yet another question for the ages January 14, 2002 11:36 AM   Subscribe

Courtesy Blogdex, yet another question for the ages: What Kind Of Internal Organ Are You? Me?




posted by y2karl to MetaFilter-Related at 11:36 AM (41 comments total)

I'm the lungs. So that's two of us already, y2karl. We've got ourselves a-thinkin' and a-breathin'. Now I wonder how long it'll be before we get ourselves a whole body. And with whom? ;)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:39 PM on January 14, 2002


Errr...
I'm already finding that there have too many "What [something] are you ?" FPPs lately on MeFi, do we really have to bring them to MeTa ?
Plus, an image in a FPP ? Please...
posted by XiBe at 12:48 PM on January 14, 2002


intestines
posted by corpse at 12:50 PM on January 14, 2002


liver (I have a wild punk side .... )
posted by ginz at 1:04 PM on January 14, 2002


Oh if we could only get a heart!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 1:19 PM on January 14, 2002


I think we all know what organ I am.
posted by dong_resin at 1:47 PM on January 14, 2002


bile duct?? That's not even an organ.
posted by UncleFes at 1:56 PM on January 14, 2002


This is a depressingly pointless post to see in MeTa. Karl, you are the brain, intelligent and articulate, it's amazing just how stupid you can be. :|
posted by rodii at 1:56 PM on January 14, 2002


I am a big, blood pumping machine. Yes, Miguel, a heart. Now, certainly someone here is a spleen.
posted by colt45 at 2:01 PM on January 14, 2002


I am a big, blood pumping machine. Yes, Miguel, a heart. Now, certainly someone here is a spleen.
posted by colt45 at 2:02 PM on January 14, 2002


I swear I got an error the first time. Sorry.
posted by colt45 at 2:04 PM on January 14, 2002


liver ... is that some kind of premonition?
</twilightzone>
posted by walrus at 2:20 PM on January 14, 2002


posted by y2karl to metafilter-related

??

*cries*
posted by redfoxtail at 2:20 PM on January 14, 2002


Two hearts are better than one, colt45! Now I hope the spleen isn't who I'm thinking it is because, if it is, as your lungs, I shall have to gasp in more than a pretzelly way. :)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 2:22 PM on January 14, 2002


Where the hell is Skallas? I believe he has something to contribute.
posted by Skot at 2:24 PM on January 14, 2002


rodii, you're right--it was excessive. I will err on the side of caution from now on. I blame the caffiene.
posted by y2karl at 2:46 PM on January 14, 2002


But it was meant as an entertaining diversion, and, whether or not it belongs here, it did accomplish that. Now did I just misspell caffeine? I blame the ephedra.
posted by y2karl at 2:51 PM on January 14, 2002


Be sure to take the other online test on that site.
posted by Shadowkeeper at 3:59 PM on January 14, 2002


Is y2karl the next-generation Cardosian MetaTalk Menace? Film at 11.

For my part, I just don't understand why people are still even faintly interested in these who/what are you tests. Is it like a kitsch-fascination - 'Look, I found this one. Isn't it just shiveringly inane? Tee hee!' ?

I mean, no offense, karl, but sheesh.

Short version : what rodii said.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:37 PM on January 14, 2002


I'm a liver. This is odd considering I've spent my life destroying the one I have.
posted by jonmc at 4:42 PM on January 14, 2002


I am the javascript error. I didn't even know I had one.
posted by majick at 7:10 PM on January 14, 2002


Karl, I mean no offense, I was just riffing on your test results.
posted by rodii at 7:58 PM on January 14, 2002


Oh, OK, rodii--then I take back everything I said
--oh, wait, I made redfoxtail cry
::gulp::
Well, I guess I'm still sorry then.
As for stavros...feh.
Now I blame the ketamine.
posted by y2karl at 9:59 PM on January 14, 2002


LOL majick.

I'm also the liver. I'm still trying to figure out why the liver has a wild punk side, but hey.

hey, we've got enough back-up livers to take full advantage of happy hour. woo hoo!
posted by mdn at 11:01 PM on January 14, 2002


Well, for sure, when I re-took the test and changed one answer from flowers and fragrances to books and spanners, I found I was the intestimes--which means I'm full of shit. This was not news to me.
posted by y2karl at 1:42 AM on January 15, 2002


I still think it was a lame post and doesn't belong in MeTa--do we need to refresh our memory on what MeTa is for--it's just the "stupid" part I didn't mean.

