Please stop with your self-link FleshLight posts, FleshJoe. January 4, 2006 4:34 PM   Subscribe

Please stop with your self-link FleshLight posts, FleshJoe.
posted by fandango_matt to Etiquette/Policy at 4:34 PM (26 comments total)

I wasn't sure anything could be lamer than sticking your dick into a flashlight filled with jello until I heard of someone on Metafilter selflinking to a site that sells flashlights filled with jello for people to stick their dicks into.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:37 PM on January 4, 2006


I found his offerings illuminating. For her pleasure.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:40 PM on January 4, 2006


Could it be more obvious?
posted by moonbird at 4:44 PM on January 4, 2006


Maybe if it was a lantern.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:46 PM on January 4, 2006


Sometimes, this kind of spamming makes me feel like we're important. Then I think about cleaning out the flashlight.
posted by interrobang at 4:46 PM on January 4, 2006


Dicks don't fit into flashlights, well, unless you have a pencil.
posted by caddis at 4:47 PM on January 4, 2006


What a tool.
posted by loquacious at 4:50 PM on January 4, 2006


Wow, I saw those and actually didn't even think that much about 'em. They were at least a little on topic and not that odd.

That said, BURN HIM Even though self-links in comments are at least somewhat acceptable, this is beyond the pail
posted by delmoi at 4:51 PM on January 4, 2006


loquacious: "What a tool."

Not a very bright one, though. Ironic.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:51 PM on January 4, 2006


Hmm... Maybe we should make new users put up a $50 bounty they get back in a month or two after not self linking?

Maybe we should setup a wiki for posting all the ideas to prevent self linking?

Maybe I should add such a page to the mefi-wiki myself.
posted by delmoi at 4:52 PM on January 4, 2006


this is beyond the pail

Into the jizz-bucket with him!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:17 PM on January 4, 2006


Why advertise? I would think a product like that would sell itself.

That said, BURN HIM Even though self-links in comments are at least somewhat acceptable, this is beyond the pail

Hyperbole-rific!
posted by SweetJesus at 5:18 PM on January 4, 2006


caddis : "Dicks don't fit into flashlights, well, unless you have a pencil."

Y'all ain't got maglites where you from? Or are all the dicks around you more than 19 and a half inches?
posted by Bugbread at 5:25 PM on January 4, 2006


Please stop with your self-link FleshLight posts, FleshJoe.

At least they're only comments and not actual posts. Alas, that puts him a cut above.
posted by Aknaton at 5:27 PM on January 4, 2006


Tell me, what do you do with witches?
posted by shmegegge at 5:28 PM on January 4, 2006


My utter disgust with that product increases my sense of self worth, and I like being reminded of that.
posted by smackfu at 5:31 PM on January 4, 2006


My dick fits into my flashlight, but my flashlight is enormous.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:43 PM on January 4, 2006


A FleshLightHouse?
posted by soundofsuburbia at 5:50 PM on January 4, 2006


It's worthless anyway, most mefites dicks are too big for those things. Am I rite!?
posted by delmoi at 5:52 PM on January 4, 2006


Aknaton writes "At least they're only comments and not actual posts. Alas, that puts him a cut above."

Don't worry, I'm sure an FPP is coming. Delete the comments, please.
posted by OmieWise at 6:06 PM on January 4, 2006


Deduction: delmoi's weiner is tiny!
posted by loquacious at 6:07 PM on January 4, 2006


FleshJoe, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Loser. That thing is stupid too BTW.
Besides, why didn't you just post it to MeFiProjects, silly flesh-rabbit.
posted by snsranch at 6:12 PM on January 4, 2006


So, if I'm not using my hand, will I still go blind?
Also, will this help me see in the dark?
If both are the case, will my vision remain as is?
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 7:22 PM on January 4, 2006


This flashlight. I can fuck it?
posted by Balisong at 7:50 PM on January 4, 2006


this is beyond the pail

Into the jizz-bucket with him!
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:17 PM


ROFLICIOUS!
posted by quonsar at 7:59 PM on January 4, 2006


posts removed, emailed the poster who promises not to do it again.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 8:02 PM on January 4, 2006


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