You're so meeean. December 23, 2006 2:29 AM Subscribe
"I do not like thee preachertom" That seems kind of cold.
"Maybe Christmas," she thought, "doesn't come from a store."
posted by dabitch at 4:00 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by dabitch at 4:00 AM on December 23, 2006
Fuck that miserable piece of shit. Fuck him unlubricated, with long splintery pieces of wood ripped from whorehouse shithouse floors, fuck him with Hitler's petrified dick.
Fuck him with in the eyeball with a sandy concrete dildo, fuck him on TV at the top of the Trump Tower with rolled-up, flaming copies of Business Week.
Cold? Fucker needs some warming up with the back of my goddamned hand, I say.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:04 AM on December 23, 2006 [3 favorites]
Fuck him with in the eyeball with a sandy concrete dildo, fuck him on TV at the top of the Trump Tower with rolled-up, flaming copies of Business Week.
Cold? Fucker needs some warming up with the back of my goddamned hand, I say.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:04 AM on December 23, 2006 [3 favorites]
You can tell the deletion reason was written by a lady.
posted by econous at 4:12 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by econous at 4:12 AM on December 23, 2006
I think stavros should write the deletion reasons.
posted by marxchivist at 4:26 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by marxchivist at 4:26 AM on December 23, 2006
econous, perhaps it's time you addressed jessamyn's enquiry.
posted by peacay at 4:28 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by peacay at 4:28 AM on December 23, 2006
Oh and stav, you didn't have a 16th century Archibishop of Glasgow as an ancestor by any strange chance did you?
posted by peacay at 4:40 AM on December 23, 2006 [3 favorites]
posted by peacay at 4:40 AM on December 23, 2006 [3 favorites]
Oh that is a most excellent link, peacay, thank you! If only it were so.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:42 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:42 AM on December 23, 2006
I think caddis is shilling for some lame site called MetaFiller or something like that. Look at his posts. They all link to that same site.
posted by BeerFilter at 4:43 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by BeerFilter at 4:43 AM on December 23, 2006
This is a very strange callout. It seems cold to say 'I do not like thee' to someone who was only on metafilter (and other community sites) to shill for business interests? Should he have been patted gently on the shoulder and offered a consolation milkshake?
posted by bingo at 5:29 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by bingo at 5:29 AM on December 23, 2006
And when he dies, let's dig up his bones and have the Pope put them on trial.
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:42 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:42 AM on December 23, 2006
peacay, read the context and try to work things out for your self. Alternatively post a metaTalk 'callout'.
posted by econous at 5:50 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by econous at 5:50 AM on December 23, 2006
And when he dies, let's dig up his bones and have the Pope put them on trial.
And when they are inevitably pronounced anathema, boil the rotten flesh from them and wire them together to build an ossisexual steam-powered fucking machine to satisfy the eternal idiot lusts of Paris Hilton, for that is a fine and apt destiny for the bones of a crucified shill.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:51 AM on December 23, 2006 [2 favorites]
And when they are inevitably pronounced anathema, boil the rotten flesh from them and wire them together to build an ossisexual steam-powered fucking machine to satisfy the eternal idiot lusts of Paris Hilton, for that is a fine and apt destiny for the bones of a crucified shill.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:51 AM on December 23, 2006 [2 favorites]
My God, Stav, you're in top form tonight.
posted by flabdablet at 5:56 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by flabdablet at 5:56 AM on December 23, 2006
*bows*
Thankee. The Power Of Christ Compels Me, or something.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:00 AM on December 23, 2006
Thankee. The Power Of Christ Compels Me, or something.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:00 AM on December 23, 2006
Can I just record anagramatically (sp/word) that this is:
CRAP HERE TOM
posted by tellurian at 6:00 AM on December 23, 2006
CRAP HERE TOM
posted by tellurian at 6:00 AM on December 23, 2006
What the hell is this callout about? Has the entire world gone mad?
peacay, read the context and try to work things out for your self.
econous, we've read the context. You're a jerk.
posted by languagehat at 6:06 AM on December 23, 2006
peacay, read the context and try to work things out for your self.
econous, we've read the context. You're a jerk.
posted by languagehat at 6:06 AM on December 23, 2006
What the hell is this callout about? Has the entire world gone mad?
