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So MeFi user Brian B. has chosen to use the recent Scientology thread to spread a bit of good old-fashioned antisemitism, selective quotes from the Talmud styley, explaining why, apparently, Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews, something my own rabbi omitted to mention at any point, starting here and continuing through the thread. As I am relatively new to posting here, I would like to ask what is the MeFi etiquette for dealing with a fellow MeFite who wants to use the site to spread racist propaganda of this sort. Because right now I am breathing very slowly and deeply and still seeing everything through an extremely red mist and I would appreciate some suggestions.
posted by motty to etiquette/policy at 3:18 PM (1723 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

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*grabs some kosher popcorn*
posted by Eideteker at 3:32 PM on May 13, 2007


Wait - I'm confused. Is this good old-fashioned antisemitism or is this racist propaganda. Because I'm a huge fan of racist propaganda but I like my antisemitism with a more post-modern edge.
posted by jonson at 3:35 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


metafilter: even the anti-semitism is snarky
posted by jourman2 at 3:39 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


I wouldn't say he's anti-semitic as much as he is vehemently anti-religion. If you look at his posting history, he's out there battling Christianity as well. Even his Posts are about the "evils" of religion.

Generally people who come to mefi with the single intent to get their views across on politics or religion rarely make good contributors. The site would be better without them. The majority are in that adolescent phase where they don't realize that the "great insight" they just had is the same arguments people have been making ad nauseam online and offline - for centuries.
posted by vacapinta at 3:43 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


He really goes off the deep end at the end there - classic post-and-run racist asshole argument style. Seems a bit out-of-sorts for him, though, at least after a quick glance at his posting history.

As I am relatively new to posting here, I would like to ask what is the MeFi etiquette for dealing with a fellow MeFite who wants to use the site to spread racist propaganda of this sort.

It's not been tolerated in the past.
posted by mediareport at 3:44 PM on May 13, 2007


"The majority are in that adolescent phase where they don't realize that the "great insight" they just had is the same arguments people have been making ad nauseam online and offline - for centuries."

Vacapinta, I made that same argument in the thread. And I've been making it for centuries. So nyah.
posted by Eideteker at 3:45 PM on May 13, 2007


Generally people who come to mefi with the single intent to get their views across on politics or religion rarely make good contributors. The site would be better without them.

Couldn't agree with you more.
posted by jason's_planet at 4:02 PM on May 13, 2007


Jesus H. Christ, it's racist to say that there are nasty things about gentiles in the Talmud and post-Talmudic commentators? Yeah, most of them have been compiled by those with anti-semitic leanings, but who do you expect to do it, the Jewish Press?
posted by greatgefilte at 4:02 PM on May 13, 2007


I agree that the post was out of line-- it bothered me. I wouldn't say it's antisemitism. Ignorant and inflammatory, maybe, but not bigoted.

It's easy to overlook such posts in long, emotionally charged, threads. So thanks, motty, for bringing this up.
posted by nilihm at 4:02 PM on May 13, 2007


Sweet, all we need is for someone to crap on the Muslims and we can call this the Enlightened Intolerance Hat Trick Weekend!
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 4:06 PM on May 13, 2007


motty, the MeFi etiquette is to flag the post by clicking on the exclamation mark in the brackets, and then choosing your reason. Or if you're really pissed off, point it out here on the grey, like you did. If the poster is found guilty of high crimes by a majority or an admin we burn him at the stake or exile him, and there is popcorn during the heated deliberations. My popcorn recipe is great: cooked in peanut oil with about a half teaspoon of dark roasted sesame oil added. Sometimes I go crazy and add grated parmesan cheese on top.
posted by tula at 4:15 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


[PARMESANIST]
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:16 PM on May 13, 2007


so, are we tired of these threads yet?
posted by pyramid termite at 4:20 PM on May 13, 2007


You know, tula, that sounds like a great popcorn recipe. Thanks.
posted by motty at 4:20 PM on May 13, 2007


eh - seems as though if something egregiously racist is posted in the blue it's not such a bad idea to have it pointed out as such. (*not egregist*, btb.)
posted by ~ at 4:26 PM on May 13, 2007


[PARMESANIST]

I read that as [PARMESATANIST]. A group I would join.
posted by dness2 at 4:29 PM on May 13, 2007


Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews, something my own rabbi omitted to mention at any point

Why are you using the present tense here when Maimonides lived 800-odd years ago and his philosophies are not followed by all Jews today?

so, are we tired of these threads yet?

so you continually piss on religion-related threads and complain about their quality of discussion within.

Nice racket you've got going there.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 4:30 PM on May 13, 2007


I agree with the callout; linking to a site which lists the Protocols of the Elders of Zion among its sources, and on its links page contains such gems as "I think that these following sites are right about some things" (link follows to Stormfront and David Duke) and "it's certainly worth considering the arguments of Holocaust Revisionism" is offensive and disturbing and provocative. (Sorry I can't quote directly, the site's on Geocities and it's predictably gone down from the Mefi-related traffic.) I've flagged Brian B's post already, but just to reiterate here that I think the callout is justified.
posted by jokeefe at 4:31 PM on May 13, 2007


Jesus H. Christ, it's racist to say that there are nasty things about gentiles in the Talmud and post-Talmudic commentators?

No, of course not. You did it nicely in that thread. What's ignorant and racist is to link to a disengenuous Stormfront-friendly site and call it "a comparative archive on Jews and Judaism."
posted by mediareport at 4:33 PM on May 13, 2007


I ain't never heard, seen nor smelled an issue that was so dangerous it couldn't be talked about.
posted by Captaintripps at 4:36 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


Jesus H. Christ, it's racist to say that there are nasty things about gentiles in the Talmud and post-Talmudic commentators? Yeah, most of them have been compiled by those with anti-semitic leanings, but who do you expect to do it, the Jewish Press?

There's a difference between asserting that there are nasty things about gentiles and linking to an anti-semitic, holocaust-revision supporting site, I think.

Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews, something my own rabbi omitted to mention at any point

Why are you using the present tense here when Maimonides lived 800-odd years ago and his philosophies are not followed by all Jews today?


It's a literary convention to describe the actions or arguments of texts in the present tense. Henry James is dead, but we would still write something like "James describes, in Portrait of a Lady, Isabel Archer's moment of indecision."
posted by jokeefe at 4:38 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B was of course in error to link to a questionable site, but I find the howling over it to be avoidance behavior over his silly Maimonides jab at reactionary Orthodox Jews.

Jab at the reactionaries, and they jab back.

But either his point about Maimonides teachings stands or it doesn't. I don't know and could care less, I just find the reaction here to be quite interesting, in a forensic sense.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 4:39 PM on May 13, 2007


Christianity is anti-semitic.
posted by hermitosis at 4:43 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Previous Brian B.-related beer and popcorn MeTa thread. Something about saliva and foreheads something something.
posted by Sonny Jim at 4:44 PM on May 13, 2007


so you continually piss on religion-related threads and complain about their quality of discussion within

please link to where i pissed on the one being discussed here ... or doesn't the truth matter?
posted by pyramid termite at 4:45 PM on May 13, 2007


I linked to a book by Shahak, which was linked from this site which appears to be a scholarly archive with disclaimers, although seemingly misrepresented by some here. (If they are to be believed, then by extension, Yahoo is therefore in league with the conspiracy offered by motty and anything on Yahoo should be discredited). It appears that Motty was angry at my comment that associated someone's observation of Scientology with the morally superior commentary of Miamonides (as I am always keen on providing historical context for ideas, if I know them), and they want to remove the evidence. Nevermind that Scientology was bashed upside and down again, and not even by me. I do understand the childish and ignorant tendency to censor a legitimate citation when proof is offered, but would never be stupid enough to condone it. Might as well disband the internet.
posted by Brian B. at 4:48 PM on May 13, 2007


Heywood Mogroot, I am neither an Orthodox nor, I like to think, a reactionary Jew. But I know antisemitism when I see it. And BB's point about Maimonides does not stand, since he seems to me to be suggesting that Maimonides says that it is ok to kill non-Jews, when this is in fact not the case. It is not necessary to 'be' anything in order to figure this out. Reading comprehension skills suffice.
posted by motty at 4:49 PM on May 13, 2007


Christianity is anti-semitic.

I'll bite.
posted by niles at 4:49 PM on May 13, 2007


Sweet, all we need is for someone to crap on the Muslims and we can call this the Enlightened Intolerance Hat Trick Weekend!

Good thing he didn't insult the prophet Muhammad (pb&j).

Ok, now do Jesus!
posted by Krrrlson at 4:50 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


Reading comprehension skills suffice

Insults don't help.

In your into to this thread you misrepresented Brian B's contribution to the thread about Maimonides :

"explaining why, apparently, Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews"

Was this intentional or accidental?
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 4:51 PM on May 13, 2007


Sonny Jim, well done!
posted by Brian B. at 4:52 PM on May 13, 2007


[never thought I'd + krrlson, but I hadn't seen the (pb&j) jab yet].
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 4:52 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B was of course in error to link to a questionable site, but I find the howling over it to be avoidance behavior over his silly Maimonides jab at reactionary Orthodox Jews

I think the howling is justified; about Maimonides, that's another discussion. I'm unhappy about the linking, and then the disingenious claims about it just being an article archive with "many of the books and articles written by Jews themselves!" The Maimonides debate is actually interesting, but it's a sideline to the real problem here: Brian B. linked to a not just questionable but an openly racist site. This is the issue for me, period.
posted by jokeefe at 4:54 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian Bigot, you are continuing to misrepresent Maimonides as one who claims it is ok to murder non-Jews, something that historically has been a habit of career antisemites but no-one else, and now you are attempting to comment in the thread set up to discuss your own racism and bigotry.

You really do have reading comprehension issues, don't you. Shahak is wrong. You are wrong. You do not understand what Maimonides wrote. Nor did Shahak. What could your motivation possibly be?

This has nothing to do with abhorrent Scientology. This is to do with your insistence on making some false equation between the moral bankruptcy of Scientology and the moral bankruptcy of 'Judaism as falsely understood by you.' Which only goes to demonstrate your own moral bankruptcy loud and clear. But don't stop. Keep digging. Fine by me.
posted by motty at 4:55 PM on May 13, 2007


or doesn't the truth matter

please show me where I was talking about only the Scientology thread with my comment about your contributions.

btw, all I'm saying is that we could use more of this and less of this here.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 4:55 PM on May 13, 2007


On preview: A "scholarly archive"? You have got to be fucking kidding me. Give it up, Brian.
posted by jokeefe at 4:56 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B. linked to a not just questionable but an openly racist site. This is the issue for me, period.

that is fallacious for the purpose of discussion, since BrianB's link did not go to the entire site in question, just the Israel Shahak piece on Maimonides.

Either the Maimonides link itself is apropos, accurate, etc. or it is not. motty's continual character assassination on Brian B for this, well, needs no further comment. Either you see it or you don't, obviously.

But I do admire motty's ability to take Brian B's "spin it as you wish" and run with it as he has.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:00 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Yeah, as much I dislike Maimonides (was more of a Nachmanides guy back in the day), that site is far from honourable, though as HM points out, the Shahak text is certainly has more bona fides.
posted by greatgefilte at 5:01 PM on May 13, 2007


please show me where I was talking about only the Scientology thread with my comment about your contributions.

"so you continually piss on religion-related threads"
posted by pyramid termite at 5:01 PM on May 13, 2007


"I read that as [PARMESATANIST]. A group I would join."

Holy crap, I think you've just invented the counter-religion for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
posted by Eideteker at 5:03 PM on May 13, 2007 [13 favorites]


Oy vey, this kvetch aout this mamzer BrianB's racist chutzpah is making me plotz!
posted by Second Account For Making Jokey Comments at 5:04 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Hi Heywood Mogroot. You'll need your reading comprehension skills. Any problems you have, please post some more. We'll explain the bits that are too hard for you.
posted by motty at 5:07 PM on May 13, 2007


so you continually piss on religion-related threads

'continually' here:

"so you continually piss on religion-related threads"

is not referring only the Scientology thread , p.t.

this is silly
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:11 PM on May 13, 2007


(I wonder what Paulsc has to say about all this)
posted by forallmankind at 5:12 PM on May 13, 2007


To make clear what we're arguing about, let me post the full text of the introduction to Alabaster's Archive. That is the site linked to by Brian B. with this phrase: "It's a comparative archive on Jews and Judaism with mostly Jewish authors. Please don't hurt them or destroy their books." He presents as a neutral, factual site. Here is the full text of the introduction from the front page of Alabaster's archive:
This Archive comprises a collection of texts which I have found useful to my study of Jews and Judaism. They were selected for their often surprising contrast in perspective compared to mainstream news and historical sources.

All of these texts have been verified against hardcopy originals and most were first prepared for the web by this editor, including The Zionist Plan for the Middle East and the less commonly known translation of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, The Jewish Peril.

No claims are made regarding the factual nature of these documents, merely that what was printed on paper is accurately reproduced in these editions.

Copyright has been granted by permission for some texts, a couple of publications have been discontinued, a few works were not published with copyright reserved, and the remainder are published here for the purposes of non-profit scholarly review and critical community education pursuant to the "fair use" clause in American copyright law.

This archive is always growing—typically one or more papers per week—and its goal is to present a serious full-text research resource of scholarly materials devoted to Jewish and Israeli religion, history, extremism, fundamentalism, and global socio-political power.

Best wishes and good reading,

Alabaster
This is anti-semitism. No bones about it.
posted by Kattullus at 5:14 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


You'll make your points better by keeping a civil tongue, motty. I for one am pretty sick of the internets filling to the brim of their tubes with people questioning each other's reading comprehension.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:15 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


"so you continually piss on religion-related threads"

is not referring only the Scientology thread , p.t.

spin it all you want, heywood, it was a lie, and it's been proven BY YOURSELF to be one, even though you don't have the guts to actually admit it

so next time you or someone else starts complaining about my "pissing", i can disregard it as the smear campaign it is and always was

i'm not the reason these threads go bad, so you can just quit lying about it

over and OUT
posted by pyramid termite at 5:18 PM on May 13, 2007


We'll explain the bits that are too hard for you

The question boils down to comparability of in-group/out-group morality divides between what Maimonides taught 800 years ago (and that is apparently still ascribed to by the Orthodox community) and Hubbard's "fair game" outlook wrt non-Scientology enemies.

Your "Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews" in this metatalk's into is a gross misstatement of Brian B's original point about this parallellsim and I wish you would address it.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:19 PM on May 13, 2007


How could "continually" be possibly referring to a single post by you, p.t? Hello? Hello?
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:20 PM on May 13, 2007


He presents as a neutral, factual site.

That is a another lie.
posted by Brian B. at 5:20 PM on May 13, 2007


I read that as [PARMESATANIST].

Gratin' Satan, eh?
posted by jonmc at 5:22 PM on May 13, 2007


which appears to be a scholarly archive with disclaimers, although seemingly misrepresented by some here.

Actually, it's pretty much precisely what you did, from my reading of your description of the site, both in the original thread and in this MeTa thread.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:23 PM on May 13, 2007


Anyway, why must these threads always be about diests?
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:24 PM on May 13, 2007


Better than being about dios.
posted by Jimbob at 5:24 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


You make a good point, Astro Zombie. When Brian B. wrote the following:

"It is perfectly ok to lie to, cheat, steal from, or even kill a non-Scientologist."

I had no idea that Hubbard was familiar with Maimonides.

and Heywood Mogroot described my characterisation of BB's comment as "explaining why, apparently, Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews" as a misrepresentation, you are indeed quite right to point out that it is not necessarily reading comprehension skills issues that are going on and that it was wrong of me to jump to such a premature conculusion.

Thank you for the clarification.
posted by motty at 5:25 PM on May 13, 2007


now you are attempting to comment in the thread set up to discuss your own racism and bigotry.

Um, is he not allowed to defend himself?
posted by poxuppit at 5:27 PM on May 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


motty wrote:

You make a good point, Astro Zombie. When Brian B. wrote the following:

"It is perfectly ok to lie to, cheat, steal from, or even kill a non-Scientologist."


I never wrote that either.
posted by Brian B. at 5:28 PM on May 13, 2007


I sort of agree with Motty, but I smell a flame out coming, and can't help but salivate.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:28 PM on May 13, 2007


Don't salivate too much or you'll put out the flames. Unless, of course, you salivate gasoline, in which case drool con brio.
posted by jonmc at 5:29 PM on May 13, 2007


As a result of my drinking habit, I salivate 151 proof rum.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:30 PM on May 13, 2007


For the record, motty was wrong and is trying to get even. He found a few chumps to assist.
posted by Brian B. at 5:30 PM on May 13, 2007


*kisses Astro Zombie passionately*
posted by jonmc at 5:31 PM on May 13, 2007


motty: the issue, to me, is that Maimonides, whatever he says [assuming it lines up with greatgefilte's comment], is not an Absolute Moral Authority for ALL JEWS LIVING TODAY, while your:

"Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews"

implies that Brian B is asserting that Maimonides' teachings are moral law for ALL JEWS LIVING TODAY.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:31 PM on May 13, 2007


He presents as a neutral, factual site.

That is a another lie.


Okay, Brian B., let me post everything you've said about the site so far, including your links:
motty, there is evidence. Spin it as you wish.
posted by Brian B. at 4:14 PM on May 13 [+] [!]

in case it's not immediately transparent, brian b.'s link above in support of his earlier skeetchy statement is to the protocols of the elders of zion. holy creepy shit.)

It's a link to Israel Shahak's book, actually.
posted by Brian B. at 4:44 PM on May 13 [+] [!]

How embarassing for me. It's several links above the ones to the "protocols".

Embarrassing for you indeed. It's a comparative archive on Jews and Judaism with mostly Jewish authors. Please don't hurt them or destroy their books.
posted by Brian B. at 5:26 PM on May 13 [+] [!]

mediareport, they don't reference it as factual, see the disclaimer on the main page. I can't tell if you are lying or just misinformed.
posted by Brian B. at 6:53 PM on May 13 [+] [!]

posted by Kattullus at 5:33 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Well, let's get some clarification on this, because if it okay, I've got some killing to do.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:33 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


The site would be better without them.

I agree, and I'd add that the site would be better without comments like "Brian Bigot" or "We'll explain the bits that are too hard for you."

I know that sometimes, it's difficult to achieve respectful discourse. I've been there. I sympathize. But reach for it anyway.
posted by cribcage at 5:33 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Should have read: "said so far in the original thread" (I really shouldn't be doing this while I have a sinus infection, but some things you just can't let slide by).
posted by Kattullus at 5:34 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian Bigot, you are continuing to misrepresent Maimonides as one who claims it is ok to murder non-Jews, something that historically has been a habit of career antisemites but no-one else, and now you are attempting to comment in the thread set up to discuss your own racism and bigotry.

This is approaching libel. I respectfully ask that anyone else who does not agree with the above reaction distance themselves because it's getting personal and a target is being selected.
posted by Brian B. at 5:34 PM on May 13, 2007


I never wrote that either.

Sorry, Brian. Yes you did.
posted by motty at 5:36 PM on May 13, 2007


Nope, I quoted it for context.
posted by Brian B. at 5:37 PM on May 13, 2007


Thanks cribcage. I'm as guilty as being too flip and abrasive as anyone. The threads aren't the problem, it's the dialogue, and we are in control of that, modulo false-flag and other anti-social online twattage.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:38 PM on May 13, 2007


All I know if that Maimonides was responsible for that "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime" aphorism, and I haven't trusted him since.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:38 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


I don't know, Brian B. seems to have the anti-semitic patter down pretty much perfectly, and I can't figure out why the hell Heywood Mogroot is so interested in defending the wiggle room that anti-semitic assholes often try to give themselves.
posted by OmieWise at 5:39 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


(prays for "no you di-int response)
posted by forallmankind at 5:40 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B. is so obviously a troll; maybe a crypto-antisemite, but more of a troll. Motty -- please stop responding to him, you're just encouraging his trollery.
posted by Mid at 5:40 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


I dislike character assassination of all stripes.

brian b hasn't said anything in this thread or its antecedent to raise a flag, other than describing the site he pulled the article from an "archive".
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:41 PM on May 13, 2007


I see motty apparently isn't going to respond to my above.

Good day.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 5:42 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B. seems to have the anti-semitic patter down pretty much perfectly,

Patter? Let's call it 'shtick,' just to noodge him.
posted by jonmc at 5:43 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Anybody wanna go for knishes?
posted by greatgefilte at 5:45 PM on May 13, 2007


DID NOT!

DID TOO!

DID NOT!

/only read last few comments in thread
posted by Kwine at 5:46 PM on May 13, 2007


and some noodle kugel?
posted by jonmc at 5:47 PM on May 13, 2007


Mmm, lokshen...
posted by greatgefilte at 5:48 PM on May 13, 2007


Three thousand years of beautiful arguments for killing gentiles: from Moses Maimonides to Sandy Koufax, you're damn right I'm living in the past!
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:48 PM on May 13, 2007 [5 favorites]


it's getting personal and a target is being selected.
posted by Brian B. at 5:34 PM on May 13 [+]


are you still selecting your target, Brian?
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 5:49 PM on May 13, 2007


Wow, I'd forgotten what a clueless dick Brian B. was in that evolution post. He may well be an anti-semite, but I also think he probably just doesn't understand a lot of what he talks about.
posted by OmieWise at 5:49 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Good call, jon.
posted by OmieWise at 5:50 PM on May 13, 2007


I am the target, partridge. Read motty's quote.
posted by Brian B. at 5:50 PM on May 13, 2007


Think nothing of it, boychik.
posted by jonmc at 5:50 PM on May 13, 2007


Omiewise, I don't remember you in that thread. Perhaps you could link a comment or two.
posted by Brian B. at 5:51 PM on May 13, 2007


I don't think I commented in that thread either, but that doesn't preclude me from reading it and thinking you came off as a raging asshole, Brian. Perhaps you are just not aware of how you present yourself to other.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:53 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Astro Zombie, no love lost there, but if it wasn't to you, why are you so offended?
posted by Brian B. at 5:56 PM on May 13, 2007


clueless dick meet raging asshole... erm
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 5:56 PM on May 13, 2007


Astro Zombie, no love lost there, but if it wasn't to you, why are you so offended?

I have very dainty sensibilities.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:57 PM on May 13, 2007


raging asshole

Scorsese's abortive venture into pornography, of course.
posted by jonmc at 5:57 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Yes, the Jooz are targeting you, Brian B. It's clearly a conspiracy. Run, before they eat your brain.
posted by Krrrlson at 5:58 PM on May 13, 2007


I have very dainty sensibilities.

Or you really meant another thread somewhere.
posted by Brian B. at 5:59 PM on May 13, 2007


Also, I thought he meant the Oscar-winning Chinese film "Clueless Dick, Raging Asshole."
posted by Krrrlson at 5:59 PM on May 13, 2007


It is just me, or are Brian's points increasingly hard to parse?
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:00 PM on May 13, 2007


Well, I'm going to have to go ahead and stick by Brian B, for obvious reasons. I assume blue_beetle is with us as well.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 6:03 PM on May 13, 2007


aww - he's not going for the sympathy vote based on mental instability is he? Boo!
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 6:03 PM on May 13, 2007


Also, I thought he meant the Oscar-winning Chinese film "Clueless Dick, Raging Asshole."

Which thread did we disagree in Krrrlson?
posted by Brian B. at 6:05 PM on May 13, 2007


It is just me, or are Brian's points increasingly hard to parse?

if jooz were eating your brain, you'd be increasingly hard to parse, too
posted by pyramid termite at 6:07 PM on May 13, 2007


"Sweet, all we need is for someone to crap on the Muslims and we can call this the Enlightened Intolerance Hat Trick Weekend!"

I've crapped all over Islam and Xianity around here too, and even Hinduism and Wicca from time to time. But hey, if you want a special weekend, let me reiterate that Muhammad was a pedophile. Are you happy now?

And yes, Brian B. is clearly being targeted by fans of Judaism (for lack of a better term; I doubt most of his critics are practicing halachic Jews).
posted by davy at 6:08 PM on May 13, 2007


*breaks down, reads thread*

Oh, you're the forehead salivation guy! Don't let the haters get you down, Brian B. I'm glad you're in my life.
posted by Kwine at 6:09 PM on May 13, 2007


clueless dick meet raging asshole... erm
posted by The_Partridge_Family


Sounds like a fun Saturday night to me!
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 6:09 PM on May 13, 2007


dnab, it's a 'clueless' dick remember? It'd probably try to penetrate someone's nostril. Then the raging asshole would get pissed and attack the mailman, but it has no teeth so it's just gum the poor guy black and blue.
posted by jonmc at 6:11 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


then call 1-800-BRIAN-HATEZ-JOOZ
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 6:12 PM on May 13, 2007


Okay, so I've ctrl+f searched through all the texts of Maimonides that I could find on the internet for his views on murder*, the only place where he mentions it is in verse 289 of the Negative Commandments of the Mishneh Torah where he says: "Not to kill an innocent person, as it is written "thou shalt not murder" (Exodus 20,12; Deuteronomy 5,16)." I did this haphazardly and I'm sure there are texts I missed. But as far as I can tell, Maimonides was dead against murder.

That said, that's not the issue here. Linking to a site that is obviously anti-semitic without noting its anti-semitism it's is not the same as saying "Christ killer" but it's the same as saying "hey, I've got this book, Protocols of the Elders of Zion... it's a new translation and everything."


*looking for the words 'kill' and 'murder.'
posted by Kattullus at 6:12 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


So Katullus, if the only place I can find a notation that "grass is very often greenish" is on a site put up by a group you dislike, I should just go on letting people say "All grass is purple!", right?
posted by davy at 6:18 PM on May 13, 2007


Well, there is such a thing as confirming from multiple sources. If only one source says grass is green, and that source hates purple, I would start to suspect grass might be purple.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:20 PM on May 13, 2007


davy - No one cared the first time; I mean, consider the source.

I still don't get the (pb&j) thing.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:22 PM on May 13, 2007


fans of Judaism

oy, that Moses is so dreamy...
posted by jonmc at 6:25 PM on May 13, 2007


Here's a link to Shahak from a bible site, which may please Kuttullus less or more, I can't tell. Now she can argue that Christians are antisemites if she dares.
posted by Brian B. at 6:26 PM on May 13, 2007


dnab, it's a 'clueless' dick remember? It'd probably try to penetrate someone's nostril. Then the raging asshole would get pissed and attack the mailman, but it has no teeth so it's just gum the poor guy black and blue.
posted by jonmc


you owe me a new keyboard.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 6:27 PM on May 13, 2007


The grass is green, Jews drink Christian blood and think they are allowed to murder non-Jews with impunity. Welcome to the wonderful world of davy's truisms.
posted by Krrrlson at 6:28 PM on May 13, 2007


Guilt by association fallacy, for anyone who wonders how miseducated my opponents might be.
posted by Brian B. at 6:30 PM on May 13, 2007


The grass is green, Jews drink Christian blood and think they are allowed to murder non-Jews with impunity

No, no, no...the grass is green because the Jews water it with the blood of the Christians they are allowed to kill. Did you misplace the Handbook?
posted by jonmc at 6:30 PM on May 13, 2007


I don't think Brian B is an anti-semite. I just think he's got a screw loose. Either way the site doesn't need him.
posted by empath at 6:31 PM on May 13, 2007


I think we were all a little curious.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:31 PM on May 13, 2007


I don't think Brian B is an anti-semite. I just think he's got a screw loose. Either way the site doesn't need him.

Can't argue with someone who speaks for the site, unless they really don't, and just think they do and have a screw loose.
posted by Brian B. at 6:33 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B., you know the Protocols of the Elders of Zion are an antisemitic fake, right?
posted by LobsterMitten at 6:33 PM on May 13, 2007


Alvy: this should help you out.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 6:33 PM on May 13, 2007


it's the proctologists of the elders of zion you really need to watch out for
posted by pyramid termite at 6:36 PM on May 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


Is there something I should be doing about this?
posted by jessamyn at 6:37 PM on May 13, 2007 [8 favorites]


Hm, interesting, I've been looking into some other legal opinions of Maimonides regarding gentiles. Interesting stuff, to say the least. I'll post some in the original thread.
posted by greatgefilte at 6:37 PM on May 13, 2007


(also, whenever there's some grand conspiracy theory, it's always the Jews, the Jews, the Jews. Just for variety,c an we blame someone else for a change? I'm thinking maybe the Norwegians.)
posted by jonmc at 6:38 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Brian B.: Here's a link to Shahak from a bible site, which may please Kuttullus less or more, I can't tell. Now she can argue that Christians are antisemites if she dares.

It's also a conspiracy theory site that includes such gems as The Illuminati and The Council on Foreign Relations. It seems to rather bolster my argument, don't you think?

(and my wife demands that I mention that I'm a dude)
posted by Kattullus at 6:40 PM on May 13, 2007


LobsterMitten, I have never heard of Protocols except in title, but I thought it was the pro-apocalyptic book Timothy McVeigh used to blow up the building in Oklahoma. Turns out it was another book, probably mentioned in the same phrase. Either way, the Shahak book I linked is apparently undisputed, as well as the general idea. It roundly appears to be a bluff for those who are blind. Maimonides obviously provided for anti-gentile bigotry on his own, in a historical context to be sure, but highly regarded nonetheless.
posted by Brian B. at 6:42 PM on May 13, 2007


Heywood, you tell me that "Your 'Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews' in this metatalk's intro is a gross mistatement of Brian B's original point about this parallellism and I wish you would address it.". (typos fixed)

But I already have. I do not believe that I could address that point more if I wanted to. And I don't. Truth is, I didn't even want to get into this nonsense in the first place, but I have this weird problem with people spreading abject lies about my cousins the frummers.

This is getting awful boring now. Please come with a new point, if you have one. Actually, on second thoughts, please don't.
posted by motty at 6:43 PM on May 13, 2007


Here's a link to Shahak from a bible site, which may please Kuttullus less or more, I can't tell. Now she can argue that Christians are antisemites if she dares.

Funnily, Christian anti-semites are mentioned n the very page you link to...

Jewish-American intellectuals abandoned liberalism for a series of demented alliances with the Christian (antisemitic) right ...
posted by Jon Mitchell at 6:43 PM on May 13, 2007


The fact of the matter is that (to quote I forget who in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice) "The Devil can cite Scripture for his purpose," as illustrated in this Xian sermon. I'll be the Stormfront upholds the theories of Gravity and Special Relativity too, does that make them Nazi doctrines? (And to be clear, speaking only for myself, I think the Protocols are fake.)

