Favorite limit September 30, 2010 11:38 AM   Subscribe

"You hit your favorite limit for the day." - I'm getting this message a lot today, though I "only" have 30-40 favorites. I thought the limit was 100 or so ...

I'm using Chrome (maybe I should update) with AdBlock enabled, but metafilter.com is on the exclusions list. I also use the ZAP bookmarklet a lot, which could be related as far as scripts go, but I get the message regardless of whether or not I've zapped the page.

I've never had this problem before day. I favorite heavily.
posted by mrgrimm to Bugs at 11:38 AM (134 comments total) 13 users marked this as a favorite

You are spreading TOO MUCH love.
posted by Artw at 11:41 AM on September 30, 2010 [10 favorites]


Noted without comment:

mrgrimm's profile
Favorited by others: 1337
posted by dersins at 11:43 AM on September 30, 2010 [14 favorites]


You are loving TOO MUCH of the spread.
posted by not_on_display at 11:45 AM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


You're devaluing favorites, dude. As it stands right now I only 3 favorites for an upvote.
posted by 2bucksplus at 11:48 AM on September 30, 2010


I think you accidentaly the whole upvote.
posted by Babblesort at 11:50 AM on September 30, 2010 [12 favorites]


DO NOT VISIT MRGRIMM'S "FAVORITES BOAT", IT IS A TRAP.
posted by Artw at 11:55 AM on September 30, 2010 [11 favorites]


How do I upvote this post?
posted by reductiondesign at 11:59 AM on September 30, 2010


What you need is a lesson in how to disdain. Let me teach you it.
posted by mudpuppie at 12:03 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


The rule is, you have to earn a favorite before you can spend it. You're favoriting on credit, dude. You are killing the favorites economy.
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 12:06 PM on September 30, 2010 [9 favorites]


How do I upvote this post?

It's the arrow next to the [digg ↑] button.
posted by 2bucksplus at 12:07 PM on September 30, 2010


You would have been allocated more if your username was mrhapppy.
posted by Killick at 12:12 PM on September 30, 2010 [5 favorites]


Obviously, you need a Second Account for Making Jokey Favorites.
posted by Eideteker at 12:13 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


Favorite softly and curry a big click.
posted by iamkimiam at 12:15 PM on September 30, 2010 [6 favorites]


Mmm, I love curried big clicks

Why does that sound so dirty?
posted by kmz at 12:18 PM on September 30, 2010


You're ruining the FABAM6 metric!

FABAM6* = favorited by others / (posts [all sites] + comments [all sites] + questions + answers + playlists)
* limiting both content and favorites activity to that occuring after May 2006.

posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:21 PM on September 30, 2010


I feel so much less special because you've never favorited a comment of mine.

And now you can't even favorite this one to make up for it.
posted by fyrebelley at 12:28 PM on September 30, 2010 [6 favorites]


I had no idea there was a limit. Thanks for that bit of knowledge. To return the favor, I'll tell you something I just (accidentally) discovered.

You know that little scrolly arrow that Plutor made for us? YOU CAN MOVE IT! It's not bound to the last place you scrolled to, which is hugely functional. This discovery delighted me like you wouldn't believe. Still does.
posted by heyho at 12:33 PM on September 30, 2010 [8 favorites]


Only .7% of mrgrimm's favorites went to me. I am OUTRAGED
posted by shakespeherian at 12:50 PM on September 30, 2010


You've exceeded your favorite bandwidth because your favorite band sucks.
posted by drlith at 1:01 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


YOU CAN MOVE IT!

What? No you can't, that would be... [moves arrow] Oh my god. It moves. Plutor + heyho has made my day. I don't even know why I'd move it, I just love that I can. FREEEEEEDOM!
posted by donnagirl at 1:09 PM on September 30, 2010


You people should have listened to me back when.
posted by pjern at 1:21 PM on September 30, 2010


BUT I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE!
posted by The Whelk at 1:24 PM on September 30, 2010


I really do have love to give. I just don't know where to put it.
posted by shakespeherian at 1:32 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


TAB A → SLOT B
posted by carsonb at 1:40 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


Put it back in your pants, dude.
posted by elizardbits at 1:40 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


tehloki must have realised his futures.
posted by UbuRoivas at 1:49 PM on September 30, 2010 [4 favorites]


> I don't even know why I'd move it, I just love that I can.

