Mean Mr. Bucket: hacked or stuck on a meme?

May 20, 2005 6:21 PM

WHAT. THE. FUCK. MEAN MR. BUCKET? I really don't understand what is going on. Did MMB get hacked, or just discover Savage Love for the first time?
posted by jenovus to Etiquette/Policy at 6:21 PM (38 comments total)

It would have parsed better as "FUCKET", but, yeah.
posted by yhbc at 6:24 PM on May 20, 2005

Also? Lube doesn't froth anymore. That was back when we used Crisco. Man, it was hard to keep clean sheets in those days.

Oh, and ... but, yeah.
posted by WolfDaddy at 6:36 PM on May 20, 2005

i didn't know it was a theme. what's up?
posted by amberglow at 6:39 PM on May 20, 2005

The man is just spreading the love. Relax.
posted by cmonkey at 6:49 PM on May 20, 2005

I've been pulling them when I see them, and I've sent up the mathowie alert. I suspect a hack. For those who missed the fun, someone posting as MMB put the following into many many threads over the past hour or two.

Santorum

Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun

1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
posted by jessamyn at 6:58 PM on May 20, 2005

I like to picture jessamyn as the demure Barbara Gordon, sitting behind her desk with her glasses and tight skirt, handling all the problems that come along on a day-to-day basis, until the one comes in that makes her pause, face front, and think (in a thought bubble over her head):

"Oh! This may be one where I should use the Matt-Phone!"
posted by yhbc at 7:17 PM on May 20, 2005

I EAT SANTORUM.

NO, WAIT, I DO NOT.
posted by I EAT TAPES at 7:36 PM on May 20, 2005

Everyone thought angrymodem was "hacked" when Mofi was tubgirled, and look what happened.
posted by Krrrlson at 7:38 PM on May 20, 2005

Everyone thought angrymodem was "hacked" when Mofi was tubgirled, and look what happened.

Yeah. Turned out he was just an asshole.
posted by dobbs at 8:05 PM on May 20, 2005

That's not exactly rocket science.
posted by y2karl at 8:12 PM on May 20, 2005

Exactly.
posted by Krrrlson at 8:17 PM on May 20, 2005

I would like to second the motion that angry modem is an asshole.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 9:19 PM on May 20, 2005

It's about this isn't it?
posted by TimothyMason at 9:43 PM on May 20, 2005

angrymodem is an asshole?

We don't like him anymore? Did I ever like him... somebody let me know what I thought so I can get some sleep. I really wish you guys would do a better job with the memos, I hardly know what to think for myself these days.
posted by cedar at 11:14 PM on May 20, 2005

sooo, if Mean Mr. Bucket actually had his account 'hacked' here, y'all would let us know right? Proper memo this time? :)
posted by dabitch at 12:04 AM on May 21, 2005

Wouldn't it make sense to try and contact him through the address listed in his profile?

I'm just sayin'.
posted by clevershark at 12:50 AM on May 21, 2005

maybe his password is "login"
posted by matteo at 1:55 AM on May 21, 2005

Does anyone happen to know the definition of the term "Santorum" by the way? For some reason i can't find it anywhere...
posted by shmegegge at 2:17 AM on May 21, 2005

"someone who says 'fags fuck dogs' and 'Democrats are Hitler' without being removed from his very powerful office for causes of insanity"
posted by matteo at 2:44 AM on May 21, 2005

I blame of course the liberal media
posted by matteo at 2:44 AM on May 21, 2005

"someone who says 'fags fuck dogs' and 'Democrats are Hitler' without being removed from his very powerful office for ...

...fucking mules.
posted by quonsar at 8:27 AM on May 21, 2005

I second the modem that angry asshole is a motion.
posted by docpops at 9:14 AM on May 21, 2005

I wish to declare that, although I usually visit MetaFilter via dialup, MY modem is not angry. However, the phone jack in my laptop is looking more and more like an asshole.

Also, my bucket is not mean, but it is getting a little cranky because I haven't cleaned it in a long time.
posted by wendell at 11:43 AM on May 21, 2005

You missed the part about your bucket being female, wendell.
posted by catachresoid at 12:20 PM on May 21, 2005

As a side note: I think the over-all discustingness of the term "santorum" is inhibiting it's spread. I mean, "frothy"?
posted by delmoi at 1:47 PM on May 21, 2005

As I understand it, that's kind of the point.
posted by ITheCosmos at 2:18 PM on May 21, 2005

to inhibit the spread of Santorum sounds OK to me
posted by matteo at 2:26 PM on May 21, 2005

maybe his password is "login"

You're not even close. It's "Paris".
posted by Smart Dalek at 4:51 PM on May 21, 2005

So, to inhibit the spread of Santorum we need to spread the definition of Santorum? Or vice-versa? I'm confused. And I think I want a nap. And a long, hot shower with lots of bleach, and maybe some therapy.

Oh, and WolfDaddy? You can froth AstroGlide. It just needs to be whipped. *rimshot*
posted by loquacious at 10:09 PM on May 21, 2005

You know, MeTa turned into a hardcore sex site so gradually, I didn't even notice.
posted by AlexReynolds at 10:28 PM on May 21, 2005

Shush, you. Where's my child support you man-ho?
posted by loquacious at 11:06 PM on May 21, 2005

Where's my child support you man-ho?

I blew it all on this lovely outfit that keswick designed for me:


posted by AlexReynolds at 11:11 PM on May 21, 2005

Damn, that's making me dizzy. But I know just the clients for you and that... frothiness. You're going to get my money one way or another, and it's looking a lot like "other". Can you make llama noises in that thing, or will the ruff get in the way?
posted by loquacious at 11:25 PM on May 21, 2005

Whipped until stiff peaks form, lo?
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:34 PM on May 21, 2005

D'oh! Walked right into that, I did.
posted by loquacious at 11:49 PM on May 21, 2005

Oh, no! I love that animation too much. I'm beginning to worry about myself!
posted by taz at 7:12 AM on May 22, 2005

I ♥ AlexReynolds
posted by deborah at 11:39 AM on May 22, 2005

Comedy Queen
posted by wendell at 11:54 AM on May 22, 2005