And Alvy, huh? To quote section of that Wikipedia article headed "Evidence that Aisha was nine":

The hadith collections of Bukhari (d. 870) and Muslim b. al-Hajjaj (d. 875) are in general regarded as the most authentic by Sunni Muslims. Both quote Aisha herself claiming she was six or seven at the time of her marriage and nine when the marriage was consummated.

Are you disputing the isnad of those hadiths? Or are you saying the Wikipedist who said it made shit up (and wiser folks let it stand)? Or are you just picking on me personally, trolling me to "watch" me get all confused again?

Um, Jessamyn, if you feel you must do something you might close this Metatalk thread. I wouldn't object if you deleted all the comments in the referred-to thread in the Blue that ain't about Scientology specifically; it'd at least be "fair" and even-handed "censorship". Or you could just go swimming and ignore this whole shitstorm in a thimble, which'd be my personal recommendation. (I'm delaying washing dishes now.)
posted by davy at 6:43 PM on May 13, 2007


I thought it was the pro-apocalyptic book Timothy McVeigh used to blow up the building in Oklahoma.

i think jessamyn should get a lot more respect here ... libraries must be fucking dangerous
posted by pyramid termite at 6:44 PM on May 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


Katullus, no. A hydraulic jack won't bolster YOUR argument.
posted by davy at 6:45 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B. please do us all a favor in the future and take five seconds to investigate these "scholarly archives" you continue to link to.

Protip: Any site that hosts a copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and doesn't mention in huge bold letters that it's antisemitic bullshit isn't a completely reliable site.
posted by crashlanding at 6:45 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


*suspects motty is sitting around on ratty sofa, smoking pot and listening to Pink Floyd*
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 6:47 PM on May 13, 2007


It seems to rather bolster my argument, don't you think?


Actually, you don't have an argument. It just means that you'll avoid the reference.
posted by Brian B. at 6:48 PM on May 13, 2007


davy: It was the last one, the personal picking on thing (I'm avoiding folding laundry :D).
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:49 PM on May 13, 2007


This is from wikipedia on Shahak and it sounds awfully familiar:

"David Duke mourned Shahak, stating he had exposed "numerous examples of hateful Judaic laws... that permit Jews to cheat, to steal, to rob, to kill, to rape, to lie, even to enslave Christians,"[26] and dedicated his book Jewish Supremacism to him.[27][28] In the introduction to the 2002 edition of the book Norton Mezvinsky, Shahak's co-author on Jewish Fundamentalism in Israel, writes that antisemites and antisemitic groups "utilize unduly Shahak's criticisms in trying to justify their hatred of Jews. They have continued to do this either by citing and/or using out-of-context some of Shahak's points.""
posted by crashlanding at 6:50 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


LobsterMitten, I have never heard of Protocols except in title, but I thought it was the pro-apocalyptic book Timothy McVeigh used to blow up the building in Oklahoma.

Nope, Turner Diaries.

A friend of mine died in the Murrah building.
posted by dw at 6:54 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B. please do us all a favor in the future and take five seconds to investigate these "scholarly archives" you continue to link to.


crashlanding, that's a civil request, although the messenger is not the point here.
posted by Brian B. at 6:55 PM on May 13, 2007


the messenger is not the point here.

I thought the point was that links to hate groups, or groups spreading hate propaganda, don't usually stay on Mefi. So the messenger (ie the site you linked to) is the point of this thread.
posted by LobsterMitten at 6:57 PM on May 13, 2007


Wow, did the Jews run over his dog?
posted by Many bubbles at 6:59 PM on May 13, 2007


Not just run over, they utterly slaughtered the Canine-ites.
posted by greatgefilte at 7:00 PM on May 13, 2007 [8 favorites]


(Though whether that actually happened is a bone of contention amongst Near Eastern archaeologists)
posted by greatgefilte at 7:03 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Brian: I've been giving you a bit of a hard time but, despite the dubious accolade of being dubbed a clueless dick *and* a raging asshole in one thread (not mention 2x "uninformed prick" in the evolution post), I still think your "stop salivating on your forehead" comment is fucking hilarious and I will always love you for that. Give my regards to the ADL :-)
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 7:03 PM on May 13, 2007


the Shahak book I linked is apparently undisputed, as well as the general idea.

Also, that's not true. For example, the wikipedia page that you linked to about Shahak describes the ongoing dispute over his book.

I think crashlanding expressed the common sense view here: if a site links to the Protocols as the work of a Jewish writer, or as an interesting bit of Jewish history, that's a tip off that it is a crackpot conspiracy site at best, and a dedicated hate site at worst. Presenting Shahak's work as if it were uncontroversially a statement of facts seems to be in this category too.
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:03 PM on May 13, 2007


I thought the point was that links to hate groups, or groups spreading hate propaganda, don't usually stay on Mefi. So the messenger (ie the site you linked to) is the point of this thread.

You mean censoring a citation. That would be odd if you can eliminate all the citations you disagree with and then claim that someone is wrong because they can't prove it.
posted by Brian B. at 7:04 PM on May 13, 2007


Ok, so Brian B., it turns out, is kind of a creepy douchetruck.

However, I would like to say that Judaism is a religion and not a "race" within any reasonable meaning of the term (and therefore "racist" is the wrong word).

Sorry for interjecting this. My family is very religiously mixed and also scarred from stuff like that.

Back to your regularly scheduled callout.
posted by psmith at 7:07 PM on May 13, 2007


Okay, let's agree then. All of the cowardly fascists who would censor a citation, state your agreement. It's apparent who opposes, because they actually made the attempt.
posted by Brian B. at 7:07 PM on May 13, 2007


You offer that site as if it were good evidence for your point. Other people have given reasons why it is not good evidence.

Now you say "oops, sorry; I was misled." Then we think "ok, reasonable person."
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:08 PM on May 13, 2007


Hi, psmith. You can say that Judaism is a religion and not a "race" as much as you like, but the ghosts of my secular non-religious cousins who nevertheless perished in the Holocaust would like a word with you. Just saying.
posted by motty at 7:10 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Is there something I should be doing about this?

Well, I remember amberglow, I believe, once arguing that Metafilter had a very high tolerance for homophobia, whereas anyone who posted anti-Semitic comments would be banned immediately. Brian B. has already demonstrated his intellectual dishonesty by spouting nonsense and nitpicking to dodge the accusations, and he persists in linking to racist and conspiracy sites, which he insists are legitimate, in order to prove whatever point he thinks he's making. This makes him either an anti-Semite or a troll. I guess we'll find out if Metafilter has a consistent policy or not.

Probably not, since dear leader, lest we forget, loves him some edgy Holocaust humour.
posted by Krrrlson at 7:10 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Motty, so did mine. You have no trump card here.
posted by psmith at 7:12 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B. has already demonstrated his intellectual dishonesty by spouting nonsense and nitpicking to dodge the accusations, and he persists in linking to racist and conspiracy sites,

I won the argument, hands down.
posted by Brian B. at 7:13 PM on May 13, 2007


Actually, you don't have an argument. It just means that you'll avoid the reference.

My argument, Brian B., is that the references you cite for your argument that in judaism it's considered fine and dandy to kill non-jews are anti-semitic claptrap. As I said in my first comment in this thread in reference to Alabaster's Archive: "This is anti-semitism. No bones about it." You presented that site as a neutral, scholarly archive hosting reputable work. It is not.

While I'm at it, here's an article [pdf] from the Anti-Defamation League refuting "attempts to denigrate Judaism by quoting from classical rabbinic works" such as the works of Israel Shahak.
posted by Kattullus at 7:18 PM on May 13, 2007


Hi, jessamyn. I don't know what, if anything you should be doing about this, and perhaps there is nothing that you should be doing, but comments like this which contain blatantly antisemitic content, in this case asserting that Maimonides thought it was ok for Jews to murder non-Jews, are likely to continue to be flagged by those of us who get upset by them.

At no point did Maimonides - or any other Jewish religious figure - say it was ok for Jews to murder non-Jews. Brian B.'s comment suggests to the contrary that he did. That makes me really really upset. Not only that, but this particular antisemitic slur has a long history. Essentially it's the blood libel all over again. Deal with it as you see fit.
posted by motty at 7:19 PM on May 13, 2007


motty, saying that Hitler thought Jews were a race doesn't show that Jews really are a race. Consider that some people might want to use the idea that there's no "Jewish race" as a way to move against the very views you find objectionable.

And Jessamyn, I think you can safely de-link Brian B's link to the "archive", without unduly stifling reasonable discourse on the site.
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:19 PM on May 13, 2007


Oh, Christ, both that thread and this one are, like, the absolute bottom of Metafilter idiocy. Raging, incoherent arguments against religion? Bitter personal attacks? An assorted grab bag of tu quoques, ad hominems, and links to batshit sources presented as credible? A coterie of medication cases all trying to either out-troll or out blather each other?
Check, check, check, chiggity-check.

"Is there something I should be doing about this?"

Close both that abortion of a thread and this one?
posted by klangklangston at 7:19 PM on May 13, 2007


the messenger is not the point here

It really is though. Before your link I had never heard of Shahak and with just a little bit of research I discovered that he is quite a controversial figure. Many, including the ADL, consider him an anti-semite. Now I'm not familiar with his work in the slightest and there are plenty of respected people that have praised his work. Then again, David Duke has also praised his work so that's a black mark right there.

I can see how someone who writes a book that is critical of Jewish history can be labeled an anti-semite and I can also see how such criticisms can be blown out of proportion by hate groups and the like and how they can be used as "proof" of the hate groups' ideologies.

Your linking to hate sites and lack of multiple sources does not help your cause. The fact that Duke's statement on Shahak somewhat mirrors the sentiment that you are quoting from his book combined with the assertion from Shahak's collaborator that hate groups have taken his work completely out of context really doesn't help your case.

The main issue here is your unwillingness to concede that perhaps you shouldn't have linked to that site and maybe should have taken a few more minutes to find a reputable source before you hit post.
posted by crashlanding at 7:19 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


damn you, psmith - I'm trying to keep count here!

OK, according the esteemed members of metafilter, Brian B. is; an "uninformed prick," an "uninformed prick," a "clueless dick," a "raging asshole" and "kind of a creepy douchetruck."

No more though, please - this is turning into a Spanish Inquisition sketch.
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 7:21 PM on May 13, 2007


I won the argument, hands down.

Well as we all know, there's really only one way to prove that.
posted by Partial Law at 7:23 PM on May 13, 2007


"David Duke has also praised his work so that's a black mark right there."

Uh-oh, I bet David Duke agrees with me that grass is often greenish. PSSST: Hey everybody, you'd better say GRASS IS ALWAYS PURPLE or you'll "prove" yourself an antisemite!
posted by davy at 7:24 PM on May 13, 2007


davy, your analogies are nothing but nonsense
posted by crashlanding at 7:26 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


At least the pop-corn's good.
posted by dazed_one at 7:27 PM on May 13, 2007


Sorry for the double, but I just want to make my last comment a little clearer. I don't give a shit what David Duke thinks about grass or whether his favorite author is Tom Clancy. When it comes to issues that involve race, religion, or sexual orientation having David Duke on your side will always be a huge fucking black mark.
posted by crashlanding at 7:28 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


davy, honey? I think it's time you go sit down and have a quiet talk with your SO again. I say this in a friendly way.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:29 PM on May 13, 2007


"The main issue here is your unwillingness to concede that perhaps you shouldn't have linked to that site and maybe should have taken a few more minutes to find a reputable source before you hit post."

Huh? In these threads the main issue is that Brian B. should be tarred and feathered because he's "obviously" an Evil Nazi who wants to shove Jews into ovens. If it were as simple as you say somebody would have said it before you. (Even I didn't think of it and I'm a souper jeenyus.)
posted by davy at 7:29 PM on May 13, 2007


Oh yes, and with regards to the "should I be doing anything here" question; this is fascinating and entertaining to watch, so I find myself leaning away from the 'nuke it from orbit' deleting the comments and closing threads, but then again - it really is the only way to be sure.
posted by dazed_one at 7:31 PM on May 13, 2007


"When it comes to issues that involve race, religion, or sexual orientation having David Duke on your side will always be a huge fucking black mark."

I see my "S.O." would often win an argument with you too. Welcome, O sibling in logical imbecility!
posted by davy at 7:32 PM on May 13, 2007


Davy's objecting to the ad hominem fallacy. That davy is crazy and incoherent doesn't detract from being, on some level, correct, but he is ignoring context and, well, being crazy and incoherent.
posted by klangklangston at 7:32 PM on May 13, 2007


The main issue here is your unwillingness to concede that perhaps you shouldn't have linked to that site and maybe should have taken a few more minutes to find a reputable source before you hit post.

The main issue here is that I made my point, and quoted Maimonides from a source, and I only defended one point of contention, not the whole story. It is obviously very disturbing and I don't think defending Maimonides by way of censorship is worthwhile. Here it is again: If a Jew has coitus with a Gentile woman, whether she be a child of three or an adult, whether married or unmarried, and even if he is a minor aged only nine years and one day—because he had willful coitus with her, she must be killed, as is the case with a beast, because through her a Jew got into trouble. (Maimonides).

posted by Brian B. at 7:35 PM on May 13, 2007


I vote bannination.

Linking to Stormfront-friendly sites, being called on it, and then crying "censorship" instead of apologizing = beyond reason and harmful to MeFi.
posted by ibmcginty at 7:35 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


I won the argument, hands down.

if you have to tell us you did, you didn't
posted by pyramid termite at 7:38 PM on May 13, 2007 [5 favorites]


Please accept my apologies, The_Partridge_Family. But if you're going to keep score, please remember that no one really expects the Spanish Inquisition. It just sort of happens and then one day you find yourself totally in the soup.
posted by psmith at 7:39 PM on May 13, 2007


I was wondering how long it would take for someone to play the Holocaust card. It always seems to come in handy when making accusations (even when they are not unfounded) about anti-Semitism.

I agree with klang. This back 'n forth douchebaggery at its worst (best?).
posted by sneakin at 7:43 PM on May 13, 2007


Just ban the fucker.
posted by yhbc at 7:43 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


This is brilliant. Carry on.
posted by ob at 7:43 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


dude - if you look in the illustrated encyclopedia for "totally in the soup" you'll find a picture of Brian.

ewwwww!
posted by forallmankind at 7:43 PM on May 13, 2007


if you have to tell us you did, you didn't

If you need to resort to name calling then you can't.
posted by Brian B. at 7:44 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B, you met the criteria for FAIL, initially, with the reasoning behind your first comment.

Person 1: Group of mystical believers X are crazy!
You: Yeah, looks like they took some lessons from some contraversial scholar from the completely-irrelevant-to-the-discussion group of mystical believers Y!

It's no better than those LOL XIANS SUCK!!!1! threads, where someone comes along and points out, for reasons I still can't fathom, that muslims suck even more.

Comparing which religion is crazier is a pointless excercise, because clearly it isn't easy to come up with a definitive answer. The fact that you got your data points from a racist website only pours petrol on the fire.

So...care to enlighten us as to what important point you were trying to make with that original comment, exactly?
posted by Jimbob at 7:44 PM on May 13, 2007


Eat shit and die, you little fuckweasel.

There; I called you names, and I won.
posted by yhbc at 7:45 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


We're arguing about this when jonson is showing us the evils of teh Polar Bears? Bloodthirsty beasts do walk amongst us, they don't belong to any race or religion [NOT SPECIESIST].
posted by Salmonberry at 7:46 PM on May 13, 2007


Fool. Everyone knows polar bears are methodist.
posted by Jimbob at 7:47 PM on May 13, 2007


If quoting Maimonides gets one banned, then Maimonides is essentially banned.
posted by Brian B. at 7:47 PM on May 13, 2007


First they came for Maimonides...
posted by ibmcginty at 7:48 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Okay everybody, I know: let's have a huge net.pogrom against all the "antisemites!" And let's let Motty and these reasonable folks decide who's an antisemite!

Talk about "guilt by association": having Kahane and his ilk on your side must be -- what -- oh "A HUGE FUCKING BLACK MARK".

And speaking of "banniation", suppose I liked directly to a hate site or two?

(And dnab, KMPWA. If you agreeed with what I'm saying you'd cheer me on. I rescind my BJ invitation.)
posted by davy at 7:48 PM on May 13, 2007


No. People are just trying to figure out why you would have quoted Maimonides, except to be a troll.
posted by Jimbob at 7:49 PM on May 13, 2007


So...care to enlighten us as to what important point you were trying to make with that original comment, exactly?

If it was a true parallel, there is the enlightenment itself. I don't need to clear true comments by you.
posted by Brian B. at 7:50 PM on May 13, 2007


I see that people have started questioning the purpose of this thread, asking for it to be closed or deleted. Let me explain why this thread matters, and on the wider scale, why not letting anti-semitism, homophobia, racism and such slide by, matters.

I have a very close friend who once was on the brink of being a holocaust denier. He is kindhearted, very intelligent and highly educated. At some point he ended up reading various sites that offered "revisionist history," and he started to believe that the holocaust had not taken place the way that it was portrayed in the media. At first it was fairly innocuous, but as time wore on it became less and less so. I became seriously alarmed when he started arguing that a lot fewer than 6 million Jews had been killed by Nazi Germany, a few hundred thousands at most, that the number had been inflated for propaganda purposes. I went and tracked down original sources (the Nazis were meticulous in their documentation) and eyewitness accounts from Nazi prison guards, German civilian employees at the camps, Jewish survivors and Allied soldiers who had first come upon the camps. Because he had been reading "revisionist" websites he had never been exposed to this. He was shocked how far down the path he was.

The point of my story is that if anti-semitic propaganda is left unchallenged, good people can end up having anti-semitic views, not out of evilness, but because of ignorance. That's why this thread is important.
posted by Kattullus at 7:50 PM on May 13, 2007 [7 favorites]


I already called a net.pogrom, and all the masons, fags, trilateralists, kikes and hebes say you're a big jerk. Oh, and you're banned too, fuckstick.
posted by yhbc at 7:50 PM on May 13, 2007


However, there is no cabal.
posted by yhbc at 7:51 PM on May 13, 2007


"If quoting Maimonides gets one banned, then Maimonides is essentially banned."

Maimonides never completed his registration (likely, paypal hadn't been invented).
posted by klangklangston at 7:52 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


If it was a true parallel, there is the enlightenment itself. I don't need to clear true comments by you.

Well, then, I guess I've been told! Carry on...
posted by Jimbob at 7:52 PM on May 13, 2007


Thankyou Jimbob.
posted by Brian B. at 7:53 PM on May 13, 2007


If you need to resort to name calling then you can't.
posted by Brian B. at 7:44 PM PST on May 13


Brian, pyramid termite didn't call you a name. For your reference:

uninformed prick - empath, equalpants
clueless dick - Omnie Wise
raging asshole - Astro Zombie
kind of a creepy douchetruck - psmith
little fuckweasel/ fuckstick - yhbc
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 7:54 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


No, davy is the fuckstick.
posted by yhbc at 7:55 PM on May 13, 2007


oh fuck - this is becoming really difficult!
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 7:57 PM on May 13, 2007


Shh, don't provoke davy any further. He's already close to a hysteria over the fact that someone defended Jews.
posted by Krrrlson at 7:57 PM on May 13, 2007


Kattullus, I don't think anyone is suggesting that life should be devoid of dialogue on bigotry of all kinds. The point is more about how this thread has devolved into name calling and empty one upmanship, rather than any meaningful or remotely intellectual exchanges.

That said, those of us who have come here to observe and occasionally heckle--klang, yhbc, et al-- are bringing a lot more spice to the thread. In fact, it's come full circle and is now actually interesting to read again. So, carry on, dudes.
posted by sneakin at 7:57 PM on May 13, 2007


(And dnab, KMPWA. If you agreeed with what I'm saying you'd cheer me on. I rescind my BJ invitation.)
posted by davy


davy. I was being nice. You went off the deep end a little while ago, and said (if memory serves) something to the effect of your SO calming you down, and you'd started meds. All I'm saying is that you're being pretty incoherent, and it's pretty similar to a few weeks ago.

I was trying to be friendly.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:57 PM on May 13, 2007


If you need to resort to name calling then you can't.

i've yet to resort to calling you any names ... do not tempt me

by the way ... why would anyone read such a lengthy account of such an obscure and dubious subject such as the letters and commentary some jews have written expressing their hatred towards gentiles? ... oh, i'll admit maimonides is reasonably well known ... but then we get into the territory of "who are these people and who cares what they say?"

maybe i'm ignorant and these are well-known names in every scholarly jewish household ... i'm gentile, what would i know?

but something tells me that the author is cherrypicking some damned arcane data ... and why are you so interested in what seems to be a dull, dull monograph on a dull, dull subject to everyone but medieval and religious specialists and anti-semitic cranks?

forgive me for saying so, but you don't talk or make the arguments of a specialist
posted by pyramid termite at 7:58 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


The point of my story is that if anti-semitic propaganda is left unchallenged, good people can end up having anti-semitic views, not out of evilness, but because of ignorance. That's why this thread is important.

If you can't deal with the skeletons in your beliefs in a constructive way, as most of us must learn to do, you are only a threat to the greater good of intellectual progress itself. We can't expose a myriad of outmoded beliefs without each of us willing to put our own at risk.
posted by Brian B. at 7:59 PM on May 13, 2007


Fucking hell, davy. I hate Kahane Chai more than you will ever know how much it is possible for one person to ever hate an organisation. So thanks for lumping me in with them. Really. And my apologies for weakening the whole argument here by pointing out that one of the reasons that I am personally a bit sensitive to antisemitism is not just the fact that I am myself Jewish but that actual members of my own family were murdered for being Jewish within living memory. A pathetic excuse of course, as i am the first to admit.

Obviously this is all a reason for me to be far more laid back about antisemitic blood libels than I actually am. Mea culpa. On the other hand, I have not yet told anyone to fuck off, and I demand a medal. Because I deserve one. I really do. You have no idea.
posted by motty at 7:59 PM on May 13, 2007


(and sorry I spelt your name wrong, OmieWise)
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 7:59 PM on May 13, 2007


What about, oh, quoting Maimondides in Hebrew?

To quote greatgefilte (from that linked-to comment): "I hate to get embroiled in this derailment, but as a former Orthodox Jew who studied such things, it's absolutely unequivocal that Maimonides, at least in interpreting the letter of law with regard to murder, puts gentiles in a different category than Jews."

Of course it's not JUST Maimonides and/or Jews/Judaism; most scholars of particular religions rate their co-religionists higher than "heathens." That's "Us v. Them", what The Sneetches was all about.

And Krrrlson, I'm very sorry, but even your witsome argumentation can't convert me into a Nazi. Give it up.
posted by davy at 8:00 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


davy, I'm not a Hebrew scholar, I only heard of Shahak this afternoon. Forgive me for being critical of the fact that the only references to this translation and interpretation are coming from Brian B. and David Duke. Surely someone else has translated and written about this guy's teachings. All I'm looking for is a little corroboration.

The fact that Shahak's collaborator stated flat out that hate groups have taken his work completely out of context only gives me more pause to be critical of Brian B.'s assertion. Part of me thinks that this passage in wikipedia is speaking directly to David Duke's comments on Shahak's work that I posted above:

"In the introduction to the 2002 edition of the book Norton Mezvinsky, Shahak's co-author on Jewish Fundamentalism in Israel, writes that antisemites and antisemitic groups "utilize unduly Shahak's criticisms in trying to justify their hatred of Jews. They have continued to do this either by citing and/or using out-of-context some of Shahak's points.""

Since Brian B. and David Duke's arguments align so closely I have concluded there isn't much to them. Sure I've made a lot of assumptions in coming to this conclusion, but I don't think it is out of the realm of possibilities.
posted by crashlanding at 8:02 PM on May 13, 2007


whoa this thread - it's nuts. i don't even know what you people are fighting about anymore.
posted by Baby_Balrog at 8:03 PM on May 13, 2007


If you can't deal with the skeletons in your beliefs in a constructive way,

Skeletons in your beliefs? Now that doesn't make sense; talk about guilt by association. It's been made abundantly clear that none of the Jewish people around here consider Maimonides to be part of their belief system.

To continue with the spanish inquisition theme - just because that happened, should modern Christians consider it "a skeleton in their beliefs"? Not at all; rather it should be considered an abomination that reflects a perversion of their beliefs, a long, long time in the past.
posted by Jimbob at 8:03 PM on May 13, 2007


talk about guilt by association. It's been made abundantly clear that none of the Jewish people around here consider Maimonides to be part of their belief system.

You mean they are defending him out of a sense of racialism? How does that make it any saner?
posted by Brian B. at 8:10 PM on May 13, 2007


What about, oh, quoting Maimondides in Hebrew?

As motty said in the other thread, Maimondides never said it was "okay" to kill gentiles, as Brian B. was implying, it was still a sin, still against the ten commandments.
posted by crashlanding at 8:11 PM on May 13, 2007


maybe i'm ignorant and these are well-known names in every scholarly jewish household ... i'm gentile, what would i know?

Errr, Maimonides is a pretty big deal. His rulings are, for the most part, the basis for contemporary Orthodox Halacha, and his works are studied by every yeshiva student. Yes, there were contemporaries of his that dissented regarding his interpretations, but he's pretty much the go-to guy for Jewish law.

If quoting Maimonides gets one banned, then Maimonides is essentially banned.

Too late.
posted by greatgefilte at 8:12 PM on May 13, 2007


Can someone draw up a graph or a chart? I'm trying really hard to follow this flameout but it's not easy.

Maybe the admins can turn the <> tag back on just, for this one thread? I am sure everyone will behave and use it constructively.
posted by mds35 at 8:14 PM on May 13, 2007


brian b, are you going to answer my question on why you are reading such obscure material on that geocities site?

Errr, Maimonides is a pretty big deal.

yes, i know ... quite an influence on christian thought, actually ... what about the others cited on that page?
posted by pyramid termite at 8:15 PM on May 13, 2007


Hey, the preview misled me. I was referring to the img tag.
posted by mds35 at 8:15 PM on May 13, 2007


Don't look at me, I only do syntax trees.
posted by greatgefilte at 8:15 PM on May 13, 2007


I think it's more of a salivateout, forehead-wise....
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 8:15 PM on May 13, 2007


Sorry, should have said Shahak above rather than Maimonides.
posted by Jimbob at 8:16 PM on May 13, 2007


Me, I'm more into Ibn Khaldun, but mostly because I'm a prologue kinda guy.
posted by mds35 at 8:17 PM on May 13, 2007


Q: Why did the bigot cross the road?
posted by mds35 at 8:18 PM on May 13, 2007


Jimbob, my last comment (except where noted) was to you. And hey, you said "It's been made abundantly clear that none of the Jewish people around here consider Maimonides to be part of their belief system." Are you talking about THIS Maimonides, the one of whom Wikipedia says "his works and his views are considered a cornerstone of Orthodox Jewish thought and study"? Could it be that that's because there are few Orthodox Jews participating in this thread? Of course Wikipedia could be wrong. And/or maybe "the Jews around here" aren't "real" Jews, whatever that means? (The last link points to the Wikipedia article on "Who Is A Jew?")

Sigh, greatgefilte, I type VERY s-l-o-w-l-y. But when did the essential nonuniqueiness of what I had to say stop me?
posted by davy at 8:19 PM on May 13, 2007


And Jimbob, if you don't know the difference between Maimonides and Shabak you should go sit with (R10t)Krrrlson who can't tell me from another guy named David.
posted by davy at 8:21 PM on May 13, 2007


The exact origin of the word is unknown, but may have come from the German bei and gott, or the English by God. William Camden wrote that the Normans were first called bigots, when their Duke Rollo, who receiving Gisla, daughter of King Charles, in marriage, and with her the investiture of the dukedom, refused to kiss the king's foot in token of subjection, unless the king would hold it out for that purpose. And being urged to it by those present, Rollo answered hastily, "No by God", whereupon the King turning about, called him bigot; which name passed from him to his people [1]. This is likely fictional, however, as Gisla is unknown in Frankish sources. It is true that the French used the term bigot as an abuse for the Normans.[2].
The 12th century Anglo-Norman author Wace claimed that bigot was an insult that the French used against the Normans, but it is unclear whether it entered the English language via this route.[3]
According to Egon Friedell, "bigot" is of the same root as "visigoth". In Vulgar Latin the initial v transformed into b (phenomenon today encountered in Iberian languages, such as Spanish language and Portuguese language; visi had truncated into bi in Vulgar Latin (phenomenon common in French and Portuguese). Certainly the Visigoths did behave in a manner which might have given birth to the expression; after they established a highly tolerant citizenship open to any religion, either Arian, Catholic, Jew or pagan, they converted from Arianism to Catholicism and adopted harsh restrictions against all others religions, even their own Arianism. This conversion to Catholicism was the occasion for Wisigothic rulers to become real "Spanish" as their roman compatriots, but they went into a serial of measures against pagans, pricilianists, heretics and Jews. The Spanish word bigote means moustache, probably because Visigoths had moustaches. Since both Normans and Goths were Germanic peoples, the Franks as a Romance nation might well have referred the Normans as "Visigoths" with the expression bigot. This claim is also supported by the fact that the word bigoth for Visigoths appear in Medieval Latin language.
posted by mds35 at 8:22 PM on May 13, 2007


brian b, are you going to answer my question on why you are reading such obscure material on that geocities site?

Because it came up number one on my search for "Pyramid termite begs me for everything after losing."
posted by Brian B. at 8:26 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B doesn't even know that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a classic antisemitic text, yet he thinks he can quote and accurately represent Maimonides.
posted by Falconetti at 8:26 PM on May 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


Q: Why did the bigot cross the road?

"After passing over heaps of dead or dying men, the first place he came to was a neighboring village, in the Abarian territories, which had been burned to the ground by the Bulgarians, agreeably to the laws of war. Here lay a number of old men covered with wounds, who beheld their wives dying with their throats cut, and hugging their children to their breasts, all stained with blood. There several young virgins, whose bodies had been ripped open, after they had satisfied the natural necessities of the Bulgarian heroes, breathed their last; while others, half-burned in the flames, begged to be dispatched out of the world. The ground about them was covered with the brains, arms, and legs of dead men.

