I Love You All ! Will You Marry Me ? February 14, 2006 2:03 PM Subscribe
I Love You All ! Will You Marry Me ?
Not until you learn how punctuation works in the English language.
posted by jjg at 2:16 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by jjg at 2:16 PM on February 14, 2006
Not again.
posted by blue_beetle at 2:16 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by blue_beetle at 2:16 PM on February 14, 2006
Can I get a work permit in your country if I do? That would be Mars right? I've always wanted to work on Mars.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 2:56 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 2:56 PM on February 14, 2006
How you gonna support all of us, huh? I ain't workin'!
posted by klangklangston at 3:00 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by klangklangston at 3:00 PM on February 14, 2006
Not until you detach yourself from Miguel's penis, Sarge.
posted by crunchland at 3:01 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by crunchland at 3:01 PM on February 14, 2006
The pre-nup is gonna be complicated. *big smooches* Sergeant
posted by theora55 at 3:07 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by theora55 at 3:07 PM on February 14, 2006
I'm wondering what eyeballkid would have to say about this.
posted by cortex at 3:13 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by cortex at 3:13 PM on February 14, 2006
He'd say yes.
You know , we've been getting to know each other for a long time now and i just thought that the community is ready to move on to the next level.
The only real foreseeable problems are the size of cake and the amount of toasters - i'm hoping maybe we can specify George Foreman grills to vary things a bit.
posted by sgt.serenity at 3:24 PM on February 14, 2006
You know , we've been getting to know each other for a long time now and i just thought that the community is ready to move on to the next level.
The only real foreseeable problems are the size of cake and the amount of toasters - i'm hoping maybe we can specify George Foreman grills to vary things a bit.
posted by sgt.serenity at 3:24 PM on February 14, 2006
Yes , jessamyn , let me whisk you away to mars , we have a severe troll problem there.
posted by sgt.serenity at 3:27 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by sgt.serenity at 3:27 PM on February 14, 2006
No can do, man. I'm already in love with another mefite. Happy V-day Scotty! xoxox
posted by Radio7 at 4:10 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by Radio7 at 4:10 PM on February 14, 2006
I'm so sick of you fuckers dragging my name into threads I haven't even participated in.
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.
HAPPY FUCKING VD.
posted by eyeballkid at 4:15 PM on February 14, 2006
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.
HAPPY FUCKING VD.
posted by eyeballkid at 4:15 PM on February 14, 2006
Yes, but only if you give me your llama, your rubber waders, your collection of nougat centers and that shiny metal thing you keep on your mantle that stops and starts time.
posted by loquacious at 4:19 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by loquacious at 4:19 PM on February 14, 2006
How is this thread too chatfilter for meta, but this this thread isn't?
posted by delmoi at 4:22 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by delmoi at 4:22 PM on February 14, 2006
I'm very attached to the llama at the moment , give me another five minutes.
Crunch - it's a healthy thing to be obsessed with miguels penis and i'm glad you're finally 'getting it out in the open'.
- wow , our first argument.
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:24 PM on February 14, 2006
Crunch - it's a healthy thing to be obsessed with miguels penis and i'm glad you're finally 'getting it out in the open'.
- wow , our first argument.
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:24 PM on February 14, 2006
How is this thread too chatfilter for meta, but this this thread isn't?
I figured that TeamBilly would have more luck with his question other places, and wrote him an email to tell him so, or how he could rephrase it for AskMe. Sgt. Serenity will likely have less luck with his question everyplace but here.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 4:27 PM on February 14, 2006
I figured that TeamBilly would have more luck with his question other places, and wrote him an email to tell him so, or how he could rephrase it for AskMe. Sgt. Serenity will likely have less luck with his question everyplace but here.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 4:27 PM on February 14, 2006
Stop Harrassing my wife please , it's very upsetting.
Delmoi - has cupids arrow missed your wee heart my darling ?
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:31 PM on February 14, 2006
Delmoi - has cupids arrow missed your wee heart my darling ?
