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puffy pussy != fuck christmas
posted by quonsar at 7:53 AM on December 13, 2005


I'm so sorry. As was pointed out, I mean Fuck Christmas (dot org). I won't link to it now though, because I don't trust myself to make links anymore.
posted by chunking express at 7:55 AM on December 13, 2005


I am fairly sure I don't want a hardcore evil cumbath for Christmas.
posted by kosem at 7:55 AM on December 13, 2005


looks like it was accidental. i think he wanted to post http://www.fuckchristmas.org/
posted by quonsar at 7:55 AM on December 13, 2005


"The War on Christmas-porn: How the Liberal Plot to Ban the Sacred Christian Holiday Is Worse Than You Thought."
posted by tpl1212 at 7:56 AM on December 13, 2005


I am fairly sure I don't want a hardcore evil cumbath for Christmas.

Shit, I hope I can find the receipt.
posted by Divine_Wino at 7:56 AM on December 13, 2005


Hehe, that's funny.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:56 AM on December 13, 2005 [1 favorite]


Jesus, quonsar, I think we got it.
posted by chrismear at 7:57 AM on December 13, 2005


yep, got it.
posted by jessamyn at 8:01 AM on December 13, 2005


Jesus, quonsar, I think we got it.

preview? i don' need no steenkin' preview!
posted by quonsar at 8:02 AM on December 13, 2005


If it makes you feel any better, chunking, the linked site was pretty funny and would have gotten a lot of people to slam it without reading it. :)
posted by Optimus Chyme at 8:05 AM on December 13, 2005


Well it's good you boys and girls move so quickly. Now, if you will excuse me, it's time for me to flame out and never come back again.
posted by chunking express at 8:06 AM on December 13, 2005


Well, if that was a mistake, oh well.

Maybe we could have a checkmark or tag that we can use to filter NSFW posts from the front page when we're at work, and SFW posts when we're horny.
posted by delmoi at 8:08 AM on December 13, 2005


The problem there delmoi is that I probably wouldn't have flagged it as NSFW, as I don't think coarse language is NSFW. Had I known I was linking to straight up porn on the otherhand...
posted by chunking express at 8:10 AM on December 13, 2005


What if we're horny at work?!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:11 AM on December 13, 2005


I did enjoy the FuckChristmas.org link-- nothing new, but a nice rant none the less.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:15 AM on December 13, 2005


what SLG said. There was some stuff in there I had missed. Not FPP worthy, but I am glad quonsar posted the correct link.
posted by terrapin at 8:20 AM on December 13, 2005


chrismear tipped me off in the original thread.
posted by quonsar at 8:22 AM on December 13, 2005


Was this a call out or a shout out?
posted by Pollomacho at 8:23 AM on December 13, 2005


You probably should have flagged this NSFW anyway, Chunking. Some people could get in trouble just for browsing the url.

Yes, some companies are that lame.
posted by oddman at 8:28 AM on December 13, 2005


Ho, Ho, Ho, indeed.
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posted by matteo at 8:29 AM on December 13, 2005


Hmmmm, guess we know where chunking express is doing his xmas shopping this year.
posted by SteveInMaine at 8:30 AM on December 13, 2005


Jinx, matteo.
posted by SteveInMaine at 8:31 AM on December 13, 2005


Relax, chunking, it's just a typo -- not as embarassing as you seem to find it.
posted by ori at 8:33 AM on December 13, 2005

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posted by matteo at 8:35 AM on December 13, 2005


oddman, if you are at a company that watches your URLs so tightly, wouldn't the title of the post be enough of a warning?
posted by chunking express at 8:37 AM on December 13, 2005


Good one, D_W!
posted by 27 at 8:46 AM on December 13, 2005


Yes, Divine.
posted by squirrel at 9:13 AM on December 13, 2005


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