Won't you be my MetaNeighbor?

April 30, 2004 3:02 AM

Who is your MetaNeighhbor? Of mine, one is alive, one is not.
posted by Dagobert to Bugs at 3:02 AM (49 comments total)

One is a nameless ghost (wierd) and the other is an actual neighbor.
posted by CunningLinguist at 5:31 AM on April 30, 2004

We did this before. I'll be buggered if I'm gonna bother searching for it, though.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:35 AM on April 30, 2004

Also : Satan is my neighbour!

*makes forked handsign thingo, bangs head, a la Beavis*
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:37 AM on April 30, 2004

we have done this before, but
*cue music*
these are the people in my neighborhood, in my neighborhood...

mss (alive) and Lame_Dave (less alive)
posted by amberglow at 5:58 AM on April 30, 2004

Um...I guess I've been away too long...what are you talking about?
posted by bingo at 6:50 AM on April 30, 2004

The person who joined just before or just after you.
posted by davehat at 6:55 AM on April 30, 2004

I'll play, zedzebedia (fairly alive) and gurly32 (not so much).
posted by plemeljr at 6:56 AM on April 30, 2004

emyd and zygoticmynci. Both apparently alive.
posted by pizzasub at 6:59 AM on April 30, 2004

It's pretty much a ghost town here in the early 1950s
posted by briank at 7:08 AM on April 30, 2004

Dead and Dead.
posted by jazon at 7:08 AM on April 30, 2004

Maybe we could delete all the inactive accounts to save on bandwidth! ;-p
posted by briank at 7:09 AM on April 30, 2004

Riptide, who only wakes up occasionally, a la Rip Van Winkle.

And an unmarked grave.
posted by orange swan at 7:10 AM on April 30, 2004

both dead without firing a shot.
posted by quonsar at 7:19 AM on April 30, 2004

and i see mefi itself is about ready to keel over for it's morning nap.
posted by quonsar at 7:20 AM on April 30, 2004

Hey, cut MeFi some slack. He had a few too many last night, and when he got back home that bitch JRun had locked him out of the house.
posted by Galvatron at 7:29 AM on April 30, 2004

petered out in early 2002 and doa.
posted by crunchland at 7:39 AM on April 30, 2004

Dead and deader. Incidentally, the people that MeFi shows as being my literal MeFi neighbors don't even live in the same state as me.
posted by jessamyn at 7:55 AM on April 30, 2004

Ghosts to the left of me... Ghosts to the right...
My nearest neigbours are at least two houses away. Spanish Jim seems dead, but ahimsakid seems alive and well.
posted by seanyboy at 8:14 AM on April 30, 2004

Hi trillion! *waves over the fence*

My other neighbour has not been back; he was always the quiet type, though, so no complaints there.
posted by carter at 8:16 AM on April 30, 2004

I have three dead neighbors on one side, and a terminal case (a single comment) and four corpses on the other.

Gonna be a rockin' block party this year.
posted by clever sheep at 8:56 AM on April 30, 2004

My neighbors are crush-onastick and Skylar. See also Kato and ka2emz (who is the only DB).
posted by piskycritter at 9:16 AM on April 30, 2004

Mine also seem to be MIA and MIA. I prefer not to think of them as dead, so much as they're napping.
posted by dejah420 at 9:33 AM on April 30, 2004

"Look to your left and to your right. Of the three of you, only one will be here graduating in four years."

I win! I win!
posted by The Michael The at 9:39 AM on April 30, 2004

How do you search for your temporal neighbor?
posted by lobakgo at 9:47 AM on April 30, 2004

I got fluffy battle kitten, who I could have sworn I saw post here back in the Pleistocene era but apparently not, and sivan, which is apparently Sanskrit for "Stillborn."
posted by chicobangs at 9:48 AM on April 30, 2004

Hi back at you carter. Unfortunatly, the dead don't wave back.
posted by trillion at 10:01 AM on April 30, 2004

madmanz123 (who isn't dead, but doesn't talk a lot) and diddlegnome (who appears to be in suspended animation.)
posted by Vidiot at 10:14 AM on April 30, 2004

Stav, Satan has your nose.
posted by Vidiot at 10:17 AM on April 30, 2004

i've got one dead neighbor (stpbro), and one that seems to be alive (prolific)
posted by darainwa at 10:24 AM on April 30, 2004

Dead and checks in once in a while. Hi Jon - you dere?
posted by Lynsey at 10:31 AM on April 30, 2004

My first thought was that this couldn't possibly be interesting since it's so arbitrary. But I notice that mine are both people who seem to have joined to express a single idea: a camgirl and some guy who has strong feelings about the pledge of allegiance.