Candide made all the haste he could to another village, which belonged to the Bulgarians, and there he found the heroic Abares had enacted the same tragedy."
posted by Firas at 8:29 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


O. Thx.
posted by mds35 at 8:30 PM on May 13, 2007


"Brian B doesn't even know that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a classic antisemitic text, yet he thinks he can quote and accurately represent Maimonides."

So? We should tar and feather everybody (or even only every Mefite) who is not yet an acknowledged expert on whatever he's talking about? There'd be nobody here but us chickens and languagehat.
posted by davy at 8:30 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


Brian B doesn't even know that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a classic antisemitic text, yet he thinks he can quote and accurately represent Maimonides.

Implying a relationship between the two?
posted by Brian B. at 8:32 PM on May 13, 2007


Because it came up number one on my search for "Pyramid termite begs me for everything after losing."

I am fully reclined in my deckchair....
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 8:32 PM on May 13, 2007


waiting...

uninformed prick - empath, equalpants
clueless dick - Omnie Wise
raging asshole - Astro Zombie
kind of a creepy douchetruck - psmith
little fuckweasel/ fuckstick - yhbc
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
-pyramid termite
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 8:34 PM on May 13, 2007


Come on get happy!
posted by mds35 at 8:36 PM on May 13, 2007


But motty, I said nothing about your murdered relatives nor did I murder them. Or are we playing "Duelling Holocausts" now? Or maybe we should both refrain from practicing racism, eh?
posted by davy at 8:39 PM on May 13, 2007


brian b, are you going to answer my question on why you are reading such obscure material on that geocities site?

Because it came up number one on my search for "Pyramid termite begs me for everything after losing."
posted by Brian B. at 11:26 PM on May 13 [+]
[!]


Brian B doesn't even know that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a classic antisemitic text, yet he thinks he can quote and accurately represent Maimonides.

Implying a relationship between the two?
posted by Brian B. at 11:32 PM on May 13 [+]
[!]


I'm pleased that this thread has taken a turn toward absurdist comedy! Awesome. More please.
posted by LobsterMitten at 8:40 PM on May 13, 2007


banhammer.
posted by Ironmouth at 8:42 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Because it came up number one on my search for "Pyramid termite begs me for everything after losing."

guess who comes up number one on my search for "puke-drooling moron with a brain like swiss cheese who can't answer a simple question?"
posted by pyramid termite at 8:44 PM on May 13, 2007


The real issue here is not what Maimonides, Shahak, Duke, or even Captain Kangaroo said or did not say. This issue is that Brian B. made a comment that was considered derailing, inflammatory and offensive by some members. motty, I understand your feelings on this, but I think you might have been better served by flagging the comment and emailing the admins with a little heads-up about the offensive nature of the site/material Brian B. linked to. It did not look like anyone else had taken his bait, and perhaps the comment could have been deleted without anyone noticing.

Jessamyn et al: far be it from me to tell you how to do your jobs here, but since you asked, it seems to me that Brian B. does not understand what MetaFilter is for, and based on this and his previous actions, perhaps a timeout along with a warning about the powers of the banhammer is in order.
posted by Rock Steady at 8:44 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Brian B doesn't even know that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a classic antisemitic text, yet he thinks he can quote and accurately represent Maimonides.

Implying a relationship between the two?


That's antisemitic right there. Gee, if there wasn't a Maimonides writing this bad stuff, good people wouldn't have to write a fake Protocols of the Elders of Zion in order to get people to properly hate jews.

I prefer to be in a moderated community without that crap, thank you.
posted by Ironmouth at 8:45 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


[NOT MR. GREENJEANSIST]
posted by Rock Steady at 8:45 PM on May 13, 2007


"Taken a turn"?!?
posted by coriolisdave at 8:46 PM on May 13, 2007


Rock Steady, that is absurd. This amazingly stupid thread needs to continue.
posted by psmith at 8:46 PM on May 13, 2007


To hell with polishing!
posted by mds35 at 8:50 PM on May 13, 2007


It did not look like anyone else had taken his bait, and perhaps the comment could have been deleted without anyone noticing

Brian posted the link to Shahak after motty asked:

"just precisely wtf does Maimonides have to do with this thread?"

I see nothing banworthy in Brian's attempt to point out the parallels between Scientology's "fair game" outlook and controversial 800 year old talmudic teachings (that apparently happen to be held dear by Orthodox Jews today).

The people banging the pots and pans about the site the Shahak essay is hosted on are engaging in fallacious argumentation and IMO character assassasination.

Bringing up Maimonides teachings, while contentious, was not derailing, in a discussion about religion/scientology.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 8:51 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


The real issue here is not what Maimonides, Shahak, Duke, or even Captain Kangaroo said or did not say.

"who's there?"
"gonnaray"
"gonnaray who?"
"gonnarayn tons of ping pong balls on your head"
posted by pyramid termite at 8:51 PM on May 13, 2007


psmith - It is kind of fun, isn't it?
posted by Rock Steady at 8:52 PM on May 13, 2007


coriolisdave: touche, but those were the first two comments that literally made me laugh.
posted by LobsterMitten at 8:52 PM on May 13, 2007


puke-drooling moron with a brain like swiss cheese who can't answer a simple question?

oh.

really?

I had you down for:

tossmonkey - pyramid termite
shaftmeister - pyramid termite
dickwad - pyramid termite
shitbag - pyramid termite
titting buckwhistle - pyramid termite
bag of felching pencils - pyramid termite
mongy biscuit - pyramid termite
mingeing hairmonster - pyramid termite
git - pyramid termite
fuckhead - pyramid termite
arsehead - pyramid termite
tithead - pyramid termite
crap doodler - pyramid termite
pisswanker - pyramid termite
Joss Ackland's spunky backpack - pyramid termite
twat - pyramid termite
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 8:54 PM on May 13, 2007 [5 favorites]


Heywood, the reasonable response would be "Ok, guys, sorry that I inadvertently linked to a hate site. I'm not in favor of any of that stuff, I just wanted to discuss the parallels between Scientology's anti-other outlook and the anti-other outlooks held by other religious groups. Maimonides was an easy example. Does anyone know if I'm wrong in thinking that Maimonides really held this anti-other view?"

Not "neener neener I can link to whatever site I want, poopypants".
posted by LobsterMitten at 8:55 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


Heywood - Come on. He was hoping for exactly something like this to happen by posting that. If you want to bring inflammatory topics into an existing discussion, it needs to be done carefully and cautiously, not by linking (with almost no explanation) to the type of material he linked to.
posted by Rock Steady at 8:56 PM on May 13, 2007


+1 for titting buckwhistle.
posted by LobsterMitten at 8:56 PM on May 13, 2007


ban 'em
posted by puke & cry at 8:57 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


So, this has been more fun than a topless rodeo, folks, really...
posted by jonmc at 8:58 PM on May 13, 2007


hmmm ... let me guess ... you're saving "hamster packing roundheeled jezebel" for your own contribution?
posted by pyramid termite at 8:58 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


vakakta
posted by ninjew at 8:58 PM on May 13, 2007


point of order ... who gets to call him nipplechips?
posted by pyramid termite at 9:00 PM on May 13, 2007


pt - I know there's more where that came from: let it on out!
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 9:01 PM on May 13, 2007


nipplechips!
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 9:01 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


to the type of material

He linked to the Shahak essay. Reviewing his wikipedia page, I seee Shahak has received bona fides from Gore Vidal, Edward Said, and Cockburn, Hitchens.

What is the issue here. The Shahak essay itself, or the site that the link was hosted on?
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:01 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Not "neener neener I can link to whatever site I want, poopypants".

You forgot "It's not a hate site." That's my favorite part.
posted by mediareport at 9:02 PM on May 13, 2007


vakakta

Uh oh! Ninjew said the secret word that turns us Jews into raging supermen that must hunt down and tear to shreds the enemy of the Jews that the word was invoked against. Oh no, my muscles are tripling, no quintupling in size as we speak and soon I will fly off to the location of the enemy so that I may dig his pancreast out through his eyeballs with my teeth.

Oh wait... false alarm... it was just a bit of indigestion... I'm not even Jewish, come to think of it, but an atheistic Icelander who ate too much delicious cupcake at brunch. I don't know what I was thinking.
posted by Kattullus at 9:06 PM on May 13, 2007


crashlanding makes the point about the Shahak essay very well. Regardless of how many bona fides Shahak may have, it is a sensitive topic that he insists on being about as delicate as a sledgehammer with.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:06 PM on May 13, 2007


ban.
posted by pinky at 9:08 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B: Implying a relationship between [The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Maimonides]?

There's an awful lot of anti-semitic propaganda and conspiracy theories circulating on the Internet. Since medieval times, Jews have often been a convenient scapegoat, both because of religious differences and simply because they're a small, vulnerable, and highly visible minority. In the aftermath of World War II and the Holocaust, mainstream public opinion has been much more sympathetic towards the Jews, but there's still quite a lot of anti-semitism out there.

Given this, when you look at material like "Alabaster's Archive," it's important to have enough background information to be able to tell the difference between honest criticism and propaganda. It appears that you don't.

I'm not saying this as a personal attack, just to point out that you probably need to learn some more. This website is devoted solely to countering lies circulating on the Internet about the Talmud, for example. The Nizkor Project is dedicated to countering Holocaust denial.

Porn industry gossip columnist Luke Ford (*) on Israel Shahak:
An extension of this myth, which Shahak embraces, is that Shabbat may only be violated to save a Jewish life. Again, this is a perversion of true Jewish law. Shahak's story about the orthodox Jew who left a non-Jew to die on Shabbat rather than call an ambulance -- in line with the Chief Rabbinate's ruling -- is problematic for two reasons.

1. The chief rabbinate of Israel has ruled very explicitly that Shabbat must be violated for the purpose of saving any human life, be it Jewish or not. They phrased this ruling very carefully, because there is a belief among the more ignorant in the orthodox community that this is not the case.

2. The Summer 1966 edition of the magazine Tradition recounts an interview with Mr. Shahak who, when asked to identify the mysterious orthodox Jew who would have let that man die, acknowledges that the Jew of whom he spoke did not exist.

I've located the article in Tradition. Volume 8, Number 2, pp. 58-65. Shahak's admission that he lied about the Jew who would not save the Gentile is documented therein, as is his lie concerning the Chief Rabbinate's ruling. (pg. 59) Additionally, the responsum on saving lives on Shabbat is summarized with appropriate quotations and citations of Torah, Talmud and various post-Talmudic authorities.
(*) Luke Ford's own story is probably colorful enough for an FPP.
posted by russilwvong at 9:15 PM on May 13, 2007 [9 favorites]


Unsolicited advice for Brian B.: simply state that you did not know much about the politics or other controversial positions of the group running the site that hosted the document you linked to, and that it was really not your intention to upset all these people like this. There's no disgrace in that admission, and (as I've been pointing out) it has nothing to do with the rightness or wrongness of what you were saying -- nor does it say anything about whether or not you should have said anything about it.

That's what they keep saying you did wrong, and it's hard even for me to say that linking to a neo-nazi site was a good idea, purely on the tactical grounds of "They'll be out to tar and feather you as a Nazi if you do that." If you want to, find the same or very similar information on another site. (My favorite search engine is Dogpile.) That is, give them what they say they want: admit that maybe in retrospect linking to where you linked to wasn't such a great idea. Call their bluff: make them admit they want you banned for the content of the ideas in your comments, i.e. for crimethink, and watch them squirm around engaging in doublethink to supplement their obvious doubletalk.

For more info on the Protocols, in case anybody needs to know more of what they're talking about, see Wikipedia. (I don't see how anybody can call Wikipedia a "hate site.") Notice also the "Further reading" part of that article and the "External links" toward the bottom.

As for "banniation" proposal, I of course vote NO.
posted by davy at 9:15 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Rock Steady: are you referring to:

"David Duke has also praised his work so that's a black mark right there"

? That's fallacious reasoning on display.

it's a sensitive topic

Obviously.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:15 PM on May 13, 2007


Heywood Mogroot: I see nothing banworthy in Brian's attempt to point out the parallels between Scientology's "fair game" outlook and controversial 800 year old talmudic teachings (that apparently happen to be held dear by Orthodox Jews today).

The supposed parallel is false. There's propaganda which makes this claim, but it's false.
posted by russilwvong at 9:18 PM on May 13, 2007


I wasn't going to drink tonight, but this thread deserves a glass of merlot. And my continued undivided attention.

And, just so we're all clear, I own the rights to "vapid anal scab." Should said insult come into play, the user owes me five cents.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 9:19 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Actually TGPM, I suspect this is now over - I think Brian's off for a well-deserved shit.

(I vote for a NO on banniation (sic) too.)
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 9:20 PM on May 13, 2007


More Wikipedia links (they're good starts): the Talmud and (Orthodox) Jewish religious law.
posted by davy at 9:21 PM on May 13, 2007


"Jews have often been a convenient scapegoat, both because of religious differences and simply because they're a small, vulnerable, and highly visible minority."

Also, because they control the world's money supply and have huge, hooked noses. And horns. German ones have stripes.
posted by klangklangston at 9:22 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


davy: As for "banniation" proposal, I of course vote NO.

I suppose. I'm not sure MetaFilter is the right place to have long arguments debunking anti-semitic propaganda, even if it's being passed on by someone who doesn't realize that it's propaganda. I think it'd be fair for the admins to say, "This isn't what MetaFilter is for." Not necessarily a ban, but "don't drag anti-Jewish propaganda into unrelated threads." (Just as dragging criticism of Israel into any and all Jewish-related threads is regarded as bad behavior.)
posted by russilwvong at 9:22 PM on May 13, 2007


Heywood - The first sentence of my first post in this thread mentioned that what Maimonides, Shahak, Duke, etc. said or did not say is not important to the discussion of Brian B.'s participation on MetaFilter.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:23 PM on May 13, 2007


The supposed parallel is false

This was disputed later in the thread.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:23 PM on May 13, 2007


i feel like i should point out that I called him an uninformed prick in the OTHER call out thread, you know, the one where he told me to stop salivating on my forehead.

I don't actually think he's a prick now. I now think he's uninformed and probably mentally ill.
posted by empath at 9:25 PM on May 13, 2007


Rock Steady, you then wrote:

"This issue is that Brian B. made a comment that was considered derailing, inflammatory and offensive by some members"

That it was considered these things by some members is rather immaterial. If discussions have to respect the sensitivities of everyone we will be left with fpps about the weather, if that.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:26 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Call their bluff: make them admit they want you banned for the content of the ideas in your comments, i.e. for crimethink

Er, just to be clear, not all of us who think Brian B's behaved like an idiot here are calling for banning him.
posted by mediareport at 9:28 PM on May 13, 2007


I'm not saying that we can't have offensive comments here. I'm saying that bringing derailing, inflammatory, and offensive material into unrelated threads with an almost complete absence of tact is not welcomed by MANY, and is not what MetaFilter is for.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:30 PM on May 13, 2007


That it was considered these things by some members is rather immaterial.

"Offensive content" is one of the listed reasons for flagging a comment.
posted by amro at 9:31 PM on May 13, 2007


Boy. This thread has been a whole bucketful of suck. 266 comments, and I still have no idea if Maimonides actually said what he has been quoted as saying.
posted by bugbread at 9:32 PM on May 13, 2007


Heywood Mogroot, I'm calling bullshit on you right now.

I seee Shahak has received bona fides from Gore Vidal, Edward Said, and Cockburn, Hitchens.

So you're allowed to use the reputations of these men in support of Shahak but I can't use Duke's?

What about the portion of my comment where I mentioned that hate groups have taken Shahak's work out of context? Could it be possible that Brian B.'s position is one of those out of context conclusions? From what I've seen the only comment that mirrors Brian B.'s assertion has come out of David Duke's mouth. If you can show me where Vidal, Said, Cockburn, Hitchens or anyone else who isn't batshitinsane agrees with Duke/Brian B. I'd be very interested.
posted by crashlanding at 9:33 PM on May 13, 2007


I think the Discordians are winning this one.
posted by breezeway at 9:33 PM on May 13, 2007


Actually TGBM, I suspect this is now over

Yeah, almost, it seems. Man, I always miss the clever name-calling bits. Well, having read through this whole mess, I, too, can't see any reason for someone to be banned. It seems Brian B. made a poor choice of website to reference in making a point, the heavens were rent asunder, and a maelstrom of vast proportions descended. The last of the winds are now dying down, as silent onlookers begin to sift through the rubble, scavenging for clues as to the causes of this catastrophe.

Well, at least I've got a glass of wine, now.
Let the banhammer rest in its administrative holster.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 9:34 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B doesn't even know that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a classic antisemitic text, yet he thinks he can quote and accurately represent Maimonides.

That gets to the heart of it. Notice, also, that he has never bothered to cite a source for his quote other than the hate-site he has linked to. I, for one, would like to see that Maimonides quote cited specifically, in context, in its text in a respectable archive.

What Brian B. doesn't want to admit is that he's been flirting with antisemitism via either things he's been reading or someone who's been talking to him. He may not have been aware of this before these threads. But he's cherrypicking quotes from sources he clearly knows nothing about; the cherrypicking is suspiciously the cherrypicking that antisemites use in their literature, and when he cites his quotes, he links to an antisemite web site. That doesn't demonstrate that he himself is antisemitic, but it's extremely suggestive that what little he knows on this subject is from antisemitic sources.

By the way, however, as others have said, it is wrong to deny Maimonides's importance in the Jewish tradition or even in the western tradition. We read Maimonides at St. John's College, for example. Yes, this quote (if it's authentic) is taken out of historical context and, in context, is utterly similar to things said by other important religious figures of all faiths. It doesn't "prove" anything—but it is suspiciously similar to antisemitic blood libel, especially when it's promulgated in such willful ignorance and in denial of how unexceptional it is in context.

All that said, I'm certainly not advocating that Brian B. be banned because I don't think what he's said, and what this suggests about him, is sufficient to identify him as someone who is enough of a hardcore-enough antisemite. I would say the same about other kinds of bigotry—being merely wrong on MeFi isn't enough, being mildly bigoted isn't enough. There shouldn't be a particular kind of bigotry such that merely a suspicion of it is cause for banning.

However, I would like to say that Judaism is a religion and not a ‘race’ within any reasonable meaning of the term (and therefore ‘racist’ is the wrong word).

Well, there aren't any reasonable meanings of the term “race” that aren't equivalent to “ethnicity”. And while Judaism is clearly a religion, being a Jew can be an ethnicity. Since none of these terms have a rigorous meaning (or, in the case of the religious terms, a rigorous meaning we can all agree upon), it's best to allow people to use these terms as they apply them to themselves as they wish. Secular Jews have very good reasons to think of being Jewish as being of a particular “race”. Similarly, other Jews have very good reasons to focus exclusively on Judaism (for example, converts).
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 9:35 PM on May 13, 2007 [10 favorites]


Heywood Mogroot: This was disputed later in the thread.

greatgefilte posted a followup comment noting that Maimonides is not saying that murder of non-Jews is permitted. Again: the parallel that Brian B. drew is false.

bugbread: I still have no idea if Maimonides actually said what he has been quoted as saying.

Which quote?
posted by russilwvong at 9:35 PM on May 13, 2007


Rock Steady, you're god damned right and I applaud you.

By the way, did you see how the Sox came back in the bottom of the 9th tonight? Awesome!

If Dizzy were here he would just make a cake or something and this whole dumb thread would go away. Such is the power of Dizzy.
posted by psmith at 9:36 PM on May 13, 2007


I'm not sure your idea is so great russilwvong because it boils down to "Don't piss off 'The Jews.'" Whether because "The Jews" bleed when you criticize them, or are big bad meanies who'll stomp you first chance they get, or because thy really ARE God's Chosen People, or becaus they're simply always right, or because (as the Bell Curve shows) they're just plain SMARTER than everybody else (except possibly Orientals), or for any other reason. It marks "The Jews" (and thereby ALL Jews) off as "not really human like everybody else," which strikes me (in all its permutations) as unduly conducive to antisemitism. One obvious example is that then the neo-nazis can run all over the Web (and off it) claiming "'The Jews' don't allow Free Speech on the Internet!" Do you want to use Metafilter to help the Stormfront recruit?
posted by davy at 9:36 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


psmith -- I watched the whole damn game and shut it off in the 8th.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:38 PM on May 13, 2007


davy: shut the fuck up.
posted by Mid at 9:38 PM on May 13, 2007 [5 favorites]


russil: the nut of the Scientology quote that Brian brought up Maimonides was:

"[non-Scientologists are] not entitled to the moral protections that humans [Scientologists] get"

I see the parallels here. Talmudic law was largely BS, which is why I react strongly when Christianists here make demonstrations about how important it is/was for our national moral fabric.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:41 PM on May 13, 2007


greatgefilte posted a followup comment noting that Maimonides is not saying that murder of non-Jews is permitted. Again: the parallel that Brian B. drew is false.

Though to be fair, Maimonides did say that murder of a gentile is not punishable by death at the hands of the court, unlike the murder of a Jew. And, the quote about a non-Jewish woman who sleeps with a Jewish man being given the death penalty is accurate, though I'm not sure where he got that from...
posted by greatgefilte at 9:41 PM on May 13, 2007


I see the (purported) parallels too. I would be hesitant to post a comment about them to a community website, for fear that they would be misconstrued or considered offensive. Brian B. was not hesitant, because he MEANT to be offensive.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:45 PM on May 13, 2007


So you're allowed to use the reputations of these men in support of Shahak but I can't use Duke's?

That David Duke likes to eg. The Bell Curve or what have you does not make it prima facie wrong. The Bell Curve stands or falls on its own merits.

This is Logic 10A.

People I respect spoke well of Shahak upon his passing. These are his bona fides that allow me to not suspect Shahak of being a bad apple.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:45 PM on May 13, 2007


Rock Steady, it was a depressing game almost all the way through. But it was a great 9th inning.

(i know many of you don't care. suck it.)
posted by psmith at 9:46 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Oh, this is pure gold. Pure MeFi gold, which is kind of like fool's gold, but with a heart of lead.
posted by dg at 9:46 PM on May 13, 2007


greatgefilte, I'm glad you're around in this thread. I wish Brian B. could just end this by citing where he read this and not have it trace back to a hate site.

I appreciate the fact that you can corroborate his statements from your own studies. I just wanted to know if there was any basis to what he was saying or if it was just out of context, antisemitic BS.

On preview, I'm not saying that there was anything wrong with Shahak, Heywood...just that it seems like people have taken his work out of context in the past and used it for their own agendas. My comment about Duke was meant to be about Brian B.'s use of Shahak's work itself. I'm not condemning the man, just questioning whether Duke/Brian B.'s conclusions are what Shahak intended.
posted by crashlanding at 9:49 PM on May 13, 2007


Ok, here's my attempt at a recap :

1) Brian B. makes a stupid, offhand comment.

and I quote...
...one of the tenets of Scientology that's revealed late in the process is that non-Scientologists are not human, and not entitled to the moral protections that humans get. It is perfectly ok to lie to, cheat, steal from, or even kill a non-Scientologist.

I had no idea that Hubbard was familiar with Maimonides.
Here, Brian B. clearly draws a parallel between an alleged tenet of Scientology and the teachings of Maimonides.

There may be some sort of similarity between Scientologists and Maimonides, in that both felt that people who weren't in their "group" were somehow a different class of people. However, it is clear that Maimonides did not think it was "perfectly okay" to kill non-Jews. Thus, the correlation between the two is not direct, nor is it complete.

Had Brian B. said something to the effect of, "there is an indirect, incomplete similarity between Maimonides and the Scientologists" I doubt that his comment would have generated so much controversy. However, he did not put any sort of disclaimer on his comment. He posted a one-line snark indicating a very direct sort of correlation between this alleged tenet of Scientology and the teachings of Maimonides.

I'm sorry, Brian. You were wrong.

2) People called Brian B. on his rather ignorant statement.

3) Brian B. responds, and links to a very good example of a very despicable sort of website.

Once again, Brian, I'm sorry, but you were wrong to do this.

4) The standard sort of argument ensues.

Wherein Brian B continues to try and defend his viewpoint against all comers.

I don't think that Brian B. is an anti-semite. I think he made an ignorant statement, and has succumbed to what I refer to as The Metafilter Effect. This is the classic situation where someone assiduously defends a given viewpoint, not because they strongly believe in it, but because of pride and momentum.

In other words, Brian, you have already lost the game. The best thing to do now is to simply apologize and get on with your life.
posted by Afroblanco at 9:49 PM on May 13, 2007 [6 favorites]


Brian B. was not hesitant, because he MEANT to be offensive.

I agree that dredging up historical parallels (apparent Talmudic totalitarianistic BS) to the current practices of the cult in question is contentious.

How that is offensive depends on one's defensiveness, I suppose.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:49 PM on May 13, 2007


It marks "The Jews" (and thereby ALL Jews) off as "not really human like everybody else," which strikes me (in all its permutations) as unduly conducive to antisemitism.

I presume you're equally welcoming of anti-Muslim, anti-gay, anti-atheist, and anti-abortion propaganda, yes?

One obvious example is that then the neo-nazis can run all over the Web (and off it) claiming "'The Jews' don't allow Free Speech on the Internet!"

Ah, I see now. The reason *you* are doing it is to the neo-nazis won't! You're a hero!
posted by Krrrlson at 9:51 PM on May 13, 2007


Etheral Bligh said: "I, for one, would like to see that Maimonides quote cited specifically, in context, in its text in a respectable archive." Or do you read Hebrew? Of course I'm not a Maimonides scholar (either), but I can point to a Wikipedia article on him (and repost also one on his work), and again draw attention to the "References," "See also" and "External links" part of those articles. (Many Wikipedia articles have those, and often what they point to is better than the article; that's why I say 'It's a start.') There must be dozens of other 'non-Maimonides scholars' around here; so far, EB, you're only the second who's not.
posted by davy at 9:51 PM on May 13, 2007


Oh, this is pure gold. Pure MeFi gold, which is kind of like fool's gold, but with a heart of lead.

A heart made of lead, a liver made of dog turds, a brain made of cut-rate concrete, and a soul composed of I AM SHOUTING AT YOU.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 9:52 PM on May 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


What Brian B. doesn't want to admit is that he's been flirting with antisemitism via either things he's been reading or someone who's been talking to him. He may not have been aware of this before these threads. But he's cherrypicking quotes from sources he clearly knows nothing about; the cherrypicking is suspiciously the cherrypicking that antisemites use in their literature, and when he cites his quotes, he links to an antisemite web site. That doesn't demonstrate that he himself is antisemitic, but it's extremely suggestive that what little he knows on this subject is from antisemitic sources.

This is all pretty stupid reasoning. It was written by a Jew, quoting a source in Maimonides. I don't care who else quotes if it is a fact. I've forgotten more Maimonides than most people have ever read. It wasn't taught to me in the context of antisemitism as many had hoped.
posted by Brian B. at 9:52 PM on May 13, 2007


Afroblanco:

I consider the nut:

"not entitled to the moral protections that humans get"

to be highly parallel, between the talmudic lawgiving of this Maimonides guy and Hubbert.

So I don't consider it "ignorant" at all. Contentious. yes.

links to a very good example of a very despicable sort of website

He did no such thing. He linked to an Shahak essay hosted on that website. Like Davy suggests above, he could/should have apologized for the gaffe though.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:52 PM on May 13, 2007


This fucking thing again?

Taking three sentences out of the Mishne Torah and asking Jews to defend them, as though they have some obligation to do so is one of my all time favorite exercises.

There are tens of thousands of pages of Jewish law and there's a lot of fascinating and beautiful as well as anachronistic, cruel and mean stuff. You read three lines of a massive text which is essentially a restatement of the entirety of Jewish law, tell me it's what the Rambam thought, what I believe in, and tell me I belong to a hateful sect. Fuck that thing. You keep it in your dirty little hand.
posted by kosem at 9:53 PM on May 13, 2007 [15 favorites]


In other words, Brian, you have already lost the game. The best thing to do now is to simply apologize and get on with your life.

Afro, I've never seen a bigger crowd of paranoid chickenshits in one place. You must be joking.
posted by Brian B. at 9:54 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


asking Jews to defend them

there's no need to defend them, unless you hold these unequal laws as current today.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 9:56 PM on May 13, 2007


Kattullus writes "I have a very close friend who once was on the brink of being a holocaust denier....The point of my story is that if anti-semitic propaganda is left unchallenged, good people can end up having anti-semitic views, not out of evilness, but because of ignorance. That's why this thread is important."

Ok, so Matt (and by extension any other site owner) ought to delete anti-semitic comments, because your friend is gullible?

Oh, wait, that's not what you said. You said "if anti-semitic propaganda is left unchallenged". So, did you challenge this is the Blue?

I figure you had several options: you could have counter-commented that Maimonides didn't say what Brian B. alleged. You could have allowed that Maimonides said it, but it was misinterpreted. You could have allowed that Brian B.'s quote of Maimonides was correct, but given evidence or opinion that most Jews don't credit Maimonides's opinion.

But it's up to you, to us, who disagree to refute. Not to demand that the comment be thrown done the memory hole.


My take on the this whole controversy: when I initially saw Brian B.'s comment, I was inclined to upbraid him in the thread for throwing in a gratuitous anti-Semitic comment. Then I thought, "hmm, I'm no Maimonides scholar, but I seem to recall Maimonides did write some uncomfortable commentary".

What sites Brian B. linked to don't really matter. (Anyone looking for hate sites will be able to find them with or without a link from here.) What matters is either that Brian B.'s comment was true or or not. If it was, it needs to be dealt with (e.g., "Some respected Jewish commentators on the Torah said things that we as 21st century multi-culturalists find morally repugnant") or refuted ("Maimonides didn't actually say that.")

In neither case is the answer to remove the commenter or ban Brian B.


I have a lot of respect for the Jewish tradition, but no respect for anyone who says no one can criticize anything Jewish without being tarred as an anti-Semite. I have a lot of respect for the American tradition, but no respect for "protectors" of America who says that anyone who mentions Jefferson was a slaveholder or reminds us of the Trail of Tears is an "anti-American."

And if there's a link to a true and factual history of the Trail of Tears on an anti-American Red Chinese or Hezbollah hate site, that doesn't make that history any less true. Nor does it make America any better to insist that any such link be removed and the linker banned.

It may make America better to discuss that, site, to point out that a true history of the Trail of Tears on a Hezbollah hate site doesn't make everything on that hate site true. So do that.

