The only rational response is
your arrogance is very cute, dios. like a li'l braying baby donkey.
the truth is, however, that the "am i crazy" aspect of the question seems less pertinent to the nature of this question than you're making it out to be. the asker is not looking to be talked out of this by internet blowhards, but very specifically asks for suggestions and guidance as to how to go about making this idea a reality.
who are you to say this is immature and the questioner needs to grow up? you're NOT HELPING, only bloviating about how this idea doesn't fit into your tiny little authoritarian-worshipping worldview. and that's just not what askmetafilter is for, now is it?
to the asker: rent "i'll sleep when i'm dead" -- clive owen's character has a pretty sweet setup in his tall british cargo van. good ideas abound.
posted by Hat Maui at 8:32 PM EST on January 29