<rant>These tests have been done and done and done. The first half dozen (to be charitable) were interesting. Then they were lame. There was a slight blip in interest when they went self-referential, but then they becamme even more lame even faster. (Surely self-reference is one of the signs of impending meme necrosis.) Now they're absurd, the questions aren't insightful--the U2 test that was going around the other day must have plumbed whole new dimensions of lame--the results are uninterpretable. It is played out, folks.
<sub-rant>And why is the HTML you cut and paste almost always broken?</subrant>
Am I All Your Personality Tests Are Belong To Us Or Not?</rant>
posted by rodii at 5:33 AM on January 15, 2002


These tests are like fraternities for people who are amazed by shiny objects. "Ooooh! I'm [whatever]." Seriously... go back and reread this (and every other "What kind of _____ are you") post. Not only does it provide you with worthless non-information about yourself, it also provides you with worthless non-information about a bunch of other people you marginally care for outside of the world of MetaFilter.

I'm all for wasting time, but I'm positive you all can come up with something more entertaining than these tests. Even surfing grandma pr0n would be a welcomed change.
posted by Hankins at 6:50 AM on January 15, 2002


Well, my links usually work. I think.

Hey, on the national TV news last night--like I was paying attention to what network--there was a piece about the Air Force and Army giving provigil aka modafinil, the new narcolepsy drug that lets people go without sleep for days withou side effects, to personnel in Afghanistan. I'd post a link about it here but it'd probably get me in trouble.

Surely self-reference is one of the signs of impending meme necrosis.


I disagree, nor do I agree with attacks on in-jokes, which this thread is about: remember when the authorities shut down the project in Camp Concentration after the prisoners decided they'd have to come up with an escape plan right out in the open while under constant surveillance and monitoring? What do you think is happening here, hmmm? It's too late, rodii, the prisoners have taken over. Now, if you will just sit in this chair, please...

I always thought cranky opinions were a sign of some sort of necrosis, anyway... Not that I ever have any myself.

And pr0n is the lamest, really.
posted by y2karl at 7:23 AM on January 15, 2002


The expression, I mean--it just reeks of the pocket protector.
posted by y2karl at 7:25 AM on January 15, 2002


And pr0n is the lamest, really.

Yeah, but grandma pr0n. That's... well, I'm not sure what that is, but lame it probably isn't. I guess. I'm Markov-walking my way through the cultural minefields these days. Like I have a clue.

And re: modafinil? Oh, yeah. I'm in.


posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 8:07 AM on January 15, 2002


And then there is the Beggars In Spain angle...
posted by y2karl at 8:19 AM on January 15, 2002


y2karl: go take your meds.

Seriously.
posted by jpoulos at 8:32 AM on January 15, 2002


I'm a brain too. And I don't even know what Spanners are. I defend y2karl's post on the grounds that it got me out of running for 4 minutes longer. A desperate bit of procrastination.
posted by dness2 at 10:34 AM on January 15, 2002


Oh. Well. Carry on then.
posted by rodii at 11:18 AM on January 15, 2002


Can we get the graphic deleted, or moved inside the post? It's coming up as a broken image, and is slowing down the loading of the front page for me (not to mention being ugly, although the red X is a bit more pleasing than the pixely brain).
posted by skwm at 11:47 AM on January 15, 2002


So I guess it's curtains for my Which Hobbit Are You? chaser.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:06 PM on January 15, 2002


I'm Ferdirand Sandybanks!
posted by phatboy at 12:56 PM on January 15, 2002


I'm Aitchtittipi Phorophor!
posted by y2karl at 1:05 PM on January 15, 2002


Oh, you maniacs. These incessant novelty quizzes are ruining everything.. thinking of you people bobbing up dressed as hobbits, with the exclamation points and all, it's all gone too far.

*cries single tear*

Enough!
posted by D at 3:08 PM on January 15, 2002


It's hard to keep it to yourself when you are Lobelia Broadbelt of Buckland!! I know, I should have tried harder.
posted by colt45 at 3:25 PM on January 15, 2002


Now that I've gotten through, I find I'm Berilac Tighfield of Tookbank. Well, I never! At least I don't have to be embarrassed by my hairy toe knuckles no mo'... And it's not like it's What Kind Of Ewok Are You?
posted by y2karl at 4:19 PM on January 15, 2002


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