Its a Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt world

February 24, 2004 12:12 PM

Finally got around to reading L.A.'s alt-paper L.A. Weekly's content-heavy "Year End Lists Issue", and was shocked at what I saw on Page 12: (fourth list down here).
That explains why Mr. Howie didn't make it to the L.A. MeetUp: He was with Drudge, Welch, Damon and Groening plotting to take over the universe...
posted by wendell to MetaFilter-related at 12:12 PM (15 comments total)

And yes, fifteen yard penalty to Judith Lewis for overusing the phrase "highly influential"...
posted by wendell at 12:17 PM on February 24, 2004

Holy jeez, never mind the Matts, did you see the link below?
Panorama from top of Everest
Now, that's highly influential!
posted by languagehat at 12:41 PM on February 24, 2004

So long as he vows to use his special powers only for the Forces of Good, we'll all be ok.
posted by normy at 12:43 PM on February 24, 2004

I disagree that Matt Damon was Matt Damon
posted by jalexei at 1:22 PM on February 24, 2004

And here I was thinking it was the queen, the vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders. Or shape-shifting reptilian humanoids.

Guys named Matt. You just never know.
posted by weston at 1:26 PM on February 24, 2004

And don't forget Traveling Matt from Fraggle Rock!
(uh oh, Disney bought him too...)
posted by wendell at 1:33 PM on February 24, 2004

and from another list on the page:
7. Chatsworh.
posted by wendell at 1:38 PM on February 24, 2004

mumble mumble Chatsworth. It's an L.A. thing.
posted by wendell at 1:40 PM on February 24, 2004

matt bianco : influential pop group.
posted by sgt.serenity at 2:23 PM on February 24, 2004

I'm very disappointed I didn't make the list.
that's all
posted by matteo at 5:18 PM on February 24, 2004

Hottest New Sexual Positions

Isn't everyone dissapointed that they didn't explain (or link to explanations of) this very confusing list?
posted by billsaysthis at 6:32 PM on February 24, 2004

"Most Obtuse Lists List"
posted by y6y6y6 at 6:04 AM on February 25, 2004

Didja all catch the "Hottest New Sexual Positions" list in the link? Here they are:

1 Triple anal missionary
2 Double reverse gangbang
3 Covina wallbanger
4 Dry hump bukkake
5 Stovetop stuffing
6 Eunuch gloryhole clusterfuck
7 Chatsworth

Whoa. Matt, you're in some good company on that page.

/aye carumba
posted by davidmsc at 8:45 PM on February 25, 2004

Hottest New Sexual Positions - Isn't everyone dissapointed that they didn't explain (or link to explanations of) this very confusing list?

Oh, thank goodness I'm not alone in my bewilderment.
posted by dejah420 at 9:31 PM on February 25, 2004

Shapeshifting lizards, you say?
posted by arto at 11:56 PM on February 25, 2004