These totally cannot be the same person July 22, 2006 6:12 PM Subscribe
When did the INS (DHS? ICE?) recognize the right of 21 year old virgin boys to marry British men and get them green cards?
Hey dumbshit. FYI: thirteenkiller posted on my behalf in that first thing. She is a girl. A woman. The proud owner of a vagina. And she's getting married to Pretty_Generic. Also known as Protocols of the Elder of Awesome. There, story's over.
posted by Azhruwi at 6:17 PM on July 22, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by Azhruwi at 6:17 PM on July 22, 2006 [1 favorite]
Don't worry, maybe soon they'll recognize your right to import child sex slaved from Indochina.
posted by rob paxon at 6:18 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by rob paxon at 6:18 PM on July 22, 2006
You sir, are a grade-a loser. Orthogonality please exit the internets at your earliest convenience.
posted by Derek at 6:18 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by Derek at 6:18 PM on July 22, 2006
Also, I'm no longer a virgin, heh. But that's not really worth a mention.
posted by Azhruwi at 6:21 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by Azhruwi at 6:21 PM on July 22, 2006
Why are you stalking thirteenkiller, ortho?
posted by IronLizard at 6:21 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by IronLizard at 6:21 PM on July 22, 2006
rob, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT YOU'RE MY BOI ;_; COME BACK TO ME SWEETIEPOO
posted by Azhruwi at 6:25 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by Azhruwi at 6:25 PM on July 22, 2006
Quit carping, you carping carperers.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:25 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:25 PM on July 22, 2006
Just curious, and wondering if it was a dhoyt/and his sneaky roommate/Jen the Scottish lass thing.
Azhruwi writes "Hey dumbshit. FYI: thirteenkiller posted on my behalf in that first thing."
I'm dumb because why, I didn't call the Psychic Friends Network and ask "Hey, ya think thirteenkiller posted that for Azhruwi?"
Frankly, I recalled that 21 year old virgin can't get laid post because it was so, um, to be kind here, odd an dI thought possibly fake. When I saw the recent marry a Brit bit, I thought, "I must be mis-remmebering". When I saw I wasn't, I wanted to clear it up.
I'm not sure why you're so bent out of shape.
Azhruwi writes "Also, I'm no longer a virgin, heh. But that's not really worth a mention."
Congrats!
posted by orthogonality at 6:26 PM on July 22, 2006
Azhruwi writes "Hey dumbshit. FYI: thirteenkiller posted on my behalf in that first thing."
I'm dumb because why, I didn't call the Psychic Friends Network and ask "Hey, ya think thirteenkiller posted that for Azhruwi?"
Frankly, I recalled that 21 year old virgin can't get laid post because it was so, um, to be kind here, odd an dI thought possibly fake. When I saw the recent marry a Brit bit, I thought, "I must be mis-remmebering". When I saw I wasn't, I wanted to clear it up.
I'm not sure why you're so bent out of shape.
Azhruwi writes "Also, I'm no longer a virgin, heh. But that's not really worth a mention."
Congrats!
posted by orthogonality at 6:26 PM on July 22, 2006
Yes and you certainly picked a fine way of clearing it up. Do you clear up the spots on your window with used toilet paper?
posted by rob paxon at 6:28 PM on July 22, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by rob paxon at 6:28 PM on July 22, 2006 [1 favorite]
It was pretty obvious that thirteenkiller was posting it some someone else.
Although there are people who care for me, like the person posting this question
Plus, if she was trying to pull some dhoyt bullshit I would hope she'd do a little better job than that.
posted by bob sarabia at 6:32 PM on July 22, 2006
Although there are people who care for me, like the person posting this question
Plus, if she was trying to pull some dhoyt bullshit I would hope she'd do a little better job than that.
posted by bob sarabia at 6:32 PM on July 22, 2006
Learn to read retard. The posting for a friend tag is used as well as stated in the question. You don't even do your research to properly flame somebody, what use are you?
posted by Derek at 6:34 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by Derek at 6:34 PM on July 22, 2006
I'm dumb because why, I didn't call the Psychic Friends Network and ask "Hey, ya think thirteenkiller posted that for Azhruwi?"
No, because you can't read?
posted by goo at 6:35 PM on July 22, 2006
No, because you can't read?
posted by goo at 6:35 PM on July 22, 2006
When I see threads like this one and the one a few below complaining about the "marked as favourites" feature, I think, there but for the grace of A/C go I.
posted by orange swan at 6:37 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by orange swan at 6:37 PM on July 22, 2006
The psychic friends network conviniently added tags and comments, SAVING YOU THE COST OF A CALL!!!! Here's to the network.
posted by IronLizard at 6:37 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by IronLizard at 6:37 PM on July 22, 2006
Also, if this was an issue that really concerned you (which I highly doubt, seeing as there seems to be little to this callout other than "hey, let's laugh and point") why did you chose to make this post more than a MONTH after the second AskMe question?
posted by piratebowling at 7:14 PM on July 22, 2006
posted by piratebowling at 7:14 PM on July 22, 2006
And she's getting married to Pretty_Generic.
holy florking schnit.
posted by quonsar at 7:23 PM on July 22, 2006 [2 favorites]
holy florking schnit.
posted by quonsar at 7:23 PM on July 22, 2006 [2 favorites]
Frankly, I recalled that 21 year old virgin can't get laid post because it was so, um, to be kind here, odd an dI thought possibly fake.
21 year-old-virgins strike you as odd to the point of likely being fictional?
There's a great big nerdy world out there, ortho.
posted by cortex at 8:52 PM on July 22, 2006
21 year-old-virgins strike you as odd to the point of likely being fictional?
There's a great big nerdy world out there, ortho.
posted by cortex at 8:52 PM on July 22, 2006
This thread is closed to new comments.
posted by thirteenkiller at 6:15 PM on July 22, 2006 [4 favorites]