Yes, and it's beautiful.
I assumed that peacay was reading MeFi with some extension or other (or just lofi) that preserves deleted threads, thought 'oh dear that seems rude' about the deletion reason, and posted this thread without noticing the earlier Metatalk thread that outed PreacherTom as a warmjelly scumbag.
But I was secretly hoping for the apocalypse, I admit.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:10 AM on December 23, 2006
Yes, and it's beautiful.
I assumed that peacay was reading MeFi with some extension or other (or just lofi) that preserves deleted threads, thought 'oh dear that seems rude' about the deletion reason, and posted this thread without noticing the earlier Metatalk thread that outed PreacherTom as a warmjelly scumbag.
But I was secretly hoping for the apocalypse, I admit.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:10 AM on December 23, 2006
econous, we've read the context. You're a jerk.
I think enonous is very careful about what it says, and very aware of the ways it uses language, and is a wee bit of a troll in the Real And Traditional Sense. Which is more interesting to me than dimwit sincerity sometimes, I'm sorry to admit.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:14 AM on December 23, 2006
I think enonous is very careful about what it says, and very aware of the ways it uses language, and is a wee bit of a troll in the Real And Traditional Sense. Which is more interesting to me than dimwit sincerity sometimes, I'm sorry to admit.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:14 AM on December 23, 2006
Yabbut... So what if a deletion reason is a little snarky? Is it worth a MetaTalk post? Why not just send jessamyn an e-mail?
By "peacay" I assume you mean caddis.
posted by languagehat at 6:16 AM on December 23, 2006
By "peacay" I assume you mean caddis.
posted by languagehat at 6:16 AM on December 23, 2006
And I think you're right about econous.
posted by languagehat at 6:16 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by languagehat at 6:16 AM on December 23, 2006
By "peacay" I assume you mean caddis.
Whoops: yeah.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:18 AM on December 23, 2006
Whoops: yeah.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:18 AM on December 23, 2006
And when he dies, let's dig up his bones and have the Pope put them on trial corpse, have a proper hanging and beheading with his head placed on top of a pole outside of MetaFilter Network, LLC.
posted by mlis at 6:53 AM on December 23, 2006
posted by mlis at 6:53 AM on December 23, 2006
And when he dies, let's dig up his bones and have the Pope put them on trial.
And when they are inevitably pronounced anathema, boil the rotten flesh from them and wire them together to build an ossisexual steam-powered fucking machine to satisfy the eternal idiot lusts of Paris Hilton, for that is a fine and apt destiny for the bones of a crucified shill.
Stav, man, no need to beat around the bush here. You're on MetaFilter, after all.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel?
posted by jason's_planet at 7:00 AM on December 23, 2006
And when they are inevitably pronounced anathema, boil the rotten flesh from them and wire them together to build an ossisexual steam-powered fucking machine to satisfy the eternal idiot lusts of Paris Hilton, for that is a fine and apt destiny for the bones of a crucified shill.
Stav, man, no need to beat around the bush here. You're on MetaFilter, after all.
Why don't you tell us how you really feel?
posted by jason's_planet at 7:00 AM on December 23, 2006
BTW, as i recall, the "I do not like thee" stuff was a comment in either the FPP in question or the MeTa callout. Jessamyn copied/pasted it, from what I can tell.
Anyway, it doesn't seem cold. It seems funny.
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 7:12 AM on December 23, 2006
Anyway, it doesn't seem cold. It seems funny.
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 7:12 AM on December 23, 2006
Gah, nope, I think I'm wrong. AND ON SUCH A CRUCIAL POINT.
...something something early something more coffee something something...
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 7:14 AM on December 23, 2006
...something something early something more coffee something something...
posted by 2or3whiskeysodas at 7:14 AM on December 23, 2006
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posted by moira at 2:32 AM on December 23, 2006