Is this even possible? December 1, 2004 8:25 AM Subscribe
*considers Miguel-esque MeTa post to announce that he has finally fallen out of the Top 25*
Me, that is. Miguel is still up there. It'll take a lot more than a few months of quiet behavior for him to fall off the Top 25 ;-)
posted by Shane at 8:38 AM on December 1, 2004
Me, that is. Miguel is still up there. It'll take a lot more than a few months of quiet behavior for him to fall off the Top 25 ;-)
posted by Shane at 8:38 AM on December 1, 2004
well, it actually is my bday today. : >
(i prefer euros--large denominations, unmarked, or precious stones--easily transportable, you know)
posted by amberglow at 8:45 AM on December 1, 2004
(i prefer euros--large denominations, unmarked, or precious stones--easily transportable, you know)
posted by amberglow at 8:45 AM on December 1, 2004
I saw that yesterday. Funky things going on with the contrib index. I'm sure Dan knows about it. It'll be awhile anyway before the index is meaningful again. At least a couple of weeks. Although, just as you could in my case, you can see who some of the long-term high-profile people are likely to be. Bugbread, for one, I think.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 8:47 AM on December 1, 2004
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 8:47 AM on December 1, 2004
Mine's (real life b-day) friday. Beer, cigarettes, fried food, porn, and records will do fine.
posted by jonmc at 8:47 AM on December 1, 2004
posted by jonmc at 8:47 AM on December 1, 2004
What's the definition of "Contribution Index"?
I heard of a neat tool that you could use to find the definition of words, but I can't quite remember what it was.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 8:55 AM on December 1, 2004
I heard of a neat tool that you could use to find the definition of words, but I can't quite remember what it was.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 8:55 AM on December 1, 2004
Must have been a rash of Smiths threads.
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:00 AM on December 1, 2004
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:00 AM on December 1, 2004
DrJohn- I just noticed this neat thing on my mouse.... if you spin it, you can scroll up and down a page! So now I know what a Contribution Index is.
posted by Doohickie at 9:05 AM on December 1, 2004
posted by Doohickie at 9:05 AM on December 1, 2004
YAY A DECEMBER BIRFDAY THREAD.
(the sixth. i know you cared.)
posted by fishfucker at 9:36 AM on December 1, 2004
(the sixth. i know you cared.)
posted by fishfucker at 9:36 AM on December 1, 2004
jonmc's user profile:
member since: sometime in 1999
and
jonmc has posted 74 links and 5277 comments to MetaFilter
and 14 threads and 1415 comments to MetaTalk
and 9 questions and 175 answers to Ask MetaFilter
Since there's no clear "join date" the index appears to use today, and that gives a huge total of posts, which, when divided by "he signed up today" would give an absurd index.
But hey, he is user 58!
posted by mmahaffie at 10:17 AM on December 1, 2004
member since: sometime in 1999
and
jonmc has posted 74 links and 5277 comments to MetaFilter
and 14 threads and 1415 comments to MetaTalk
and 9 questions and 175 answers to Ask MetaFilter
Since there's no clear "join date" the index appears to use today, and that gives a huge total of posts, which, when divided by "he signed up today" would give an absurd index.
But hey, he is user 58!
posted by mmahaffie at 10:17 AM on December 1, 2004
"... appears to use today" as his join date and given his "huge total of posts" the index system (huge total/today=index) "would give an absurd" result.
Sorry
posted by mmahaffie at 10:22 AM on December 1, 2004
Sorry
posted by mmahaffie at 10:22 AM on December 1, 2004
speaking of amberglow, today it's his birthday.
Happy Birthday, amber!
posted by matteo at 10:32 AM on December 1, 2004
Happy Birthday, amber!
posted by matteo at 10:32 AM on December 1, 2004
Happy Birthday, Amberglow.
(And I'm sorry, but your name still says "female" to me, contrary to reality. Perhaps I will overcome this association. Someday.)
posted by grabbingsand at 11:11 AM on December 1, 2004
(And I'm sorry, but your name still says "female" to me, contrary to reality. Perhaps I will overcome this association. Someday.)
posted by grabbingsand at 11:11 AM on December 1, 2004
*Tries to figure out what stripper to hire to spring out of the cake for the surprise amberglow/jonmc/fishfucker birthday party*
posted by taz at 11:12 AM on December 1, 2004
posted by taz at 11:12 AM on December 1, 2004
*Tries to figure out what stripper to hire to spring out of the cake for the surprise amberglow/jonmc/fishfucker birthday party*
I'm guessing one of everything they offer. Just to be sure.
posted by Shane at 11:22 AM on December 1, 2004
I'm guessing one of everything they offer. Just to be sure.
posted by Shane at 11:22 AM on December 1, 2004
And I'm sorry, but your name still says "female" to me, contrary to reality. Perhaps I will overcome this association. Someday.