This is useful if you've been directed to a particular comment in a thread, you read a little and get interested, then you decide you'd like to start reading it from the top and save your progress as you go. It's crazyhandy if you're me, because that scenario happens a lot in my mee-fye experience.
posted by heyho at 1:56 PM on September 30, 2010


Poseurs, all of you.

The true interneterati know it's spelled "upboat".
posted by GuyZero at 1:56 PM on September 30, 2010


tehloki must have realised his futures.

he's still favoriting like an mofo, fwiw. he is my hero.

The rule is, you have to earn a favorite before you can spend it. You're favoriting on credit, dude. You are killing the favorites economy

I'm pretty sure that if we counted up all the favorites given with all the favorites received, the numbers would be pretty close.

also, i can't replicate the bug anymore. feel free to close out and mark WORKSFORME or INVALID. ;)
posted by mrgrimm at 2:01 PM on September 30, 2010


The true interneterati know it's spelled "upboat".

Is that like an upskirt thing? But it's a photo of a keel and maybe a prop and a sexy bit of rudder?

If so... I might be interested in hearing a little more.
posted by quin at 2:03 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


I have favorites hidden on my account. Maybe they could pool all the favorites that I and others who have disabled the system, so that those who feel the need to bestow them at high rates can put them to good use. (I know, that sounds a lot like socialism, and I'm fine with that.)
posted by crunchland at 2:04 PM on September 30, 2010


If so... I might be interested in hearing a little more.

HE RAN HIS CALLOUSED HANDS OVER THE CLEAN SMOOTH LINES OF HER BOW. "OH BOAT," HE MURMURED SENSUALLY, "HOW I LONG TO FLOG YOUR DECKS DRY."

yeah, idefk.
posted by elizardbits at 2:16 PM on September 30, 2010 [4 favorites]


I prefer my erotica to be in all caps.
posted by shakespeherian at 2:24 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW IT IS MUY SEXY DUDE
posted by elizardbits at 2:25 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


HE RAN HIS CALLOUSED HANDS OVER THE CLEAN SMOOTH LINES OF HER BOW. "OH BOAT," HE MURMURED SENSUALLY, "HOW I LONG TO FLOG YOUR DECKS DRY."

I PUT ON MY EYEPATCH AND PIRATE'S OUTFIT.
posted by juv3nal at 2:37 PM on September 30, 2010 [8 favorites]


I DEMAND MORE YACHT/TUG ACTION
posted by The Whelk at 2:37 PM on September 30, 2010 [4 favorites]


Screw sweet nothings. I want my nothings YELLED AT ME.
posted by grapesaresour at 2:39 PM on September 30, 2010 [8 favorites]


I STROKE YOUR STORM-WEATHERED PEGLEG WITH MY GLEAMING HOOK
posted by elizardbits at 2:40 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


'HOIST THE MAILSAIL' I CRIED

'OH I'LL HOIST IT ALRIGHT' SHE PURRED, SEDUCTIVELY FUCKING ME
posted by shakespeherian at 2:44 PM on September 30, 2010 [13 favorites]


HOLD MY MIZZENMAST
posted by The Whelk at 2:46 PM on September 30, 2010


'AVAST' HE PENISED
posted by shakespeherian at 2:48 PM on September 30, 2010 [18 favorites]


"BARQUE FOR ME, BABY," HE COMMANDED THROBBINGLY. AND SHE SHUDDERED RIGHT DOWN TO HER KNEES AND BRACES.
posted by elizardbits at 2:49 PM on September 30, 2010


"ONWARD!" SHE BUTTED.
posted by The Whelk at 2:50 PM on September 30, 2010


happens a lot in my mee-fye experience
YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG!!!!!
posted by dg at 2:54 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