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:31 PM on February 14, 2006
Can't miss with a llama.
*pelts delmoi with llama*
posted by loquacious at 4:55 PM on February 14, 2006
*pelts delmoi with llama*
posted by loquacious at 4:55 PM on February 14, 2006
Ok , it's me or the llama.
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:59 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:59 PM on February 14, 2006
Hold on, let me do some math. If I'm married to you, Sarge, and you're married to ebk, that means... your uncle is my nephew?
And am I allowed to do the horizontal Charleston with ebk, or not?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 5:04 PM on February 14, 2006
And am I allowed to do the horizontal Charleston with ebk, or not?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 5:04 PM on February 14, 2006
You know I've always liked you, Sarge, ever since that time you relayed my emails to MeTa. MoFi would never have gotten off the ground if it weren't for you.
Of course, some may consider that to be a good thing.
posted by tracicle at 5:31 PM on February 14, 2006
Of course, some may consider that to be a good thing.
posted by tracicle at 5:31 PM on February 14, 2006
Will I have to change my name to "taz serenity", or can I go on being taz [nothinghere].
'cause that might be a problem.
However, I could totally go for "sgt. taz"!
What are the laws on that?
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!
posted by taz at 5:31 PM on February 14, 2006
'cause that might be a problem.
However, I could totally go for "sgt. taz"!
What are the laws on that?
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!
posted by taz at 5:31 PM on February 14, 2006
*makes out with taz via proxy*
posted by loquacious at 5:39 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by loquacious at 5:39 PM on February 14, 2006
Sarge, I'd love to, but we have to think of the child.
After all, we do have a child.
And he has a child.
And the child has another husband. And he has another wife. And she has a child. And that child, John, is our child.
posted by soyjoy at 5:39 PM on February 14, 2006
After all, we do have a child.
And he has a child.
And the child has another husband. And he has another wife. And she has a child. And that child, John, is our child.
posted by soyjoy at 5:39 PM on February 14, 2006
(From Spike Jones: None But the Lonely Heart. Too lazy to look it up)
posted by soyjoy at 5:40 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by soyjoy at 5:40 PM on February 14, 2006
I'm already married.
And my husband is a jealous man.
posted by konolia at 6:05 PM on February 14, 2006
And my husband is a jealous man.
posted by konolia at 6:05 PM on February 14, 2006
Well, I lust after all of you, even if most of you don't know me.
LOVE ME!!!!!!!!
posted by socratic at 6:11 PM on February 14, 2006
LOVE ME!!!!!!!!
posted by socratic at 6:11 PM on February 14, 2006
loquacious, does this mean I'm now, like, common-law tazquacious?
I'm not into diamond engagement rings, btw. So, none of that. Anything gorgeous and fantastically expensive that you wrestle from the earth yourself with your own two hands will do. Or, you don't even have to use your hands. Just as long as it's fabulously expensive and not a diamond, that's fine.
posted by taz at 6:13 PM on February 14, 2006
I'm not into diamond engagement rings, btw. So, none of that. Anything gorgeous and fantastically expensive that you wrestle from the earth yourself with your own two hands will do. Or, you don't even have to use your hands. Just as long as it's fabulously expensive and not a diamond, that's fine.
posted by taz at 6:13 PM on February 14, 2006
I dunno -- Edinburgh hasn't been to kind to me so far. Can we get a winter home in Boca?
posted by milquetoast at 6:20 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by milquetoast at 6:20 PM on February 14, 2006
Modifiers have not been to(o) kind to me either.
posted by milquetoast at 6:24 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by milquetoast at 6:24 PM on February 14, 2006
If it gets me a visa to Scotland, sure. I was looking for a volunteer anyway.
