Um, is this a real member, troll, or a sock puppet?
seems to strange to be true....
It's amazing that people have entertained this post with 100+ replies, but are we being fooled?
Young male wants to send a special something to a young woman he likes...even despite the circumstances he mentioned. OKAY.
But a friggin' BANJO??? Especially with him saying that it would be hot to see her playing it under a tree. I don't know about this.
At least where I'm from, banjos are taken as a joke in just about any context. Something you'll hear playing in the background of some cheesy porno film.