ENGORGE!
posted by Burhanistan at 2:55 PM on September 30, 2010


A VAST PENIS?
posted by longsleeves at 2:57 PM on September 30, 2010


AS SHE GRABBED THE WHISKER POLE, HE COOED, "BLOW EASTERLY. BLOW EASTERLY."
posted by yeti at 2:57 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


"NOT UNTIL YE SWAB MY POOP DECK," SHE REPLIED SAUCILY.
posted by juv3nal at 3:00 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


AND THEN HE SHOVED HIS CAULK IN HER HULL
posted by elizardbits at 3:13 PM on September 30, 2010 [5 favorites]


My favorite limit is (1+(1/n))n as n → ∞.
posted by Wolfdog at 3:13 PM on September 30, 2010 [4 favorites]


If anybody needs me, I'll be going down below with Captain Morgan.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 3:25 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


RED CHEEKS AT NIGHT, SAILOR'S DELIGHT
posted by The Whelk at 3:32 PM on September 30, 2010


BUT, HIS JIB WAS UNCUT...
posted by Burhanistan at 3:36 PM on September 30, 2010


AS SHE HOISTED HER OWN MAIN SAIL OVER HER SWABBED POOP DECK, SHE REMEMBERED THAT FEELING... ALL THOSE SEAMEN, THEIR MOTION OF THE OCEAN. AHOY!
posted by carsonb at 3:41 PM on September 30, 2010


Oh hey has a mod showed up yet and....

o_O
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 3:45 PM on September 30, 2010 [44 favorites]


Curse you, juv3nal!
posted by carsonb at 3:51 PM on September 30, 2010


this thread is awesome jessamyn DO NOT EVEN FRONT
posted by elizardbits at 3:59 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


A VAST PENIS?

Are you unsure? There should be a VAS DEFERENS between a penis and the alternative.
sorry
posted by juv3nal at 3:59 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


I'm glad that no one mentioned that "upgoat" had attempted to take over "upboat" as the preferred slang nomenclature for upvote on reddit, otherwise this thread would have been headed in a whole different direction.
posted by Rhomboid at 4:09 PM on September 30, 2010


nah, that's a COCK & BALL story.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:09 PM on September 30, 2010


(you went off too soon there, Rhomboid)
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:09 PM on September 30, 2010


I dare someone to close this thread.
posted by cjorgensen at 4:10 PM on September 30, 2010


ALL-CAPS IS LOVE!
posted by Artw at 4:38 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


I actually would appreciate a serious answer to this too, as I also had the same problem and I didn't think I favorited that many comments lately? Did the daily limit get lowered?

I don't really understand the point of a daily limit, anyway, since I thought favorites were supposed to be up to us to decide how we wanted to use them. Some days on MetaFilter are better than others and on those days I give out a lot of favorites.
posted by Jacqueline at 4:42 PM on September 30, 2010


The limit has not changed. That said, it's 100 in a 24 hour period, not in a calendar day, to keep things simple. And it's intended as a kind of crazy upper limit, not a suggestion—the number of people who ever run into this limit is (I believe pb ran the numbers on this at some point) just really, really low. We put it in place more as a sanity check and a stopgap against crazy amok/abusive behavior than with the expectation that we'd see people running into it on a regular basis.

So, yes, favorites are pretty much yours to do with but reaching the limit is kind of outlier behavior to begin with and as far as I know there's no plan to change it.

That said, we can take a look and see if there's what looks like weird rogue behavior involved here, mrgrimm, if the 100-in-24-hours thing seems to you to be really off the mark. It's not impossible there's some weirdness there, since we have to deal with limit-related stuff so infrequently and so it wouldn't be super likely to come up.
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:49 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


Can we go back to being idiots now?
posted by Artw at 4:50 PM on September 30, 2010 [5 favorites]


BLOOGA BLOOGA BLOOGA BLOOGA MEEP MEEP MEEP!
posted by Artw at 4:51 PM on September 30, 2010 [4 favorites]


ICH KAN GLAS ESSEN OHNE MIR ZU SCHADEN
posted by cortex (staff) at 4:51 PM on September 30, 2010


