Or how about "Snarky" in big, loud letters? As requested by my husband, I might be inclined to wear a thong only if it were sponsoring MeFi. (Though I will always be way too shy to ride my drawers low enough to sport it publicly.) posted by Quixoticlife at 11:09 AM on November 13, 2002
This is perfect! I would like to advertise Metafilter, but often I find it difficult to remain fully clothed.
Person: "Wh-wha..what is that?"
Me: "Shoot, ain't you never seen a dude's.. OHHHH, well, you see, it's sort of a community web log, where people post links, and other people try to connect those links to President Bush."
Metafilter: Buttfuckingly Funny posted by quonsar at 11:53 AM on November 13, 2002
Oh, I thought thongs were shoes and the underwear a string. posted by ginz at 12:43 PM on November 13, 2002
I dunno, the greenish yellow might not look to good down there. posted by me3dia at 12:56 PM on November 13, 2002
Machaus I will sponsor Meta @ my bikini shop.
It will have to be in very small print.
My Bikini Shop, Band-Aids, Corks and Dental Floss, yes we do have towels.
The Fark thong should really say "we'd hit it" or "hit this" posted by mathowie(staff) at 2:45 PM on November 13, 2002
In the meantime, we got BBQ aprons!
*Looks out the window, sadly shakes head, cries* posted by ginz at 2:53 PM on November 13, 2002
Last night I had a dream that I was the only soul on earth walking around town with no personalized items from Meta-Filter. When I woke I checked my drawers, still I had no thong on :( last part not true but I do hope to find dream one on my bedroom floor one morning:P
How is a thong a 'Winter Seasonal Product'?
Steve.. it's seasonal as in a gift to give, winter is associated with Christmas, Winter Break & Winter Holiday.
You opened yourself up(^) there Steve for future ribbing :) (the smile is not for future ribbing, :( ) still not working, ;) posted by thomcatspike at 3:46 PM on November 13, 2002
< how is a thong a 'winter seasonal product'?>>
It's a gift that keeps on giving?
It's a good stocking stuffer? Or the reverse? Or something like that?....or what thomascatspike said posted by madamjujujive at 4:42 PM on November 13, 2002
Hot Diggety! Time to melt that butter with homemade syrup! posted by Stan Chin at 5:33 PM on November 13, 2002
oh my... I feel like Paul Tibbets. Thanks Matt! posted by machaus at 5:34 PM on November 13, 2002
It's just dripping with syrupy goodness, isn't it? posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:44 PM on November 13, 2002
I'm not worried thomcatspike, plenty of people here thought I was dumb long before I posted that... ;) posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 6:22 PM on November 13, 2002
Now all you need is a bra for the large breasted--not overweight!--MetaFilterette whose cup runneth over..
*whistles tunelessly* posted by y2karl at 6:39 PM on November 13, 2002
man... opera 7.0 public beta released... metafilter thong...
oh happy days. posted by lotsofno at 7:25 PM on November 13, 2002
The end of the world is nigh, but at least I won't have panty lines. posted by eyeballkid at 7:52 PM on November 13, 2002
Or maybe "We're all in this together".
LOLOL posted by rushmc at 7:54 PM on November 13, 2002
Now, if only the baseball jerseys would come in a larger size, my Christmas shopping would be complete. posted by ecrivain at 8:13 PM on November 13, 2002
You know what would be rad? If they sold superhero outfits (at least a cool mask and cape) that we could Filterize and use to mask our illegal activities under the guise of helping the innocent.
Then we could blame the rash of crimes on the Farkers by spray-painting You've Just Been Farked by a Farker, Mother Farker! at the scene of each crime, using the public's fear of the Farkers to instill an ungodly support of our decidedly nefarious, self-serving actions.
Sorry. Prattling on. I told you the /chatty doesn't work. posted by The God Complex at 4:25 AM on November 14, 2002
How about a "Go to lunch" lunchbox, to go along with the "Always Be Closing" mug? posted by amarynth at 9:45 AM on November 14, 2002
That thong isn't edible, is it?
Mmmm, pancakes. posted by me3dia at 10:06 AM on November 14, 2002
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