But when your reaction to anything that mentions bad aspects of whatever tradition you love, attacking the messenger just makes you seem to be an uncritical propagandist for whatever tradition you want to present as being without flaw.
posted by orthogonality at 9:57 PM on May 13, 2007 [5 favorites]


I consider the nut:

"not entitled to the moral protections that humans get"

to be highly parallel, between the talmudic lawgiving of this Maimonides guy and Hubbert.


Yes, but what about the rest of the quote? You know, the part about killing people? Brian never says "the part about the moral protections is similar, but not the part about killing people." Once again, had he put some sort of disclaimer on it, his comment would have been far less controversial.

In any case, I still get the sense that The Metafilter Effect is in play.
posted by Afroblanco at 9:58 PM on May 13, 2007


Grrrlson asked me: "I presume you're equally welcoming of anti-Muslim, anti-gay, anti-atheist, and anti-abortion propaganda, yes?"

I myself am an anti-Islamic (to cut to the chase, anti-theist in general, including $cientology), bisexual, atheist and pro-abortion anarchist who stands for Free Speech even when it's at my expense, yes. That is, I even stand for the right of fascist fuckwits like you to twist everything I say, you twit. I'll argue with you, tell you you're full of shit, or ignore every petty littlegirlish "quip" you see fit to pixelize, but I still won't go for banning you, beating you, tarring and feathering you, or shoving you into an oven for doing what comes perfectly naturally to a fascist fuckwit like you.
posted by davy at 9:59 PM on May 13, 2007 [5 favorites]


Oh how i wish for a [++++++++++++++}
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 10:00 PM on May 13, 2007


A battery?
posted by greatgefilte at 10:01 PM on May 13, 2007


Afro, I've never seen a bigger crowd of paranoid chickenshits in one place. You must be joking.

Brian, dude, if you'd look closely, you'd see that I'm really just trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.

But honestly, if you really are that intent on digging yourself deeper, I'm sure that many here will be more then happy to hand you a shovel.
posted by Afroblanco at 10:01 PM on May 13, 2007


(Were I half as in love with the sound of myself typing "reasonably" I might've said something like what orthogonality said.)
posted by davy at 10:02 PM on May 13, 2007


but not the part about killing people.

people were too busy going into character assassination calling for the banhammer to get to that level of discussion with brian.

Judges putting to death people wrongly qualifies as "killing people" in my book, fwiw.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 10:02 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


What matters is either that Brian B.'s comment was true or or not.
Because if history teaches us anything, it's that contexts and connections mean nothing, and cherry-picked snippets are sacred truths in isolation, aiding the "intellectual progress" that brave Brian B. is so boldly serving.
Utter nonsense.
posted by Abiezer at 10:05 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Afro, it would be my dying honor. They're just making garbage up now trying to convince themselves.
posted by Brian B. at 10:07 PM on May 13, 2007


greatgefilte: Maimonides did say that murder of a gentile is not punishable by death at the hands of the court, unlike the murder of a Jew.

I know, Heywood already linked to your comment. Brian B appears to be under the misapprehension that according to Maimonides, the murder of non-Jews is permitted.

And, the quote about a non-Jewish woman who sleeps with a Jewish man being given the death penalty is accurate, though I'm not sure where he got that from...

Interesting. Could you point us to the text? (The relevant section of the Guide for the Perplexed appears to be here, but I didn't see this stated.)
posted by russilwvong at 10:08 PM on May 13, 2007


Hitler!
posted by Kwine at 10:08 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


the murder of non-Jews is permitted

murder-by-Judge is still murder, right?
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 10:09 PM on May 13, 2007


By the way, digging into Brian B.'s profile, he appears to be knowledgeable about early Christian history.
posted by russilwvong at 10:11 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B appears to be under the misapprehension that according to Maimonides, the murder of non-Jews is permitted.

Russil, you might want to quote me. That was motty's line.
posted by Brian B. at 10:13 PM on May 13, 2007


though I'm not sure where he got that from...


Then you didn't click on the link to check.
posted by Brian B. at 10:16 PM on May 13, 2007


Heywood Mogroot: murder-by-Judge is still murder, right?

Saying that "the death penalty applies to non-Jews for these arbitrary crimes" is different from saying that non-Jews are not human, and that it's perfectly okay to kill non-Jews.

Brian B.: "Russil, you might want to quote me."

Sure, here's your comment.
[quoting Malor] ...one of the tenets of Scientology that's revealed late in the process is that non-Scientologists are not human, and not entitled to the moral protections that humans get. It is perfectly ok to lie to, cheat, steal from, or even kill a non-Scientologist.

I had no idea that Hubbard was familiar with Maimonides.

posted by russilwvong at 10:17 PM on May 13, 2007


LobsterMitten writes "Heywood, the reasonable response would be 'Ok, guys, sorry that I inadvertently linked to a hate site. I'm not in favor of any of that stuff, I just wanted to discuss the parallels between Scientology's anti-other outlook and the anti-other outlooks held by other religious groups. Maimonides was an easy example. Does anyone know if I'm wrong in thinking that Maimonides really held this anti-other view?'"

Yeah, that would have been a reasonable response. Agreed.

But since when has there been a standard that people have to justify their comments or proactively explain that a site they link to is not 100% in conformity with their own beliefs? Must we all thoroughly investigate a site's owners' beliefs and relations before linking to source material on that site?

If I link to wikipedia, does that mean that I agree with Jimmy Wales's advocacy of Ayn Rand? Or that I agree with everything the principle author of the wikipedia article believes? If someone links to Maimonides's commentary on X, does it mean he agrees with Maimonides's beliefs about Y? (Hell, it doesn't even mean he agrees with Maimonides view on X!)

A link's a link, it's not an endorsement of everything on the linked site.


Of course, that's for any normal link. But if something's a "hate site" then we're allowed -- nay, required! --to get all up in arms, to prove how pure we are by rejecting any mention of the "hate site".

This is essentially a modern day taboo, an idea that some things are too dangerous to even mention. It's silly an anti-rational superstition, some sort of magical thinking that "hate sites" are such super-powerful contaminants that even linking to one cross-contaminates anyone seeing the link. That the words on the hate site are some sort of wily demon that can "possess" us if we ever release it by mentioning its infernal name.

That's not only ridiculous, it grants the "hate site" for more power than it deserves.

Link to the hate site, and say "this is silly stupid crap"! Don't invest it in such denomic magical potency that we can never ever refer to it for fear of releasing the hordes of hell.
posted by orthogonality at 10:17 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


I've forgotten more Maimonides than most people have ever read.

I don't doubt this because most people have read no Maimonides at all.

So, anyway, maybe my supposition was wrong. The reasoning wasn't “stupid”. In fact, your implicit claim to having read a great deal of Maimonides makes it even more strange that you'd pick as your source an antisemitic website. Someone who doesn't know Maimonides at all might accidentally use an antisemitic site for a source because they just Googled it. Someone with a strong familiarity is less likely to do so. All the classic texts I'm likely to cite I already know where to find them on the Internet. Alternatively, if you actually have little familiarity with Maimonides at all, then why are you aware of that particular quote? I'm an atheist and I've read Maimonides—a little—and that quote is new to me, as far as I know. Finally, you still refuse to cite it from a more respectable source. Why? Especially if you're a Maimonides scholar?

What matters is either that Brian B.'s comment was true or or not. If it was, it needs to be dealt with...

I agree with you in principle, and mostly in practice, but I think this is being a bit naive. There is a larger context here, after all. For example, I have no doubt that I could go to a racist hate-site and find numerous cherrypicked quotes by black activists that say things that supports racist arguments against blacks. It would be especially suspicious if I picked something that validated a racist cliche about blacks. And it would be quite revealing if I linked to the racist hate-site for the quote. Would you argue this is all irrelevant? That the quote itself is the point and should be either refuted or accepted or put into context? Or would people be right to say, ”whether the quote is true or not, you're promulgating a common racist trope and it's revealing that you liked to a racist site to do so”?

At any rate, again, I don't think banning is appropriate. If Brian B. is a budding antisemite, then let him flower and then ban him.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 10:19 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


russil: from my reading brian's original, above, is not proposing a 1:1 identity between Hubbert's morality and Maimonides, just that there were parallels.

Had we a functioning community here, this could have been teased out in discussion, rather than the 16kt flamefest we got to enjoy here.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 10:20 PM on May 13, 2007


You can quote 100 vile, nonsensical things from the bible without even breaking a sweat. Why go out of your way to pull out obscure stuff related to the blood-libel from anti-semitic websites, when it's so easy to pull out quotes like "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"?
posted by empath at 10:21 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian, what's really striking to me is that you know all this stuff about early Christian history, but you don't know about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Before this thread, I would have assumed that anyone reasonably intelligent and well-read (which you appear to be) would be familiar with the significance of the Protocols.
posted by russilwvong at 10:21 PM on May 13, 2007


In fact, your implicit claim to having read a great deal of Maimonides makes it even more strange that you'd pick as your source an antisemitic website.

No more strange than you imagining that I care what you think is right and wrong in this case.
posted by Brian B. at 10:21 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


I was so close to buying a second joke account called "Maimonides" and posting a parody of Marshall McLuhan's "you don't understand my work at all" speech from Annie Hall. But, this thread has gone on too long so not enough people would have read it to justify the expense.
posted by Falconetti at 10:23 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


Why? Especially if you're a Maimonides scholar?

red herring eb. The site the Shahak essay is hosted on is immaterial, other than as an avoidance response.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 10:23 PM on May 13, 2007


Before this thread, I would have assumed that anyone reasonably intelligent and well-read (which you appear to be) would be familiar with the significance of the Protocols.

I still don't know what it is. Maybe you could enlighten me. But then we'd have to ban you.
posted by Brian B. at 10:26 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Why go out of your way to pull out obscure stuff related to the blood-libel from anti-semitic websites

Because the historical parallels of differing moralities for in-group/out-group is apropos to discussion of Hubbard's "fair game" outlook.

witches don't make much of an 'out-group', alas, though they of course had their turn under the wheel in American history.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 10:27 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Well, there aren't any reasonable meanings of the term “race” that aren't equivalent to “ethnicity”

This is not strictly true. Epidemiologists would probably disagree, for one.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:28 PM on May 13, 2007


orthogonality, he opened himself up to the rest of the site's content when he defended it as a "scholarly archive"
posted by crashlanding at 10:28 PM on May 13, 2007


orthogonality, he opened himself up to the rest of the site's content when he defended it as a "scholarly archive"

To a bunch of idiots.
posted by Brian B. at 10:29 PM on May 13, 2007


No more strange than you imagining that I care what you think is right and wrong in this case.

Then why are you participating in this discussion? I haven't called you names. I can't said you should be banned. I haven't even claimed that you're actually an anti-semite, just that you're acting very suspiciously like one.

Look, afroblanca has a really good point. It's entirely possible that you just pulled that Maimonides reference out of some vague recollection to support your anti-theist point, were attacked with accusations that would make most of us very defensive, and are backed into a corner, being more and more hostile, and taking a position you would otherwise never have taken. The answer to this is to leave the thread.

red herring eb. The site the Shahak essay is hosted on is immaterial, other than as an avoidance response.

Well, people are arguing about several different things, here. It's relevant to the argument that Brian B. is acting suspiciously like an antisemite.

But if the argument is about the quote and whether it proves anything at all, I have no idea why anyone would be continuing to argue this. It doesn't prove anything. Which, really, is why people are moving on to the other argument above. And that we all like to argue, of course.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 10:31 PM on May 13, 2007


This is awesome. A world class antisemitic nutcase flaming out. I've already gone through 2 bags of popcorn.
posted by puke & cry at 10:31 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


And that we all like to argue, of course.
That's a filthy lie!
posted by dg at 10:33 PM on May 13, 2007


This is awesome. A world class antisemitic nutcase flaming out. I've already gone through 2 bags of popcorn.

I called your bluff, and you didn't have it.
posted by Brian B. at 10:35 PM on May 13, 2007


oh lord have mercy - Brian: you're back? What did you do that for? I gave you a really good out - I told everyone you were having a humpty!

Look - it's getting late: you've got to get up and go to school tomorrow. Say goodnight to your imaginary friends in cyberspace and go take your meds.

*changes vote to BURN*
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 10:37 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Look, I am about as strong a free-speech-advocate as you could hope to find, but I do not condone trolling, and I believe the admins of MetaFilter do not either. What Brian B. did in the Scientology thread is an almost textbook example of trolling -- posting simple statements that are benign at a first glance, but contain connotations and allusions that are not intended to stir up discussion, but are designed to offend and to spark anger and dispute among certain people.

I hope the admins will take action against the troll.
posted by Rock Steady at 10:38 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


It's relevant to the argument that Brian B. is acting suspiciously like an antisemite.

This is the paranoia I referred to, in case anyone was keeping score.
posted by Brian B. at 10:39 PM on May 13, 2007


I said Hitler, god damn it. HITLER.

*stamps foot*
posted by Kwine at 10:40 PM on May 13, 2007


Brian B., your incomprehensible non-sequitur responses are really an art form. Kudos.
posted by puke & cry at 10:40 PM on May 13, 2007


The_Partridge_Family - Oh, he's taken a shit.
posted by Rock Steady at 10:43 PM on May 13, 2007


puke and cry, you actually bothered to type that?
posted by Brian B. at 10:45 PM on May 13, 2007


This is not strictly true. Epidemiologists would probably disagree, for one.

And they'd be wrong, if so. The only way that the word “race” is used is to refer to a genetic interrelatedness that is indicated by a few superficial features. This genetic relationship is real only within certain subpopulations and not worldwide. Therefore, whenever someone uses the word “race” in a useful way, they are (possibly unknowingly) misusing the word. Medical professionals in the US can link sickle cell anemia to Blacks and Tay-Sachs to Jews, and use the word “race” while doing so, but that doesn't mean that Sephardic Jews get Tay-Sachs or that Eastern African Blacks get sickle cell anemia. In other words, “race” doesn't actually accurately predict genetic relatedness unless you're just fortunate to have a limited scope which allows it to do so. But since that's what the term means, the result is that race doesn't actually exist. On the other hand, both ethnicities exist and related subpopulations exist. Either term is better used for their respective descriptive purposes.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 10:46 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


It's like Bevets, but for Jews!
posted by mediareport at 10:48 PM on May 13, 2007 [10 favorites]


Grrrlson... fascist fuckwits like you... you twit... tell you you're full of shit... ignore every petty littlegirlish "quip" you see fit to pixelize... a fascist fuckwit like you.

You're really on a roll today, aren't you. I especially like "Grrrlson" followed by disdain for "littlegirlish quips" in the next sentence.

Tomorrow's lesson: the meaning of the word "fascist" and how Mr. Dictionary can help. Stay tuned.
posted by Krrrlson at 10:51 PM on May 13, 2007


crashlanding writes "orthogonality, he opened himself up to the rest of the site's content when he defended it as a 'scholarly archive'"

I haven't looked at the site, but from what Brian B. quoted, it alleges to be a collection of verbatim texts. Of scholarly articles and books. Now, true, these are texts collected on a hate site, but (putatively) they are nonetheless reproduced unaltered.

And it appears that Shakak was a controversial scholar but not an anti-Semite.

Sure, it would have been better if Brian B. could have found a link to Shakak's scholarship on a site other than bloodlibel.com, but he didn't.

But that doesn't make Shakak's scholarship automatically wrong, any more than linking to a text by, e.g., Galileo on CatholicismSux.com makes Galilieo's scholarship incorect.


Here's what I take away from the discussion:
* Maimonides is a respected theologian, especially respected among (some) Orthodox Jews.
* Maimonides in his commentaries did in fact write that Jews and non_Jews should be afforded different treatment, solely for being Jewish or non-Jewish. (Thanks to greatgefilte for illuminating this.)

* This is in fact, similar to what is alleged to be Elron's teachings about the different treatment of members of his sect and those not of his sect. Which is what Brian B. said.

When Brian B. pointed out a true similarity, he was called an anti-Semite for doing so, and several people advocated he be banned for pointing out an inconvenient truth.

Of course, the fact that Maimonides said something that's morally repugnant and that some Jews (apparently) believe Maimonides's viewpoint, doesn't mean that either those Jews or any other Jews should be treated as less than human, nor does it mean that the beliefs of some Jews justifies hating or harming those Jews or Jews in general.

But the Holocaust (a terrible thing) and a long history of anti-Semitism (a terrible thing) doesn't mean that no Jew should ever be criticized, or that any such criticism is necessarily motivated by anti-Semitic animus.
posted by orthogonality at 10:52 PM on May 13, 2007 [6 favorites]


Brian B: The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is a pretty standard work of modern antisemitic propaganda. (I'm not being snarky, here, just letting you know, that's all.)
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 10:52 PM on May 13, 2007


Following this thread has given me an excuse to watch the replay of the Red Sox comeback on NESN, so it's got that going for it.

And, technically, I'm advocating that Brian B. get a timeout and a warning for trolling.
posted by Rock Steady at 10:54 PM on May 13, 2007


Heywood Mogroot said: "Judges putting to death people wrongly qualifies as 'killing people' in my book, fwiw."

If Jesus really existed and something resembling the Crucifixion happened to him then I think that's what that was. Whomever was responsible. But then unlike the writer(s) of the Gospel of John, I don't think "The Jews" were to blame for that (not then and certainly not now) simply because I don't think there is any such thing as "The Jews". To relate (and probably mangle) a joke an old (yes Jewish) drinking buddy liked to tell, "You know what they say, 'Two Jews, three opinions'; but I say 'Why only three? Is there a time limit?'" Considering that one of the two or three tiny facts I know about the Talmud is that a a large part of it is a record of disputations between Jewish scholars of Judaism, it seems to me that the very existence of the Talmud shows there's no such thing as any one uniform group called "The Jews", especially since a large section of Judaism says the Talmud is itself iffy.

And on the other grounds for a proposal to "discipline" Brian B., for being a 'troll'", I also vote NO. Hey Rock Steady, if what you want is a site where people say only what you want and only how you want it said, why don't you GYOFB? You and Krrrlson can sit there holding hands and quietly rock, back and forth, back and forth.
posted by davy at 10:58 PM on May 13, 2007


Again I wish I'd said what ortho said the way he said it. Maybe I need to poop, myself.
posted by davy at 11:00 PM on May 13, 2007


I'm down with (that's the second time I've said that today) The_Partridge_Family - teenager alert!

Things like Because it came up number one on my search for "Pyramid termite begs me for everything after losing" or puke and cry, you actually bothered to type that? reminds me of just one thing - YouTube comments.

And we all know who makes those....
posted by forallmankind at 11:01 PM on May 13, 2007


The Life of Brian B. He's not an anti-Semite, he's a very naughty boy.
posted by Abiezer at 11:01 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Hey puke & cry, you're calling Brian B. a "world class antisemitic nutcase flaming out"?!? Boy are YOU easily impressed.
posted by davy at 11:05 PM on May 13, 2007


"davy: shut the fuck up."
posted by Mid at 12:38 AM on May 14 [1 favorite +][!]


MAKE ME.
posted by davy at 11:08 PM on May 13, 2007


But the Holocaust (a terrible thing) and a long history of anti-Semitism (a terrible thing) doesn't mean that no Jew should ever be criticized, or that any such criticism is necessarily motivated by anti-Semitic animus.

Yeah, but that's a strawman. Who here has said that no Jew should be criticized or that any such criticism is necessarily antisemitic?

Secondly, I don't understand how you think that Brian's argument is substantial enough to warrant being taken seriously and on its own. It's such a stupid argument that it's entirely reasonable to wonder why anyone would make it. And when they link to hate-sites for their citations, then it's reasonable to think the answer to this conundrum has been found. I mean, for crying out loud, it's not as if Brian B. is criticizing Israel's policies in Palestine. He quoted an ancient Jewish scholar to support a very blood-libelous assertion in the service of comparing Jews to Scientologists and linked to an antisemitic hate-site to do so.

Maybe motty is oversensitive. You're undersensitive.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 11:09 PM on May 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


I was about to suggest that if he gets found out, maybe he'll get a spanking - until I realized: I think that's quite probably what he wants!

Hey, props to you Brian - who doesn't like a good spanking from the right lady? (uh, for me that's not my mom though).
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 11:11 PM on May 13, 2007


"CatholicismSux.com"

Aww... Not found.
posted by klangklangston at 11:13 PM on May 13, 2007


Rock Steady needs a rocking chair built for three.
posted by davy at 11:14 PM on May 13, 2007


Rock Steady writes "Look, I am about as strong a free-speech-advocate as you could hope to find, but I do not condone trolling,... statements that are benign at a first glance, but contain connotations and allusions that are not intended to stir up discussion, but are designed to offend and to spark anger and dispute among certain people."

Huh? Uncontroversial free speech is never threatened with censorship, and any controversial free speech can be seen as trolling -- and it usually meant to be what you define as trolling, at least in the sense of stirring things up. Tom Paine hoped to, and helped to, stir up a revolution when he wrote "Common Sense"; Uncle Tom's Cabin helped to stir up a civil war; the "Letter from Birmingham Jail" hoped and helped to stir up extreme social change.

If you don't support trolling, you don't support anything but uncontroversial free speech, the free speech which is never at risk of censorship and so never required protection.

With all due respect, I'm not sure you're being intellectually honest with yourself. Either you believe in free speech, or you believe decorum is more important. Inevitably, free speech will "offend and to spark anger and dispute among certain people". If you're not willing to allow that, you're not a free speech advocate, much less a "strong" one.

Which is OK. In your value system, free speech is subordinated to maintaining civility and decorum. That's OK. But it's intellectually dishonest to also claim you're a free speech supporter, just because that's some received belief you're "supposed" to value as an American or a liberal or whatever thought-tradition you want to claim.

It's like being some social Anglican, saying, "I'm a good Christian but I don't believe in the resurrection or divinity of Jesus Christ or in God but I think civility and community are served by going to the Cathedral of St. John the Lip Servicer every Sunday and having tea with Vicar after".
posted by orthogonality at 11:14 PM on May 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


"Maybe motty is oversensitive."

MAYBE?!?
posted by davy at 11:15 PM on May 13, 2007


2nded
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 11:16 PM on May 13, 2007


"If you don't support trolling, you don't support anything but uncontroversial free speech, the free speech which is never at risk of censorship and so never required protection."

Oh my fucking Christ, you just compared trolling a website to Thomas Paine and MLK jr.? You need to back the fuck off the internet before your self-regard renders you unable to grasp any nuance save didacticism.

I mean, can you hear yourself? Or did sanctimony go on sale (so you got extra)?
posted by klangklangston at 11:18 PM on May 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Hey ortho, next week I get to be Good Cop, okay? Assuming you'll feed me my lines, I mean.
posted by davy at 11:20 PM on May 13, 2007


"Maybe motty is oversensitive."

MAYBE?!?

2nded
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 11:16 PM PST on May 13


You know, that said; davy - you're quite definitely a nutbar.
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 11:25 PM on May 13, 2007


Ethereal Bligh writes "Secondly, I don't understand how you think that Brian's argument is substantial enough to warrant being taken seriously and on its own. "

Well, it started out as an off-hand comment, to paraphrase, "looks like Elron's taking a page from Maimonides". It wasn't meant to be bullet-proof scholarship.

Had greatgefilte immediately commented, "as a former Orthodox scholar, yes Maimonides did say similar things", we'd all have just gone on.

Instead, we had a clash of the selective-Maimonides-quoting-Titans, and yes, people reading into Brian B.'s motivations. motty becomes convinced that no respected Torah commenter scholar could ever have said such a bad thing and so anyone saying otherwise musty be a crypto-anti-Semite. Then Brian B. was clueless enough to find support for what he'd said in the writing of a controversial but legit scholar, unfortunately quoted on a wacko hate site.

But at the end, Brian B., infelicitous as he was, happened to be more or less right.

And frankly, I'm more offended by "concern trolls" screeching "you can't say that! Ban him!" than with off-hand comments. Mostly because this is a community blog. I'd be more sympathetic to motty if this were a thrice-edited peer-reviewed journal, but if we held all comments to that standard, only you, Ethereal Bligh, and paulsc would ever write a comment.
posted by orthogonality at 11:27 PM on May 13, 2007


*still wondering what paulsc would make of all of this*
posted by forallmankind at 11:31 PM on May 13, 2007


Orthogonality: Ok, so Matt (and by extension any other site owner) ought to delete anti-semitic comments, because your friend is gullible?

Oh, wait, that's not what you said. You said "if anti-semitic propaganda is left unchallenged". So, did you challenge this is the Blue?


No, I didn't challenge it in the Blue because I didn't read that thread.

The reason I started commenting in this thread is that Brian B. was being disingenuous in his characterization of Alabaster's Archive, the site from which he got the work by Israel Shahak. I wanted it to be clear that Alabaster's Archive was a clearly anti-semitic site.

I didn't call for him to be banned. I wouldn't shed any tears if Brian B. was banned, but it's not my call and I don't see why my opinion should matter (for my general thoughts on trolls, in the form of a song, I refer you to my userpage).

Orthogonality: This is essentially a modern day taboo, an idea that some things are too dangerous to even mention. It's silly an anti-rational superstition, some sort of magical thinking that "hate sites" are such super-powerful contaminants that even linking to one cross-contaminates anyone seeing the link. That the words on the hate site are some sort of wily demon that can "possess" us if we ever release it by mentioning its infernal name.

No, a hate site won't possess anyone. However, as I have witnessed in my own life, terrible ideas can seep into the brains of otherwise good and intelligent human beings. I myself, at one time or another, have held stupid ideas. Stupid, dangerous ideas should be fought. The way to fight them is with logic, ridicule and other rhetorical devices (my wife, on the other, believes that the way to fight stupid ideas is with a big stick, on which it says: "you're a big poopyhead")

orthogonality: But the Holocaust (a terrible thing) and a long history of anti-Semitism (a terrible thing) doesn't mean that no Jew should ever be criticized, or that any such criticism is necessarily motivated by anti-Semitic animus.

Are you saying that Brian B. was criticizing Maimonides? Because what he said in the Scientology thread was that he likened the Jews, as a people, to Scientologists, saying, essentially, that all Jews support the killing of non-Jews. If he'd said that Maimonides was in favor of killing non-Jews, then there might have been a reasonable discussion (as far as I've been able to tell, Maimonides distinguished between Jews and non-Jews, but said that it wasn't okay to kill non-Jews. I hope greatgefilte can set me straight if I've got this wrong). But what he did was make the link between Scientology and Judaism as a whole and then back it up with a link to a text stored on a clearly anti-semitic site (I refer you to my first comment). I don't have to be a "paranoid chickenshit" to think that Brian B. is arguing from a anti-semitic position.

As a further demonstration of his intellectual dishonesty, he called me a liar for saying that he presented the anti-semitic site as neutral and factual (which I responded to here). I hope he's just someone who can't back down from an argument, but I think he's just a troll. At worst he's an anti-semite.

I'm stepping away from this thread now, because my wife is threatening to call me out on the gray for spending more time writing comments in thread rather than cuddling her. She has also rewritten the words of The Birmingham Complaints Choir to refer to MetaFilter:

Why does my computer take so very long?
Why can't mathowie talk to anyone?
And why are flameouts so addictive to read?
I want my money back!
MetaTalk's like a cul-de-sac!
And people are always posting NewsFilter.
Why don't they favorite more?
FPPs were good before!
And I'm thirsty!

(this was written by grapefruitmoon not me)

And with that, I'm off to cuddle my wife, before she eats my head.
posted by Kattullus at 11:32 PM on May 13, 2007


I've linked to this comment a few times before but it's more than relevant here.
posted by puke & cry at 11:40 PM on May 13, 2007


And frankly, I'm more offended by “concern trolls” screeching “you can't say that! Ban him!” than with off-hand comments.

Actually...me, too.

I don't know your general position on this, but I'm very uncomfortable with how MetaFilter's leftiness results in a hypersensitivity to some kinds of (arguably) hateful speech but tolerates or even encourages other (arguably) hateful speech.

Yeah, I'm well aware of varying social contexts and I'm not arguing for an “it's all equally bad (and therefore unaccepable)” or an “it's all equally bad (and therefore accepable)” position. But my concern is that reasonable people (and I mean all reasonable people, not just reasonable mefites) will not be able to agree on relative amounts of badness except at the extremes. Yet, as I said, I think that there's a lot of sensitivity to certain kinds of (arguably) hateful speech upon which reasonable people will disagree and a lack of sensitivity to other (arguably) hateful speech upon which reasonable will also disagree.

Therefore, I think something approaching beyond-MetaFilter majority standards for unacceptable speech should apply, not our subcultural version. I think it should truly be egregious and unarguably unacceptable to result in things like MetaTalk callouts and certainly things like deletions, time-outs, and bannings.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 11:43 PM on May 13, 2007


MetaFilter: Well, it smells more like the back end than the front.
posted by Chuckles at 11:51 PM on May 13, 2007


Kattullus writes "Are you saying that Brian B. was criticizing Maimonides? Because what he said in the Scientology thread was that he likened the Jews, as a people, to Scientologists, saying, essentially, that all Jews support the killing of non-Jews."

Where'd he say that? He said Maimonides and Elron had similar ideas about people outside their respective sects. Where's he say that all Jews agree with Maimonides?

Giving a quick look to his posts in the blue (maybe I missed something?), I don't see Brian B. ever making a claim about all "Jews, as a people". Now maybe you inferred that, but if so, it's your problem -- your belief in some pernicious group responsibility --, not Brian B.'s.

Martin Luther said some terrible anti-Semitic things. If I criticize Martin Luther for that, I'm not saying all modern Lutherans agree with Luther's anti-Semitism.

Indeed, it's possibly to say "I find some of what Maimonides (or Luther) said to be morally repugnant, while still agreeing with Maimonides (or Luther) on other things, and still seeing Maimonides (or Luther) as a great teacher in my religious tradition", as some Protestants (and some Jews) do.

For the record, I think it's bad and pernicious to have different moral standards for the way to treat people because of who their parents were or because of what religious faiths they hold. To that extent they advocate otherwise, it iss my moral belief that Maimonides's and Luther's teachings are both wrong. Because of that moral belief of mine (but not solely because of that), I am opposed to treating Jews or Lutherans differently in the moral realm*, including blaming all Jews or all Lutherans for what one Jew or one Lutheran did.

(*I'm not opposed to treating them differently in non moral realms: I'd serve a Lutheran, but not an Orthodox Jew, pork.)
posted by orthogonality at 11:55 PM on May 13, 2007


"Therefore, I think something approaching beyond-MetaFilter majority standards for unacceptable speech should apply, not our subcultural version. I think it should truly be egregious and unarguably unacceptable to result in things like MetaTalk callouts and certainly things like deletions, time-outs, and bannings."


