5M: Stick This In Your Sleigh And Ride It

December 18, 2009 3:02 PM

Episode 5 of the Metafilter Music Podcast is the second, naughtier half of the two-part holiday series that started last week. It's about 46 minutes long and features 19 songs by 17 different metafilter musicians.

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Probably a good idea to ask yourself, "is it going to a problem if I play Buttfuck Baby Jesus for this crowd?" before putting this on at a party.

00:23 - Linus and Lucifer by doubtfulpalace
03:26 - Mary Mary by sleepy pete
06:19 - Buttfuck Baby Jesus by uncleozzy
08:38 - How To Write A Christmas Song by raisindebt
11:52 - Xmas Don't Be Late by self
14:30 - A St. Paul Christmas by Astro Zombie
16:54 - Santa Punk Is Coming to Town by uncleozzy
17:43 - Here come santa claus by american caesar
20:01 - God Rest Ye Merry Gilligan by jtoth
22:37 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by chococat
25:10 - Cyber Santa by ba
28:48 - Secular Humanist Love Song by Dalton
32:00 - Crunchy Crunchy Christmastime by Live Pooleside
34:34 - The Jesus of Park Avenue by ford and the prefects
37:38 - Santa Claus is comin' to town by ORthey
40:05 - very big delicious christmas part one (o holy linus) by sleepy pete
44:27 - Ringle Bock Jell by nylon

posted by cortex (staff) to MeFi Podcast at 3:02 PM (18 comments total)

Where's the NSFW tag?!?
posted by potch at 3:13 PM on December 18, 2009 [1 favorite]

yeah, how the hell was I supposed to know Buttfuck Baby Jesus was NSFW?
posted by gman at 3:15 PM on December 18, 2009 [6 favorites]

Also, I made a Playlist out of it, for random access goodness:

http://music.metafilter.com/playlist/1147

Which I now realize is in reverse order. My kingdom for a playlist edit feature (and maybe async playlist adding pretty please?).
posted by potch at 3:26 PM on December 18, 2009

Ha. Actually, making a playlist for each one would probably be a good idea.
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:35 PM on December 18, 2009

Last year's gamut of creepy Christmas songs has become our household's official Christmas playlist. As such, I wholeheartedly approve of this podcast.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 3:42 PM on December 18, 2009

Yeah, there's more out there besides what made it into these two episodes, too. Probably another 40-50 minutes of christmas/holiday music, but I had to stop somewhere and once I got to mixes I was happy with I just called it a day.

A few people have done a lot of seasonal songs, too, so trying to avoid overplaying any one person shaped some of the decision-making as well.
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:51 PM on December 18, 2009

*claps furiously*
posted by rtha at 4:46 PM on December 18, 2009

*faps curiously*
posted by joe lisboa at 5:10 PM on December 18, 2009 [8 favorites]

Awesome guys! Nice compilation - I like the naughty list better than the nice. ;-)
posted by garnetgirl at 7:27 PM on December 18, 2009

Oh! I thought buttfuck baby jesus was the second song. I thought it was a very clever title. In reality.
posted by xorry at 7:31 PM on December 18, 2009

Dammit.. Ignore the 'In reality' part. I had start a sentence saying that the real 'bf bby js' song had a less clever title, grew bored of it, and apparently grew bored of deleting the sentence before posting.
posted by xorry at 7:33 PM on December 18, 2009

I had start = I had started
posted by xorry at 7:34 PM on December 18, 2009

dear god is chococat's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus creepily awesome.

bravo - that's the spirit of my christmas!
posted by mannequito at 12:18 AM on December 19, 2009

I so didn't realize that "Buttfuck Baby Jesus" was in the imperative. I thought it was more like "The Baby Jesus of Buttfucking."
posted by Kattullus at 2:28 AM on December 19, 2009

Dammit, cortex, couldn't you wait a few more days to compile these? I hadn't gotten my Christmas tune in yet!

Aw, hell, wait a minute... it's Christmas in FIVE DAYS! Maybe next year I'll get it together...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:25 AM on December 19, 2009

I'm with ya, fam -- the only days I could set aside for recording my Christmas song are between Christmas and New Years'. Bluh.
posted by davejay at 9:18 AM on December 19, 2009

Sorry, guys, but at a certain point you just have to ship. Consider yourselves to be laying brick for next year's playlist, eh?
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:23 AM on December 19, 2009

Hey good job cortex! This is great stuff!

uncleozzy, why do you love the baby Jesus in such an icky way? Why uncleozzy, why?!!! Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
posted by snsranch at 2:19 PM on December 22, 2009