Stupidity isn't very smart. November 6, 2008 8:13 PM   Subscribe

About my last post, Mea Culpa, no excuses, just stupidity. Senses back. Metafilter should have stupidity check system.
posted by zouhair to Bugs at 8:13 PM (12 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

thanks, zouhair.
posted by dawson at 8:23 PM on November 6, 2008

Well, that was wacky.
posted by puke & cry at 8:24 PM on November 6, 2008

I'm thinking it's one of those multiple personality dealies.
posted by ottereroticist at 8:28 PM on November 6, 2008

I wasn't even drunk or high. I think (I hope) it's just a momentary lapse of stupidity.

Sorry again.
posted by zouhair at 8:30 PM on November 6, 2008

It's okay. You may now resume playing your Famous Panflute.
posted by wendell at 8:31 PM on November 6, 2008 [7 favorites]

You may now resume playing your Famous Panflute.

posted by jonmc at 8:34 PM on November 6, 2008 [1 favorite]

Generic Apology


a) Mom,
b) Dad,
c) Love of my life,
d) Assistant Principal,
e) Local Police Chief,
f) MetaFilter,

Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your

a) Car
b) House
c) Pet
d) Mother-in-law
e) Left arm

was severely damaged by my

a) infantile
b) puerile
c) inept
d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
e) woefully under appreciated


How could I have known that the

a) car
b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon
d) Patriot missile
e) Zamboni

I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your

a) house
b) wife
c) Cub Scout troop
d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete
with lightbulb in the torch
e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans

You must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to

a) imagine
b) fathom
c) comprehend
d) appreciate
e) pay for

and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to

a) hate me
b) sue me
c) spank me
d) take my firstborn
e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond

but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joshing around at

a) school
b) work
c) church
d) the bowling alley
e) the municipal jail

and to remember that I am first and foremost your

a) friend
b) child
c) sibling
d) lease co-signer
e) only possible match should you ever need a
bone marrow transplant.

I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that

a) was so stupid
b) was so silly
c) would have been funny if it worked
d) you would have done, if you had thought of it first
e) I'm going to use again on someone else.

(your name here)
posted by netbros at 8:42 PM on November 6, 2008 [67 favorites]

Damn, this going to a script shell, will help after my next quality post.
posted by zouhair at 8:52 PM on November 6, 2008

This can probably be closed now.
posted by chinston at 9:09 PM on November 6, 2008

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:21 PM on November 6, 2008

posted by nanojath at 9:22 PM on November 6, 2008

Thanks for not being a butthead about it, zouhair. We can probably close this up, yeah.
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:29 PM on November 6, 2008

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