I invoke the banhammer! July 30, 2008 2:59 PM   Subscribe

New member Leggen is spamming.
posted by adamrice to Etiquette/Policy at 2:59 PM (23 comments total)

bzzzzzzzzzzzt
posted by Stewriffic at 3:01 PM on July 30, 2008


This is true. I have learned that in these cases it is best to MeFiMail the moderators rather than make a MetaTalk. Perhaps that should be written on the "New Post" page of MetaTalk.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 3:01 PM on July 30, 2008 [3 favorites]


Does somebody happen to know a good place to find affordable total lynch mobs? For some reason I can't think of a plausible URL at which total affordable lynch mobs could be found. Any help here?
posted by ardgedee at 3:02 PM on July 30, 2008


What East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 said.
posted by Sys Rq at 3:02 PM on July 30, 2008


Yup. Deleted, banned. Email us about this sort of situation is a good idea, since it pretty much instantly becomes Nothing To See Here territory once we know about it.
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:03 PM on July 30, 2008


That doesn't fit in whith the scansion for Matthew Chen is spamming. But I don't know what to suggest.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:05 PM on July 30, 2008


OK. OK. I get it. But the last time I did this, someone turned it into a song. And that's just positive reinforcement, is what that is.
posted by adamrice at 3:06 PM on July 30, 2008 [4 favorites]


True. *clinks fork to glass to demand another cute spammer misbehavior song*
posted by onlyconnect at 3:10 PM on July 30, 2008


bloop
posted by shmegegge at 3:13 PM on July 30, 2008


Maybe someone could do this one up as a Seuss book. Leggen Gets An Eggin' or whatever.
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:14 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]


Just wanna comment before this goes...
posted by fixedgear at 3:18 PM on July 30, 2008


Leggen will be beggin' for his $5 back.
posted by netbros at 3:20 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]


User # 78277 disappears leaving only an unhappy memory.
posted by Cranberry at 3:22 PM on July 30, 2008


"sign on a bus stop bench!"
posted by Afroblanco at 3:28 PM on July 30, 2008


Picture, not sign. Gives it a nice machine-gun cadence: "pit-cher-on-na". But I quibble. It seems half just yesterday and half a very long time ago that that whole thing went down.
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:30 PM on July 30, 2008


...the last time I did this, someone turned it into a song. And that's just positive reinforcement, is what that is.

What we need, then, is a song about emailing your problem to the mods.
posted by never used baby shoes at 3:35 PM on July 30, 2008


We emailed our problems to the mods
It was like sending a prayer to the gods
They wrote back one day
But only to say,
"Sod off, you sodding sick sods."

posted by ardgedee at 3:37 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]


Does somebody happen to know a good place to find affordable total lynch mobs?

www.metafilter.com
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 3:50 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]


http://www.affordabletotallynchmobs.com/ is available, though the 'totally' part in the middle makes it look all LOLly.
posted by lukemeister at 4:33 PM on July 30, 2008


I kind of like the smell of the ladies washroom.
posted by KokuRyu at 4:36 PM on July 30, 2008


Quick, before this is closed, what did he spam us about?
posted by jayder at 4:49 PM on July 30, 2008


Moderator, well could you help me ban this douche
See the members in MetaTalk are getting jaded
He's spamming in AskMe
You can keep the five dollar fee
Used to be we'd sing along as we defenestrated

(CHORUS)
But isn't that the way they say it goes
But let's forget the torch
And ban me a member if you can find him
Or I can post to tell him he's slime and to show
I've overcome the mob
I've learned to use MeMail
I wish Greasemonkey scripts could send him off to Hell
But the thermodynamic laws'll
Surely save the spamshitnozzle

Moderator, well could you help me ban this douche
Cause I don't think that this is going to wait till later
There's something in my hand
It's a smoking firebrand
How I miss the smell of burning violators

(REPEAT CHORUS)
No, no, no, no, don't save the spamshitnozzle

Moderator, let's forget about this mail
MetaTalk can handle one more flameout
Thank you for your time
Oh, you've been so much more than kind
This song has one more line

(REPEAT CHORUS)
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:53 PM on July 30, 2008 [7 favorites]


That was lovely. I think now we are done here.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 5:44 PM on July 30, 2008


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