Fleshbot laughs at nerd-sex advice August 8, 2006 4:06 AM   Subscribe

This AskMe question wasn't good enough for MetaFilter, but it seems to have amused the folks over at Fleshbot (very NSFW). "Because whenever we want advice on sexual intimacy, the Borg-like wisdom of internet geeks is always the first place we turn."
posted by Faint of Butt to MetaFilter-Related at 4:06 AM (25 comments total)

btw, imho, that page didn't load. ianad, ymmv. tia.
posted by thirteenkiller at 4:27 AM on August 8, 2006


it's probably helpful to point out that the OMFG-I'm-a-40-year-old-virgin-now-what AskMe posts don't amuse just the folks over at Fleshbot
posted by matteo at 5:43 AM on August 8, 2006


Yeah, other people who aren't as cool as we are should keep their pathetic lives to themselves.
posted by languagehat at 5:50 AM on August 8, 2006


Oh well, a punch of 30 year old porn addicts are now looking down upon us.
posted by geoff. at 6:04 AM on August 8, 2006


geoff., Hasn't that been the core MetaFilter constituency since day 1?
posted by Chuckles at 6:10 AM on August 8, 2006


a punch of 30 year old porn addicts

Don't miss Fleshbot's weekly donkey punch advice column.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:11 AM on August 8, 2006


Oh well, a punch of 30 year old porn addicts are now looking down upon us.

Maybe we should undress?

Nah, I don't want to give them a complex.
posted by jonmc at 6:12 AM on August 8, 2006


...a complex symbiotic conglomerative infection of viruses, fungi, and bacterial cultures!

Hey-oh!
posted by sonofsamiam at 6:16 AM on August 8, 2006


it's probably helpful to point out that the OMFG-I'm-a-40-year-old-virgin-now-what AskMe posts don't amuse just the folks over at Fleshbot

Seriously. Of all the sex questions to notice, they pick that one?
posted by bob sarabia at 6:20 AM on August 8, 2006


Metafilter: Our readers are hotter than Fleshbot's.
posted by jonmc at 6:22 AM on August 8, 2006 [1 favorite]


I've always found borg kinda sexy.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 7:17 AM on August 8, 2006


I didn't notice it until now, but I wish it hadn't been deleted. I understand why it was, but it would've been interesting.
posted by exlotuseater at 7:23 AM on August 8, 2006


Metafilter: Our readers are hotter than Fleshbot's.

How did you know my AC is out?
posted by KirkJobSluder at 7:40 AM on August 8, 2006


They picked up that thread, and not the blowjob technique question? Way to go, guys.
posted by blacklite at 8:15 AM on August 8, 2006


a punch of 30 year old porn addicts

I thought the proper group term was a paunch of porn addicts.
posted by scody at 8:38 AM on August 8, 2006 [1 favorite]


This is why I'll never post a sex question on AskMe, anon or not: the potential that for even a second Violet Blue might think about my cock will make it shrivel up and fall off.



Oh shit, what if they see this thread?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 8:56 AM on August 8, 2006


Is it normal for your cock to be violet blue like that?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 9:03 AM on August 8, 2006


I dunno, PST, the idea that anyone (barring a doctor) is thinking about my cock at any given moment is kind of...heartwarming.
posted by jonmc at 9:10 AM on August 8, 2006


And when they think about your heart?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 9:45 AM on August 8, 2006


well, it warms the cockles thereof.
posted by sonofsamiam at 10:05 AM on August 8, 2006


I thought Violet Blue had a MeFi account...
posted by graventy at 11:41 AM on August 8, 2006


Maybe we should undress?
Nah, just learn to type one-handed and they'll think you're one of their own.
posted by forrest at 12:25 PM on August 8, 2006


Nah, just learn to type one-handed

This is why I only write fetish fiction about stewardesses and not nurses or policewomen.
posted by sourwookie at 4:20 PM on August 8, 2006


Yeah, but they're "digging Janet Jackson's semi-topless cover photo for this month's Vibe magazine" so what the fuck do they know?
posted by fleacircus at 7:55 PM on August 8, 2006 [1 favorite]


*hugs everyone, tightly*
posted by delmoi at 8:03 PM on August 8, 2006


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