Looking for an image posted to the grey/blue before

June 21, 2006 9:20 AM

I'm looking for a GIF or PNG I've seen posted to the grey/blue before. It's a stylised illustration of a stick-man with his hand up a cow's rear-end. The cow doesn't look altogether pleased.
The image is drawn in a road-sign fashion. I've tried searching for it but it didn't turn up. Can someone help me out?
Thank you.
posted by Evstar to MetaFilter-related at 9:20 AM (49 comments total)

lol
posted by thirteenkiller at 9:24 AM on June 21, 2006

you need it for a term paper that is due tomorrow, right?
posted by mathowie at 9:26 AM on June 21, 2006 [1 favorite]

Also, I'm looking for pics of barely legal girls dressed in corsets and high heels. For research purposes. PM me. TIA.
posted by dios at 9:28 AM on June 21, 2006

Okay, this one's for serious: someone posted an animated gif a couple weeks ago in one of the trainwreck threads (I believe here in the grey, but it might have been the infamous glowing dot gif thread in the blue). The image was a clip from SWE1, the Phantom Menace, with Obi-Wan & Qui-Gon fighting droids, and it cuts to an old lady falling off of a hobby horse.


I found it to be the most wondrous animated gif this side of the humping bulldog that pukes on his lover. Unfortunately, by the time I came back later to gaze upon its wonder once more, the foul villains at Image Shack had removed it, due to bandwidth constraints. So... it turns out I DO need that gif, and it IS for a term paper that is due tomorrow, now that you mention it.
posted by jonson at 9:44 AM on June 21, 2006

For the record, dios, the image I'm looking for is SFW. Pretty tame.
posted by Evstar at 9:46 AM on June 21, 2006

jonson, try the old "imageshack ate my homework" excuse
posted by mathowie at 9:47 AM on June 21, 2006

I'm looking for pictures of dios dressed in a corset and high heels. Willing to trade tentacle hentai.
posted by eyeballkid at 9:52 AM on June 21, 2006

Tag and move on, matt. Oh wait...
posted by Evstar at 9:59 AM on June 21, 2006

This was all I could find.
posted by brownpau at 10:03 AM on June 21, 2006

A valiant effort, brownpau, but that isn't quite it. There's no scenery or nuthin'. It's just a man with his arm up a cow's rump.
posted by Evstar at 10:06 AM on June 21, 2006

Good find, bp. I couldn't locate it. I tried searching for "sex with cows", and all I could find was pictures of Steve's mom.
posted by dios at 10:07 AM on June 21, 2006 [1 favorite]

Okay, now THIS time I'm serious. Can anyone out there help me identify the English title of this foreign art film? It may have played at a local art-house cinema, but I guess I missed it and it seems like the kind of thing I'd really be into. Note: (link goes to foreign art house page with NSFW arty imagery).
posted by jonson at 10:16 AM on June 21, 2006

I urgently need someone to post tubgirl to the Blue... for a term paper, of course.
posted by Krrrlson at 10:16 AM on June 21, 2006

and it cuts to an old lady falling off of a hobby horse

Man. I tried googling that the other day but made no progress. Consider that possibly-facetious request earnestly seconded.
posted by cortex at 10:20 AM on June 21, 2006

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posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 10:21 AM on June 21, 2006

If it would be of any help whatsoever I would be happy to stroll on down to the farm and take a picture of me fisting a cow. For your term paper, of course.
posted by rob paxon at 10:22 AM on June 21, 2006 [1 favorite]

Don't you guys care that my GPA might drop if I can't find the image in question? Term papers are serious business.
posted by Evstar at 10:22 AM on June 21, 2006

quonsar posted it in the chicken thread.
posted by horsewithnoname at 10:40 AM on June 21, 2006

It's just a man with his arm up a cow's rump.

Perhaps it's too much information, but I have a plethora of pictures of my father shoulder deep in a heifer. It probably doesn't help if I told you he was trying to inseminate her...
posted by sequential at 10:41 AM on June 21, 2006 [1 favorite]

Thanks! That's all I wanted. Wasn't so bad, was it?
posted by Evstar at 10:41 AM on June 21, 2006

It's times like these that I really feel Metafilter is like a big family...

*sob*
posted by Krrrlson at 10:45 AM on June 21, 2006

BP's is better FWIW.
posted by rob paxon at 10:46 AM on June 21, 2006

A big family that likes to startle livestock.
posted by horsewithnoname at 10:47 AM on June 21, 2006

For jonson and cortex:



And a bonus:


posted by monju_bosatsu at 11:02 AM on June 21, 2006

Double Bonus
posted by If I Had An Anus at 11:07 AM on June 21, 2006

posted by Gamblor at 11:13 AM on June 21, 2006

Ah... at last, my term paper is complete.
posted by jonson at 11:15 AM on June 21, 2006

monju_bosatsu, do you have that link to that Mario slash fic that you sent me a while back?
posted by dios at 11:32 AM on June 21, 2006

This?
posted by monju_bosatsu at 11:35 AM on June 21, 2006

No. It was the one you sent me in an email that I lost. It was slash fic that was called Mario and his 'Bros.' or something like that.
posted by dios at 11:40 AM on June 21, 2006

Is this really what you guys talk about when nobody else is around?
posted by Gamblor at 11:48 AM on June 21, 2006

brownpau, I don't think that is a hand..

1 UP
posted by Chuckles at 11:52 AM on June 21, 2006

Of course, you can always go to the source.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 11:54 AM on June 21, 2006

i am feeling up the love
posted by cortex at 12:13 PM on June 21, 2006

While we are on the subject, does anyone know where I can score some Mefi slash fic?
posted by dios at 12:20 PM on June 21, 2006

I wrote some but it was so exciting I kinda...ruined the manuscript.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 12:24 PM on June 21, 2006

I have some that I wrote myself, but I should warn you, it's all you & matteo, which is kinda gross.
posted by jonson at 12:24 PM on June 21, 2006

Every few pages Miguel runs into the scene, has an orgasm and disappears.
posted by jonson at 12:25 PM on June 21, 2006

That would require a totally different Migs Signal, wouldn't it?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:36 PM on June 21, 2006

Back in the day, dios, when the a-listers frolicked.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 12:39 PM on June 21, 2006

/me backs away slowly
posted by ewagoner at 12:39 PM on June 21, 2006

posted by If I Had An Anus at 1:33 PM on June 21, 2006

I'm looking for a GIF or PNG I've seen posted to the grey/blue before. It's a stylised illustration of a stick-man with his hand up a cow's rear-end. The cow doesn't look altogether pleased.

How about the one where the cow does look altogether pleased?
posted by leftcoastbob at 3:25 PM on June 21, 2006

Feature request: MetaGIF

All the chicken fucking you can handle.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 6:54 PM on June 21, 2006

posted by delmoi at 7:23 PM on June 21, 2006

whoever made that gif did a really shitty job putting vader in it. The really twists as he falls but vader goes straight down. Aldo, you can see his hands.
posted by puke & cry at 7:48 PM on June 21, 2006

The really real guy
posted by puke & cry at 7:49 PM on June 21, 2006

real life cow
posted by growabrain at 8:55 PM on June 21, 2006

Thanks! That's all I wanted. Wasn't so bad, was it?
posted by Evstar at 1:41 PM EST on June 21 [+fave] [!]

i also have it in mefi blue, if needed.
posted by quonsar at 2:43 PM on June 22, 2006