Baltimore Meetup Reminder

January 27, 2006 4:08 AM

Reminder: Baltimore meetup tonight! 7 PM at Club Charles.
posted by Faint of Butt to MetaFilter Gatherings at 4:08 AM (20 comments total)

1724 N. Charles Street, across from the Charles Theater and next to Zodiac.

See you there!
posted by OmieWise at 5:24 AM on January 27, 2006

Can I walk to The Block from there?
posted by If I Had An Anus at 6:02 AM on January 27, 2006

have some crabs for me, Omie, my 'omie.
posted by jonmc at 6:42 AM on January 27, 2006

Can I walk to The Block from there?

I wouldn't try it, especially not on a Friday night in January. You're looking at well over a mile, and that's as the crow raven flies.
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:47 AM on January 27, 2006

*wonders if jon intentionally made a funny follow up to my comment, or if it is serendipity*
posted by If I Had An Anus at 6:48 AM on January 27, 2006

Just a few blocks over, on Calvert st around North Avenue, there is a bustling transexual hooker trade. You can certainly walk over there.
posted by OmieWise at 7:22 AM on January 27, 2006

Hmm, how does one discreetly inquire about the pre/post op status of a transexual hooker? Whew, I'm glad I saved my AskMe this week!

Double hmm, I hope the turn of this discussion doesn't discourage any potential meetees from showing up. For the record, I'm happily married and have gone several years without any new restraining orders.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 7:38 AM on January 27, 2006

Have a natty boh for me, y'all.

/misses Baltimore
posted by gaspode at 7:43 AM on January 27, 2006

I think it was Jennifer Diane Reitz who said that it's polite to inquire about the genital status of a transgendered person in the same situations in which it's polite to ask a man about the size of his penis. Which is to say, not many situations at all. Of course, one of those polite situations may well be when attempting to hire a prostitute. I wouldn't know, never having patronized a prostitute of any gender.
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:44 AM on January 27, 2006

IIHAA- Fixing that record to a more amusing average is what tonight is for. Mwah!

And FoB is now my hero-of-the-week. I shall make a badge to commemorate.
posted by youcancallmeal at 10:06 AM on January 27, 2006

I don't even know what that means, but it sounds fun.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 10:32 AM on January 27, 2006

I was referring to this: For the record, I'm happily married and have gone several years without any new restraining orders.
posted by youcancallmeal at 11:32 AM on January 27, 2006

Have schroedinger, phearlez(?), scalespace or needs more cowbell checked in here yet?
posted by If I Had An Anus at 12:05 PM on January 27, 2006

Checking in...I will most probably come. My guess is that schroedinger would come if we could switch to a place that isn't 21 & up (apparently Club Charles is; I think Zodiac isn't).
posted by needs more cowbell at 1:21 PM on January 27, 2006

Well, we can go next door, or, schroedinger could go in to Zodiac, say she was waiting for someone, sit at the bar at Zodiac and then go over the the Charles to go to the bathroom and not find her way back. I feel badly, I had no idea Charles was 21 only. But, then again, I've never had anyone card me on my way in, so I don't see what the problem would be. At 7 pm on a Friday I really don't think there is anyone on the door, and schroedinger looks older than 21. Shit, I feel bad.
posted by OmieWise at 1:31 PM on January 27, 2006

I seriously doubt that anyone will get carded at Club Charles. If there is a problem, we can move next door. I'm all about the all-age inclusiveness.
posted by youcancallmeal at 2:07 PM on January 27, 2006

it turned out I had some work to finish up :(

next time, fo sho
posted by scalespace at 7:56 AM on January 28, 2006

Some really red pictures here. (The first few ones are this meetup.)
posted by youcancallmeal at 10:28 PM on January 29, 2006

Thanks, youcancallmeal. 'twas fun while we could hear each other.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 6:09 AM on January 30, 2006

It was great to see you all. My photos are here.
posted by OmieWise at 1:34 PM on January 30, 2006