crunchland is crunchtastic! October 25, 2003 12:28 PM Subscribe
Since September 1st (he's been doing it for longer than that, but I don't know how to count beyond 40), crunchland has posted approximately 40 threads to the blue. Most of these links have been fantastic eye and/or brain candy. I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you and that I hope the well isn't running dry. Keep it up!
The crunch it's ok to love.... :) Thanks for the good stuff!
posted by Lynsey at 1:32 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by Lynsey at 1:32 PM on October 25, 2003
he really rocks....keep it up, crunch! we appreciate it! : >
posted by amberglow at 1:45 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by amberglow at 1:45 PM on October 25, 2003
A well deserved shout-out. His links have been consistently amazing and different.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 2:05 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by MiguelCardoso at 2:05 PM on October 25, 2003
Oh, and, Hey! ...ashbury's pretty cool himself! We're all nitpicking and infighting while ashbury takes time to give kudos to what's good on MeFi.
posted by Shane at 3:40 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by Shane at 3:40 PM on October 25, 2003
here's to our daily crunchy goodness!
hypnotoad? All this time I thought he was a frog.
posted by madamjujujive at 6:55 PM on October 25, 2003
hypnotoad? All this time I thought he was a frog.
posted by madamjujujive at 6:55 PM on October 25, 2003
go crunchy, go crunchy, it's ya birthday...
(I love it when dorky white guys do that and cap it off with the cabbage patch... imagine I'm doing it while you read it)
posted by mathowie (staff) at 6:57 PM on October 25, 2003
(I love it when dorky white guys do that and cap it off with the cabbage patch... imagine I'm doing it while you read it)
posted by mathowie (staff) at 6:57 PM on October 25, 2003
Crunchland is notoriously non-descript. I'm waiting for the impending one-letter linjk description with a [flash] note after it ;)
posted by The God Complex at 8:36 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by The God Complex at 8:36 PM on October 25, 2003
(linjk are hyper-speak)
posted by The God Complex at 9:24 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by The God Complex at 9:24 PM on October 25, 2003
or
(How crunchie would post a website about Dr. Strangelove: or How I Came To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb.)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 9:35 PM on October 25, 2003
(How crunchie would post a website about Dr. Strangelove: or How I Came To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb.)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 9:35 PM on October 25, 2003
If someone doesn't shrillly accuse someone else of being a Racist soon, the tension's going to kill me. When did MetaTalk become a lovefest?
Crunchland does indeed contribute lots of fun & interesting links, if you're into that kind of thing
posted by dhoyt at 10:17 PM on October 25, 2003
Crunchland does indeed contribute lots of fun & interesting links, if you're into that kind of thing
posted by dhoyt at 10:17 PM on October 25, 2003
i think dhartung just called you "fibrous", crunch.
and dhoyt, you lazy, welfare-collectin', good for nothing illegitimate issue of the rape of a porch monkey by a passing camel jockey, perhaps something along those lines can be arranged, but it will take plenty of capital since i must bribe the christ-killers.
posted by quonsar at 10:39 PM on October 25, 2003
and dhoyt, you lazy, welfare-collectin', good for nothing illegitimate issue of the rape of a porch monkey by a passing camel jockey, perhaps something along those lines can be arranged, but it will take plenty of capital since i must bribe the christ-killers.
posted by quonsar at 10:39 PM on October 25, 2003
Glad you brought that up, dhoyt: who but an outright racist would suggest that a certain colour is right? ;)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 10:44 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by MiguelCardoso at 10:44 PM on October 25, 2003
jesus amberglow, you dared him, and he did it.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 10:52 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by mathowie (staff) at 10:52 PM on October 25, 2003
I can't take the credit (or blame)--it was The God Complex. Very funny tho! I only do dirty dares
posted by amberglow at 10:54 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by amberglow at 10:54 PM on October 25, 2003
crunchland bit the head off my baby. Like a rabid, community-weblog dingo, he was.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:42 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:42 PM on October 25, 2003
*waits*
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:42 PM on October 25, 2003
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:42 PM on October 25, 2003
it's the devil's work, I tell you. crunchland sold his soul for links, iconomy lost her mojo, plep doesn't cast a reflection in a mirror, and madamjujujive? Come on... how naive do you think we are?
posted by taz at 2:06 AM on October 26, 2003
posted by taz at 2:06 AM on October 26, 2003
I am crunchland's and quonsar's love child.
