21, 2006


NortonDC, are you part of the conspiracy, too?

Seriously, if you strip away the Morgellon's, this is just meta-pepsiblue. And whoever thought that gross pictures of skin diseases would be a good marketing tool? Imagine the pitch:

"We've worked up a number of campaigns using the abject appeal of dermatological conditions to spread the film. We thought maybe to go with ebola, but our testers show that blood diseases are losing marketshare fast."

"So you want to pair the film with grotesque, stomach-churning mystery ailments? Sounds great! Can we work a speed-freak element in there? It's about drugs, so anything that shows drug-users in the worst possible light will really put butts in the seats. Hey, we need to follow up on all that Requiem for a Dream buzz."

"Lemme ask you: how do you feel about gangrene?"
posted by anotherpanacea at 10:50 AM on May 21, 2006


This post is viral marketing for NortonDC's forthcoming movie We Have Cameras (in which a trio of intrepid Internet Rangers document and expose shills). The irony is that the main backer of the movie is... PepsiBlue! How could you, NortonDC? How could you?
posted by languagehat at 10:56 AM on May 21, 2006


Claw.jpg
You're next, languagehat.
posted by NortonDC at 11:10 AM on May 21, 2006


This 'Scanner Darkly', it's causing a debate? Or just more buzz?? Damn those clever marketeers. *looks at bug crawling across floor*
posted by alteredcarbon at 11:46 AM on May 21, 2006


Also, NortonDC you're making me want to see this movie.
posted by delmoi at 11:51 AM on May 21, 2006


So, you think all of the publicity that happened recently for a new disease with freaky symptoms that has "water cooler topic" written all over it was completely drummed up by Linklater and Co?

I'll have what he's having.
posted by graventy at 11:53 AM on May 21, 2006


Metafilter: You're on crack.
posted by fire&wings at 12:46 PM on May 21, 2006


He's not on crack. He's just gotten a case of "brain fog".
posted by c13 at 1:11 PM on May 21, 2006


He's not on crack. He's on Substance D.

The new salads from McDonalds is Linklater's doing to get buzz for Fastfood Nation.
posted by birdherder at 1:18 PM on May 21, 2006


Linklater controlls all culture.
posted by delmoi at 1:55 PM on May 21, 2006


Dammit, now I wanna see the movie. Great campaign. ;)

*swats bug*
posted by dabitch at 3:26 PM on May 21, 2006


There is no proof that the conspiracy doesn't exist.
posted by TwelveTwo at 4:39 PM on May 21, 2006


Bringing a whole new meaning to "viral marketing".

Anybody who equates Dick's bugs with fibers is either (a) on drugs I never want to try or (b) trying to turn this disease into a promotional device for the movie. Congratulations, NortonDC (and Ohreally and the other Dotslashers), Linklater should be sending you free tickets...
posted by wendell at 4:46 PM on May 21, 2006


Parasitic marketing? Also, Oklahoma State seems to take Morgellons pretty seriously.
posted by exogenous at 5:44 PM on May 21, 2006


Yes, exogenous, but you're forgetting the VITAL FACT that RICHARD LINKLATER is from TEXAS.

Oklahoma, Texas...well, I don't have to spell it out.
posted by mediareport at 6:20 PM on May 21, 2006


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posted by onlyconnect at 7:00 PM on May 21, 2006


Warner forgot to send me my cheque.
posted by Tlogmer at 8:48 PM on May 21, 2006


Suckers!
posted by tkchrist at 9:18 PM on May 21, 2006


Yes, exogenous, but you're forgetting the VITAL FACT that RICHARD LINKLATER is from TEXAS.

You don't seem to understand the white-hot hate for Texas that brews in the heart of every Oklahoman. There's a reason Okies call it Baja Oklahoma.

And Linklater is from Austin, home of the Texas Longhorns. Do you not know about The War that happens every October between the Stealers of Land and the Steers? No Okie would be caught dead collaborating with the enemy like him. Not even Jeanne Tripplehorn.
posted by dw at 10:06 PM on May 21, 2006


So like Oklahoma is Texas' canada?
posted by delmoi at 10:50 PM on May 21, 2006


Wouldn't being "Texas' Canada" imply that it's a liberal place with universal healthcare and a love of hockey? Because Oklahoma is only one of these. (two hints which one)
posted by dw at 11:01 PM on May 21, 2006


Is this AskMe post evidence of viral marketing mission creep?
posted by anotherpanacea at 11:39 PM on May 21, 2006



I'm impressed by how the community managed not lose its collective shit after the new Apple stuff came out the other day.


I was going to post about that time-lapse thing with the 5th avenue store and the louvre-like entrance, but I was so sure someone else had beat me to it that I didn't bother.
posted by bingo at 2:48 AM on May 22, 2006


The film is actually a marketing tool for the disease.
posted by flashboy at 3:12 AM on May 22, 2006


Thanks for the investigative work, dw. I still want to believe the disease is a fake; that'd be a lot more fun, yes? But your sources seem to indicate otherwise.
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:37 AM on May 22, 2006


Please, don't anybody mention Mefites made up like movie "zombies" staggering around in public. That's not "pepsiblue", it's avant garde performance art!
posted by davy at 7:58 AM on May 22, 2006


To answer the question, at least once more, I bet.
posted by dg at 8:35 PM on May 22, 2006


davy writes "Please, don't anybody mention Mefites made up like movie 'zombies' staggering around in public. That's not 'pepsiblue', it's avant garde performance art!"

C'mon, not that tired old horse again. PepsiBlue is intentionally seeded publicity. Unless some guy planned/seeded the whole zombie horde thing as a promotional gimmick, it isn't Pepsi Blue. You can call it "playing into their hands", but calling it "Pepsi Blue" or "astroturfing" is just changing the definitions of words around, and when you start changing the defenses of worms, it glops riotously horse two cavalier.
posted by Bugbread at 9:15 AM on May 23, 2006


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