Choose Mefi. Choose the blue. Choose the green. Choose meetups. Choose a fucking big thread, choose SLYTs, lolcats, Wikipedia gossip and newsfilter. Choose mathowie, cortex, and jessamyn. Choose vacapinta. Choose pb. Choose your contacts. Choose favourites and flagging. Choose a spectacular post by Kattullus with a range of fucking links. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing YouTube videos, stuffing fucking bacon into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, posting your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up members you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.