I generally agree on this, however: call-outs aren't terribly negative. I think that something that edges the line can and should be "called out" and hashed over.

However, I think that this thread mostly existed to goad Brian B., and both this thread and the other one were mostly crap and demagoguery muesli.
posted by klangklangston at 11:56 PM on May 13, 2007


(I'll now interrupt this Metatalk thread for a solipsistic derail.)

"davy - you're quite definitely a nutbar."

I'm really glad to read that, because that's why they pay me the big bucks. For over 20 years now. The last time they made me see a shrink specifically to report to them he said basically "If somebody handed this guy a job he couldn't keep it; he'd be fired before his first paycheck for being an obvious fruitcake." Then during my last re-evalution I reminded them of that, then told something them "But don't take our word for it: even my best friends tell me my Internet history shows that to be true." So for my next re-evalutation I won't bother spending ten days typing a three page letter, I'll just hand 'em a list of my login names and where I've used them. And I gather that it's not just that I have "rather unorthodox opinions" but that I say them in remarkable ways; people tell me I even laugh like a psycho, whether or not they can hear what I'm laughing at. I'm set for life! They even give me my meds at a very low co-pay, including the Risperdal I'm about to take because I'm having such a hard time "winding down" so I can go to sleep (what the MD prescribed it for the last time that happened -- on MetaTalk yet).
posted by davy at 11:57 PM on May 13, 2007


Boy. This thread has been a whole bucketful of suck. 266 comments, and I still have no idea if Maimonides actually said what he has been quoted as saying.

Seconded.

But note, I'd rather hear the propaganda and the rebuttals than have it all stricken from the site. How am I supposed to learn about any of this?

Full derail, though. Belongs in the grey it does. Not that that Scientology thread was going anywhere it hasn't been, repeatedly, on the blue. Cults are partly what a thing is but mostly what a thing does. Can we get a bullet summary of conclusions from past threads at the start of rehashed fpp subjects? Cause we're not gaining a speck of ground.
posted by dreamsign at 12:01 AM on May 14, 2007


Added to my list of insults that sound like a British place-name: titting buckwhistle
posted by jaysus chris at 12:02 AM on May 14, 2007


This has all the makings of a Metafilter soap opera!

If I may, I humbly suggest some titles:
- One Snark To Live
- Threads Of Our Lives
- The Young, And Also The Not-So-Young, and the Restless
posted by spiderskull at 12:03 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


(And yes dirtynumbangelboy, my "SO" did eventually start giving me Those Looks before she went to bed in her own room where she can't me bang on the keyboard; I'm glad I caught on before she had to SAY anything, it's NOT my contention that I need to be locked up for my own good after all, like I like being able to have my very own Internet connection.)
posted by davy at 12:04 AM on May 14, 2007


well, I'm glad you took it in the observational sense that I meant it
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 12:05 AM on May 14, 2007


"The Young, And Also The Not-So-Young, and the Restless"

Very good y'all, I like young folks who pay attention. Now c'mere and sit on Uncle Davy's lap while his medication starts working.

By the way, I'm also glad I can also tell when Reisling starts to go off. I was saved from asking AskMetafilter if I should eat the half-can of fried crickets I've had sitting in my fridge for a month because on my own I decided to microwave them "just to be sure" but then the baggie melted, spilling them all over the floor when I took the baggie out. Somehow the thought of eating even dead bugs from a dirty kitchen floor made me settle for scrambled eggs instead, IYKWIM(AITYD).
posted by davy at 12:18 AM on May 14, 2007


What this thread needs is some pictures of cute cats with whimsical captions. Only without the cute and without the cats.

Because YOU did this to me! You kept me up this late with your awesome flameout threads.
posted by Eideteker at 12:27 AM on May 14, 2007


"However, I think that this thread mostly existed to goad Brian B., and both this thread and the other one were mostly crap and demagoguery muesli."

DING! DING!! DING!!! Don Pardo, tell him what he's won!

(A Brand! New! Goat!)
posted by davy at 12:27 AM on May 14, 2007


Eideteker, want some medication? Since I've been drinking too I only took half a Risperdal to start; rub my neck and I'll share the other half.

(Note to whatever applicable law-enforcement agencies, I was JOKING. I know it's a violation of Federal Law to share my pills, it says so in tiny print right on the stick-on label.)
posted by davy at 12:32 AM on May 14, 2007


HAI! I'M ON METAFILTER AND I READ THIS WHOLE EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING THREAD.

*sobs*
posted by Hat Maui at 12:43 AM on May 14, 2007


p.s.: PLEASE BRING BACK THE IMG TAG STAT k bi
posted by Hat Maui at 12:47 AM on May 14, 2007


...And an aspirin, a benadryl, a vitamin E, two "mucous relief" pills, two FiberCons, and two fish oil capsules. I'm tempted to take some DXM and chromium so I'll have interesting dreams when I finally crash but I'm not sure that's such a great idea: my last interesting dream concerned being forced to do a Live Sex Show with the Sororal Twin of the Beast of R'lyeh.

Dammit Hat Maui, you're one tough audience member. You want your money back?

Oh I'm sorry Brian B., I stole this "flameout" thread they gave you. You can have it back in the morning, I promise.
posted by davy at 12:48 AM on May 14, 2007


Damn!
posted by Ceiling Cat at 12:54 AM on May 14, 2007


Brian B., if you don't care what anyone says, why are you here?
posted by Snyder at 1:19 AM on May 14, 2007


The fact that Brian B. is well versed in early christian history and had supposedly read alot of Maimonides, yet claims not to have heard of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is utterly unbelievable. It almost make it seem like he is deliberately trolling the site.
posted by afu at 1:28 AM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


"It almost make it seem like he is deliberately trolling the site."

If so, why are you giving him attention then? Are you trying to "feed" the "troll"?
posted by davy at 1:34 AM on May 14, 2007


The fact that Brian B. is well versed in early Christian history and had supposedly read a lot of Maimonides, yet claims not to have heard of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is utterly unbelievable.

It is weird. But he could just be, for example, a sheltered theologian or similar with little experience with related, wider issues. I mean, I feel certain I could find within my circle of college friends someone that fits your description. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and its history is notorious and therefore infamous among certain groups, obviously well-represented here at MeFi. That makes it hard for us to get our heads around someone being ignorant of it yet being aware of what seems like related-yet-similarly-esoteric subjects. But it's certainly possible.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 1:35 AM on May 14, 2007


It is weird. But he could just be, for example, a sheltered theologian or similar with little experience with related, wider issues. I mean, I feel certain I could find within my circle of college friends someone that fits your description.

It is possible, but I don't think it's likely, plus there's the fact that the only links he could fund were from a hate site and a christian conspiracy fight. That doesn't seem to fit in the mold of a sheltered theologian or someone who is unfamiliar with The Protocols.

Maybe I am feeding the troll by pointing this out, but several people here are making the argument that Brian B. was just trying to have an honest argument, which I think is far from the case.
posted by afu at 1:46 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


HAI! I'M ON METAFILTER AND I READ THIS WHOLE EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING THREAD.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph the turd-burgling carpenter, so did I. You know how many boobies I could have looked at in this very same browser in that same period of time? I have to get my priorities in order.
posted by maxwelton at 1:50 AM on May 14, 2007


Boobies?
posted by davy at 1:59 AM on May 14, 2007


This is the best Metafilter flame-out I've ever read. And to think I thought this kind of thing only happened on dead threads.

Also: community dead. Is community alive?
posted by thecaddy at 2:04 AM on May 14, 2007


C'mon people, can't we do 400? Don't we deserve it? We've come this far!
posted by conch soup at 2:41 AM on May 14, 2007


Thanks for keeping me entertained in my insomnia. Some of the comments in this thread read like they were written by the duclod man.
posted by jtron at 3:00 AM on May 14, 2007


C'mon people, can't we do 400?

Damn!
posted by Ceiling Cat at 3:01 AM on May 14, 2007


Good morning!

Uncontroversial free speech is never threatened with censorship, and any controversial free speech can be seen as trolling - orthogonality

My wife and I are currently teaching our six-year-old that it is not only what you say, but how you say it. You and Brian B. may want to sit in on some of those lessons.
posted by Rock Steady at 4:28 AM on May 14, 2007


I read this whole thread too, and I haven't seen all that many calls for a banning. They're there, but it doesn't approach a majority.

Because I commented about Brian B.s' idiocy, I'll be clear and say that I have no desire for him to get banned. I think he's played every anti-semitic card here, starting with outrageous and indefensible comments (and I think HM is wrong, the citation chosen for those comments is material), and moving on to fine-toothed parsing and a failure to address the substance of the objections to his speech. The defensive cherry-picking with respect to judaic blood libel bullshit is precisely the point, and I disagree that he's been vindicated by the actual text of Maimonides, as his point was very different.

However, just because he seems to be an irrational and rude writer who has trouble stringing two thoughts together coherently does not mean he should be banned. A nice MeTa callout where his inanity is displayed for all to see isn't a bad idea, though.
posted by OmieWise at 4:33 AM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


I'd serve a Lutheran, but not an Orthodox Jew, pork.

I'd happily pork an Orthodox Jew, but I wouldn't get served by any Lutherans.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:39 AM on May 14, 2007


Oh well... since it's come to this, I might as well relive some past glories...

ahem... if the piano player would be so kind to strike up the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody...


Who is that asshole?
Why won't he go away?
Mocked by a troll
Who'll be here until judgement day.

Avert your eyes
Look up from the screen and see,
He's just a dumb troll, no need to vent your spleen
Because, see, like trolls come, trolls will go,
Don't let him harsh your mellow.
Everything the troll blows out of his asshole is gas,
Poo gas.

Admins, his ass will ban.
That's the fate of every troll
Once his schtick get's really old.
Users, there's no need to bait
the troll, he'll be annoying anyway.
Users, oooo,
He means to make you mad.
If Brian's back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, 'cause he doesn't really matter.

Oh why am I still here?
Sends shivers down my spine,
Mind is aching all the time.
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave the troll behind and his doucheface
Users, oooo Everything the troll blows
There's no need to stay,
The scope of his lameitude is plain to all.

I see a little silhouetto of a troll,
Hey motty, hey motty, will you start a call out thread?
Banhammers and flameouts very very painful me.
Heywood Mogroot Heywood Mogroot
Heywood Mogroot Heywood Mogroot
Heywood Mogroot OmieWise
Ethereal Bligh igh igh igh igh
He's just a dumb troll and nobody likes him.
There is no need to reply with ferocity,
Spare us a thread from his monstrosity.
Trolls come, trolls go, will you let it go.
Bismillah! No! We will not let it go.
Let it go!
Bismillah! We will not let it go.
Let it go!
Bismillah! We will not let it go.
Let him go.
Will not let him go. Let him go.
Will not let him go. Let him go
Never never never never never never never let it go!
No no no no no no no
Oh for fuck's sake, oh for fuck's sake, oh for fuck's sake let it go!
mathowie has a hammer put aside for him, for him, for him!

So you think you can mock us and shit in this thread?
So you think you can trash it and leave it for dead?
Oh Brian. Can't do this to us, Brian.
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

He doesn't really matter.
Anyone can see,
He doesn't really matter, he doesn't really matter to me.

Everything the troll blows...
posted by Kattullus at 4:57 AM on May 14, 2007 [3 favorites]


Coincidently, I've been reading Dawkins's The God Delusion, and have just now arrived at the part where he quotes Maimonides.

Dawkins explains:
...'Thou shalt not kill' was never intended to mean what we now think it means. It meant, very specifically, thou shalt not kill Jews.... Moses Maimonides, the highly respected twelfth-century rabbi and physician, expounds the full meaning of 'Thou shalt not kill' as follows: 'If one slays a single Israelite, he transgresses a negative commandment, for Scripture says, Thou shalt not murder. If one murders willfully in the presence of witnesses, he is put to death by the sword. Needless to say, one is not put to death if he kills a heathen'
Dawkins goes on to quote Maimonides on Joshua's sack of Jericho and the genocide of the seven non-Jewish tribes extant in the land promised to the Jews by their God. Dawkins:
Once again the sage Maimonides, often cited for his scholarly wisdom, is in no doubt where he stands on this issue: 'It is the positive commandment to destroy the seven nations, as it is said Thou shalt utterly destroy them. If one doe snot put to death any of them that falls into one's power, one transgresses a negative commandment, as it is said: Thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth..
motty's original complaint to start this whole Metatalk thread was "So MeFi user Brian B. has chosen [...] to spread a bit of good old-fashioned antisemitism, selective quotes from the Talmud styley, explaining why, apparently, Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews, something my own rabbi omitted to mention at any point...."

"[A]pparently, [some] Jews believe is it ok to murder non-Jews" precisely because that's what God commanded. Maimonides, whatever other faults he may have had, should be congratulated for his consistency in following The Lord's commandments.

As motty went one to tell us that he was in physical distress because of this, "breathing very slowly and deeply and still seeing everything through an extremely red mist and [he] would appreciate some suggestions", I suppose one suggestion is that motty's next step might be to ask his "own rabbi" why he "omitted to mention at any point" anything about Maimonides or perhaps more centrally, the entire Book of Joshua, and why the morality of the God of Israel (as depicted in that God's own inspired Holy Book and His commandments to His people) seems to motty to be anti-Semitic libels.
posted by orthogonality at 4:57 AM on May 14, 2007 [6 favorites]


The funny thing is, these two comments right in a row? I agree with both of them!

This fucking thing again?

Taking three sentences out of the Mishne Torah and asking Jews to defend them, as though they have some obligation to do so is one of my all time favorite exercises.

There are tens of thousands of pages of Jewish law and there's a lot of fascinating and beautiful as well as anachronistic, cruel and mean stuff. You read three lines of a massive text which is essentially a restatement of the entirety of Jewish law, tell me it's what the Rambam thought, what I believe in, and tell me I belong to a hateful sect. Fuck that thing. You keep it in your dirty little hand.
posted by kosem at 12:53 AM on May 14

Afro, I've never seen a bigger crowd of paranoid chickenshits in one place. You must be joking.
posted by Brian B. at 12:54 AM on May 14

posted by Captaintripps at 5:12 AM on May 14, 2007


Well, orthogonality, the point you make, which may not be the one you intended, is that context informs the way in which we understand and respond to arguments. Dawkins' inclusion of those criticisms of judaism within a larger argument he is developing about the utility of religion is completely appropriate. His citation of Maimonides likewise. Were his footnotes to point to the book "The truth of the blood libel: Why what the jews call "myths" are all you really need to know about judaism" as the source of his Maimonides quotes his argument would be suspect. We might still grant that the citation is correct, but we'd be completely justified in wondering if there were other motives at play that made it more likely that Dawkins could be disingenuous in this instance.

I'm sympathetic to your point that Judaism too needs to be criticized, but I haven't really seen people arguing otherwise in this thread.
posted by OmieWise at 5:28 AM on May 14, 2007


Understand, I'm not calling Judaism "a hateful sect", or seeking to "justify" the Shoah, anymore than I condemn all Americans or seek to justify 9/11 for the sins of slavery and Native American genocide. (As some American Christians, admittedly on the fringes, have tried to "justify" 9/11 as a "punishment" for homosexual marriage or abortion or whatnot.)

Do I think most modern Jews believe that it's no sin to kill a Gentile? No, no I do not. And I would oppose any attempt to smear them with Maimonides's brush.

But frankly, it's impossible to understand America without understanding the impact on the American experience of slavery and genocide.

Is it possible to understand Judaism or the Jewish experience without reference to the Book of Joshua? I'm sure different people would give different answers, and I don't presume to have the answer.

Certainly, to understand the the Jewish experience of the last 500 years, you have to reference the Shoah, the expulsion or forced conversion in Spain, the pogroms and rapes and the blood libels all over Europe.

It doesn't make the inhumanity of the blood libel any less of a lie that Maimonides's teachings are true. The truth of Maimonides doesn't excuse a single forced conversion in spain, or single stone thrown at a single Jew in Poland, or a single pogrom in the Pale of Settlement, or a single cattle-car unloading at a single Vernichtungslager in Germany.

The blood libel, the Protocols, the modern lies about Hollywood and the international banks are lies. Call them out, call them anti-Semitism, please do!

But not every criticism of Jews or Judaism or Israel is a lie or motivated in anti-Semitism. Don't smear people with association with the Inquisition, the pogrom, and the death-camp when they are relating well-attested truths of history.

Disagree with Maimonides (or agree with him, if you must). But don't tell us he never wrote what he wrote, using the bludgeon of an accusation of "anti-Semite!" to win the argument.
posted by orthogonality at 5:36 AM on May 14, 2007 [9 favorites]


Do I think most modern Jews believe that it's no sin to kill a Gentile? No, no I do not. And I would oppose any attempt to smear them with Maimonides's brush.

What a nasty and disingenous troll this is. I understand you perfectly well, Orthogonality.
posted by motty at 6:03 AM on May 14, 2007


I'm a lurker, but commented briefly in that thread. It's just this -- yesterday morning I was out for breakfast with wife and baby. At the next table were several older children, one of which started to play with our empty stroller, but seemed to be doing no damage. A few minutes later, come around to look at the baby in her chair, and suddenly started to rattle her chair, at which point, of course we stopped him.

And the point is: I know epsilon > 0 about maimonedes, assume delta > 0 about Brain B.'s authortial intent. There's internal consistency to his argument, but doesn't quite know what he's doing and needed to be gently informed.

I'm sure there's an epsilon-delta formula in there for the optimal allocation of banhammering, but I'm worried if I get the math mathowie will end up banned. (again.)
posted by ~ at 6:14 AM on May 14, 2007


(sorry about atrocious english.)
posted by ~ at 6:15 AM on May 14, 2007


Fascinating, ortho, and thanks, finally, for an answer to the question. I have zero agenda, but am curious to learn more about this now (raised RC, I should at least learn a bit more about the origin of the commandments and whether they mean what I've been taught they mean).

Cheers.
posted by dreamsign at 6:20 AM on May 14, 2007


For reals?
posted by chuckdarwin at 6:24 AM on May 14, 2007


orthogonality: Great comments, very well put; ditto klangklangston.

Personally, I don't think Brian B. is anti-semitic, just anti-religious. While it would have helped immensely had he linked to a less inflammatory website, his original comments don't offend me any more (Or less) than when folks quote Scripture or Christian texts that defend or promote offensive attitudes and actions. This is a logical extension of the LOLXTIAN mindset (LOLJOOS?), and the thing that strikes me most odd is that Brian B. doesn't have more of the folks from that silly crocoduck thread defending him.

Davy, honestly, while I appreciate your forthrightness, you always seem dead set on sabotaging any valid point you make by delivering it in a style that's part gasping fish flopping on the pier and ADD-ridden ten year old hepped up on pixie sticks.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:26 AM on May 14, 2007


Remember, folks, you're holding Judaism to words that were written in the 12th century.

Scientology believes this stuff now.

12th century != 21st century.
posted by Malor at 6:34 AM on May 14, 2007


Disagree with Maimonides (or agree with him, if you must). But don't tell us he never wrote what he wrote, using the bludgeon of an accusation of "anti-Semite!" to win the argument.
I don't think anyone said that Maimonides never wrote that. I dispute that that one cherry-picked phrase is "the truth of Maimonides." Reducing his legacy to that seems disingenuous at best; a strangely perverse reading of his legacy and significance. Pulling the quote out of context where and from whence it was for a throwaway remark looks downright suspicious. When called on that, compounding the misunderstanding, if that's all it was, looks worse still.
posted by Abiezer at 6:36 AM on May 14, 2007


though I'm not sure where he got that from...

   Then you didn't click on the link to check.


Sorry, I meant "where Maimonides got it from," not where you got it from.

The "kill the shiksa" bit comes from here (in Hebrew, I'm afraid). And he references a pretty isolated incident in Numbers 31 to bolster his opinion.

The funny thing about all this is that even in the times of Maimonides and his peers, such discussion of death penalties and lashings and all that was purely academic; capital punishment of any form was abolished once the Jews were exiled and the Sanhedrin dissolved.
posted by greatgefilte at 6:43 AM on May 14, 2007


"I'm sympathetic to your point that Judaism too needs to be criticized, but I haven't really seen people arguing otherwise in this thread."

That's becauase we've been too busy arguing over whether or not Brian B. should be "banniated" for criticising Judaism. People like motty, who think free speech applies only to people who freely say what they want them to (and how they want it said), which in this thread means they think that anyone who criticises anything about Judaism or defends anyone who does is an evil Nazi troll who must be dealt with harshly chop-chop.

I'd've thought such dingenuity was beneath you, OmieWise.
posted by davy at 7:08 AM on May 14, 2007


Attention dingenuous davy: the issue is not whether criticism of Judaism is verbotten, but whether we should link to hate-friendly sites.
posted by ibmcginty at 7:24 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


420.
posted by Stynxno at 7:31 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


This is the problem with permitting religion-critical and accusatory posts on Metafilter.

Hate on Scientology? Permitted. Atheists hate on Christians? Permitted. Christians hate on atheists? Permitted. Hate on Muslims? Permitted? Hate on Jews? Permitted?

If you are going to allow the disgusting and pointless attack of Belief X on Belief Y--which is always nothing more than controversy-causing noise that does not change minds or advance any meaningful discussion--then you have to allow all of them.

An alternative way to deal with the issue is to adopt the principle that when it comes to matters of belief, we understand other believe differently, so we will not put up comments directed at insulting those who believe differently.
posted by dios at 7:33 AM on May 14, 2007


stinky!
posted by dios at 7:33 AM on May 14, 2007


People like motty, who think free speech applies only to people who freely say what they want them to (and how they want it said), which in this thread means they think that anyone who criticises anything about Judaism or defends anyone who does is an evil Nazi troll who must be dealt with harshly chop-chop.

Davy, are you under the misapprehension that this is a government supported site? There is no guarantee of free speech here. The administrators are free to remove any post they want, and to ban anyone they want, at any time, without explanation.
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:34 AM on May 14, 2007


Remember, folks, you're holding Judaism to words that were written in the 12th century.

Nobody is frickin holding nothing to anything.

It's interesting and it may be historical fact. Don't go getting your panties in a bunch.
posted by dreamsign at 7:34 AM on May 14, 2007


which is always nothing more than controversy-causing noise that does not change minds or advance any meaningful discussion

How loud exactly do I have to go LA LA LA with my fingers in my ears to keep from learning something today?

Cause I wasn't planning on doing that.
posted by dreamsign at 7:47 AM on May 14, 2007


the issue is not whether criticism of Judaism is verbotten, but whether we should link to hate-friendly sites.

Worth noting again, for the orthos in the thread: For many, the problem that primarily concerned us here was Brian B's gullible defense of the Alabaster site. He obviously needs to recalibrate his anti-religion guns to exclude that kind of idiocy, but no where has he come close to acknowledging that.

Seems obvious he doesn't have the cojones to admit he missed that one. Seems equally obvious he's lost a lot of credibility on religious issues.
posted by mediareport at 7:51 AM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


This is so retarded. I keep on smelling smoke, keep tracking the burning smell back to this thread, keep coming back here to check on it, and STILL NO FLAMEOUT.

jeez, get with the program. I can't even pop my corn with this.
posted by exlotuseater at 7:56 AM on May 14, 2007


I think everybody who has posted in this thread owes an apology to everybody else who has posted in this thread.

Sorry guys.
posted by hoverboards don't work on water at 7:56 AM on May 14, 2007


I'm only sorry it's not hot enough in here.
posted by exlotuseater at 7:56 AM on May 14, 2007


I think everybody who has posted in this thread owes an apology to everybody else who has posted in this thread.

Yeah, I'm sorry too. Do not feed, etc.
posted by yhbc at 8:03 AM on May 14, 2007


If there's one thing to learn from this thread, it is this:

Jews are tetchy.
posted by five fresh fish at 8:04 AM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


Exlotus— Who are you, Nelly?
posted by klangklangston at 8:10 AM on May 14, 2007


I'm sorry.
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:14 AM on May 14, 2007


I'm not sorry (antisemitism thread) you're the one that's sorry (antisemitism thread) you're making me sorry....
posted by OmieWise at 8:17 AM on May 14, 2007


I'm sorry.

No, wait, I had no part in this.
Nevermind.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:29 AM on May 14, 2007


you're holding Judaism to words that were written in the 12th century

No we're not. Brian linked Hubbard's "fair game" outlook to the 12th century teachings, not modern-day Jewish jurisprudence.

The extent that modern-day Jews hold eg. Maimonides current (apparently not much) is their problem, not Brian Bs'.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 8:32 AM on May 14, 2007


sorry
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 8:32 AM on May 14, 2007


dios!
posted by Stynxno at 8:44 AM on May 14, 2007


Hi guys! Today my sandwich is ham and muenster.
posted by thirteenkiller at 8:55 AM on May 14, 2007


"I think everybody who has posted in this thread owes an apology to everybody else who has posted in this thread."

I stand 100% by everything I have written in this thread.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:13 AM on May 14, 2007


I was standing behind mr_crash_davis when he cut the cheese. I've since moved away.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 9:20 AM on May 14, 2007


Jarlsberg Swiss was on sale at the Acme, which in Philly is pronounced "Ack-uh-me". I have paired it with oven-roasted turkey breast, adorned with mayo and a dab of deli mustard, all between two slices of whole wheat.
posted by Mister_A at 9:23 AM on May 14, 2007


Omiewise, I don't remember you in that thread. Perhaps you could link a comment or two.

Brian, I just read that thread today, and you don't represent yourself well in that thread, especially after other people tried to explain why you weren't understanding what lalochezia was saying.

I think it could be argued that a similar thing is happening here: you're arguing, albeit I think jokingly, that Hubbard learned everything he knew about the treatment of non-Scientologists from Maimonides, when in fact this made up a small minority of Maimonides' teachings and thus seemed incongruous. When you chose to defend your position, rather than simply quoting the Talmudic verse specifically, you pointed to a book which was hosted on an archive that was very clearly anti-semitic or, at the very least, heavily biased against Jews and called the archive "scholarly."

Some members of the thread were predictably upset because it suggested that your angle of research derived from an anti-semitic perspective and this is very threatening in a context where Jewish people fairly recently were killed exclusively for being Jewish, for precisely the reasons that were laid out in many of the books in that archive.
posted by Deathalicious at 9:32 AM on May 14, 2007


Deathalicious, stop being on topic. you're ruining the thread.
posted by Stynxno at 9:36 AM on May 14, 2007


Somebody shoot me an email when the hugs begin. I don't want to miss them.
posted by mds35 at 9:39 AM on May 14, 2007


>>What a nasty and disingenous troll this is. I understand you perfectly well, Orthogonality.

Motty, you're well out of line here. Ortho posted a very reasonable and moderate comment which was in no way anti-semitic. Accusing even the mildest criticism of being a "troll" wins you no points even amongst your supporters in this thread.
posted by modernnomad at 9:46 AM on May 14, 2007 [4 favorites]


Chipotle burrito, bros. Flavored with Hitler sauce.
posted by Kwine at 10:32 AM on May 14, 2007


I don't agree, modernnomad, and I don't see how I am out of line. The phrase I was calling trollery - which I stand by - was Do I think most modern Jews believe that it's no sin to kill a Gentile? No, no I do not. And I would oppose any attempt to smear them with Maimonides's brush.

The key nasty phrase here is "smear them with Maimonides's brush", and the unstated implication alluded to passim is that Maimonides believed it was no sin to kill a non-Jew. Which is, I'm sorry, not just bollocks, but, in the context of a long history of people taking out of context phrases from or misapprehensions about Jewish texts as justification for all kinds of horrors - antisemitic bollocks at that.

None of the stuff from the Mishneh Torah which has been quoted contradicts this. For all that the stuff about the shiksas is just as vile as the homophobic parts of Leviticus, it still doesn't mean that Maimonides believed it was no sin to kill a non-Jew full stop end of story. However, Orthoganality's text is carefully constructed to make you think he did. You're damn right I'm smelling an antisemitic rat.

His previous post to that includes another bit of trollische sleight of hand, where he conflates the instructions given for a specific historical war in the Book of Joshua with normative Jewish law and leaves the lay reader with the impression that the wanton and willy nilly murder of non-Jews is not only permitted by Maimonides but has biblical precedent. Neither point is actually the case, but that is not the impression the reader might be left with.

Orthog also wrote "one suggestion is that motty's next step might be to ask his "own rabbi" why he "omitted to mention at any point" anything about Maimonides or perhaps more centrally, the entire Book of Joshua, and why the morality of the God of Israel (as depicted in that God's own inspired Holy Book and His commandments to His people) seems to motty to be anti-Semitic libels".

Again, he is begging the question and he is repeating antisemitic libels. By dressing up his posts with flannel and laying it on thick that he is not - of course - antisemitic - but wishes merely to 'criticise' those parts of Judaism he sees worthy of criticism - he is making it very easy for people to assume that he is being entirely reasonable and that the racist libels he cleverly embeds in the flannel are in fact the case.

It so happens that I am entirely in favour of free speech. I am not a dogmatist (actually, Judaism doesn't have dogma), I am not religious, and I am quite happy for people to criticise Jews, Judaism, Zionism and Israel as much as they like. Indeed, there is a great deal to criticise in all four cases without having to lie or misrepresent anything. Orthog's posts, however, based as they are on lies and misrepresentations, do not fall into the category of valid criticism but either of deliberate racist slurs or a level of factual and historical misunderstanding that does not sit well with the cleverness of the texts themselves.

It's hard not to conclude that the lies and misrepresentations are deliberate.
posted by motty at 10:32 AM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


i have never before heard fishing referred to as "trollery", nor seen it characterized as "trollische".
posted by quonsar at 10:38 AM on May 14, 2007


You're probably all wondering what *I* think.

(crickets)

I'm, uh, gonna go look at some pictures of penguins now.
posted by evilcolonel at 10:43 AM on May 14, 2007


I have to say, it has at least been a while since we've done something quite like this. So that's kind of nice. Bloody, awful, worst-of-metafilter stuff from my personal perspective, pretty much on all accounts.

