A real man would say, "Take a knife, quonsar, and face Minya to the death." If they would not say that, they could at least say, "We'll shock both of you with electiricity until quonsar admits his lies." I would accept either decision.Metafilter should have retired a champion after this thread.
(Except for the ending)
posted by null terminated at 1:34 AM on September 18, 2005