This will shetterly well. July 21, 2008 11:34 PM   Subscribe

bob y's now a MeFite. Cool. Welcome on board.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium to MetaFilter-Related at 11:34 PM (56 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: don't do stunt posts here. -- jessamyn



bob y is awesome! [possibly, maybe]
posted by tellurian at 11:43 PM on July 21, 2008


Stunt post and without the aid of a safety net! Ooh...aah...whee...oops.
posted by Abiezer at 11:46 PM on July 21, 2008


It's not a stunt post. You just missed what I did here.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:48 PM on July 21, 2008


The site is now complete.
posted by eyeballkid at 11:49 PM on July 21, 2008


what
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:53 PM on July 21, 2008


I confess I fired that off without even clicking bob's profile, wgp. I have now but am none the wiser. Care to explain in simple terms for the hard of thinking?
posted by Abiezer at 11:55 PM on July 21, 2008


No.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:56 PM on July 21, 2008


Ri-i-i-ght...
posted by Jofus at 12:08 AM on July 22, 2008


You just missed what I did here.

He's not the only one.
posted by MrMustard at 12:15 AM on July 22, 2008


What....what is going on here? This feeling...

It's reminiscent of that time I trained on top of a mountain in a land far away...my main man gave me a flower and I confronted my fears.

And now...here I feel it again, a loosening of the sphincter, hinges ripped from my mind like codpieces from black tights, but

it's stronger. So much stronger, and everywhere! Lethal, uncontrollable, I can feel it seeping, sucking, scraping my sanity awaugh— awahhh....sanity awAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHH!
posted by carsonb at 12:23 AM on July 22, 2008


THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT IDEA
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 12:28 AM on July 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


Has 'heinous' made a comeback yet?
posted by shakespeherian at 12:35 AM on July 22, 2008


carsonb has a MeFi account? Fucking hell!
posted by cillit bang at 12:36 AM on July 22, 2008


It's a trap!
posted by Gunner's Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole at 12:40 AM on July 22, 2008


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posted by Krrrlson at 12:47 AM on July 22, 2008


Wait... first the img tag, now this?
posted by Krrrlson at 12:47 AM on July 22, 2008


testtest
posted by Krrrlson at 12:49 AM on July 22, 2008


Some of missed you, Boby.
posted by Wolof at 12:51 AM on July 22, 2008


And yeah, I had a Cathy qui m'a quitté.
posted by Wolof at 12:52 AM on July 22, 2008


Krrrlson, did you use <pre>?
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:53 AM on July 22, 2008


Ascii, and ye shall aggrieve.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:58 AM on July 22, 2008


That's damned confusing. WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT!
posted by seanyboy at 1:01 AM on July 22, 2008


Ha!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:02 AM on July 22, 2008


I did, it seems to be stripping the <br> tags.
posted by Krrrlson at 1:05 AM on July 22, 2008


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posted by Krrrlson at 1:21 AM on July 22, 2008


Don't carriage returns still work in <pre>?
posted by shakespeherian at 1:22 AM on July 22, 2008


Right, so, normal line breaks appear to work now instead of having to use <br>, but the preview still displays the double line breaks. Live preview is correct, however.
posted by Krrrlson at 1:23 AM on July 22, 2008


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posted by Gunner's Mate 1st Class Phillip Asshole at 1:24 AM on July 22, 2008


We should do this for every new member.
posted by Meatbomb at 2:09 AM on July 22, 2008


This boby's gonna be a spamming, self-linking asshole, no doubt about it, so just ban him now and get it over with, OK?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 2:30 AM on July 22, 2008


I hear bob y is a nice guy. Deal with him accordingly.
posted by saguaro at 2:57 AM on July 22, 2008


Where's his wikipedia page?

Will he rerecord Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds for me?
posted by iconomy at 3:08 AM on July 22, 2008


how is bob y formed?
posted by octothorpe at 3:54 AM on July 22, 2008 [3 favorites]




HI BOB.
posted by The Straightener at 4:04 AM on July 22, 2008


Is bob your uncle or something?
posted by Kirth Gerson at 4:29 AM on July 22, 2008


Why Bob?
posted by wendell at 4:36 AM on July 22, 2008


Oh. bob y. For a split second I thought that said Boba Fett. Sigh.

Play it cool, fanboy.
posted by iconomy at 4:39 AM on July 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


PRAISE BOB
AND
BEWARE
THE STARK FIST
OF REMOVAL
posted by loquacious at 4:46 AM on July 22, 2008


I don't know, something about a double cross.
posted by dirtdirt at 5:20 AM on July 22, 2008


That's nice. Anyone one wanna get breakfast?
posted by marxchivist at 5:20 AM on July 22, 2008


Dammit, what happened to the "noise" flagging reason?
posted by smackfu at 5:25 AM on July 22, 2008


That's for comments and not posts. "Breaks the Guidelines" works for me.
posted by marxchivist at 5:28 AM on July 22, 2008


WHAT ABOUT BOB?
posted by quonsar at 5:39 AM on July 22, 2008


Boob ys are members.
posted by danOstuporStar at 5:40 AM on July 22, 2008


what do you call a guy in the water with no arms and legs?
posted by quonsar at 5:42 AM on July 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


Stew.
posted by Dave Faris at 5:50 AM on July 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


Shit out of luck.
posted by netbros at 5:52 AM on July 22, 2008


Bait
posted by grateful at 5:55 AM on July 22, 2008


While I see you were unhappy about a previous post's sentiment, I find this needlessly insulting to the poor new member who had nothing to do with it.

Flagged.
posted by konolia at 5:56 AM on July 22, 2008


Yeah, this really seems mean to this Will guy, bob y, and the poster you're mocking.
posted by sjuhawk31 at 6:06 AM on July 22, 2008


I bit my tongue when that one computer guy first posted on MetaFilter. I was secretly shitting my pants with glee but I didn't want to seem like I'd never interacted with a celebrity before, so I kept quiet. Then that one guy from from that one cable tv show joined. Every time he posts something I preview a "You're so awesome I love you and I've seen you on tv and I can't believe we actually read the same website!" post of my own before eventually deciding not to post it. I just wish I could favorite every single one of his comments more than once. Then that writer guy joined. I'd never heard of him before but he has his own Wikipedia page! It was difficult to do, but I managed to play it cool and not embarrass myself.

Now this? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! Please forgive my cringe-inducing, unabashed lust for acknowledgment, and my shameless idolization. I realize it's an affront to our collective dignity, but I simply cannot contain myself any longer.
posted by Balonious Assault at 6:25 AM on July 22, 2008


. . .
posted by nola at 6:55 AM on July 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


I hope this guy works out better than bob x. If not, at least there's bob z to look forward to.
posted by mkultra at 6:57 AM on July 22, 2008


weapons-grade pandemonium this is not cool dude. You do not have fun like this, we will show you the way to have right-fun, we will teach you the meta logic. Meta logic is above mortal logic and as such seems foolish to your eyes, but behold[!] it is perfect.

Are you a local meta "pet®", if so it will be immediately apparent to all the snivling meta underlings who wish to also be "pet®s". If you are not a LMP then shame on you, shame, not funny what you did, done, dood here. Bad dog, bad.
posted by nola at 7:05 AM on July 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


Can I just take a moment to mourn the fact that people only request metaphorical ponies nowadays on MeFi?

YOUR LACK OF PONIES DISTURBS ME.

Unless bob y is a pony.
posted by elfgirl at 7:09 AM on July 22, 2008


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