The "Which Bite Wins
" Askme was deleted. Could it be dug up and reanimated please?
posted by Brandon Blatcher to Etiquette/Policy at 8:34 AM (6 comments total)
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Yes, the mods were technically correct in deleting it. Totally understandable and reasonable. But it seemed like it was for a story, so it could fit within the guidelines.
And the post was fun. Could it be reinstated? Pretty please, with whatever the mods adore on top?!
Plus, I was in the middle of writing this answer:
Well, it could be a science experiment.
I think you're getting too caught up on having the bites occur at the same time. Things could get really interesting if the bites are set to occur in a specific order.
For instance vampire>werewolf>zombie might help to ensure all three have some effect, since the one that acts the fastest is last.
But then you gotta ask, why throw a zombie in the mix? They're kinda brain dead and hard to control. Do you really want something like that moving around?
To further complicate things, what if the guy being bitten was a Frankenstein Monster who had been built from cursed Mummy parts.
If you had a vampire-werewolf-zombie-mummy made from from Frankstein parts, you'd have seriously messed up person. We're talking PTSD, dissociative disorder (multiple personalities), intense mood swings, depression and a bit of psychosis. So they'd need a therapist. Probably a team of them, along with a shit load of drugs to deal with the various physical issues and mental issues.
A preemptive restraining order would be a good idea.