I'm sorry.

March 14, 2006 1:35 PM

I'm sorry.
posted by mischief to Uptime at 1:35 PM (13 comments total)

I just found my zoloft between the counter and the refrigerator. It must have been there for weeks, maybe even a month. I take so many other medications that I didn't notice. In addition to all the time I've been wasting here procrastinating, boy, does this explain some things...

Can someone lend me a buck to buy some paper towels and clean up behind myself?
posted by mischief at 1:36 PM on March 14, 2006

How much is left? I know a guy who knows a guy.
posted by jenovus at 1:37 PM on March 14, 2006

Extra points for original use of the uptime category.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 1:41 PM on March 14, 2006

Sorry
posted by Balisong at 1:44 PM on March 14, 2006

Did mischief's account get hacked?
posted by bshort at 1:46 PM on March 14, 2006

Any ideas?
posted by Saucy Intruder at 1:47 PM on March 14, 2006

I am not, however, apologizing to Plastic!!!
posted by mischief at 1:52 PM on March 14, 2006

posted by loquacious at 1:54 PM on March 14, 2006

Can someone lend me a buck to buy some paper towels and clean up behind myself?

Regular toilet paper will chafe less. Or is it some form of penance?
posted by Armitage Shanks at 1:54 PM on March 14, 2006

I can't tell whether this is serious or not.
posted by grouse at 1:55 PM on March 14, 2006

I'm commenting now, before something bad happens.
posted by tiamat at 2:00 PM on March 14, 2006

Mental illness is no laughing matter.

Unlike cancer.
posted by sonofsamiam at 2:06 PM on March 14, 2006

Let's confine this to the already existing thread about mischief.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 2:23 PM on March 14, 2006