That's hilarious. I have been struggling with that very thing since I started reading the site. It just doesn't compute in my head. I will continue to try as well though. And Happy Birthday amberglow.
posted by rooftop secrets at 11:22 AM on December 1, 2004
That's hilarious. I have been struggling with that very thing since I started reading the site. It just doesn't compute in my head. I will continue to try as well though. And Happy Birthday amberglow.
posted by rooftop secrets at 11:22 AM on December 1, 2004
*Tries to figure out what stripper to hire to spring out of the cake for the surprise amberglow/jonmc/fishfucker birthday party*
a largebreast bass with a penis.
posted by jonmc at 11:25 AM on December 1, 2004
a largebreast bass with a penis.
posted by jonmc at 11:25 AM on December 1, 2004
For a long time while I was lurking, I was sure that "amberglow" was female. I'm assuming for the same reason as others: "amber". But I figured it out and then, after interacting with him, amberglow is unquestionably male to me now. Funny how that works.
Happy bday, amberglow.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 11:36 AM on December 1, 2004
Happy bday, amberglow.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 11:36 AM on December 1, 2004
It's right in his profile, folks:
It's my drag/porn name ; >
posted by Shane at 11:53 AM on December 1, 2004
It's my drag/porn name ; >
posted by Shane at 11:53 AM on December 1, 2004
So it does. I think I'll add lat/long to mine like amberglow's done. Which is a little spooky, come to think of it, as I got it from my gps and it's basically my bedroom patio. Oh, what the hell. Was Matt gonna switch to a coord thing so it works internationally?
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 12:05 PM on December 1, 2004
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 12:05 PM on December 1, 2004
May you always bask in an amber glow, amberglow! And many happy returns to the embracer of fish and everyone's favorite mc, jon, too!
posted by Lynsey at 12:06 PM on December 1, 2004
posted by Lynsey at 12:06 PM on December 1, 2004
I'm guessing one of everything they offer. Just to be sure.
completely : >
thanks all! you make becoming middle-aged not so bad after all. and Happy Bday to all the other December mefites! (and don't forget about Dame)
posted by amberglow at 12:16 PM on December 1, 2004
completely : >
thanks all! you make becoming middle-aged not so bad after all. and Happy Bday to all the other December mefites! (and don't forget about Dame)
posted by amberglow at 12:16 PM on December 1, 2004
...you make becoming middle-aged not so bad after all.
I really wish you hadn't said that. We're almost exactly the same age (aren't we?) and my bday was last month. Middle-aged. Bah.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 1:18 PM on December 1, 2004
I really wish you hadn't said that. We're almost exactly the same age (aren't we?) and my bday was last month. Middle-aged. Bah.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 1:18 PM on December 1, 2004
Happy birthday amber! Hannah and Tommy wish you well too.
What's this about "middle age" though? You don't look a day over 50!
;)
posted by davehat at 1:43 PM on December 1, 2004
What's this about "middle age" though? You don't look a day over 50!
;)
posted by davehat at 1:43 PM on December 1, 2004
Happy B'Day AmberGlow, you've enriched my MeFi experience with your insights and support.
Wasn't there someway to manipulate the URL to find out where any given member ranked? Or are my dreaming world and reality clashing again? If so then I'm dreaming about Natalie Portman and Hilary Duff wrestling in a large tub of jello.
Damn!
posted by fenriq at 1:53 PM on December 1, 2004
Wasn't there someway to manipulate the URL to find out where any given member ranked? Or are my dreaming world and reality clashing again? If so then I'm dreaming about Natalie Portman and Hilary Duff wrestling in a large tub of jello.
Damn!
posted by fenriq at 1:53 PM on December 1, 2004
I'm both happy to be on the list and worried that I may suffer logorrhea...Oh well, I'm moving house today and there's no internet access at my new place, so my index will plummet until I have a slow night shift at work.
And happy birthday, Amberglow!
While a long time reader, I only started paying attention to individual names since signing up, so, yeah, I'm in the same boat with struggling to remember that Amberglow's a guy. I think I've pretty much got it now, though.
posted by Bugbread at 1:57 PM on December 1, 2004
And happy birthday, Amberglow!
While a long time reader, I only started paying attention to individual names since signing up, so, yeah, I'm in the same boat with struggling to remember that Amberglow's a guy. I think I've pretty much got it now, though.
posted by Bugbread at 1:57 PM on December 1, 2004
I guess this means nobody will beat jonmc ever, right? That's okay. I can live with that.
