If I ever got a cat and a dog at the same time, they would be named Meowrio and Bow-wow-ser. That is all. posted by The Great Big Mulp at 5:13 PM on February 6 [2 favorites]
Cat pianos exist?!? Excuse me, I have something to add to my Ameowzon wish list. posted by Fig at 5:26 PM on February 6
MetaMeow: mouse features, catnip etc. posted by not_on_display at 6:34 PM on February 6
Meow Mix: midway between the previous link and the following link
not_on_display, that video has taught me there's an uncanny valley for cats, too. posted by The Great Big Mulp at 6:44 PM on February 6 [2 favorites]
We have this clock that plays a different American songbird song each hour. We had to take it off the wall because Roswell was determined to hunt it and kill it. It's currently face-down in a place he can't knock it off of. posted by rtha at 6:51 PM on February 6 [8 favorites]
not_on_display, that video has taught me there's an uncanny valley for cats, too.
No - five o'clock on this one! And two of the birds are reversed: when it's mockingbird hour (2 o'clock), the clock plays mourning dove (7 o'clock) and vice versa. posted by rtha at 8:06 PM on February 6 [1 favorite]
It's very confusing! Mostly, we go by the ack-ack-ack noise the cat makes when the clock sings!
If by assemble you mean "look at the cat making ack-ack-ack noises." posted by rtha at 8:52 PM on February 6 [6 favorites]
Yes, that makes sense. It's just that we had one of those clocks in a house my family used to stay in on vacations and we would assemble at the call of the Tufted Titmouse so it is a bit perplexing to me when other families have different ways of doing things. posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 8:57 PM on February 6 [2 favorites]
I have no idea how these people got their cats wedged into their speaker systems, or why. posted by fight or flight at 3:02 AM on February 7 [3 favorites]
I have no idea how these people got their cats wedged into their speaker systems, or why.
Nonono. "I have no idea how these people managed to repair their speaker systems, sweep the floor of bug carcasses, pick up the remains of clothes left out to line-dry, repair chewed cords on phone chargers accidentally left out, wipe paw-prints off the beeping touch-sensitive stovetop, clean the litter, repot plants, and still pick up their cat and call it Fluffykins Sweety-Poo."
If anyone wants a meowing alarm clock, may I introduce you to Susu, short for Susuwatari, Miss Soot Sprite the Spry Sprightly Zoomer of Whee who wakes me up every morning precisely 90 seconds before my electrical clock, with bounce bounce bounce "prrooow" pounce on feet "preeew" gnaw toesies "prooow! prow prow!" wiggle rear end, super-pounce rebound off wall and onto human's stomach "meep! mwap!" posted by fraula at 4:54 AM on February 7 [5 favorites]
I had to go way too far down the page to get to the cat picture.
(That meow song doesn't count.) posted by mule98J at 8:33 AM on February 7
I call Shenanigans.
I swear to God I'm going to pistol-whip the next guy who says shenanigans. posted by middleclasstool at 10:27 AM on February 7
*pistor-whips middleclasstool* posted by vidur at 10:36 AM on February 7
I LOVE THOSE QUESTIONS posted by Greg Nog at 2:18 PM on February 7
There have been advances in meowlectronics since then. My husband and I have gotten the Meowsic as a gift for two people now—each keypress plays "meow!" in a different tone. You can easily play the Meow Mix song on it, for instance. posted by limeonaire at 8:29 PM on February 7
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