Did ParisParamus really join the Army?

January 25, 2006 6:17 PM

Did ParisParamus really join the Army?
posted by eustacescrubb to MetaFilter-Related at 6:17 PM (20 comments total)

Pff. If only.
posted by scarabic at 6:22 PM on January 25, 2006

No, he has other priorities.
posted by brundlefly at 6:24 PM on January 25, 2006

It's the new MeFi meme, metahominem.
posted by mischief at 6:30 PM on January 25, 2006

Sigh. Maybe I should have posted the question to AskMe since at least there I could have learned the answer without having to swim through fathoms of snark.
posted by eustacescrubb at 6:30 PM on January 25, 2006

The front page comment itself looked like snark to me. So maybe we, er, assumed you wouldn't know the difference and could swim unscathed;-)
posted by orange swan at 6:32 PM on January 25, 2006

he's michelle malkin's aide de camp.
posted by quonsar at 6:35 PM on January 25, 2006

I really actually want to know if he joined the army.
posted by eustacescrubb at 6:36 PM on January 25, 2006

PP has an email address in his profile.
posted by Gator at 6:36 PM on January 25, 2006

I asked him and he hasn't answered yet. I promise to post again as soon as he does.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:37 PM on January 25, 2006

...aaaaand close.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:37 PM on January 25, 2006

Please?
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:38 PM on January 25, 2006

Oh fiddlesticks, you're right. We really should have given this question the respectful, dignified treatment it demands.
posted by scarabic at 6:46 PM on January 25, 2006

ortho's on a sarcasm kick, I think. PP mentioned something recently about putting himself on a month-long hiatus after his AskMe post concerning a gift ffor his GF's daughter.
posted by terrapin at 6:51 PM on January 25, 2006

And the rest of MetaFilter all joined Hezbollah. So we are all walking our talk.
posted by LarryC at 6:57 PM on January 25, 2006

OK, the answer is:

ParisParamus "been there, not doing that."

Now you know.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:57 PM on January 25, 2006

Metafilter: Fathoms of snark.
posted by JekPorkins at 6:57 PM on January 25, 2006

Apparently PP is still reading the site because I was just emailed and told my assumption was correct.
posted by terrapin at 7:04 PM on January 25, 2006

They have email access at Fort Park Slope Food Co-op?
posted by Armitage Shanks at 7:12 PM on January 25, 2006

In other Mefi news, quonsar's pants fish has been discovered in the wild.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:14 PM on January 25, 2006

he said he was taking off a month.

And for the love of christ, please stop making metatalk threads about controversial members, it just feeds into the game they play here.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 7:18 PM on January 25, 2006