Nuking the discussion early on would have been a reasonable move, administratively, not to surpress discussion of the issues (I think a calm and well-handled exploration of some of the stuff that has come up here would make for damned good mefi) but because it looked like, and turned out to be, a great big ugly mess in the making. But, on the bright side, it seems to be contained here, and hopefully there's been some getting-it-out-of-our-system catharsis so that we can have a few months without a repeat.
posted by cortex at 10:45 AM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


The Wikipedia article on Maimonides is well worth reading, I believe; his family spent the decade when he was 13-23 running from a radical Berber Islamic sect which conquered his native city of Cordoba, as well as the rest of moorish Iberia, and of North Africa all the way to Egypt, and which gave the Jews of Cordoba a choice between conversion and death (does anyone know, by the way, whether Christmas and Easter hams became a tradition as part of a program to winkle out false converts to Christianity?). Considerable asperity toward Gentiles would seem to have been inevitable with that personal history.

But I really caught my breath when I read the bit about his Negative Theology:

For instance, one should not say that God exists in the usual sense of the term; all we can safely say is that God is not non-existent. We should not say that "God is wise"; but we can say that "God is not ignorant", i.e. in some way, God has some properties of knowledge. We should not say that "God is One", but we can state that "there is no multiplicity in God's being". In brief, the attempt is to gain and express knowledge of God by describing what God is not; rather than by describing what God "is".

I think one of the greatest leaps of creative genius in all of mathematics is Cantor's diagonal argument, in which Cantor proves the existence of trancendental numbers, but not only that, demonstrates that there are more of them than there are rational or algebraic numbers (an infinity greater than infinity), by writing down a list of all rational numbers and showing by a simple trick that there must be at least one number-- and by direct implication an unthinkably vast number of numbers-- not on the list. All this without being able to exhibit a single transcendental number!

Cantor chose the Hebrew alphabet for his hierarchy of infinities when almost everyone else in mathematics was using Greek, and I've wondered if something specifically Jewish could have been part of his inspiration. Well, if you take Negative Theology to imply that no list of attributes can begin to capture the essence of God, the answer would seem to be yes, and it affords a certain satisfaction to think the overwhelming sense of the numinous I felt when I first saw this argument might have such an impeccably legitimate theological lineage.
posted by jamjam at 10:55 AM on May 14, 2007 [17 favorites]


Thanks Motty, that was well-written and thoughtful, and I think I have a better understanding of where you are coming from.

Reading all the posts here I think part of the problem is that there is no clear line as to where crticism of Judaism transitions into anti-semitism. I think often when people point out "bad" things that are said in a given religious text, they are often coming at it from an anti-theistic perspective in general. When that anti-theism is directed at Judaism, it is easy to label it anti-semitic. But of course "anti-semitism" implicates a whole host of evils that atheism or general Dawkins-esque religious critiques do not.

I suppose what the discussion should teach us is that religious intolerance (from all quarters) is far too recent (and quite obviously ongoing) in our collective history to demand anything other than the utmost sensitivity on all sides.

Given history, it is understandable that Jews are going to be hyper-sensitive to anything or anyone that appears to be dredging up old anti-semitic canards -- as a people, they'd be foolish not to be wary. Yet also, given history, anyone who feels they are in danger of unfairly being labelled an anti-semite is going to react in the most forceful way they can, because no other label save for perhaps "paedophile" will so quickly destroy a person's standing in modern western society.
posted by modernnomad at 11:04 AM on May 14, 2007


Not that anyone cares at this point, but I thought that Orthogonality's phrasing of "Do I think most modern Jews believe that it's no sin to kill a Gentile? No, no I do not. And I would oppose any attempt to smear them with Maimonides's brush." was at best poorly-worded and could easily be interpreted as insulting and/or a troll.
i.e. "Do I think that most Roman Catholics believe that it is no sin to molest a child? No, no I do not. And I would oppose any attempt to smear them with Pope Benedict's brush."
Are there any modern jews who aren't complete nutters who believe that killing a gentile is OK?
posted by Challahtronix at 11:08 AM on May 14, 2007


I think this was all worth it for jamjam's comment.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:14 AM on May 14, 2007


Challahtronix the world has moved on.
posted by thirteenkiller at 11:15 AM on May 14, 2007


Heirloom tomato salad with aged balsamic.
Vodka.
Cornbread.
posted by Dizzy at 11:20 AM on May 14, 2007


The problem with threads like this is that they tend to make the people on the right side of the argument (the anti-anti-semites) look as dumb as the people on the wrong side of the argument (the anti-semites).
posted by bugbread at 11:21 AM on May 14, 2007


I also standby what I said early in this thread. Complete waste of time. Motty need not worry that I now have mistaken beliefs about Judaism because of Brian B. or orthogonality because I don't come to mefi for religious historical analysis. Likewise no worries that I take motty's charges of "racism" very seriously at all. Misrepresentations? Sure. But anyone whose first argument includes charges of both "anti-semitism" and "racism" is probably operating from hysterics rather than reason.

There have been good, illuminating arguments on metafilter. They usually included phrases such as "Good point! You do admit there is some ambiguity in this phrase, and my tendency is to interpret it as..." -and- "Yeah, but I wouldn't call that text authoritative. You see, as far as I know..."

Heated arguments never lead to either knowledge or truth. I'll just skip over them and I'd probably advise most others to do the same - unless you're a fan of soap operas or Jerry Springer type television.
posted by vacapinta at 11:23 AM on May 14, 2007


So, it's not OK to kill a gentile?

Then I'm not converting.
posted by Mister_A at 11:34 AM on May 14, 2007


Wait! Wait! A deal, I could make you! We'll grandfather in wedgies, say! How can you not like that?
posted by cortex at 11:37 AM on May 14, 2007


I would oppose any attempt to smear them with Maimonides's brush

Um, if I've read it right, the view of Maimonides [now superceded by all jewish law] is that a Jew who kills a gentile will be punished by god, not man.

How would that reassure a blaspheming atheist in 12th century Tel Aviv?
posted by dash_slot- at 12:00 PM on May 14, 2007


motty on orthogonality: The key nasty phrase here is "smear them with Maimonides's brush", and the unstated implication alluded to passim is that Maimonides believed it was no sin to kill a non-Jew. Which is, I'm sorry, not just bollocks--

I understand what you're saying, but I think the general rule of "don't assume malice where ignorance suffices" applies here.

As I understand it, Maimonides wasn't a perpetrator of a cruel and archaic system of laws, as he was portrayed by Israel Shahak--in the 12th century, when Maimonides lived, there was no Jewish state, and there hadn't been for centuries. Rather, Maimonides was a pathbreaking humanist scholar who produced commentary on the ancient Jewish laws, explaining the rationale behind them. (Most of his works were written in Arabic, by the way.)

But most people don't know this. So I think a fair number of people in this thread are getting the impression that Maimonides was advocating the death penalty for non-Jews in arbitrary circumstances, etc.

Heywood Mogroot: russil: from my reading brian's original, above, is not proposing a 1:1 identity between Hubbert's morality and Maimonides, just that there were parallels.

Actually, that's pretty much what Israel Shahak is claiming. As I posted above, Shahak fabricated a story about an orthodox Jew who left a non-Jew to die on Shabbat rather than call an ambulance.

As I understand it, Shahak's field of scholarship was chemistry, not history or Judaism.

Shahak himself is also an interesting and colorful figure. He was a concentration camp survivor himself. Here's an argument between Shahak and Timothy Garton Ash. Garton Ash concludes:
Professor Shahak's concluding words about the special kind of moral courage required to confront the failings of "one's own group" are eloquent and well-taken. As an Englishman, I may find it more difficult to condemn the bombing of Dresden than to condemn Auschwitz. Perhaps to do so is also morally more important. But if my sense of national moral responsibility were to lead me to assert that there is no difference between Dresden and Auschwitz, then I would be doing no one any service. On the contrary, I would be attacking (albeit vainly) the basic principles of historical explanation and moral judgment, not to mention common sense. This is perhaps a danger which Professor Shahak does not entirely avoid.

posted by russilwvong at 12:18 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


As greatgefilte and others pointed out upthread Maimonides' juridical judgments didn't really apply even in his own day. He spent his whole life in Muslim-ruled countries, as a dhimmi under another monotheist "faith" run by people who didn't value non-Muslim lives as much as those of their own kind, while at the same time in Xian-ruled Europe Jews were being raped to death or burned at the stake for the imaginary crime of bleeding Xian babies. Enlightened and/or liberal values like "respect for diversity," "the community of humanity" and "freedoms of thought and speech for all" had to wait a few hundred years to be publicly formulated and another few hundred years to begin to be put into practice. (And as this thread shows their implementation remains imperfect.)

Speaking of which, whatever the shortcomings of the current Jewish State of Israel at least they don't insist on running everything by their religious law the way their "adversary" Iran does. E.g., I hear that in Tel Aviv you can tell people you're an atheist and not be arrested and tortured.

And by the way, yes I know Metafilter is not a government-funded site and the Mods may delete whatever they choose for any reason or none. That is not the point: it was not the Moderators we were arguing with, but ordinary lusers on our own lowly level who were clamoring for the "Rulers'" tolerance to be limited even further. Do try to keep up if you must argue on the Internet, especially if you mean to rescind years of real-world progress.

In closing, O Archons of the Mefites, may this useless thread be closed? I think we've all embarrassed ourselves enough here. Or must I threaten to boycott oxygen?
posted by davy at 12:30 PM on May 14, 2007


russilwvong : "But most people don't know this. So I think a fair number of people in this thread are getting the impression that Maimonides was advocating the death penalty for non-Jews in arbitrary circumstances, etc."

See, an ideal MetaTalk about this issue would have gone like this:

A: "Brian B compared one of the teachings to one of L. Ron Hubbard's"
B: "Yes, and in that both gave different rules for treating the in-group and the out-group, they're similar."
C: "True, but Maimonides wasn't advocating murder of the out-group, just decreased punishment for murdering the out-group."
D: "Not just that, but he wasn't advocating it at all, just trying to illuminate a possible reason for inconsistencies that would otherwise exist in certain books."
E: "Plus, of course, the historical context was entirely different. He was in a society which took the same approach, where in that society Islam was the in-group, and Judaism was the out-group."
F: "In fact, the problem with quoting Maimonides in this sort of situation is that the stuff written about him, by Shahak, was written by someone who, himself, was known to play loose and fast in order to advance his viewpoint. So referencing Shahak is referencing an unreliable (or, at least, contentious) source in the first place."
G: "Well, then, that issue solved, what about linking to hate-sites in general?"
H: "We've already discussed that in depth. Check out this MeTa [link1], or this one[link2], or this one[link3]."

See? The brunt of this could have been solved in 6 or so comments, and then we could just link back to any of the previous discussions where all the salient points about linking to hate-sites in general have already all been brought up and discussed in stunning depth. The MeTa could have been done completely in 7 comments.

That's the problem with MeTa'ing when one is seeing through a red mist of anger: it clouds ability to discuss or debunk something logically and succinctly.
posted by bugbread at 12:59 PM on May 14, 2007 [3 favorites]


I'm confused. Is this Mammarides guy ok with the fact that the Jews did WTC?
posted by dios at 1:12 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


just decreased punishment for murdering the out-group

... plus what I consider judicial murder of the outgroup when desired.

brian's off-hand comparison was between Scientology and OT Judiac totalitarianism as filtered through Maimonides, not Scientology vs.modern judaism per se.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 1:14 PM on May 14, 2007


But bugbread, what fun would THAT have been?
posted by davy at 1:15 PM on May 14, 2007


Jews nuthin', it was TROLLS did 9/11. Trolls.
posted by davy at 1:17 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Thirty one more to go, people. You can do it.
posted by boo_radley at 1:17 PM on May 14, 2007


brian's off-hand comparison was between Scientology and OT Judiac totalitarianism as filtered through Maimonides, not Scientology vs.modern judaism per se.

Yeah, but the problem was less his comparison than the way he was so weasly about defending it. He gave every impression of acting in very bad faith. I understand that you think about this differently, but his insistence that a hate site was not only an appropriate place to find his citation, but what I take (and I realize this is my value judgment) as his lie about not realizing the inflammatory nature of his choice, made his position considerably more controversial than the reasoned one being discussed here.
posted by OmieWise at 1:29 PM on May 14, 2007


"Mammarides" sound like a lot of fun and probably NSFW.
posted by Mister_A at 1:32 PM on May 14, 2007


We've had lots of quotes from books here
But now
I'd like to hear what god has to say about all of this
posted by Bighappyfunhouse at 1:35 PM on May 14, 2007


"I'm confused. Is this Mammarides guy ok with the fact that the Jews did WTC?"

What's all this about Marmalade?
posted by klangklangston at 1:38 PM on May 14, 2007


Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir, klang. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir.
posted by cortex at 1:40 PM on May 14, 2007


I'd like to take this opportunity to declare victory too.
posted by brownpau at 1:44 PM on May 14, 2007


hate site was not only an appropriate place to find his citation

I consider it irrelevant, too, other than it gave people an excuse to inflame themselves with passionate rage instead of engaging in reasoned argumentation. In that respect it was a gaffe.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 1:45 PM on May 14, 2007


mammaries?
posted by Stynxno at 1:45 PM on May 14, 2007


hey heywood, no one cares.
posted by Stynxno at 1:46 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Wow what a thread. FWIW I had never heard of this Maimonides fellow, and found this fairly enlightening - from both sides.
posted by Big_B at 1:50 PM on May 14, 2007


bugbread, you've summarized it nicely.
posted by russilwvong at 1:52 PM on May 14, 2007


I care.

I consider it irrelevant

That's strange to me because it's the basis of my objection. Perhaps he linked to the site in innocence (although as I've said, I doubt that), but I can understand why the site with the comment would raise some flags. Those could have been easily lowered had brianb made any concession as to what was at issue. Instead he parsed and parsed and parsed, and each time he did became more incoherent and more probably anti-semitic. Of course this is my reading. But in it, his link is central not because it indicates anything essential about him, but because his treatment of the concern it raised indicated that he didn't care.
posted by OmieWise at 1:54 PM on May 14, 2007


I passed out drunk last night. Did I miss anything?

(Reads thread.)

Actually, it goth both civil and silly toward the end. Amazing how often those go hand in hand.

Now excuse me while I use a terlet as a container for the contents of my stomach.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:03 PM on May 14, 2007


Stynxno : "hey heywood, no one cares."

Yeah. If anyone cared, we'd have a 479 comment thread about the subject.

Heywood Mogroot : "I consider it irrelevant, too, other than it gave people an excuse to inflame themselves with passionate rage instead of engaging in reasoned argumentation. In that respect it was a gaffe."

It's just one of those "discussing multiple things within the same thread" things. There are several issues (did Maimonides say what Brian B said he did? Was Brian B implying more than he said on the surface? Is what Brian B is implying true? Is it anti-semitic? Are Brian B's sources good? Do they make his argument suspect? Is an argument made more incorrect when it references a primary source linked to from a biased site than when it references the same primary source linked to from a non-biased site?). Different people found different parts of the argument to be the important part.

From what I can tell, you and I were primarily interested in 1) Whether Maimonides really wrote that, and 2) Was it in context, or taken out of context? It took a long time for us to get answers, because other folks were more interested in the other issues. I've read enough threads that a new thread about whether linking hate sites is good or bad isn't an interesting topic. I'm not going to learn a lot from that discussion. I don't know anything at all about Maimonides, so that was a topic I was really interested in. A lot of folks here were more interested in whether or not Brian B was a crypto-anti-semite. Hence the discussion tilted that way.

In short, whether or not Brian B is anti-semitic, or which sources should be linked, etc., are not relevant to the stuff that I'm interested in, nor perhaps to the stuff you're interested in, but that's not to say they're irrelevant in general. Just to me.
posted by bugbread at 2:06 PM on May 14, 2007


Slightly off-topic: if anyone wants to discuss tonight's BBC Panorama broadcast, the thread is still open.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:12 PM on May 14, 2007


470!
posted by davy at 2:16 PM on May 14, 2007


Or maybe not; maybe I should've hit Refresh again first. Eh, I ain't gonna count 'em all, I only got so many fingers.
posted by davy at 2:18 PM on May 14, 2007


I know, let's watch the film clip to see which one is "Brian B." and which is "motty."
posted by davy at 2:20 PM on May 14, 2007


OK, I get it. Jews.
posted by dgaicun at 2:27 PM on May 14, 2007


Seconding BP on the awesomeness of jamjam's comment. I knew following this would pay off... but not in such an unexpectedly mindblowing way.
posted by distant figures at 2:28 PM on May 14, 2007


Hey, I'm so glad you can see inside the secret parts of other folks' conscience and (sub-?) consciousness. Why not look into your own then and tell us why you won't admit that you're a pedophile? Speaking of Bad Faith, I mean.
posted by davy at 2:29 PM on May 14, 2007


Karaites? Lubavichers? Marxians and Stooges?
posted by davy at 2:30 PM on May 14, 2007


It's like davy's comments are transmitted over a bad satellite connection from the moon with a 10 second delay that everyone keeps talking over.
posted by Mid at 2:31 PM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


(The Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges were Jewish, y'know, as was Saul Bellow and Marc Chagall.)
posted by davy at 2:32 PM on May 14, 2007


Shut up, Mid. :-)
posted by davy at 2:32 PM on May 14, 2007


What Brian B did, whether he meant to or not, was to resort to a classic antisemitic rhetorical device, a device which, while not peculiar to antisemitism, has a very long and troubling history in the specific context of antisemitism. Religious texts, which in Judaism are always understood in relation to other religious texts, are highly susceptible to cherry-picking and, throughout history have been cherry picked to the nth degree for nefarious ends. I'm a pretty rational dude, and I think I can differentiate between the not-antisemitic Dawkinsian cherry-picking and its evil cousin.

Every time someone does this, I am faced with the following dilemma:
1. roll my eyes and let it be;
2. sit back and watch the shouting match, or;
3. take the considerable time to, without, god forbid, telling the person they've engaged in a classically antisemitic tactic, explain that yes, the Rambam was writing a Restatement of Jewish Law (The Mishne Torah), yes that is an attempt to reconcile various esoteric machlakot in the Talmud and yes, the principle articulated by the sentence you quoted suggests a separateness, an elitism and a tribal sentiment common to, well, common to all tribes. No, there haven't been any applications of these laws since the Sanhedrin was dissolved...and the anthropological reasons for this are legion, so yes, when the Rambam summarized this particular law, it had already been dead letter for hundreds of years. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

That's not debate. There is no "other side." There's just some asshole who has no idea what he's talking about strongly insinuating that the great hero philosopher of medieval Judaism says it's ok to kill the goyim, and that this is some kind of important tenant of Jews and Judaism. When things like this happen, and not in the context of a debate about, say, the legal status of gentiles in Rabbinic law (which is a fascinating topic), or even about Judaism generally, but rather in a thread about Scientology, is it someone's job, every time to pretend like we're having a rational debate and clarify "misconceptions"? To step in and say, "Well, yes, but..."? No, it isn't. Which is why I prefer some formulation of "you're picking a fight and behaving like an asshole."

But then, when you don't debate the perpetrator on his own terms, the thing he said stands and because it is succinct and easy to understand, as opposed to the actual, complex explanation, takes hold.

I'm sympathetic to everyone's desire to learn what the Rambam said and to know if what Brian B said is true or whether it's a hateful lie. It's a really interesting topic and lord knows there are tens of thousands of pages written by and about the Rambam. But that's not what this thread is about at all. To say that it's no great shakes when someone says, completely out of the blue: "Oh yeah! Well the Jews think it's ok to murder non-Jews!" and then to insist on a rational rebuttal of that ludicrous proposition is maddening beyond belief.

It's a little late in the day for this, but I wrote it, so there you have it. And I don't mean, by the above, to cast aspersions on anyone here (apart from, perhaps Brian B through his behavior), just to respond to a bit of the "overreacting!" or "irrational!" comments above. It's a very emotional thing for a lot of us and to dismiss it as Jewish paranoia is a touch insulting.
posted by kosem at 2:37 PM on May 14, 2007 [46 favorites]


What's the Comment Count up to now?
posted by davy at 2:40 PM on May 14, 2007


Thank you kosem.
posted by motty at 2:41 PM on May 14, 2007


Is everyone waiting for someone else to post #499?
posted by greatgefilte at 2:47 PM on May 14, 2007


Not really.
posted by cortex at 2:49 PM on May 14, 2007


Judaism says it's ok to kill the goyim

more like it was ok. There is a difference.

and that this is some kind of important tenet of Jews and Judaism

this is what people are reading into brian b's comment, but all he did was link Elron with the Maimonides guy.

brian b said nothing about current Judaic thought.

Elron said, it some circumstances, it is OK to kill out-groups in defense of their religion/culture. Maimonides, in the 12th century, apparently wrote similar things regarding the old laws.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 2:50 PM on May 14, 2007


Hey everybody, throughout human history most people in most places have thought and still think murdering people like them is worse than murdering some other kind; it's kinda like the ghettoes of Karachi didn't erupt when the Taliban blew the bejeezus out of statues of the Buddhas but let some Danish guy print a few cartoons about THEIR prophet and they all go apeshit. In perspective, whichever In Crowd you belong to, we all suck!
posted by davy at 2:52 PM on May 14, 2007


kosem: There's just some asshole who has no idea what he's talking about strongly insinuating that the great hero philosopher of medieval Judaism says it's ok to kill the goyim, and that this is some kind of important tenet of Jews and Judaism. When things like this happen, and not in the context of a debate about, say, the legal status of gentiles in Rabbinic law (which is a fascinating topic), or even about Judaism generally, but rather in a thread about Scientology, is it someone's job, every time, to pretend like we're having a rational debate and clarify "misconceptions"?

If it happens again, we can just link to your comment.

Heywood Mogroot: brian b said nothing about current Judaic thought.

Again: Brian B. was relying on Israel Shahak's highly colored description of Judaism. And Shahak does claim that this applies to modern Judaism.
posted by russilwvong at 2:59 PM on May 14, 2007


kosem's comment was the best of this thread.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 3:28 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


And Shahak does claim that this applies to modern Judaism.

So? brian b first loosely equalted Elron to the M guy's philosophy not modern Judaism. He later linked Shahak to explain who the M guy was.

And I wish to clarify 'the site was irrelevant' comment. It was irrelevant in the logical, rhetorical sense (assuming the text itself is accurate), but I see that in the real-world people may not want their IP addresses exposed to supposedly hostile sites and that's perfectly rational and proper.
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 3:33 PM on May 14, 2007


And.... scene.

Thank you for stepping in, kosem.
posted by jokeefe at 3:43 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Q: Know why Jewish men wear yarmulkes?
A: Because the little propellers cost extra.
posted by dios at 3:44 PM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


Thank you, kosem. Not so much, heyroot.
posted by ~ at 3:47 PM on May 14, 2007


kosem : "But that's not what this thread is about at all. To say that it's no great shakes when someone says, completely out of the blue: 'Oh yeah! Well the Jews think it's ok to murder non-Jews!' and then to insist on a rational rebuttal of that ludicrous proposition is maddening beyond belief."

Well, keep in mind, if you're not really aware of the role of this whole Maimonides in general anti-semitic discussion, you wouldn't read "I had no idea that Hubbard was familiar with Maimonides" as "Oh yeah! Well the Jews think it's ok to murder non-Jews!", but just "Hubbard said the same thing that some other guy said". Like, if someone had said the same thing about Thomas Aquinas, I wouldn't assume they were on an anti-Catholic screed, but just comparing it to something Aquinas said.

But if you know the background, you'll know that it's a trigger word with lots of background. Like, if I say the phrase "the inaccuracies of carbon-dating", people in the know will realise I'm about to go off on a creation/evolution thing, but someone who isn't familiar with that whole debate will think I'm just...talking about some sort of inaccuracy in carbon-dating. To them, starting a MeTa thread about someone starting a creationism/evolutionism ruckus will seem really bizarre. Is it your responsibility to explain the whole creation/evolution thing to anyone who doesn't see the prima-facie evolution argument inherent in the phrase "the inaccuracies of carbon-dating"? No. But you should certainly avoid accusing anyone who is interested in that argument of being a crypto-evolutionist, as has happened in this thread, just because they're not versed in the controversy enough to recognize that it's a trope.
posted by bugbread at 3:56 PM on May 14, 2007


What Brian B did, whether he meant to or not, was to resort to a classic antisemitic rhetorical device, a device which, while not peculiar to antisemitism, has a very long and troubling history in the specific context of antisemitism.

What you did is a very classic rhetorical device peculiar to Scientology, namely special pleading from a persecution complex that tries to get a free pass from legitimate criticism. You also resort to the false dilemma when you label an argument as unintentionally anti-, exposing only a pro- bias on your part, with the obvious third option being neutral or objective, which you imply does not exist if the material offends you.

Religious texts, which in Judaism are always understood in relation to other religious texts, are highly susceptible to cherry-picking and, throughout history have been cherry picked to the nth degree for nefarious ends. I'm a pretty rational dude, and I think I can differentiate between the not-antisemitic Dawkinsian cherry-picking and its evil cousin.

Not my problem. I don't need to study your paranoia to avoid it. The more people try to make the issue about the association with an archive, then more it becomes a strawman or avoidance technique. We're seeing a form of brainwashing in action too: Everyone deemed to be either for or against.
posted by Brian B. at 4:01 PM on May 14, 2007


salivating on forehead alert!
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 4:08 PM on May 14, 2007


Is it your responsibility to explain the whole creation/evolution thing to anyone who doesn't see the prima-facie evolution argument inherent in the phrase ‘the inaccuracies of carbon-dating’? No. But you should certainly avoid accusing anyone who is interested in that argument of being a crypto-evolutionist, as has happened in this thread, just because they're not versed in the controversy enough to recognize that it's a trope.

That's a very good point and your analogy to a creationism argument is illuminating. However, I don't think it's necessary for someone to be aware that Maimonides is often taken out-of-context to make common antisemitic arguments in order to recognize that the comparison was spurious—and so esoteric that it raises questions. When queried on it, Brian B. made the situation progressively worse, raising more and more questions about his motivations. At that point, it seems to me to be very blindered, willfully so, for anyone to dismiss the concerns about antisemtism and to defend Brian B.'s comment at face value.

Personally, I think that those here who have argued most strongly in his defense are probably being as knee-jerk reactionary as mott was, except from the other direction—they're sensitized to and angry about the smeer tactics used by some defenders of Israel who throw around the “antisemitism” charge. That's what this argument has been about for them. This is made explicit by some things Orthogonality has said, for example. This is all very unfortunate.

Not my problem. I don't need to study your paranoia to avoid it. The more people try to make the issue about the association with an archive, then more it becomes a strawman or avoidance technique. We're seeing a form of brainwashing in action too: Everyone deemed to be either for or against.

Brian B., you're just further demonstrating that, at the very least, you're a belligerent nutcase.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 4:20 PM on May 14, 2007


Partridge, I dare you to say something important for once. I believe in you. Give it a try, put that whining and stupid attempts at comedy behind you and let it fly.
posted by Brian B. at 4:21 PM on May 14, 2007


It may not be that Brian B is a troll, or an antisemite, but can anybody come to the end of this thread and make the case that he is a good member of this community who contributes meaningfully? Or that he even makes sense?

I try to figure out what he's saying, but it just sound like some weird version of the adults in Peanuts, except, instead of just "Wuh wuh wuh" noises, there are bits that sound like fragments of English sentences, and those fragments are just hostile and dismissive.

"Wuh wuh wuh strawman wuh wuh wuh never said that wuh wuh wuh I win wuh wuh wuh stop drolling on your forehead," does not make for good conversation, even if it is, at moments, inadvertently funny.
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:22 PM on May 14, 2007


I'm getting "invalid user ID" when I click on him now.

Of course, he'll just say this proves the zionist conspiracy.
posted by Mid at 4:24 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Sometimes I forget just how satisfying a nice bowl of soup can be. *Yum*
posted by facetious at 4:25 PM on May 14, 2007


Brian B., you're just further demonstrating that, at the very least, you're a belligerent nutcase.

Ethereal, I will never kiss your ass, give up. You begged and begged for it, but I don't care. So say what you must to feel better.
posted by Brian B. at 4:25 PM on May 14, 2007


Nevermind, it's back.
posted by Mid at 4:25 PM on May 14, 2007


Man, there are a lot of comments in this here thread. I did not read all of them. You think there will be a quiz?
posted by goatdog at 4:29 PM on May 14, 2007


Partridge, I dare you to say something important for once. I believe in you. Give it a try, put that whining and stupid attempts at comedy behind you and let it fly.

I'll do it if you do it first.
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 4:31 PM on May 14, 2007


Wow. Nice work to a lot of the morning shift on this thread - some comments up there that are much better than this thread deserved.

And really, maybe mefi could have a kids' table?
We could have a whole menu: fish sticks, tater tots, stuff like that. The tablecloth would be plastic so it would be easy to wipe up the mess.
posted by LobsterMitten at 4:34 PM on May 14, 2007


I'll do it if you do it first.

Admitting that you have never done it is the first step, of course.
posted by Brian B. at 4:34 PM on May 14, 2007


(Cues Les Brown) Thanks for the Maimonides . . . .
posted by landis at 4:40 PM on May 14, 2007


Now that is sounding more like a real, decent, unmistakable flame-out, especially the insinuations that criticism is a plea for a rimjob (interesting connection you make there), and that detailed discourse on controversial religious texts amounts to a paranoid Holocaust-driven persecution complex. We are making progress.
posted by brownpau at 4:41 PM on May 14, 2007


Certifiable.
posted by OmieWise at 4:43 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


bp!
posted by dios at 4:48 PM on May 14, 2007


Hooray, Brian B.'s flameout is back on!
posted by Krrrlson at 4:48 PM on May 14, 2007


Posts_Until_Integer_Overflow -= 1
posted by nilihm at 4:50 PM on May 14, 2007


OmieWise writes "I'm sympathetic to your point that Judaism too needs to be criticized, but I haven't really seen people arguing otherwise in this thread."

Thanks, OmieWise, but with respect, that wasn't my point. As I wrote above, I almost jumped on Brian B. for making a gratuitously anti-Jewish slur, until some little ping of memory made me think, wait, maybe Maimonides did say something like that.

My point is not that Judaism needs to be criticized, but that not every criticism or historical reference that doesn't paint Judiasm in a glowing light is necessarily anti-Semitism.

As someone noted up-thread, an allegation of anti-Semitic bigotry is about the worst, most serious charge one can bring in modern Western society. It's therefore not something to be bandied about lightly, at first glance, or without engaging in the due diligence of dialog first. Calling someone an anti-Semite is the nuclear strike of libel.

