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September 22, 2005 12:07 AM

Please put this on the sidebar. It is a stunningly brilliant piece of satirical writing.
posted by cmonkey to Etiquette/Policy at 12:07 AM (35 comments total)

Also
MY EYES, MY EYES!. F*CK. IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

Oh and thanks for the posting this crap, princess. If you're going to post something offensive, please make sure it's as long as possible.
posted by filmgeek at 12:09 AM on September 22, 2005

Man, what a shit post.
posted by grouse at 12:17 AM on September 22, 2005

It's like a chick tract without pictures.
posted by wakko at 12:19 AM on September 22, 2005

Still shaking head in disbelief. Makes me wonder why certain people are allowed to pro-create.
posted by Guerilla at 12:19 AM on September 22, 2005

In this case, I'm pretty anti-create.
posted by scody at 12:23 AM on September 22, 2005

I want this post to live.

Forever if possible.

Sometimes things are just too pure to allow to die and be forgotten.

Pehaps we need some sort of "alltime worst FFPs" section we can point people to as examples of what to never ever do?
posted by Jezztek at 12:23 AM on September 22, 2005

Pehaps we need some sort of "alltime worst FFPs" section we can point people to as examples of what to never ever do?

It needs to be framed and hung up on a museum. At least now MeTa readers will still be able to see it. Heh
posted by delmoi at 12:27 AM on September 22, 2005

its like watching a plane full of happy fluffy bunnies crash into a trainwreck full of baby puppies.
posted by wakko at 12:29 AM on September 22, 2005

Metatalk: framed and hung up on a museum
posted by ooga_booga at 12:37 AM on September 22, 2005

this just in: PrincessLara is Mike Brown's MeFi nick.

"Larie, you're doing a heck of a job."
posted by Hat Maui at 12:39 AM on September 22, 2005

*cries*
the poor widdle bunnies and puppies!
posted by dabitch at 12:45 AM on September 22, 2005

Makes me wonder why certain people are allowed to pro-create.

I always knew eugenics would make a comeback.

Just thank God she didn't post it on October 22, INTERNATIONAL ALL CAPS DAY.
posted by Dagobert at 12:58 AM on September 22, 2005

Best FPP evarr, you hectoring buffoons.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 12:59 AM on September 22, 2005

her/his comments in the thread are actually better than the post itself
posted by matteo at 1:07 AM on September 22, 2005

and by the way, thank God more Conservatives are joining the site -- we need their input so badly. no more liberal echo chamber, and all

*snicker*
posted by matteo at 1:09 AM on September 22, 2005

It needs to be framed and hung up on a museum.

Oops. Look, it's 3:14 here :P
posted by delmoi at 1:10 AM on September 22, 2005

Okay, I can't help it. Clearly, no further commentary is needed... but I just have to say that my favoritest part about the whole post was the "makes you think". This is just hilarious to me.
posted by taz at 1:15 AM on September 22, 2005

If that stays up I'm gonna start posting even more stuff from Craiglist that has subsequently been removed.

I mean, I thought this was supposed to be about links/hyperlinking/interweb stuff. Metafilter eating its own tail is a recipe for FuckedUpShite.
posted by gsb at 1:17 AM on September 22, 2005

oh, it will definitely be deleted... It's just sleepytime in the U.S. right now.
posted by taz at 1:27 AM on September 22, 2005

"Send this to 10 people in the next hour and your luck will change!!!!"
posted by NinjaPirate at 1:27 AM on September 22, 2005

Pehaps we need some sort of "alltime worst FFPs" section we can point people to as examples of what to never ever do?

Yeah, why not? This method worked for websites. It's fun to point and laugh.
posted by Pigpen at 1:30 AM on September 22, 2005

In the very least, I hope this makes an imact on the MeFi Wiki.
posted by Plinko at 1:37 AM on September 22, 2005

Impact. Impact. Jesus.
posted by Plinko at 1:37 AM on September 22, 2005

I'll be able to tell my grandchildren I was there.
posted by Joeforking at 1:49 AM on September 22, 2005

Best post ever
posted by angry modem at 1:50 AM on September 22, 2005

Your little princess is my little whore.
posted by ColdChef at 1:53 AM on September 22, 2005

"makes you think"

*CUE HORRIBLE NOISE OF RUSTY MACHINERY*
posted by matteo at 2:04 AM on September 22, 2005

This FFP was formatted so badly, at first I couldn't read the whole thing. I used the Sunday comics "Cathy" rule: only read the first panel and the last, because the middle six will invariably be variations on "Fat!" "Mom!" *gack!!*
In this case, the middle section was all *gack*.

So bad I'll cherish it forever.
posted by maryh at 2:26 AM on September 22, 2005

matteo : "and by the way, thank God more Conservatives are joining the site -- we need their input so badly. no more liberal echo chamber, and all

*snicker*"

Nonono, we need more well-spoken conservatives, not more ill-spoken loonies. We've got enough of them already.
posted by Bugbread at 2:26 AM on September 22, 2005

seriously, the problem with that post isn't that it's conservative. It's that it's FUCKING INSANE.

I agree that something posterity-like needs to be done for this one. Like a little box in the top right corner that says "If you do this, we will skull fuck you." that when you hover over it reproduces the post in its entirety.
posted by shmegegge at 3:06 AM on September 22, 2005

MetaFilter: Just to be clear, I don't want you to die.
posted by Wolfdog at 3:46 AM on September 22, 2005

The front page has been chock full of turds the last couple of days. This is just the jaunty dab at the top of the coilpile.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 3:46 AM on September 22, 2005

Stav, you made me do it:

MetaFilter: The jaunty dab at the top of the coilpile.
posted by Vidiot at 4:13 AM on September 22, 2005

*gack*
posted by OmieWise at 4:18 AM on September 22, 2005

I deleted it.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 4:20 AM on September 22, 2005