Matt? Bust a move, bro.

December 8, 2005 2:12 PM

Matt? Bust a move, bro.
posted by KevinSkomsvold to MetaFilter-Related at 2:12 PM (33 comments total)

Posted on MetaChat by eamondaly but too fun not to share here.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 2:13 PM on December 8, 2005

Everyone knows that the Haughey mansion is much more palatial than that.
posted by crunchland at 2:19 PM on December 8, 2005

Skillz.
posted by justgary at 2:26 PM on December 8, 2005

D-Kwon can teach anyone dance moves.
posted by holloway at 2:26 PM on December 8, 2005

Watch out, you'll a get get get get me drunk. Get me love drunk off your humps.
posted by arcticwoman at 2:28 PM on December 8, 2005

He's just celebrating AskMe's second anniversary.
posted by Rothko at 2:31 PM on December 8, 2005

Well, that rules out political office.
posted by selfnoise at 2:39 PM on December 8, 2005

One day, he will be led to techno, and it will change him forever.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 2:41 PM on December 8, 2005

Dear God, clicking on that link loads the term "my humps" into your Google toolbar. And gets that stupid fucking song stuck in your head. Curses!
posted by SashaPT at 2:43 PM on December 8, 2005

Uncanny — the entire routine without touching the medicine ball.
posted by rob511 at 2:53 PM on December 8, 2005

It's an exercise ball, and he touches it about halfway through.
posted by rxrfrx at 2:55 PM on December 8, 2005

The others in that meme are hysterical - these guys are so literal it becomes ironic again. I love the money and the screaming!
posted by fionab at 2:59 PM on December 8, 2005

by the way, that's the second link in my "My Humps" post earlier today.
posted by delmoi at 2:59 PM on December 8, 2005

*loquacious starts humping this whole thread like a bunny*
posted by loquacious at 3:31 PM on December 8, 2005

wow
posted by edgeways at 3:49 PM on December 8, 2005

The daily dancer guy's site is great. "Do you love me?" No DDR needed.
posted by fionab at 4:03 PM on December 8, 2005

I'm glad Matt found a new hobby after posing for videogame covers.
posted by Nelson at 4:19 PM on December 8, 2005

They call him 'Buffalo Bill.' He likes to skin his humps.
posted by Mayor Curley at 4:50 PM on December 8, 2005

Meta Dynamite
posted by caddis at 4:57 PM on December 8, 2005

rob511 said: Uncanny — the entire routine without touching the medicine ball.

Don't you worry, he's all over the ball in this one.

By the way, after 2/3 of a bottle of wine, this is very entertaining.
posted by jefbla at 5:27 PM on December 8, 2005

MetaFilter 2: Electric Boogaloo

I miss the < big> tag
/snif
posted by scarabic at 5:36 PM on December 8, 2005

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posted by moift at 5:41 PM on December 8, 2005

I am a failure :[
posted by moift at 5:41 PM on December 8, 2005

I broke into uncontrollable laughter at your comment, moift. From the bottom of my heart, I salute you.
posted by nomad at 5:56 PM on December 8, 2005

Thanks. I'm slightly less a failure.
posted by moift at 6:57 PM on December 8, 2005

wow.











wow.
posted by shmegegge at 7:46 PM on December 8, 2005

I'm sorry, NO ONE with a kid has that much energy.
posted by R. Mutt at 8:10 PM on December 8, 2005

heh. R. Mutt wins :)
posted by scarabic at 8:25 PM on December 8, 2005

It's a good thing this is separate from the Metasphere; for a $5 cover, I'd expect to see some skin.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:41 PM on December 8, 2005

I'm still laughing at BOTH of moift's comments. It's like a little quiz... "How did he/she do that"?
posted by Witty at 6:09 AM on December 9, 2005

The ballet corps turned him down, but nothing could kill the love of dance in his heart.
posted by orange swan at 6:55 AM on December 9, 2005

Thanks Witty. In case you're still wondering, I just patched the linked file.

private function mitigateFailure($text)
{
    return(($text == '<big') ? '<big> is beautiful' : $text);
}

posted by moift at 10:13 AM on December 9, 2005

I'd hit it.
posted by squirrel at 4:51 PM on December 9, 2005