As Ethereal Bligh judiociusly opined. "If Brian B. is a budding antisemite, then let him flower and then ban him."

And that's exactly what motty didn't do: in his zeal to take offense, or be a victim, or count coup, or whatever his motivation was, he went nuclear at a the first faint hint. Like a champion witch-sniffer, motty apparently thinks he can look into his computer monitor and read what's written in the secret hearts of anyone posting here.

And that's just a bit much for me.
posted by orthogonality at 5:01 PM on May 14, 2007


Admitting that you have never done it is the first step, of course.

no it's not - a dare's a dare. You can't make up stupid rules after the fact. Come on Brian, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker. Say something important coherent!
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 5:04 PM on May 14, 2007


Partridge, I wouldn't be in this thread if it was about you. Did you understand that one?
posted by Brian B. at 5:09 PM on May 14, 2007


Is it a problem that I'm listening to Wagner while reading this thread?
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 5:10 PM on May 14, 2007


Jews!
posted by dgaicun at 5:10 PM on May 14, 2007


I have no dog in this fight but, if I did, he would be a cat.
posted by y2karl at 5:11 PM on May 14, 2007


BEST THREAD EVER.
posted by nevercalm at 5:13 PM on May 14, 2007


I will never kiss your ass, give up. You begged and begged for it, but I don't care.

Are you the drunk chick I hooked up with Saturday night?
posted by Cyrano at 5:16 PM on May 14, 2007


Partridge, I wouldn't be in this thread if it was about you. Did you understand that one?

No, not really. That said, if it counts for anything, I wouldn't be in this thread if it wasn't about you - you're a bottomless pit of rollercoaster entertainment. What did jonmc say - better than a topless rodeo!

(sorry about calling you a motherfucker though - I just did it for the quote)
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 5:22 PM on May 14, 2007


As greatgefilte and others pointed out upthread Maimonides' juridical judgments didn't really apply even in his own day. He spent his whole life in Muslim-ruled countries, as a dhimmi under another monotheist "faith" run by people who didn't value non-Muslim lives as much as those of their own kind, while at the same time in Xian-ruled Europe Jews were being raped to death or burned at the stake for the imaginary crime of bleeding Xian babies. Enlightened and/or liberal values like "respect for diversity," "the community of humanity" and "freedoms of thought and speech for all" had to wait a few hundred years to be publicly formulated and another few hundred years to begin to be put into practice.

This is an important point that occurred to me as I was reading this misbegotten clusterfuck of a thread, and I'm glad it was so clearly stated.

In other news, if I had to bet, I'd bet Brian B. is a troll rather than an anti-Semite. Genuine ideologues tend to get upset and provide us with much-needed flameouts; Brian B. just tosses in the occasional calm insult or taunt. And if we're not going to have a flameout, I'm not sure what we're doing here, because all the substantive issues have been cleared up and frankly the air is getting a little funky.

Also, I don't want this thread cluttering up my Recent Comments page for weeks. So everybody go home and get some sleep, and let's do this again next month!
posted by languagehat at 5:26 PM on May 14, 2007


I have no dog in this fight but, if I did, he would be a cat.

This cat?
posted by dgaicun at 5:27 PM on May 14, 2007


My point is not that Judaism needs to be criticized, but that not every criticism or historical reference that doesn't paint Judiasm in a glowing light is necessarily anti-Semitism.

Yeah, sorry orthogonality, that's what I meant. I was using shorthand and abbreviating your point. I should have been more careful.
posted by OmieWise at 5:28 PM on May 14, 2007


In other news, if I had to bet, I'd bet Brian B. is a troll rather than an anti-Semite.

If you don't know someone is a troll, then the label is pointless. If you don't know someone is an anti-semite, then the label is pointless. Talk about being led by the nose into a false dilemma.
posted by Brian B. at 5:33 PM on May 14, 2007


the inaccuracies of carbon-dating

I, personally, only date carbon-based life forms and I find the entire process unpleasingingly inaccurate most of the time. Frankly, I blame science.

But, just to have posted in a legendary thread, 'An eye for an eye' seems pretty boodthirsty in this day and age, but at the time it was better than 'kill them, their families and their pets and their pets' families". Civilisation creeps up on us in fits and starts, so perhaps this particular piece of cultural legislation is similar.

Scientologists, OTOH, as western based and invented in the 20th century, have no such excuse. And that, dear reader, is why the batshitinsane tag was invented.
posted by Sparx at 5:45 PM on May 14, 2007


motty writes "However, Orthoganality's text is carefully constructed to make you think he did. You're damn right I'm smelling an antisemitic rat."

motty, you're way to keen, way too zelously seeking to find a witch to burn.


motty writes "The key nasty phrase here is 'smear them with Maimonides's brush', and the unstated implication alluded to passim is that Maimonides believed it was no sin to kill a non-Jew. "

No, I never said that. I said, I quoted Dawkins as saying, that Maimonides meant the Commandmemntalso a sin (but not a breaking of the Commandment) simply isn't answered in Dawkins's exegesis.

But rather than agreeing to disagree, or noting that we have a legitmate difference of opinion, or even saying that my (or Dawkins's) understanding of Maimonides is lacking or wrong but not malicious, you immediately go full bore: you "smell a rat", and therefore I must be an anti-Semite.

Is everyone who disagrees with you on Judaism an anti-Semite, motty? Is Noam Chomsky an anti-Semite in your book, motty? Are anti-Zionist Jews anti-Semites in your book?

Because the charge of anti-Semitism is far too serious -- the effect of real anti-Semtism far too evil -- for you to use it as a bludgeon to win arguments. You do no honor to the many real vistoms of anti-Semitism to weild that phrase so broadly and so aimlessly,


motty also splutters that my "previous post to that includes another bit of trollische sleight of hand, where he conflates the instructions given for a specific historical war in the Book of Joshua with normative Jewish law and leaves the lay reader with the impression that the wanton and willy nilly murder of non-Jews is not only permitted by Maimonides but has biblical precedent. Neither point is actually the case, but that is not the impression the reader might be left with."

I really didn't want to bring this up, because it will cause hurt feelings, but Dawkins also quotes a poll of modern-day Israeli children. The kids, eight to fourteen, are asked "Do you think Joshua and the Israelites acted rightly or not?'

66 percent of the over 1000 Jewish Israeli kids answered that they totally approved of Joshua's genocide. Dawkins includes a small sample of these kids' reasons:
In my opinion Joshua was right when he did it, one reason being that God commanded him to exterminate the people so the tribes of Israel will not be able to assimilate amongst them and learn their bad ways.
Another child:
Joshua did good necause the people who inhabited the land were of a different religion, and when Joshua killed them he wiped their religion from the earth.
Of the 26 percent of the kids who disapproved of what Joshua did, one explained:
I think it is bad, since the Arabs are impure and if one enters an impure land one will also become impure and share their curse.
Another kid disapproved, not the killing of the people but the waste of livestock:
I think Joshua did not act well, as they could have spared the animals for themselves.

(This, incidentally, is to me the true horror of the Palestinian-Isreali conflict: the children on both sides, whether the ones wearing bombs or the ones speaking approvingly of genocide, who cannot see even their age-cohorts on the other side as fully human. That's the true and lasting curse on both houses, and damn the parents of both sides who have not only let this happen but have encouraged the poisoning of their own children's morality for the sake of ancient lies and stubborn pride. Dulce et decorum est, pro Deus mori.)


Perhaps I "[conflate] the instructions given for a specific historical war in the Book of Joshua with normative Jewish law", but apparently the lierall choildren of Israel conflate the "specific historical war" with the ongoing Arab-Isreali conflict. If tehy don;t see it as "normative law" they certainly don;t see it as remote from their own contemporary circumstances.

Now I don't bring that up to say that all Jews are anything, but to explain what I meant, what you call anti-semetism, when you
wrote "The phrase I was calling trollery - which I stand by - was Do I think most modern Jews believe that it's no sin to kill a Gentile? No, no I do not. And I would oppose any attempt to smear them with Maimonides's brush."

I don't think most modern Jews believe it's not a sin to kill non-Jews. But no, I did not categorically say absolutely no Jew could possibly believe that. Because those Israeli kids in the poll do give me pause. And I do suspect that some Jews, the Mier Kahanes and the Kach Party and the Baruch Goldsteins have few or no qualms about killing non-Jews.

Can I say that, without being automatically tarred as an anti-Semite by you, motty?
posted by orthogonality at 5:52 PM on May 14, 2007 [7 favorites]


Like a champion witch-sniffer, motty apparently thinks he can look into his computer monitor and read what's written in the secret hearts of anyone posting here.

Looks like you're still trying to pick a fight, Orthogonality. Won't work.

Meanwhile my apologies to everyone for instigating what has been widely described in various ways as the worst of everything bad about things that aren't great sometimes here and such, and thanks for all the answers to my initial question about how to deal with red mist inducing antisemitism on MeFi, perceived or otherwise, and also for making it clear to me how expressions of such red mist will be perceived here by some, justified or otherwise. Thanks especially to Kosem who, for me, nailed it.
posted by motty at 5:57 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


What you did is a very classic rhetorical device peculiar to Scientology, namely special pleading from a persecution complex that tries to get a free pass from legitimate criticism. You also resort to the false dilemma when you label an argument as unintentionally anti-, exposing only a pro- bias on your part, with the obvious third option being neutral or objective, which you imply does not exist if the material offends you.

Oh my god. So to speak.

Make it stop.

Can I say that, without being automatically tarred as an anti-Semite by you, motty?

I'll do it for you. *grabs bucket of tar, pitchfork, etcetera*

Not helpful or useful, I know. This thread has devoured enough of my time... and yet I can't look away.
posted by jokeefe at 6:00 PM on May 14, 2007


Brian B. wrote: ... troll ... anti-semite ... false dilemma.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 6:07 PM on May 14, 2007


bugbread writes "But if you know the background, you'll know that it's a trigger word with lots of background. Like, if I say the phrase 'the inaccuracies of carbon-dating', people in the know will realise I'm about to go off on a creation/evolution thing, but someone who isn't familiar with that whole debate will think I'm just...talking about some sort of inaccuracy in carbon-dating."

Good point, and well-taken, bugbread.
posted by orthogonality at 6:14 PM on May 14, 2007


I have no dog in this fight but, if I did, he would be a cat.

This cat?


no, dgaicun, this cat.
posted by Rock Steady at 6:16 PM on May 14, 2007


"Elron said, it some circumstances, it is OK to kill out-groups in defense of their religion/culture. Maimonides, in the 12th century, apparently wrote similar things regarding the old laws."

How is it that I, a gentile with little versing in Orthodox theology, am able to understand the difference in context and you are not? I mean, we've been reading the same thread, right?

And to the other folks, and Christ, can you believe it's me saying this, but by imputing bad motives to people you feel are your opponents in this debate, you're only making this argument more toxic and making yourselves look more like jackasses.

Look, Motty was rightly concerned about echoes of anti-Semitism, and anyone not willing to concede Brian B. as an incoherent jackass should reconsider how strongly their ideology binds their critical thinking. That said, he over-reacted, and NOTHING WILL COME OF THIS. I mean, how intractable does a flamewar have to be before I call it futile and stupid?

The fundamental conversational principal of good will is lacking here, to a degree that will make any real progress impossible.
posted by klangklangston at 6:18 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Last blipping night motty said: "I am personally a bit sensitive to antisemitism is not just the fact that I am myself Jewish but that actual members of my own family were murdered for being Jewish within living memory."


In response to
kosem's motty-reinforcing rehash, Brian B. said: "What you did is a very classic rhetorical device peculiar to Scientology, namely special pleading from a persecution complex that tries to get a free pass from legitimate criticism."

How many easy rhetorical victories are you fanatical "philo-semites" going to give away? Y'all drag in the Jewish Holocaust of 1941-45 as if in all the history of Homo Sapiens nobody ever did anything remotely similar to any other group, then use that alleged superiority of persecution to "prove" that nobody has any right to criticise anything about that one small religio-ethnic group or disagree with your particular agenda in any way for any reason or else s/he's an EVIL ANTI-SEMITE "TROLL." And do y'all "philo-semites" reciprocate towards, oh, the shvartzes African-Americans, Muslim Israelis or Brazilian Hindus? Nah, you don't have to as the group you claim to speak for had its very own Shoah, so you're somehow uniquely entitled to frame all the moral "dialog" in your own favor -- and to hell with anybody else.

And I don't even think most of you motty-types are Jewish in any meaningful way (you needed someone you refer to as a "crypto-antisemite" to tell you who Rambam was?), let alone that "The Jews" held a universal conclave to elect YOU as Internet Spokesmodels. There are books on the subject of people like you, such as The Holocaust Industry by Norman G. Finkelstein.

Besides, at 12:59 PST Bugbread summed it all up; except for Special Pleading (and people getting pissed off about the same) there was no real reason to keep typing in this thread (except maybe to reach that magical 500-comment mark, which could've been done with chowder recipes).

Anyhow. Brian, ortho, let's just give it up. There's no point in talking to these people about this or indeed about anything at all. I can see it coming: sooner or later somebody'll say they prefer Rhode Island clam chowder to the Manhattan kind, which some cretin is going to take as a "crypto-antisemitic" reference about "Driving the Jews into the sea!" And when you go "Huh? WTF are you talking about?" that "denial" will just be taken as further "proof" of you Evil Nazi Nature.

And on preview, motty is BACK at it AGAIN. (Anti-Semite noun: anybody motty doesn't like.) Maybe we should make motty happy and take a hint from the 19th century Methodist Church and split into Metafilter (Jews) and Metafilter (Gentiles). Then hell, why not, how's www.metafilter-African-Norwegian-Buddhist.com sound?
posted by davy at 6:18 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh, davy...
posted by klangklangston at 6:20 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Whoah.
posted by psmith at 6:25 PM on May 14, 2007


Flameout by proxy?
posted by dgaicun at 6:31 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Oh, thank goodness. I was super-worried we might get to the end of the thread without anybody exploding.

(of course, now I have vitriol all over the front of my shirt)
posted by Sparx at 6:46 PM on May 14, 2007


Matt's still on his rocking chair on the porch, he hasn't even bothered to get up and go to the shed for his banhammer, his wifes coming out with a glass of homemade lemonade for him ....ah, now he's reading the paper.....some contented rocking going on there..........
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:55 PM on May 14, 2007


Holy shit. Philo-Semites? Special pleading? The Holocaust Industry? People like you?
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:58 PM on May 14, 2007


Damn, davy. Go outside for a few and collect your thoughts. You're coming off poorly here.
posted by boo_radley at 7:02 PM on May 14, 2007


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posted by Floydd at 7:03 PM on May 14, 2007


" Because right now I am breathing very slowly and deeply and still seeing everything through an extremely red mist and I would appreciate some suggestions."
posted by motty

Something from here or here might help. But this gave an old flame a stiff neck, this made my Dad's arms fly up over his head without his knowledge, and this is great if you want to gain 600 pounds and lose a leg to diabetes; I took this for about 18 months without major consequences (though I took this to stave off side-effects, and these days I have a low-dose PRN of this for for when individuals like you motty make ME "see through a red mist."

And now I'm eating cream of potato soup with a can of oysters emptied in it. It tastes better than it sounds. It turned out I was hungry after all: I finally came up with what I should have posted to motty last night (see previous paragraph).
posted by davy at 7:08 PM on May 14, 2007


Some words must be going out of style: Dogpile returned only 69 results.
posted by davy at 7:20 PM on May 14, 2007


Total length of Leviticus, King James Version: 25,789 words

Total length of this thread: 42,744 words and counting...
posted by gwint at 7:20 PM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


no, dgaicun, this cat.

Nope, wrong again. This cat.
posted by puke & cry at 7:21 PM on May 14, 2007


davy is actually a self-hating jew.
posted by Firas at 7:23 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


Total length of this thread: 42,744 words and counting...

And still no Youtube link to a Maimonides version of 'Malkovich enters the portal'? I'm shocked.
posted by greatgefilte at 7:36 PM on May 14, 2007


Only 103 more comments until it can be proven once and for all, depending on whose comment nabs 666GET, whether or not Jews are The Devil.
posted by CKmtl at 7:36 PM on May 14, 2007


Matt's still on his rocking chair on the porch, he hasn't even bothered to get up and go to the shed for his banhammer, his wifes coming out with a glass of homemade lemonade for him ....ah, now he's reading the paper.....some contented rocking going on there..........

He smiles contentedly at his daughter playing on the backyard swingset and plans out dinner... pine nuts in the salad tonight? What to have for dessert? While far away the muted roar of monkeys poking each other with sticks is scarcely heard... what is that? Is it the Banhammer Beacon? Up in the sky, right over there? And Matt raises the paper up past his eyebrows and returns to his contemplations... beer or wine? If wine, the white or the red? Yes, it's a busy day at Casa Matt...
posted by jokeefe at 7:51 PM on May 14, 2007


While I'm not defending anyone, I think making the argument that Maimonides and whoever said things eight hundred years ago, and that they have no bearing whatsoever on the modern views of whatever religions is rather silly. Aside from Scientology and some of the newer religions, the sacred texts of The Big Three are at least that old, and the commentary and insight of the famous scholars/theologians with regards to those books continues to inform the attitudes of the modern followers.

In other words, saying that Maimonides was eight hundred years ago and modern Judaism would of course have no attitudes shaped by him would be a bit like trying to convince me that Thomas Aquinas might never have existed because his influence on Christianity has utterly evaporated - I'd have to laugh at you.

I don't care who you use it against, I hate a dishonest argument. Now, back to the epithet-chucking.
posted by adipocere at 8:20 PM on May 14, 2007


"Only 103 more comments until it can be proven once and for all, depending on whose comment nabs 666GET, whether or not Jews are The Devil."

Jews? Jews? No no no, I am the Devil. Me, the self-hating Santaist Satanist.
posted by davy at 8:22 PM on May 14, 2007


What would Brian B. do?
posted by ericb at 8:23 PM on May 14, 2007


"Now, back to the epithet-chucking."

Yes yes yes, I agree with you of course, but screw that "chucking" business for now: I, The Devil, want some good recipes using cans of sardines, vienna sausages and oysters.
posted by davy at 8:25 PM on May 14, 2007


Man was I cranky last night.

If I were you, Davy, I'd be putting the viennas away, and knocking up a tomato based pasta sauce to put the fish in, served with pasta. But I lack imagination that way. On the other hand - wait - do you have anchovies there?
posted by motty at 8:34 PM on May 14, 2007


recipes using cans of sardines, vienna sausages and oysters.

A recipe for what, tapeworms?
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 8:35 PM on May 14, 2007


Damn! I thought this was a stupid thread at 400+ comments, but Damn.

Is it too soon to blame the Jews?
posted by Balisong at 8:38 PM on May 14, 2007


I think that I will never see
A tapeworm lovely as davy.
posted by cgc373 at 8:40 PM on May 14, 2007


Oyster + sausage is a winning combination. You could turn them into a stew (but don't overcook the oysters).

Melting anchovies into a tomato sauce is also yummy. I might have to do that this week. Thanks for putting it in my head, motty.
posted by psmith at 8:50 PM on May 14, 2007


Kosher Oysters?
posted by Balisong at 8:56 PM on May 14, 2007


"Kosher Oysters?"

Just in case you're not kidding...
posted by davy at 9:01 PM on May 14, 2007


Mike Godwin's brother Clyde once said that as an online discussion goes on, the probability of a recipe exchange approaches one.
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 9:02 PM on May 14, 2007 [2 favorites]


Kosher Pork Rinds, sprinkled with Kosher Salt.
posted by Balisong at 9:07 PM on May 14, 2007


Halall-o-rific.
posted by Balisong at 9:10 PM on May 14, 2007


Why do I get the feeling that davy hasn't slept since this thread started? He now has 53 comments here. I dropped out of this thread a while ago because I was starting to feel bad for making fun of the mentally unstable, but shit, time to get back on the meds or something.
posted by puke & cry at 9:16 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


I'm sorry, p&c, but all insulting comments must now be delivered in the form of a delicious, low calorie recipe.
posted by dgaicun at 9:40 PM on May 14, 2007 [1 favorite]


And don't mix your fibers.
Leafy greens over here, and bran over there.
posted by Balisong at 9:42 PM on May 14, 2007


Alright, everyone, who wants ice cream?

Aside from me, because I do ... but I'm lactose intolerant.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 10:53 PM on May 14, 2007


Moules Marinieres? Remember to throws the dead ones out first.
posted by casarkos at 11:00 PM on May 14, 2007


I did sleep from around dawn till around 2 PM our (Eastern Daylight) time. I'm just getting good at this!

My dog is getting upset because I've been keeping my latkes to myself. From ages 7 to 20 we lived in a mostly Jewish neighborhood and while I'd have trouble keeping kosher by myself I could live forever on Jewish cuisine and adapt easily enough to a kosher-keeping household. So I still don't understand why, when I was hospitalized overnight a couple years ago because of what looked like a systemic infection (my immune system is slightly iffy because they had to remove my spleen because of a childhood car wreck), they served me the usual breakfast for that day, which included bacon— in Jewish Hospital. (That's its name.) I can understand not defaulting to kosher for everybody given that most patients will be gentiles 'cuz Louisville's Jewish community is small (and mostly non-Orthodox and/or non-observant too), but Bacon? at Jewish?

I'll have an ice cream sandwich since TGBM inserted the thought in my head. I blame the Internet for my chubbiness!
posted by davy at 11:45 PM on May 14, 2007


"a delicious, low calorie recipe"

Oh. NOW ya tell me.
posted by davy at 11:47 PM on May 14, 2007


Will latkes do? You can skip the sour cream, I used ketchup.
posted by davy at 11:48 PM on May 14, 2007


well, ok ... after all these comments i've finally learned something interesting and significant

they serve bacon for breakfast in jewish hospital

this would be so perfect for zippy the pinhead, wouldn't it?
posted by pyramid termite at 12:39 AM on May 15, 2007


Okay, so 600 is no problem, but we'll never reach the 700 club.
posted by cgc373 at 2:31 AM on May 15, 2007


I fear you may be right cgc373. This one does appear to be running out of steam.
posted by MrMustard at 4:15 AM on May 15, 2007


Your antisteamitic attitude is noted, MrMustard. You're just a mean old man.
posted by cgc373 at 4:54 AM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


holy cow.

(Just thought I'd throw a little Hindi-tude into the mix...)
posted by From Bklyn at 5:40 AM on May 15, 2007


You know, TGBM is an anagram fro TMBG. That wasn't going to fly under the radar, mister.
posted by cortex at 6:30 AM on May 15, 2007


And 'fro' is an anagram for 'for'.
posted by MrMustard at 6:57 AM on May 15, 2007


(NOT ANTIDYSLEXIC)
posted by MrMustard at 6:58 AM on May 15, 2007


Dude, everybody knows that "fro" is an acronym for "formal reordering of". From the latin fuckte rightus offum.
posted by cortex at 7:46 AM on May 15, 2007


Are we just chatting now? Good. Because I just had a thought I have to put down somewhere.

Ok, Romeo & Juliet, yeah? It sucks as a love story. Think about it. It's easy to kill yourself in someone's name if you've just known them a couple weeks max, are rich enough to have nothing else to do with your life, and have no character issues to transcend to make it work. Specifically, there is no real challenge they actually overcame; they acted out of base reflex, got loads of other people into trouble, and ended up with nothing to show for it either. True love stories are where you stick together not despite just fate, but despite the demons within.

m i rite or whut?
posted by Firas at 8:19 AM on May 15, 2007 [2 favorites]


I think what you're looking for is the idea of courtly love. It's a perfect story in that genre.
posted by OmieWise at 8:40 AM on May 15, 2007


I think that's a common reading of Romeo and Juliet, Firas. I've heard it a few times before in any case. R&J are just two dumb star-crossed kids who got swept up in angsty youthful melodrama -- their love is not to be admired. I've no idea how much textual support there is for this reading, how popular it is in critical circles, or if it's at all feasible to think that Shakespeare himself was slyly critical of R&J's romance. But it's certainly the interpretation I prefer.
posted by painquale at 9:20 AM on May 15, 2007


I'm starting to wonder why no one has done a note-perfect episodic video-epistolatory retelling of R&J on Youtube. That would be fantastic, if handled correctly.
posted by cortex at 9:27 AM on May 15, 2007


This thread, at 44,000 words or so, is approximately 1/12 the length of War and Peace.
posted by bugbread at 10:01 AM on May 15, 2007


Mainomides said: On three things does the world rest; One the indiscriminate killing of Gentiles; on the accumulation of money; and on the accusation of antisemitism.

Rabbi Shlomo Yitzhaki disagreed with the Rambam, saying it was not necessary to accuse Gentiles of antisemitism if you are already planning to kill them.

But Rabbi Elijah of Dusseldorf disagreed with both, saying the only thing important in the world is the shooting of rock-throwing children. From that, all murders of Gentiles, all accusations of antisemitism, and all accumulation of diamonds follow.

For this, Rabbi Elijah was kicked out of the Sanhedren.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:12 AM on May 15, 2007 [2 favorites]


Actually AZ, back in 1994 I was not booted off IRC channel #israel for saying that children lining up for a chance to throw rocks at your soldiers even if it means getting shot shows your society is really fucking up. I'd had no idea Peace Now was so strong at Technion.
posted by davy at 10:38 AM on May 15, 2007


(So what's the comment count now? Am I the Devil yet?)
posted by davy at 10:39 AM on May 15, 2007


An admin who kills this thread is guilty only of a sin against the laws of Heaven, not punishable by a court.
posted by amro at 10:46 AM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


"Courtly love," huh? It would seem that Courtney Love was aptly named.
posted by LordSludge at 10:59 AM on May 15, 2007


To get to 613 then stop would be kind of cute.
posted by motty at 11:13 AM on May 15, 2007


Cute? It'd be a mitzvah.
posted by OmieWise at 11:27 AM on May 15, 2007


I was exorcised when I was 2 years old. (seriously) So if I get to make the 666th post, it would be like... a homecoming. but different
posted by LordSludge at 11:29 AM on May 15, 2007


Wow. We're all still here, huh?
posted by Kwine at 11:48 AM on May 15, 2007


Yeah. Momentum. It feels like only yesterday that I was serendipitously snagging 500.
posted by cortex at 11:51 AM on May 15, 2007


Bakesh shalom v'radfehu.
posted by kosem at 11:56 AM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


So; who won?
posted by jouke at 11:56 AM on May 15, 2007


The Methodists, I think. We're still tallying.
posted by cortex at 12:05 PM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


Not worth reading.
posted by waxbanks at 12:05 PM on May 15, 2007


We, the viewing public.
posted by cog_nate at 12:09 PM on May 15, 2007


So is grey the new blue?
posted by jourman2 at 12:15 PM on May 15, 2007


The Circumcellions. They have Israelites, and they're not afraid to use them.
posted by languagehat at 12:36 PM on May 15, 2007


[NOT DONATIST]
posted by languagehat at 12:36 PM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


What do you have against DONATS, languagehat? Do you hate cops? Is it a race thing? Why won't you let us dunk in war AND in peace, whatever our wordcount?
posted by cgc373 at 1:03 PM on May 15, 2007


[DONATIST]
posted by anotherpanacea at 1:20 PM on May 15, 2007


Was Maimonides donatist or not? Quotes please.
posted by jouke at 1:24 PM on May 15, 2007


One thing we haven't addressed is that the Donatist resistance to Roman occupation was a model for some of the SCLC civil rights movements, since they were the very first Protestants and were probably black.
posted by anotherpanacea at 1:25 PM on May 15, 2007


It's up to My Comments to push us to 700, now. We fall off the front page of MetaTalk in mere moments, as somebody double posts about Falwell's death or a mid-Atlantic meetup or whatever. Do not relent, people! Seven and hundred are both, uh, magic numbers, and everybody needs magic sometimes.
posted by cgc373 at 1:36 PM on May 15, 2007


Augustine once stole my fruit. I'm pretty sure he felt bad about it some time afterwards.
posted by psmith at 1:40 PM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


So, should men be more sensitive to the unspoken underlying emotional needs of their girlfriends or should women be more direct and rational.
And people, I want consensus here!
posted by jouke at 1:49 PM on May 15, 2007



About Falwell - though even the word 'meta' no doubt never graced the tips of his tongue and palate he was, still, a devout anti-semite.
posted by From Bklyn at 1:52 PM on May 15, 2007


From Bklyn, does the phrasing "tips of his tongue" imply a Falwellian lingual fork, or is it just me?
posted by cgc373 at 2:06 PM on May 15, 2007


So, should men be more sensitive to the unspoken underlying emotional needs of their girlfriends or should women be more direct and rational.

Yes.
posted by dersins at 2:07 PM on May 15, 2007


Leonardo was the best playable character in the original TMNT arcade game. Combination of good reach with low attack recovery time made him the standout character. Michaelangelo and Raphael were a too-close-to-call tie for second best.

[NOT DONATELLOIST]
posted by cortex at 2:54 PM on May 15, 2007


Man, cortex, that's pretty close to the dumbest thing I've ever seen you post (and you picked an appropriate thread). Michelangelo and Raphael were for shit unless the enemy was at eye level directly in front of you. A touch high? A touch low? A touch far away? Forget about it and hope for a pizza after you miss and get smashed. I'd accept Leonardo as the best all-round, because it's close between him and Donatello, but the thing to keep in mind is Donatello's absurdly good reach. If you properly aimed your blows, the slow recovery time didn't matter.
posted by Kwine at 3:26 PM on May 15, 2007


We can make 700! I believe!! Help us, Lord, in our endeavor!

*raises hands to Heaven, lowers eyes to check out ladies in front row*
posted by languagehat at 3:27 PM on May 15, 2007


[DON'T-TELLIST]
posted by languagehat at 3:27 PM on May 15, 2007


A touch high? A touch low? A touch far away? Forget about it and hope for a pizza after you miss and get smashed.

God, this is the classic argument toward a weak and helpless Goodness defined solely as a sympathetic reaction to the characterized Evil of merit. Go read some Nietzche for comprehension and get back to me when you decide to pick up some nunchuck skills, twink.
posted by cortex at 3:30 PM on May 15, 2007


I heard Nietzche said that it was ok to murder non-existentialists.
posted by Kwine at 3:36 PM on May 15, 2007


There's no way I am reading all the way down to here and not saying something.