Wait a second... Holy shit, I'm number six? I guess I'd better keep on posting hard and not let myself fall off the list. Maybe one day people will hold grudges against me and stuff and I'll be famous, just like some of the veteran users. I love seeing all the love/hate bubble to the surface in a good political thread.
Or I could find some cool quirky Japanese toilet links to post to the blue, instead of being a nutbag. ToiletFilter anyone?
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
(Yeah, I used to have that female amberglow problem as well. It's the "amber" part.)
posted by Kleptophoria! at 7:58 PM on December 1, 2004
Wait a second... Holy shit, I'm number six? I guess I'd better keep on posting hard and not let myself fall off the list. Maybe one day people will hold grudges against me and stuff and I'll be famous, just like some of the veteran users. I love seeing all the love/hate bubble to the surface in a good political thread.
Or I could find some cool quirky Japanese toilet links to post to the blue, instead of being a nutbag. ToiletFilter anyone?
^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
(Yeah, I used to have that female amberglow problem as well. It's the "amber" part.)
posted by Kleptophoria! at 7:58 PM on December 1, 2004
Happy birthday Amber, and all the other Decemberites.
(I, too, still think female even though I know Amber's male. But, I actually think that's kinda fun. Makes you think a bit about gender each time. Yes, I'm a geek.)
posted by livii at 8:39 PM on December 1, 2004
(I, too, still think female even though I know Amber's male. But, I actually think that's kinda fun. Makes you think a bit about gender each time. Yes, I'm a geek.)
posted by livii at 8:39 PM on December 1, 2004
Identity is so hard on the internet. I'm going to trick one of my fellow n00bz into making a MetaTalk thread asking for avatars and signature banners.
posted by Kleptophoria! at 9:14 PM on December 1, 2004
posted by Kleptophoria! at 9:14 PM on December 1, 2004
Hey, have a really happy birthday, dear Amber - in fact, make it the whole 12 months ahead and consider my wishes refreshed when you're a year (even) wiser!
Miguel is still up there. It'll take a lot more than a few months of quiet behavior for him to fall off the Top 25 ;-)
And I'm very sorry, Shane, but I don't care if this comment severely handicaps my quest to undertake quonsar (#12 at 5.48, though that guitar post today should by rights earn him a 2.00 discount) and five fresh fish (#13 at 5.43)*. You're worth it, Amber. I rarely venture into MeTa, as you know, as I can't stand the acrimony and the endless elaboration, but - what the hell, you only live once, right?
* I'm still #11 at an embarrassing 5.91 but it could safely be said I have them within my sights, considering how they've both rabbited on of late.
For as long as I live, I shall never understand people who don't appreciate the value of just keeping quiet. There must be some attraction to chatting, making jokes and sharing your every opinion on every matter under the sun - but it sure escapes me...
posted by MiguelCardoso at 6:10 AM on December 2, 2004
Miguel is still up there. It'll take a lot more than a few months of quiet behavior for him to fall off the Top 25 ;-)
And I'm very sorry, Shane, but I don't care if this comment severely handicaps my quest to undertake quonsar (#12 at 5.48, though that guitar post today should by rights earn him a 2.00 discount) and five fresh fish (#13 at 5.43)*. You're worth it, Amber. I rarely venture into MeTa, as you know, as I can't stand the acrimony and the endless elaboration, but - what the hell, you only live once, right?
* I'm still #11 at an embarrassing 5.91 but it could safely be said I have them within my sights, considering how they've both rabbited on of late.
For as long as I live, I shall never understand people who don't appreciate the value of just keeping quiet. There must be some attraction to chatting, making jokes and sharing your every opinion on every matter under the sun - but it sure escapes me...
posted by MiguelCardoso at 6:10 AM on December 2, 2004
Is that what those writerly folks call irony, Miguel? Don't answer, you'll raise your contribution index. Ironically, I miss being in the Top 25. It felt like fame or infamy, of some sort anyway.
posted by Shane at 6:41 AM on December 2, 2004
posted by Shane at 6:41 AM on December 2, 2004
::bakes a cake for amberglow::
Happy Berfday Ambie!!
posted by kamylyon at 7:08 PM on December 2, 2004
Happy Berfday Ambie!!
posted by kamylyon at 7:08 PM on December 2, 2004
Sorry for the mixup. Someone e-mailed me to tell me there were some problems and I discovered that Matt had changed the format of the user page. I changed the parser to fix it, but in the process broke the code for early members (like jonmc) which use hard coded dates.
Things should be back to normal now.
posted by jaden at 10:47 AM on December 13, 2004
Things should be back to normal now.
posted by jaden at 10:47 AM on December 13, 2004
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Now that's prolificity.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 8:30 AM on December 1, 2004