I'd never read the camgirl thread. Weird.
posted by bingo at 10:48 AM on April 30, 2004

*puts dagobert on his pile of discarded users*
posted by The God Complex at 11:43 AM on April 30, 2004

Hmm. botono9 seems to have been contributing steadily enough to have developed Crusty Veteran Syndrom (CVS). zenn-la, on the other hand, has a single comment consisting entirely of the word "Arrrrrgh". Must've died as he wrote it.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 12:37 PM on April 30, 2004

dead (and three steps further) and dead (and two steps further)
posted by o2b at 12:51 PM on April 30, 2004

If I get tired, I get to stretch out over all three seats and take a nap.
posted by taz at 1:05 PM on April 30, 2004

mia and mia. one hasn't posted in 4 years, the other in 2, so i guess they could qualify as dead. ish.

DrJohn, zenn-la is my s/o, but he's never posted under that account. no arrgh's or anything...
posted by t r a c y at 1:05 PM on April 30, 2004

What if you are a Ghost? I guess it's appropriate, considering the graveyard I'm in. Go five houses down on either side, and you'll find 3 dead, 3 dead silent, 2 missing for about a year, and 2 that barely speak (but oddly enough both within the last two weeks...). I'm beginning to take this personally.
posted by GhostintheMachine at 1:10 PM on April 30, 2004

Interesting implications for relative percentages of active to inactive hereabouts.

Mine: Gyan and fizban. We are all members of the class of 040204, so I hesitate to call fizby dead.

Gyan is a fellow-Monkey. Also I'ma hafta figure out how he did that to his userpage - it makes his fez look so jaunty!
posted by mwhybark at 2:02 PM on April 30, 2004

oops.

fizban, sorry.
posted by mwhybark at 2:05 PM on April 30, 2004

How do you search for your temporal neighbor?

lobakgo: visit your user page and note the url, it should end with a number. now just edit that number in your browser address bar, and see who lives at the next highest and lowest.
posted by quonsar at 4:04 PM on April 30, 2004

* sigh * Like stavros, I'm also sure this has been done before, but it gives me one more opportunity to point out that none of the seven people who signed up just before me on March 15, 2002 apparently ever did anything but the 5K contest.

Which makes me the first official 14k MeFite. I should be collecting royalties for that, or something.
posted by yhbc at 5:42 PM on April 30, 2004

12 out of 13 of my "neighbors" are alive, woo.
posted by abcde at 5:47 PM on April 30, 2004

Which makes me the first official 14k MeFite.
Yeah, but didn't all you guys sneak in or something? Membership was closed when you got in, no?
posted by amberglow at 5:56 PM on April 30, 2004

quonsar--thank you, mystery solved.
posted by lobakgo at 7:07 PM on April 30, 2004

the 5K contest

???
posted by CunningLinguist at 12:06 PM on May 1, 2004

Ah, amber thanks for noticing that I'm still alive. After a move from Ohio to Michigan, 4 months in Mexico, a couple weeks in Korea, my company installing some internet filter that lists metafilter as a blocked porn site (and "we are logging this attempt to access"), Comcast having crap tv service but no broadband (maybe late May) I called a dial up place to day and noting 513 links and 12000+ comments since my last visit, yes I am alive. although my other neighbor tittergrrl is much more lively.
posted by mss at 2:22 PM on May 1, 2004

DrJohn, zenn-la is my s/o, but he's never posted under that account. no arrgh's or anything...

Well, it could have happened.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 5:31 PM on May 2, 2004

mss, you didn't miss that much...we've been holding off on posting the really good stuff til you got back. : >

4 months in Mexico? On the lam or something?
posted by amberglow at 5:40 PM on May 2, 2004

one dead, the other kinda quiet - like me.
posted by jann at 1:27 AM on May 3, 2004