I'M HERE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE JOKE IS PLEEEZ
posted by Think_Long at 4:54 PM on September 30, 2010


Bilder oder es passiert nicht
posted by found missing at 4:55 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


ICH KAN GLANS ESSEN OHNE MIR ZU SCHADEN

Befestigt dass für Sie
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:55 PM on September 30, 2010 [3 favorites]


Scheisse. Korrigiert
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:57 PM on September 30, 2010


HOLY CATS>
posted by nevercalm at 5:13 PM on September 30, 2010


EIN WITZ IN KAPSLÖCK

THERE WAS EINEN KLEINEN LITTLE BOY BORN TO PROUD PARENTS OLGA AND MATTHIAS NAMED GUNTHER.

HE WAS A HEALTHY LITTLE BOY.

WHEN HE REACHED THE AGE OF EINEN JAHREN OLD, HE WAS STILL A HEALTHY LITTLE BOY.

WHEN HE REACHED THE AGE OF ZWEI JAHREN OLD, HE WAS STILL A HEALTHY LITTLE BOY.

WHEN HE REACHED THE AGE OF THREE JAHREN, EVERYTHING WAS A-OK FINE BUT HE DID NOT SPEAK.

FOR THE REST HE WAS DAS SUPER, AND LATER HE WENT TO PRIMARIENSCHULE AND GOT ALONG FINE EXCEPT HE HAD AT THE AGE OF SECHS JAHREN OLD NOT SPOKEN A WORD.

THIS WENT ON FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

THE FAMILIEN GATHERED AROUND TO CELEBRATE GUNTHERS ACHTSTE GEBURTSDAGFESTEN. EVERYONE WAS HAPPY AND SUNG THE OLD SONGS THAT WENT "ACH, WAR ICH NOCH EIN KLEINE JUNGEN IM SCHWARZWALDGESCHMAECK" AND "IM WOHNZIMMER STEHT EIN TISCH" -- BUT NOT GUNTHER FOR HE HAD NOT YET SPOKEN A WORD IN HIS LIFE.

THEN THE SOUP WAS SERVED. EVERYONE WAS ENJOYING THEIR SOUP IN APPROPRIATE QUIETUDE, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, GUNTHER:

"Mutti, mein Suppe ist Kalt."

EVERYONE WAR NATURLICH GEFLABBERGAST. MUTTI UND VATI, AUNTIES AND UNCLES, EVERYONE DROPPED THEIR SPOONS AND OPENED THEIR MOUTHS REALLY WIDE LIKE A HANGAR OR A TUNNEL OR A STORAGE AREA OF SOME KIND.

WHEN MUTTI HAD COMPOSED HERSELF, SHE FINALLY MUSTERED THE GALL TO ASK WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING: "BUT WHY NOW, GUNTHER? WHY WAIT SO LONG? WHY ONLY NOW?"

SAID GUNTHER:

"Bis Heute war alles im Ordnung."
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:22 PM on September 30, 2010 [48 favorites]


Is that like an upskirt thing? But it's a photo of a keel and maybe a prop and a sexy bit of rudder?

Omig-d... that's... that's...

THAT'S THE LONGBOAT.

What have you fools done?!
posted by sonika at 5:25 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


Gefflabergast is my new favorite.
posted by crush-onastick at 5:44 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


I'm leaving this thread.
posted by cjorgensen at 5:54 PM on September 30, 2010


Motherfiretruck a favorite.
posted by Joseph Gurl at 7:01 PM on September 30, 2010


I know we're past this now but and well into longboning, but...

I don't even know why I'd move it, I just love that I can.