There, I said it.
posted by jpoulos at 7:38 AM on October 26, 2003
There, I said it.
posted by jpoulos at 7:38 AM on October 26, 2003
um, if i may a moment, whats a "flash" and why do i need to down load......hey, HEY,HEY
posted by clavdivs at 8:53 AM on October 26, 2003
posted by clavdivs at 8:53 AM on October 26, 2003
Naptime: excellent
Blocks: excellent
Putting coat into cubby: excellent
Alphabet: needs work
/crunch's first grade teacher ; >
posted by amberglow at 10:15 AM on October 26, 2003
Blocks: excellent
Putting coat into cubby: excellent
Alphabet: needs work
/crunch's first grade teacher ; >
posted by amberglow at 10:15 AM on October 26, 2003
dg: I already started the church of crunchland back in August. You're welcome to join if you like.
posted by Johnny Assay at 5:45 PM on October 26, 2003
posted by Johnny Assay at 5:45 PM on October 26, 2003
what does the church of crunchland believe, johnny? do you have any pamphlets for us?
posted by amberglow at 5:59 PM on October 26, 2003
posted by amberglow at 5:59 PM on October 26, 2003
Sorry, Johnny Assay, I have already sold my soul to the devil and part of the contract was a non-competitive clause specifying that I cannot join any churches worshiping similar figures.
posted by dg at 6:33 PM on October 26, 2003
posted by dg at 6:33 PM on October 26, 2003
Oh and amberglow - you are no longer allowed to grade children as "needs work", you have to say they are "progressing". Don't you love political correctness?
posted by dg at 6:35 PM on October 26, 2003
posted by dg at 6:35 PM on October 26, 2003
Thus far, the only rite of the Church of Crunchland is the making of burnt offerings to Crunchland in the hope that he will continue to favour us with his blessings. It is our duty to keep Crunchland happy, for if he were to become angry with us, he would flood our beloved site with CNN articles and discussion-y posts and would be banished by the supreme god Mathowie to the Outer Wastes.
Unfortunately, it has not yet been determined what Crunchland's preferred offerings are — we tried burnt offerings from his Amazon wish list, but somehow they didn't have quite the desired effect.
posted by Johnny Assay at 9:30 PM on October 26, 2003
Unfortunately, it has not yet been determined what Crunchland's preferred offerings are — we tried burnt offerings from his Amazon wish list, but somehow they didn't have quite the desired effect.
posted by Johnny Assay at 9:30 PM on October 26, 2003
I am crunchland's and quonsar's love child.
he's the 'girl'.
posted by quonsar at 9:33 PM on October 26, 2003
he's the 'girl'.
posted by quonsar at 9:33 PM on October 26, 2003
I recently saw crunchland and Valerie Bertinelli-Van Halen walking out of a Mark Shale in midtown St. Louis arm-in-arm drinking mint smoothies (which you are TOTALLY not supposed to do in Mark Shale), and I have to admit that crunchland looked *spectacular*. I think he had just gotten some new shoes. Brown. Monkstrap. Shined to a luminous gloss.
I never read his links, though. Are they good?
posted by UncleFes at 7:23 AM on October 27, 2003
I never read his links, though. Are they good?
posted by UncleFes at 7:23 AM on October 27, 2003
Who is this 'crunchland'? Or, is that something I would need a browser to know? ;-P
posted by mischief at 7:47 AM on October 27, 2003
posted by mischief at 7:47 AM on October 27, 2003
*jumps on crunchland's lovefest*
posted by widdershins at 8:40 AM on October 27, 2003
posted by widdershins at 8:40 AM on October 27, 2003
Hey, widdershins, you broke crunchland's lovefest!
posted by languagehat at 1:09 PM on October 27, 2003
posted by languagehat at 1:09 PM on October 27, 2003
hell, back in high school everybody did val bertinelli.
posted by quonsar at 6:50 PM on October 27, 2003
posted by quonsar at 6:50 PM on October 27, 2003
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posted by pemulis at 1:00 PM on October 25, 2003