Filepile Comedy

May 28, 2004 10:57 AM

The following was posted at Filepile yesterday.
posted by johnnydark to MetaFilter-Related at 10:57 AM (36 comments total)

yes that is a troll up his ass. brilliant.
posted by dabitch at 11:09 AM on May 28, 2004

hilarious!
posted by mathowie (staff) at 11:22 AM on May 28, 2004

(note: I removed the derailing comments calling people names because they dripped with too much irony)
posted by mathowie (staff) at 11:32 AM on May 28, 2004

Awesome thing from filepile. Was this posted to filepile with the name metafilter.jpg? Or did it show up on filepile with a more generic name initially?

Filepile.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 11:44 AM on May 28, 2004

[this is double-plus good]
posted by freebird at 11:49 AM on May 28, 2004

metafilter.jpg
posted by johnnydark at 11:54 AM on May 28, 2004

Now I want to read the rest of the story. How does it end up?
posted by DrJohnEvans at 11:57 AM on May 28, 2004

Jeezus, Johnny! FIRST RULE!
posted by SpecialK at 12:03 PM on May 28, 2004

THE FIRST RULE IS DEAD. FILEPILE.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:07 PM on May 28, 2004

I'm going to whine for the moderator if you guys don't breaking the first rule. He'll lock it down.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!
posted by jpoulos at 12:13 PM on May 28, 2004

All these weeks I thought I was just constipated.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 12:14 PM on May 28, 2004

That astronaut sure needs an administrator to hope him.
posted by interrobang at 1:04 PM on May 28, 2004

If you rearrange the letters in the word FILEPILE, you get:

I Lie, Flep

Who the hell is Flep?!?! Is he Plep's half-brother?
posted by briank at 1:16 PM on May 28, 2004

Trolls, my ass.
posted by me3dia at 1:17 PM on May 28, 2004

I don't know, but I heard Flep saying "I FILL PEE" right after Plep said "I FEEL LIP".
posted by DrJohnEvans at 1:24 PM on May 28, 2004

So who do I have to blow to get a filepile account?
posted by keswick at 1:49 PM on May 28, 2004

I'd give up my gmail account before my filepile account.

MMMmmm filepile...
posted by justgary at 1:54 PM on May 28, 2004

no shit.

filepile > gmail.
posted by Tryptophan-5ht at 2:27 PM on May 28, 2004

Metafilter: Is that a troll up my ass?
posted by piskycritter at 2:32 PM on May 28, 2004

so THAT'S the reason of that funny feeling in the seat of my pants!
posted by matteo at 2:46 PM on May 28, 2004

filepile>gmail>MeFi
posted by knutmo at 3:30 PM on May 28, 2004

goatse>filepile
posted by angry modem at 3:34 PM on May 28, 2004

"This is not.... the greatest site in the world.... this is just a tribute."
posted by keswick at 3:36 PM on May 28, 2004

Someone ought to make BananaPile. That'll show 'em.
posted by tittergrrl at 3:40 PM on May 28, 2004

MonkeyPile. Please. Someone.
posted by bonaldi at 4:36 PM on May 28, 2004

I'd give up my gmail account before my filepile account.

And my first born.
posted by adampsyche at 4:54 PM on May 28, 2004

Monkeypile! Yoooo betcha!
posted by mwhybark at 6:34 PM on May 28, 2004

Hm. MonkeyPile. I could certainly code it.
posted by tomorama at 6:54 PM on May 28, 2004

I could spank myself for not getting a filepile account when I still could. I'll just wait for the Gmail account.
posted by cairnish at 8:56 PM on May 28, 2004

Yeah, I took filepile for granted and then the wall went up. I am the guy in East Berlin, yearning for a favorite park just visible on the other side.
posted by rudyfink at 11:39 PM on May 28, 2004

Hey, you got pile in my filter!

No, you got filter in my pile!

Please disregard my jocularity as I will soon be drinking cold beer on a terribly hot day, and I'm giddy with anticipation.

PS. I like this design. Just sayin'.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 2:09 AM on May 29, 2004

I think I joined filepile early on, but I didn't care for it much, no clue what my login was now.
posted by bargle at 5:46 AM on May 29, 2004

*bludgeons bargle*
posted by leotrotsky at 6:37 AM on May 29, 2004

For those who don't know, Filepile is a website, and it's run by the very cool Andre Torrez, and membership is closed and you're not supposed to talk about it, and also, somehow it involves beating up other men in an abandoned basement. As I'm not a member, I'm free to talk about it!
posted by jonson at 9:25 AM on May 29, 2004

Astronauts are bad news I tell ya. Drivin' around at all hours of the night in their space-buggies, blasting that theme song from 2001: Space Odyssey. Hell, just last Fall an astronaut moved into our town, and simultaneously all the leaves starting falling off all our trees.
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 2:18 PM on May 30, 2004

True story: I used to be a FilePile regular -- It just trickled out of my usual rounds, but late 2001 I was cruising around and wondered why I couldn't get to any of the news sites... so I hit FilePile, saw that someone had photoshopped a plane crasing into the WTC... then I looked out the window and saw the smoke.

It looks like my account has been purged, unfortunately. FilePile is great stuff.
posted by o2b at 2:25 PM on June 3, 2004