You may therefore be interested in THE GREATEST BOOKMARKLET OF ALL TIME!
posted by middleclasstool at 7:11 PM on September 30, 2010


Bis heute I was also a healthy little boy, but I busted a gut a minute ago.
posted by edguardo at 7:15 PM on September 30, 2010 [1 favorite]


mien gott
posted by clavdivs at 8:09 PM on September 30, 2010


mein
posted by found missing at 8:12 PM on September 30, 2010


Hold The Phone People! Are we all aiming for a favorites:favorited by others ratio? WHAT IS MY GOAL HERE?
posted by bluedaisy at 8:29 PM on September 30, 2010


I CANT EVEN SPEAK GERMAN IN LOWERCASE WHATS GOING ON HERE ANYWAY
posted by drinkyclown at 9:25 PM on September 30, 2010


ICH KANN IM LOWERCASENDEUTSCHENSPRECHENJohann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker - thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser - kurstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -ein -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache - auuber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker-kalbsfleisch -mittler -aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
posted by not_on_display at 9:49 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


HA! obviously i cannot cut and paste correctly im Deutsch.
posted by not_on_display at 9:50 PM on September 30, 2010


you know who else couldn't speak german in lowercase?
posted by UbuRoivas at 10:10 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
posted by Artw at 10:11 PM on September 30, 2010


Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in einen Metafilter blickst, blickt der Metafilter auch in dich hinein.
posted by killdevil at 10:19 PM on September 30, 2010 [2 favorites]


They call us the Bear Zoo.
posted by Artw at 10:23 PM on September 30, 2010


I read the boatporn upthread and was reminded of this shirt.

Which I sort of wanted before, but now I think if I get it I'll always think of it as a shirt for private times, and not for wearing in public or around the family or what have you.
posted by rewil at 11:50 PM on September 30, 2010


I've got popcorn and I'm enjoying the show.

(No seriously, went to see Easy A tonight and bought waaay too much junk food.)
posted by Devika at 12:56 AM on October 1, 2010


aber tat's echtlich kildevil?
posted by Wilder at 3:02 AM on October 1, 2010


i need the arrow thing, where do i get one?
posted by thinkpiece at 4:55 AM on October 1, 2010


They call us the Bear Zoo.

...hot.
posted by The Whelk at 6:10 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]


Gefflabergast is my new favorite.

I spent a semester studying Texas German, which is still spoken by some older folks in Central TX as their first language. It's got a lot of borrowings from English, but they tend to be sort of amusingly Germanized. The high point of the class was the guy who said that after a hard day's work he was totally ausgepooped.
posted by nebulawindphone at 7:12 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]


ARE WE STILL DOING ALLCAPS NAUTICAL PORN INNUENDO DIALOGUE OR WHAT?
posted by Mister_A at 7:52 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


THROW ME A LIFE SAVER.
posted by The Whelk at 7:54 AM on October 1, 2010


'I'LL DOUBLE YOUR ENTENDRE' SHE SAID, WHILE AT SEA, SUBTLY FLIRTING WITH HER VAGINA
posted by shakespeherian at 7:54 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


> ARE WE STILL DOING ALLCAPS NAUTICAL PORN INNUENDO DIALOGUE OR WHAT?

HERE'S YOUR WORD OF THE DAY
posted by Burhanistan at 7:57 AM on October 1, 2010 [2 favorites]


Urban Dictionary doesn't respect the sailors.
posted by Burhanistan at 7:59 AM on October 1, 2010


I CAST FLOTSAM AND JETSAM FREELY
posted by The Whelk at 8:02 AM on October 1, 2010


I LIKE BIG BOATS AND I HAVE ONE EYE
YOU OTHER LUBBERS CAN'T DENY
posted by cortex (staff) at 8:16 AM on October 1, 2010 [50 favorites]


WHEN A SCOW SAILS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WAIST
AND A PORTHOLE IN YOUR FACE
YOU GET SPRUNG
posted by elizardbits at 8:39 AM on October 1, 2010 [11 favorites]


EVEN THE DUNGAREES SHE'S WEARING
I'M CAPTAIN HOOK AND I CAN'T STOP STARING
posted by Burhanistan at 8:45 AM on October 1, 2010 [4 favorites]


Oh, cortex. You are my favorite.
posted by two lights above the sea at 8:48 AM on October 1, 2010


OH BABY, I WANNA GET AMIDSHIPS
THEN WALK YOUR BOWSPRIT
posted by Burhanistan at 8:49 AM on October 1, 2010 [4 favorites]


MY SEADOGS TRY TO WARN ME
BUT THAT HULL YOU GOT NEEDS A MOORING
posted by Burhanistan at 8:55 AM on October 1, 2010 [10 favorites]


this post is the first contribution of mine that i've ever favorited. thanks.