"something"
posted by dg at 3:39 PM on May 15, 2007


But back on topic, I mean, look, if there was a ninja turtle with a gun, there wouldn't be any debate about who was the best, right? Why? Cause you don't have to be standing right next to Bebop or whoever to hurt him. What's the next best thing to a gun for reach? A big stick that you can hold at one end and somehow thrust with enough force to do serious damage with the tip like nine feet away from you. Surely nunchucks and sai (sp?) are more aesthetically pleasing, but there's no room for art since 9/11 unless you want the terrorists to win. Is that what you want, brain boy? Victorious terrorists?
posted by Kwine at 3:41 PM on May 15, 2007


Idiot! When you've extended your god's bedamned bo staff to the full of it's prescious reach to tickle Bebop's nose, what, then, will you present to the flanking Rocksteady? You have nothing! You are lost! No savvy ninja turtle, no turtle of action, would be so foolish as the bookish Donatello to invest his livelihood in unilateral thrusts with a bloody stick!

This isn't a Bruce Lee movie. This is the big leagues. This is TMN motherfucking T, and things don't come waltzing up in single file to invite their foreheads to your log party. Get real.
posted by cortex at 3:49 PM on May 15, 2007


I go to my supermarket and laugh at the cakes.
posted by Dizzy at 3:53 PM on May 15, 2007


Cake is for suckers.

Brownies are the new cake.

FYI.
posted by dersins at 4:07 PM on May 15, 2007


dersins---
Don't make me come up there.
posted by Dizzy at 4:09 PM on May 15, 2007


You've fallen into the trap, apprentice administrator, though the humor of the "invite their foreheads to your log party" line indicates that you might not be a total waste of my time. Donatello's forward thrusts were no mere unilateral lunges in the manner of the Iraq War; nay, Donatello grips the staff close enough to the middle that prior to his balanced yet powerful frontal blow, he whips the posterior end of his bo backward, without even needing to turn his head to look. Thus, two angles of attack are covered, which by my math is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT more angles than those covered by your favored reptiles in a single blow. Yield or perish.
posted by Kwine at 4:11 PM on May 15, 2007


Let us not forget that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles condones, nay encourages, that one crush one's multi-bladed shinguard wearing fellow citizens in a garbage press.
posted by Kattullus at 4:11 PM on May 15, 2007


Sadly, I cannot participate in any TMNT–related derail due to personal ignorance, beyond agreeing not to forget what Kattullus urges me to remember, vis-à-vis crushing one's fellows in garbage presses. Kattullus, your shinguard reminders shall not be in vain!
posted by cgc373 at 4:19 PM on May 15, 2007


nay, Donatello grips the staff close enough to the middle that prior to his balanced yet powerful frontal blow, he whips the posterior end of his bo backward, without even needing to turn his head to look. Thus, two angles of attack are covered

True, and similarly is a stopped clock right twice a day, and that is well and good for lazy watchmakers perhaps; but in the clockface of mortal combat, no such laxity is permitted, and while your purple avatar whiplashes the diameter of this deadly compass, each of the remaining 358 degrees is a Foot approaching on a killing vector, undeflected!
posted by cortex at 4:22 PM on May 15, 2007


The real world beckons, but my position is hardly controversial: Donatello rules, Mike and Raph drool.

[NOT SHREDDIST]
posted by Kwine at 4:26 PM on May 15, 2007


Don't make me come up there.

Well, if you do, don't be bringing your bo staff.
posted by dersins at 4:26 PM on May 15, 2007


I think my username allows me to speak with some authority about the TMNT arcade game (along with the multiple rolls of quarters I fed into one of the damn machines at Fun N Games on Rt. 9 in Framingham (added bonus: had a comic book store within walking distance)).

When playing with one or more friends, you needed a Donatello. The extreme range and damage swath more than made up for the delay. Solo, you were probably better off with Mikey. The problem with him and Raph was noted above -- very small target window, which combined with the new-fangled (at the time) 2.5D movement meant that you had to get a real feel for your vertical positioning before succeeding with Michaelangelo or Raphael.
posted by Rock Steady at 4:26 PM on May 15, 2007


Woo! This thread is definitely making it to the podcast! Hi Mat, Hi Jess!

I personally think I should get a callout just for pointing this out, and also because my username is really fun to say. Go on, say it out loud, you know you want to.

Okay, time to go to bed.

You know, I wasted so much of my life reading this thing, by the way.
posted by Deathalicious at 4:27 PM on May 15, 2007


Oh, fuck it all, you're talking about the arcade game not the NES game. Arcade game wise, Rock Steady has it--Donatello necessary for group, Mikey solo.

*harrumphs to dinner*
posted by Kwine at 4:34 PM on May 15, 2007


HAIKU

breaking the silence
Donatello speaks softly
and carries big stick
posted by Sparx at 4:40 PM on May 15, 2007


Woo! This thread is definitely making it to the podcast!

God. I can see that now:

M: "Hey, so, there was that thread in metatalk, about the whole Mam—main—"

J: "Maimonides—"

M: "Yeah, Mamonadees thing—"

J: "God, that was an awful thread."

M: "Yeah. Jesus Christ. I mean, what a—"

J: "What a shitter."

M: "Complete shitter."

J: "I know exactly what you mean."

M: "God."

J: "cortex was right about Leonardo, though."

M: "Oh, totally."

Oh, fuck it all, you're talking about the arcade game not the NES game.

Natch. Because no one should ever, ever talk about the NES game, because it is evil and should be wiped from the face of the earth.
posted by cortex at 4:41 PM on May 15, 2007 [3 favorites]


You know, TGBM is an anagram fro TMBG. That wasn't going to fly under the radar, mister.

Y'know, cortex, I really never noticed that.

[MIGHT NOT BE GIANTIST]
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 4:52 PM on May 15, 2007


Ok, because Framingham and TMNT came up, and in service to the continuing life of this thread, I'll mention that TMNT, Spy Hunter, Qix, Galaga, Dig Dug, Double Dragon, and many many more arcade games are all playable and lovingly maintained at Funspot in New Hampshire, a mere 2 or so hours in a car from Framingham. In fact, all of these are.
posted by psmith at 4:52 PM on May 15, 2007


Sure, but are you having an 8th anniversary Mefi bash there?

Actually, maybe you should. Cover the game for NE folks who can't fly out to PDX...
posted by cortex at 5:05 PM on May 15, 2007


I must admit you've got me there, cortex. In its defense and although it's no 8th Anniversary Portland style Mefi bash, Funspot is the hallowed land on which the perfect game of Pac-Man was played.

I'd happily attend a sister bash at Funspot but I'd not presume to suggest such a thing around here.
posted by psmith at 5:26 PM on May 15, 2007


Why do I feel like this is turning into a MeFixican standoff as everyone wants to make comment number 666?
posted by Kattullus at 6:04 PM on May 15, 2007


do
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:09 PM on May 15, 2007


you
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:09 PM on May 15, 2007


have
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:09 PM on May 15, 2007


any
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:09 PM on May 15, 2007


idea
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:10 PM on May 15, 2007


how
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:10 PM on May 15, 2007


easy
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:10 PM on May 15, 2007


it would be?
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:10 PM on May 15, 2007


To grab comment 666, I mean. :-)
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:13 PM on May 15, 2007


I almost said... "and nobody wants to be lame enough to do a series of one word comments"

...but, ah, what I didn't realize was that it would be truly evil to do so
posted by Kattullus at 6:20 PM on May 15, 2007


I noticed them coming mid-stream and had the same thought, Kattullus.
posted by psmith at 6:22 PM on May 15, 2007


Also, this thread is useless without a YouTube link to the Kids in the Hall Face of Evil sketch.

How on Earth can I be nostalgic for last goddamn year? Goddammit! Now I'm feeling nostalgic for my old nostalgias! I used to be nostalgic for the Roman Empire of the Five Good Emperors (if I could've been a high-born nobleman, natch). I used to be nostalgic for between-the-wars Paris. And now I'm doucheshittingly nostalgic for last republicock year because then I could find all of Kids in the Hall on YouTube? What the dick, me?

Actually, come to think of it, could nostalgia be the defining characteristic of the modern age? If we define its beginning at the renaissance, as is popular, then our age was born in a massive fit of extended nostalgia.
posted by Kattullus at 6:38 PM on May 15, 2007


That's an interesting thought. I've just been reading the Falwell thread on the blue and wonder if the defining characteristic of the modern roughly European age has been a terrible fascination with "a giant acid-spewing, fish-hook sequined, flaming chain-saw Godcock of death", as loquacious puts it.
posted by psmith at 6:57 PM on May 15, 2007


What the dick, me?

What the french, toast?
posted by Rock Steady at 7:29 PM on May 15, 2007


C'mon, we can do 700.

Here, I'll help.

Being critical (even disapproving) of the actions of Israel is not the same as being anti-semetic.

Discuss...
posted by Balisong at 8:59 PM on May 15, 2007


OmieWise and painquale: thanks for the feedback, it's an interesting aspect. I don't mean to suggest that I don't like Romeo and Juliet as people; I do. It's just that I was thinking about how R&J is one of my favorite Shakespeare plays because—I don't know how to pin this, but I just like the 'scenes', you know, interactions? "Dialogue" doesn't really seem precise. I'm not sure whether it's just because the language is good or whether the characters are more believable than with other Shakespeare plays (I won't even pretend to analyze that latter issue.) But yeah, I figured if anyone mistakes my appreciation for the work as a preference for its hopeless romance, I'll bring up that "R&J is no love story" sledgehammer. I can definitely see the more conventional side of the beauty in their pining etc. of course. Hooray for shades of gray.
posted by Firas at 9:03 PM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


I don't mean to suggest that I don't like Romeo and Juliet as people; I do.

i don't ... i dug them up and all they did was lounge around and stink
posted by pyramid termite at 9:06 PM on May 15, 2007


Yes, but you're a PYRAMID TERMITE, it's what you do. What on earth did you do in your previous live to deserve that incarnation anyway?
posted by Firas at 9:15 PM on May 15, 2007 [1 favorite]


Being critical (even disapproving) of the actions of Israel is not the same as being anti-semetic.

Discuss...


The United States is a republic, not a democracy.

January 1, 2001 was the first day of the new millennium, not January 1, 2000.

Superman could easily beat Goku.

Windows Vista is actually just a DOS shell.
posted by Slithy_Tove at 5:22 AM on May 16, 2007


Man, I need to block metafilter in my hosts file or something, it's just a procrastination machine. Alternatively:

Dear Ask Metatalk:

I am the most ineffective human being on the whole planet. How do I stop sucking?

Bisous,
F.
posted by Firas at 5:26 AM on May 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


If you search youtube, the "speed run" guy chooses Leonardo, and the "whole game on one quarter" guy chooses Donatello. Nobody chooses Mike or Raph. That's gotta tell you something. Personally, I liked Donatello because he could reach out and throw a dude over his shoulder without getting close. I'm a big abuser of the jump kick, though, so I'm pretty biased against close range combat. Does that make me an antiproximite?
posted by team lowkey at 12:19 PM on May 16, 2007


Does that make me an antiproximite?

The preferred term is "pro-gappist".
posted by cortex at 12:34 PM on May 16, 2007


antiproximite

Hey, cortex, can you lobby Matt and Jessamyn for an "outrageous pun" and/or "shaggy dog" flag?
posted by Kattullus at 2:20 PM on May 16, 2007


I'm struggling unsuccessfully to put together a response about how "I'm not going ter do yer lobbying foyer".
posted by cortex at 2:48 PM on May 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


Believe it or not, I wrote the comment, and the pun occurred to me afterwards. Yes, I was actually trying to express my personal opinions on TMNT fighting style, and not setting up a shaggy dog. I'm not sure which is more piteous.
posted by team lowkey at 3:20 PM on May 16, 2007


I don't like sesame seeds. That makes me an anti-sesamite.
posted by languagehat at 3:55 PM on May 16, 2007


I suppose I'm a fanatical philo-sesamite. En Garde!
posted by kosem at 4:31 PM on May 16, 2007


I like broccoli, but only the flowery tops. I'm an anti-stemite.
posted by team lowkey at 4:40 PM on May 16, 2007


I really dislike Noah's eldest son Sem, he really didn't pull his weight around on the ark.. I guess that makes me an antisemite.

...wait... *sigh*
posted by Kattullus at 4:43 PM on May 16, 2007


I've tried to respect and understand the culture and history of the Mack truck, but when you get right down to it...
posted by cortex at 4:45 PM on May 16, 2007


I don't think this new Will Wright game, Spore, is ever coming out, and you know what? I don't care; in fact, I've never liked any of the whole series of games he has done, especially the last one. Call me what you will, but that's just the way I am.
posted by Rock Steady at 4:50 PM on May 16, 2007


I like my erections full, you know? Hard...like they're supposed to be. So I don't care what you call me. Keep on with your special pleading.
posted by kosem at 4:52 PM on May 16, 2007


I think the Misfits were way better than the Holograms. "Truly outrageous" my ass.
posted by team lowkey at 5:01 PM on May 16, 2007


And don't get me started about that goddam "Simmah daahhn!" skit on SNL.
posted by cortex at 5:02 PM on May 16, 2007


For over 20 years I coveted the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine. What a letdown.
posted by psmith at 5:39 PM on May 16, 2007


I'm a Chinese lamp from 1934. That makes me semi-antique.
posted by dgaicun at 7:18 PM on May 16, 2007


I'm a person who would not buy such a lamp. I'm anti-semi-antique.

. . . also I hate the chinks.
posted by dgaicun at 7:26 PM on May 16, 2007


Whether or not the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine delivers icy goodness as promised isn't really the point (especially after you run out of the neon-colored flavor syrup), it's the cool-kid cachet of owning one. I've also heard it's a great conversation starter with the ladies...
posted by chihiro at 7:41 PM on May 16, 2007


I'm not racist. I love chinks!
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 7:45 PM on May 16, 2007


I used to work for the BBC but things all went horribly wrong at the end and I made a lot of people sick. Literally. Now that I have left, of course, I am no longer Auntie's emetic.
posted by motty at 7:50 PM on May 16, 2007


Umberto Eco is a goddamn buffalo felcher. And so are all his ilk.
posted by psmith at 7:56 PM on May 16, 2007


I love chinks!

Exactly! I can't be racist, I love that cute way those people hold chopsticks! In their totally exotic cuisine!
posted by Firas at 8:15 PM on May 16, 2007 [1 favorite]


Firas: Man, I need to block metafilter in my hosts file or something, it's just a procrastination machine.

I started writing a response, but then I turned it into an FPP.
posted by russilwvong at 10:36 PM on May 16, 2007


. . . also I hate the chinks.

Obviously, you haven't wintered in a log cabin, you pro-gappist SOB.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 5:00 AM on May 17, 2007


Related to the TMNT above: A blog entry I wrote, with mp3s.
posted by klangklangston at 6:21 AM on May 17, 2007


STONEAGE BLATANT INJURED HURDLES
Caveman didn't jump well!
Hurdle power!

posted by cortex at 6:50 AM on May 17, 2007


CAVEMAN JUMP WELL! CORTEX HAS SPOKE HIM ASS OUT! CORTEX BIG MEANIE MEANMEANMAN. CAVEMAN CRY! WHY CORTEX WANT CAVEMAN CRY?
posted by Kattullus at 9:04 PM on May 17, 2007


Awesome, russilwvong! Now you just need to make me suck less in a couple dozen other ways, then me and you, we'll save the world!

by conquering it
posted by Firas at 11:11 PM on May 17, 2007 [1 favorite]


We're not going to make 800, are we? Ah well, it was fun while it lasted. See you in the next flameout thread.
posted by languagehat at 7:14 AM on May 18, 2007


lh, I'm surprised at you. In the days of the longboat (RIP) we'd think nothing of ~90 more comments in a thread like this.
posted by OmieWise at 7:34 AM on May 18, 2007


Maybe it'd go longer if y'all weren't such lamewads.
posted by klangklangston at 7:37 AM on May 18, 2007


Jews did WTC.
posted by cortex at 7:39 AM on May 18, 2007


Jews did WTC.

Jews + OmieWise

posted by kosem at 8:01 AM on May 18, 2007


Jews did WTC.

Because they were circumcised!
posted by languagehat at 8:10 AM on May 18, 2007


Jews did WTC.

Because they were circumcised!


Because they were circumcized the WTC had a lower rate of cervical cancer.
posted by jessamyn at 8:17 AM on May 18, 2007


Circumcized folks do need more elaborate and intense sexual experiences, I've heard.
posted by klangklangston at 8:19 AM on May 18, 2007


And make it snappy.
posted by cortex at 8:20 AM on May 18, 2007


EPISODE #9629: "YO! M KIPPUR"

INT. DAY. CORTEX'S LAIR.

MOTTY: So Brian B. has chosen spread. I am breathing an extremely red mist and I would appreciate some suggestions.

DNESS2: I read that as [PARMESATANIST].

GNFTI: Did y'all hear the one about the dyslexic satanist?

ALL: Sigh... no.

GNFTI: Sold his soul to Santa.

EIDETEKER: Holy crap, I think dness2 just invented the counter-religion for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

BRIAN B: I won the argument, hands down.

ETHEREAL BLIGH: That gets to the heart of it. Notice, also, that he has never bothered to cite a source for his quote other than the hate-site he has linked to. I, for one, would like to see that Maimonides quote cited specifically, in context, in its text in a respectable archive.

What Brian B. doesn't want to admit is that he's been flirting with antisemitism via either things he's been reading or someone who's been talking to him. He may not have been aware of this before these threads. But he's cherrypicking quotes from sources he clearly knows nothing about; the cherrypicking is suspiciously the cherrypicking that antisemites use in their literature, and when he cites his quotes, he links to an antisemite web site. That doesn't demonstrate that he himself is antisemitic, but it's extremely suggestive that what little he knows on this subject is from antisemitic sources.

By the way, however, as others have said, it is wrong to deny Maimonides's importance in the Jewish tradition or even in the western tradition. We read Maimonides at St. John's College, for example. Yes, this quote (if it's authentic) is taken out of historical context and, in context, is utterly similar to things said by other important religious figures of all faiths. It doesn't "prove" anything—but it is suspiciously similar to antisemitic blood libel, especially when it's promulgated in such willful ignorance and in denial of how unexceptional it is in context.

All that said, I'm certainly not advocating that Brian B. be banned because I don't think what he's said, and what this suggests about him, is sufficient to identify him as someone who is enough of a hardcore-enough antisemite. I would say the same about other kinds of bigotry—being merely wrong on MeFi isn't enough, being mildly bigoted isn't enough. There shouldn't be a particular kind of bigotry such that merely a suspicion of it is cause for banning.

“However, I would like to say that Judaism is a religion and not a ‘race’ within any reasonable meaning of the term (and therefore ‘racist’ is the wrong word).”

Well, there aren't any reasonable meanings of the term “race” that aren't equivalent to “ethnicity”. And while Judaism is clearly a religion, being a Jew can be an ethnicity. Since none of these terms have a rigorous meaning (or, in the case of the religious terms, a rigorous meaning we can all agree upon), it's best to allow people to use these terms as they apply them to themselves as they wish. Secular Jews have very good reasons to think of being Jewish as being of a particular “race”. Similarly, other Jews have very good reasons to focus exclusively on Judaism (for example, converts).


CYRANO: Are you the drunk chick I hooked up with Saturday night?

CORTEX: Hey, what are you guys doing in my lobbying foyer?

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:22 AM on May 18, 2007 [1 favorite]


Because they were circumcized the WTC had a lower rate of cervical cancer.

And HIV transmission.
posted by OmieWise at 8:32 AM on May 18, 2007


This might be a good place for some longboat explanations. I mean, we've got the time, and I've never heard the story....
posted by anotherpanacea at 8:37 AM on May 18, 2007


anotherpanacea, I wouldn't dare step up to the plate: the Commish says it better than any of us ever could.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:40 AM on May 18, 2007


Don't think I didn't see that fucking OmniWise in that other thread, Paulie.
posted by OmieWise at 8:58 AM on May 18, 2007


Eh?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:09 AM on May 18, 2007


goodnewsfortheinsane: Ok. It's almost clear. Chatfilter moves on a monthly basis. But... from where to where? Were there designated 'longboat' threads? It's a piece of metafiltercana that I still don't quite get.
posted by anotherpanacea at 9:10 AM on May 18, 2007


Oh, shit. I take it back. My penance in all kinds of ways. I'll send you some music via email...I found a CDr tacked to a bulletin board the other week and imagine my surprise when I actually really liked it. Once I get it on the computer I'll send it on to you, I think you'll like it too.

I feel like an ass.

What a way to treat a colleague, and such an hospitable one at that.
posted by OmieWise at 9:13 AM on May 18, 2007


an hospitable

MY EYES!!!!!!
posted by jessamyn at 9:14 AM on May 18, 2007


Chatfilter does not quite capture it. Poke around, find a thread, it will become clearer, before then becoming less clear. It's like zen that way, but not Xeni's crappy webzen, real zen. Plus, there are brats and donkeys, tart fruits and at least one varying obsession with Ass.
posted by OmieWise at 9:15 AM on May 18, 2007


God Damn Your Eyes.

Seriously, I did it on purpose, as a joke. I cannot provide any evidence, but, c'mon, you know me well enough, surely, to give me the benefit of the doubt.
posted by OmieWise at 9:17 AM on May 18, 2007


Oh Parmesatan, designated longboat threads! That would simultaneously be kickassingly cool and drearily purpose-defeating, wouldn't it?

looking forward to the tacky music, omni. or did you remove the tack? </midget performs drum roll with banana>
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 9:32 AM on May 18, 2007


So how did one find the latest longboat thread? I'm imagining something like a system of links as the last or near-last comment, but that doesn't seem to have been the case in that askme you link....
posted by anotherpanacea at 9:32 AM on May 18, 2007


Speaking of sunken booty, does this cell make Paris Hilton look Jewish?
posted by If I Had An Anus at 9:37 AM on May 18, 2007


anotherpanacea, if I remember correctly, the longboat clique would move forward 101 threads every month, unless there was some compelling reason to make an adjustment [NOT LONGBOATIST].
posted by amro at 9:44 AM on May 18, 2007


Well, shit, if we're gonna involve the lawyers I've got to deny any knowledge of Paris Hilton's cell.
posted by OmieWise at 10:00 AM on May 18, 2007


I prefer the knörr personally.

[LONGBOATIST]
posted by Kattullus at 10:33 AM on May 18, 2007


Blasphemy!

By Thor, if your SO wasn't the patron saint of longboatry, I would maim your onides in a heartbeat.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:42 AM on May 18, 2007


This is what comes from not rolling mob deep.
posted by OmieWise at 10:55 AM on May 18, 2007


He ain't a crook, son. He's just a shook one.
posted by kosem at 11:14 AM on May 18, 2007


JOEMENTUM
posted by cortex at 11:25 AM on May 18, 2007


BRANGELINA
posted by amro at 11:29 AM on May 18, 2007


SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW TROUT

best Wheel of Fortune clue evar

posted by cortex at 11:32 AM on May 18, 2007


SwOTRT
posted by OmieWise at 12:13 PM on May 18, 2007


Turducken.

Better Turducken.
posted by amro at 12:27 PM on May 18, 2007


Sino-Burrito
posted by psmith at 12:31 PM on May 18, 2007


I can't believe I read this whole thing, or that it's still open for comments, or that I don't know what this longboat you speak of is.
posted by jennaratrix at 2:45 PM on May 18, 2007


And you know what? (Might want to sit down for this.)

It's NOT BUTTER.

[NOT BUTTERIST]
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:02 PM on May 18, 2007


NO WAI
posted by cortex at 10:43 PM on May 18, 2007


Don't start, cortex, we all know where this leads.
posted by Kattullus at 10:51 PM on May 18, 2007


From the MeFi: Whassitallabout? thread:

hadjiboy... you're the jewish dude who got all upset about anti-semitism the other day, yes?
posted by jonson at 12:16 AM on May 19


I wonder if this'll be common.
posted by Kattullus at 11:10 PM on May 18, 2007


does anyone read the posts down here?

Don't you hate it when it's the middle of the night, and you've read everything metafilter has to offer, and there's nothing left to do, and nothing on TV, and even the cats have gone to bed, and you're thinking, "Eh, one more beer. It's Friday", but you really don't need the beer, and your not sure how you're going to fill the time drinking that beer, but you know you're not going to be able to sleep anyway, so why the hell not, and think maybe I'll play that cat-with-the-bow-and-arrow game one more time, or maybe check if SA had anything entertaining this week, but just end up refreshing MeTa a few times hoping some Australians decided to go crazy while the mods weren't looking?

Just me, huh? Carry on then.

P.S. Could some Australians go crazy, please? kthxby.
posted by team lowkey at 1:19 AM on May 19, 2007 [1 favorite]


I do hate it.

Whatever happened to Flash Fridays? There used to always be a plethora of time-suck I could stuff into my empty Friday nights.
posted by carsonb at 1:52 AM on May 19, 2007


I guess the universal youtubery did away with the frivolity of flash friday. Maybe I'll go search the youtube tag for something interessant.
posted by team lowkey at 2:06 AM on May 19, 2007


You lucky bastard with your youtube-surfing. Meanwhile I'm engaged in a sixteen-hour caffeinated essay-writing delirium.

(I can has pep talk plz?!)
posted by Firas at 2:10 AM on May 19, 2007 [1 favorite]


Well, I had missed the dancing horses thread, so that's a nice treat. Take a break and bask in the pageantry.

(You can do it! Write, write, write! Hold up, you've got a dangling participle there. No, you don't get creative license. Look, grammar is grammar, and you can't just... I don't care what languagehat says... well we're just going to have to agree to disagree... fine. Just fine. See if I peps u agin.)
posted by team lowkey at 2:34 AM on May 19, 2007


Something's afoot in the bowels of this thread.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 5:04 AM on May 19, 2007


*gives it a hand*
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 5:18 AM on May 19, 2007


This thread is getting too big for my bowels to handle--dammit. It took ten dialup minutes just to load the damn thing. That's a load.
posted by OmieWise at 6:05 AM on May 19, 2007


Autosummary:
"If quoting Maimonides gets one banned, then maimonides is essentially banned."
(Reads thread.)
*breaks down, reads thread*
BEST THREAD EVER.
thread:
Hate on Jews? I'm sorry, Brian. Read motty's quote.
If quoting Maimonides gets one banned, then Maimonides is essentially banned.
If quoting Maimonides gets one banned, then Maimonides is essentially banned.
Jews + OmieWise
Jews!
Jews? Jews? Oh Brian. Jews.
Especially if you're a Maimonides scholar?
Sorry, Brian. (Maimonides).
Especially if you're a Maimonides scholar?

posted by Ethereal Bligh at 6:43 AM on May 19, 2007


You forgot the longboat!
posted by languagehat at 9:11 AM on May 19, 2007


Cowabunga!
posted by Kwine at 10:19 AM on May 19, 2007


motty versus me recap (actual quotes in order):

Original post by Malor: …one of the tenets of Scientology that's revealed late in the process is that non-Scientologists are not human, and not entitled to the moral protections that humans get. It is perfectly ok to lie to, cheat, steal from, or even kill a non-Scientologist.

My reply: I had no idea that Hubbard was familiar with Maimonides.

motty’s response: Sorry, but just precisely wtf does Maimonides have to do with this thread? The implication in your comment is that Jewish law in some way permits Jews to lie to, cheat, steal from or even kill non-Jews. That is an old antisemitic libel with no basis in fact. It is astonishing to see it repeated here.

Reply: motty, there is evidence. Spin it as you wish.

Response: It's a comparative archive of antisemitism, liberally diluted with Jewish anti-Zionist texts, Brian B., no matter where the authors may be from ethnically. That's why they list the Protocols of the Elders of Zion without mentioning the word 'forgery'.

Meanwhile, among other places, here's a page explaining how the texts that Shahak (and other antisemites) have used to spread lies about the Jews are actually interpreted within normative Judaism. Clue - that 'Thou Shalt Not Murder' bit in the Ten Commandments still applies after all. Shahak is, as he so often was, just plain wrong.

It has been a standard practice for some centuries for antisemites to take quotes out of context from the Talmud and elsewhere in order to make the Jews look bad, but it is strange to see someone attempting to do so here on MeFi. So what other ethnic groups do you hate enough to spread lies about, Brian B.? I'm sure we'd all love to hear more of your racist ideas and visit your racist web resources.


Reply: Motty, your link is just proof of the controversy you tried to deny and excludes all the other points by Shahak, especially as they are quoted in full from Maimonides on the other link. The racialism is yours to deny.

Response: Do you have serious reading comprehension problems, Brian B.? Otherwise I cannot make sense of your comment.

Reply: Motty, that would make you the one with reading comprehension problems.

Response Brian B., the religion of Judaism outlaws murder. Full stop. It's right there in the Ten Commandments and there is no getting round it. You have been trying to suggest that Jewish religious texts exist which contradict that, but in fact no such texts exists, as the link I posted demonstrates in the case of the misquotes from Shahak linked to by you earlier. Either you are deliberately trolling me right now or you do not know what 'reading comprehension' problems actually are. Meanwhile, I am curious. Why do you hate Jews so much?

Reply: Motty, full stop. I don't like racism or bigotry in any form and I won't apologize for yours or anyone else's, even in orthodox snippets. Address the points in the link, before you insist that they don't really exist. Apparently, it is lawful to kill a gentile under some circumstances. Quote: If a Jew has coitus with a Gentile woman, whether she be a child of three or an adult, whether married or unmarried, and even if he is a minor aged only nine years and one day—because he had willful coitus with her, she must be killed, as is the case with a beast, because through her a Jew got into trouble. (Maimonides).

Then it moved to this thread, which I can sum it up this way:

Motty responding to me: “now you are attempting to comment in the thread set up to discuss your own racism and bigotry”

I nominate that all demands and expectations for a libel victim’s own cooperation be henceforth labeled as “pulling a motty” after its author.
posted by Brian B. at 10:46 AM on May 19, 2007


Aaaaaaaand.... he's back!
posted by languagehat at 11:14 AM on May 19, 2007


Goddammit, I thought we had successfully derailed.

Brian B., anyone who wants to read your comments or motty's comments can do so. Anyone who is reading this probably already did, and probably didn't want to read them twice. Know when to let it go.
posted by amro at 11:16 AM on May 19, 2007


I've got a new idea for this thread: get mathowie or pb or whoever to post in it, so that they can know the full horror of this turd floating up their My Recent Comments page every day, and be inspired to code up a "Cease Following This Thread" button!
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