(happy valentine's, metafilter)
posted by Meredith at 6:32 PM on February 14, 2006
(happy valentine's, metafilter)
posted by Meredith at 6:32 PM on February 14, 2006
this is going to be some honeymoon ...
posted by madamjujujive at 6:42 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by madamjujujive at 6:42 PM on February 14, 2006
I'm with taz. Sapphires and platinum. Or kryptonite and adamantium, that would be cool too.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:15 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:15 PM on February 14, 2006
Depends, will you put in a good word for me with jack_mo?
posted by If I Had An Anus at 7:17 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by If I Had An Anus at 7:17 PM on February 14, 2006
I'm in, but only if I'm getting an EU passport out of the deal. ;)
posted by dejah420 at 8:37 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by dejah420 at 8:37 PM on February 14, 2006
The answer is yes, always yes, you damned romantic fool.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:59 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:59 PM on February 14, 2006
Ahh today is the day to let your love hang out like the big, red, heart-shaped meaty mass it truly is. I don't love half of you half as much as I would like and I'd not half like to make love to as many as half of you.
Happy Valentine's Day gorgeous people!
posted by scarabic at 10:21 PM on February 14, 2006
Happy Valentine's Day gorgeous people!
posted by scarabic at 10:21 PM on February 14, 2006
aww, scarabic's making me do more math.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:23 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:23 PM on February 14, 2006
So you want to make love to my better half?
I'll ask her. She might be game.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:47 PM on February 14, 2006
I'll ask her. She might be game.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:47 PM on February 14, 2006
Well, if I'm going to make love to as much as half of you, I'd hope it would be the better half. I ain't cheap.
posted by scarabic at 11:37 PM on February 14, 2006
posted by scarabic at 11:37 PM on February 14, 2006
If I Had An Anus said 'Depends, will you put in a good word for me with jack_mo?'
No need for a good word - If you had an anus, I'd be right in there.
posted by jack_mo at 6:01 AM on February 15, 2006
No need for a good word - If you had an anus, I'd be right in there.
posted by jack_mo at 6:01 AM on February 15, 2006
THIS-DALEK-SERVES-NO-ONE!
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:55 AM on February 15, 2006
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:55 AM on February 15, 2006
Um...uh...that is...what I meant to say was...
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:57 AM on February 15, 2006
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:57 AM on February 15, 2006
I'm not sure what he said, but did I just lose my scarabic-cherry?
posted by kalimac at 11:44 AM on February 15, 2006
posted by kalimac at 11:44 AM on February 15, 2006
Is this on the first come, first serve basis?
How long do I have to wait?
posted by carmina at 1:07 PM on February 15, 2006
How long do I have to wait?
posted by carmina at 1:07 PM on February 15, 2006
You're all soooo high maintenance !
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:20 PM on February 15, 2006
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:20 PM on February 15, 2006
Yeah, on Valentine's day he's all, like, "marry me," and then a day later he's accusing us of being high maintenance.
*sob*
posted by klausness at 6:36 PM on February 15, 2006
*sob*
posted by klausness at 6:36 PM on February 15, 2006
jack_mo: If you had an anus, I'd be right in there.
Someone should put a "Metafilter:" in front of that.
I love you all but I cannot commit.
posted by Carbolic at 8:37 PM on February 15, 2006
Someone should put a "Metafilter:" in front of that.
I love you all but I cannot commit.
posted by Carbolic at 8:37 PM on February 15, 2006
Yeah, on Valentine's day he's all, like, "marry me," and then a day later he's accusing us of being high maintenance.
*sob*
posted by klausness at 2:36 AM GMT on February 16 [!]
I can't discuss this just now , i've got a lot of work on at the moment , we can talk about it when i get back.
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:29 AM on February 16, 2006
*sob*
posted by klausness at 2:36 AM GMT on February 16 [!]
I can't discuss this just now , i've got a lot of work on at the moment , we can talk about it when i get back.
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:29 AM on February 16, 2006
*slams door*
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:30 AM on February 16, 2006
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:30 AM on February 16, 2006
*tiptoes in the back door when sarge goes out the front*
Hi, baby! Miss me?
posted by languagehat at 6:52 AM on February 16, 2006
Hi, baby! Miss me?
posted by languagehat at 6:52 AM on February 16, 2006
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posted by sgt.serenity at 2:04 PM on February 14, 2006