NOW SLIDE THAT YARDARM DOWN THE RATLINE AND GYBE MY JACKSTAFF!
posted by mrgrimm at 9:10 AM on October 1, 2010


'I'LL DOUBLE YOUR ENTENDRE' SHE SAID, WHILE AT SEA, SUBTLY FLIRTING WITH HER VAGINA

Flirtation with one's own genitals tends to be pretty subtle. Or not. Boats.
posted by SpiffyRob at 9:35 AM on October 1, 2010


MY ARAMADA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BIRLINN SON!
posted by The Whelk at 9:43 AM on October 1, 2010 [5 favorites]


IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!?
posted by Barry B. Palindromer at 11:42 AM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


You need to raise your standards, dude. Seriously. Demand more from your comments. Demand it.
posted by Decani at 12:36 PM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


Be the comment you want to see in the world.
posted by The Whelk at 12:40 PM on October 1, 2010 [4 favorites]


lolbuts
posted by The Whelk at 12:40 PM on October 1, 2010


ARRR YOU'RE ALL LETTING MY BOWLINE GET SLACK, GENTLE MARINERS!
posted by not_on_display at 1:27 PM on October 1, 2010


NOT ALL OF US, KTHX
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 1:49 PM on October 1, 2010


PULL! YOUR! WEIGHT!
posted by The Whelk at 2:02 PM on October 1, 2010


LISTEN TO THE COXSWAIN
posted by Burhanistan at 2:13 PM on October 1, 2010


STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!
posted by UbuRoivas at 2:21 PM on October 1, 2010


STROKE!
STROKE!
STROKE!
STROKE!
STROKE!
STROKE!

Oh damn! Wrong site- I thought I was on Meatfilter.com)
posted by pjern at 2:22 PM on October 1, 2010


Oh damn! Wrong site- I thought I was on Meatfilter.com Meatlifter.com

FTFY
posted by juv3nal at 2:31 PM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


YAARRRR! I LIKE BOOBIES!!
posted by Mister_A at 4:05 PM on October 1, 2010


YAARRRR! I LIKE BUOYS!
posted by The Whelk at 4:17 PM on October 1, 2010 [3 favorites]


BLUE FOOTED BOOBIES, AHOY!
posted by gingerbeer at 5:01 PM on October 1, 2010


Here is a thing that I wrote this afternoon. It turns out that everybody has the stage script for Glengarry Glen Ross online but nobody has the screen script with Baldwin's monologue.
posted by cortex (staff) at 5:03 PM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


I love seafood restaurants that have restrooms for "buoys" and "gulls".

A RIGHT FUNNY SEA-FARIN' PUN, THAT IS! YARRR!

'OW DO PIRATES SEEK SALARY INCREASES AND REDRESS OF GRIEVANCES?

ARRRRRBITRATION!
posted by Mister_A at 5:11 PM on October 1, 2010


I HAVE BEEN DOING PASTICHES OF WEBCOMICS RECENTLY THE LATEST IS ACHEWOOD


um

SWAB MY POOP DECK.
posted by The Whelk at 5:15 PM on October 1, 2010 [1 favorite]


...I'm so ashamed and alone.
posted by The Whelk at 2:43 AM on October 2, 2010


You're not alone, I'm here! Ashamed, I can't help you with.
posted by dg at 4:22 AM on October 4, 2010


Dancing Alone At the Weepy I Drinkin' N' Sobbin' Emporium.
posted by The Whelk at 4:43 AM on October 4, 2010


Sounds like my kinda place. Drinkin' and sobbing' I can do fine, though.
posted by dg at 5:08 AM on October 4, 2010


Stupid iPad keyboard. Insert ', except I don't dance' after 'place'.
posted by dg at 5:09 AM on October 4, 2010


iPad keyboards assume I want many more spaces in things then I want.
posted by The Whelk at 5:26 AM on October 4, 2010


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