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November 13, 2002 7:35 AM   Subscribe

I would like a MetaFilter thong please...
posted by machaus to Feature Requests at 7:35 AM (38 comments total)

Oh, all right.

I thing a thong of MeFi,
Posters full of wry,
Four and Twenty pancakes
Posted by and by.

posted by yhbc at 7:39 AM on November 13, 2002


I agree, it should be the Anti-Metafilter design. Have "The Rules are Simple" on the front.

So hot.
posted by Stan Chin at 8:07 AM on November 13, 2002


These thongs are made for strutting!

Yes!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 8:19 AM on November 13, 2002


A pair of tighty-whities with a silkscreened skidmark in the crotch might be more apropos.
posted by MrBaliHai at 8:21 AM on November 13, 2002


Eeeewww!
posted by timeistight at 8:44 AM on November 13, 2002


And kudos to yhbc for scoring the Official MetaFilter Nursery Rhyme while we're at it.
posted by briank at 8:47 AM on November 13, 2002


Only if you print "tastes like pancakes" on them.

posted by XQUZYPHYR at 9:44 AM on November 13, 2002


Jeez, machaus, what got up yer ass today?
posted by jonmc at 10:45 AM on November 13, 2002


Only if you print "tastes like pancakes" on them.

Or maybe "We're all in this together".

posted by soundofsuburbia at 11:07 AM on November 13, 2002


Or how about "Snarky" in big, loud letters? As requested by my husband, I might be inclined to wear a thong only if it were sponsoring MeFi. (Though I will always be way too shy to ride my drawers low enough to sport it publicly.)
posted by Quixoticlife at 11:09 AM on November 13, 2002


This is perfect! I would like to advertise Metafilter, but often I find it difficult to remain fully clothed.

Person: "Wh-wha..what is that?"
Me: "Shoot, ain't you never seen a dude's.. OHHHH, well, you see, it's sort of a community web log, where people post links, and other people try to connect those links to President Bush."

posted by Hildago at 11:40 AM on November 13, 2002


So this thong...it vibrates?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:50 AM on November 13, 2002


The FP post is gone now, but oh, the tagline!

Metafilter: Buttfuckingly Funny
posted by quonsar at 11:53 AM on November 13, 2002


Oh, I thought thongs were shoes and the underwear a string.
posted by ginz at 12:43 PM on November 13, 2002


I dunno, the greenish yellow might not look to good down there.
posted by me3dia at 12:56 PM on November 13, 2002


Machaus I will sponsor Meta @ my bikini shop.
It will have to be in very small print.
My Bikini Shop, Band-Aids, Corks and Dental Floss, yes we do have towels.


posted by thomcatspike at 1:07 PM on November 13, 2002


Everyone who gets a thong should post modeling pictures on their user page.
posted by corpse at 1:46 PM on November 13, 2002


/chatty

how come that never works?
posted by The God Complex at 2:06 PM on November 13, 2002


I'm working on getting an appropriate thong graphic right now.

In the meantime, we got BBQ aprons!
posted by mathowie (staff) at 2:34 PM on November 13, 2002


How about a Fark thong instead.
posted by Quinn at 2:35 PM on November 13, 2002


Maybe I am just dumb, but....

How is a thong a 'Winter Seasonal Product'?
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 2:40 PM on November 13, 2002


The Fark thong should really say "we'd hit it" or "hit this"
posted by mathowie (staff) at 2:45 PM on November 13, 2002


In the meantime, we got BBQ aprons!

*Looks out the window, sadly shakes head, cries*
posted by ginz at 2:53 PM on November 13, 2002


Last night I had a dream that I was the only soul on earth walking around town with no personalized items from Meta-Filter. When I woke I checked my drawers, still I had no thong on :( last part not true but I do hope to find dream one on my bedroom floor one morning:P

How is a thong a 'Winter Seasonal Product'?
Steve.. it's seasonal as in a gift to give, winter is associated with Christmas, Winter Break & Winter Holiday.
You opened yourself up(^) there Steve for future ribbing :) (the smile is not for future ribbing, :( ) still not working, ;)
posted by thomcatspike at 3:46 PM on November 13, 2002


< how is a thong a 'winter seasonal product'?>>

It's a gift that keeps on giving?

It's a good stocking stuffer? Or the reverse? Or something like that?....or what thomascatspike said
posted by madamjujujive at 4:42 PM on November 13, 2002


Here's the official MetaFilter Thong

(thanks Danelope for use of his pancake image)
posted by mathowie (staff) at 5:02 PM on November 13, 2002


Hot Diggety! Time to melt that butter with homemade syrup!
posted by Stan Chin at 5:33 PM on November 13, 2002


oh my... I feel like Paul Tibbets. Thanks Matt!
posted by machaus at 5:34 PM on November 13, 2002


It's just dripping with syrupy goodness, isn't it?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:44 PM on November 13, 2002


I'm not worried thomcatspike, plenty of people here thought I was dumb long before I posted that... ;)
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 6:22 PM on November 13, 2002


Now all you need is a bra for the large breasted--not overweight!--MetaFilterette whose cup runneth over..

*whistles tunelessly*
posted by y2karl at 6:39 PM on November 13, 2002


man... opera 7.0 public beta released... metafilter thong...

oh happy days.
posted by lotsofno at 7:25 PM on November 13, 2002


The end of the world is nigh, but at least I won't have panty lines.
posted by eyeballkid at 7:52 PM on November 13, 2002


Or maybe "We're all in this together".

LOLOL
posted by rushmc at 7:54 PM on November 13, 2002


Now, if only the baseball jerseys would come in a larger size, my Christmas shopping would be complete.
posted by ecrivain at 8:13 PM on November 13, 2002


You know what would be rad? If they sold superhero outfits (at least a cool mask and cape) that we could Filterize and use to mask our illegal activities under the guise of helping the innocent.

Then we could blame the rash of crimes on the Farkers by spray-painting You've Just Been Farked by a Farker, Mother Farker! at the scene of each crime, using the public's fear of the Farkers to instill an ungodly support of our decidedly nefarious, self-serving actions.

Sorry. Prattling on. I told you the /chatty doesn't work.
posted by The God Complex at 4:25 AM on November 14, 2002


How about a "Go to lunch" lunchbox, to go along with the "Always Be Closing" mug?
posted by amarynth at 9:45 AM on November 14, 2002


That thong isn't edible, is it?
Mmmm, pancakes.
posted by me3dia at 10:06 AM on November 14, 2002


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