Usurping the throne October 19, 2001 12:53 PM   Subscribe

Break out the big guns, kids, There's a coup underway!
posted by jpoulos to Etiquette/Policy at 12:53 PM (35 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

Everybody e-mail Matt "You're needed at MetaFilter" right now. Honest.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:55 PM on October 19, 2001


I posted this for two reasons:
1) I thought it would be kind of funny
2) To show people how idiotic they look when they feel the need to be the MeFi police over and over and over again.
If you're so concerned about time and space, stop wasting so much yourself!
And some of you should stop taking yourselves so seriously while you're at it.


You, sir, have insulted my honor. I demand satisfaction. [glove slap] I challenge you to a duel!

(Well, not really, but you shouldn't have done it, bondcliff.)
posted by jpoulos at 12:56 PM on October 19, 2001


Matt's gonna be pissed. If he hasn't bailed already. A triple post in Metatalk is taking the joke a bit too far, no?
posted by y6y6y6 at 1:03 PM on October 19, 2001


A double post of the double-post-satirizing quadruple post.
Metafilter implodes.
posted by liam at 1:03 PM on October 19, 2001


Good riddance. If only he'd only go.
posted by ColdChef at 1:04 PM on October 19, 2001


Quick, somebody climb to the roof and activate the MattSignal!
posted by briank at 1:06 PM on October 19, 2001


Matt goes away for a few days and MeFi has it's own perestroika. beautiful.
posted by starduck at 1:11 PM on October 19, 2001


Quick, somebody climb to the roof and activate the MattSignal!

Best comment of the day. Heeheehee.
posted by ColdChef at 1:14 PM on October 19, 2001


I agree this has gone too far...that Bondcliff's post took it too far. If I were Matt I'd be pretty egregiously pissed off. You might catch him in a good mood and he'll think it's funny. but I wouldn't bet on it.

Let's get back to talking about fucking goats now.
posted by Kafkaesque at 1:18 PM on October 19, 2001


We're beyond the MattSignal at this point. What we need to do is initiate a few more of these kinds of threads, wait for them to get filled with newbies and trolls, secretly tell all the a-listers to retreat to MetaTalk, and press the Self-Destruct button.
posted by Shadowkeeper at 1:21 PM on October 19, 2001


I have insulted my own honor by not realizing this was already being addressed in MeTa. I demand satisfaction, and I challenge myself to a duel. (Looks like another Friday night demanding satisfaction, slapping gloves and duelling with myself. Maybe I should fuck more goats.)
posted by jpoulos at 1:24 PM on October 19, 2001


Please don't everybody email Matt.
posted by sudama at 1:32 PM on October 19, 2001


Everybody e-mail Matt "You're needed at MetaFilter" right now. Honest.

I'm glad Matt's not here. That way we can all see what happens when he's gone, and how much bloody work this has become for him. It would always be like this if he weren't here trying to maintain some semblance of order.

Self-policing my sugar-coated ass.
posted by frykitty at 1:35 PM on October 19, 2001


Self-policing my sugar-coated ass.

Sounds kinky. Got any clay rebel kitties to go with that?
posted by NortonDC at 1:54 PM on October 19, 2001 [1 favorite]


Self-policing my sugar-coated ass.

Does that job have a benefits package?
posted by feelinglistless at 1:57 PM on October 19, 2001 [1 favorite]


Once again, my angry outburst is cause for humorous badinage. I'd learn from my mistakes, but I kind of enjoy the comebacks.
posted by frykitty at 2:02 PM on October 19, 2001


Metafilter: Self-policing my sugar-coated ass since 1999
posted by jpoulos at 2:23 PM on October 19, 2001


I think Clay Rebel Kitties will be the name of my next band.
posted by NortonDC at 2:35 PM on October 19, 2001


humorous badinage

The new album from Tori Amos ...
posted by feelinglistless at 2:36 PM on October 19, 2001


if I were matt, I'd pull the plug on the server until I could come back and clean up.

sheesh.
posted by rebeccablood at 2:37 PM on October 19, 2001


if I were matt, I'd pull the plug on the server
posted by Mick at 3:26 PM on October 19, 2001


It's Fuckwit Friday. Joy.
posted by holgate at 3:35 PM on October 19, 2001


Actually it was dress down Friday in work today. 'Suppose I'm just in a silly mood...
posted by feelinglistless at 3:39 PM on October 19, 2001


I demand satisfaction, and I challenge myself to a duel.

you must be great at parties.
posted by lotsofno at 3:43 PM on October 19, 2001


Metafilter implodes.

...and France surrenders.
posted by pudders at 3:51 PM on October 19, 2001


To be honest, I think all this was caused by Friday Syndrome. Some people just got carried away I guess. I am in no position to decry comments as inane, but everyone just has to keep that crap off the front page.
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:00 PM on October 19, 2001


Why I oughta
posted by redhead at 4:30 PM on October 19, 2001


cnn reports that matt has turned into a pancake.

posted by gluechunk at 5:47 PM on October 19, 2001


Wow. Well, the tension around here has been building for a while; it was inevitable there would be some messy release eventually. The question is, will this day's events result in a calmer more balanced atmosphere tomorrow, or contribute to an even greater problem? That answer is largely up to us, because we are the users.

While the doubled MeTa commentary on the quadrupled commentary on MeFi doubles followed by a clueless double might have been (was) excessive and ill advised, it might work out alright if people use this opportunity to really evaluate what Metafilter means to them and some solutions are found.

I've been thinking about it a lot lately. What do I get out of Metafilter, and what do I need to do in return for that? I don't comment much around here, and I've only posted a few links, none of them that great, but this is one of the few sites I visit several times a day. I love the commentary, many times I won't even visit the links, I'll just read what people say about them. I love the deep links that I'd never have found on my own. I clearly get a lot of value from this site, and I'm trying to figure out what I should do for it, for Matt.

I don’t know what the answer is, I don't have a solution, but I do know that bondcliff had a valid point, the self-policing that was so effective for a small group of friendly internet co-explorers is not effective at all with 12000 people, many of whom see Metafilter as a news compilation rather than a meta filter. The result is more work for Matt and more frustration from the old timers who see things changing and realize that their old methods of helping keep things on track had become ineffectual.

posted by Nothing at 5:50 PM on October 19, 2001


maybe it's time to send matt a present so he'll come back...
posted by smt at 6:28 PM on October 19, 2001


maybe this is like the Lord of the Flies and this is about when the kids discover that there are no adults around.

maybe Matt is watching this from a distance taking notes for the next great Sociological Commentary novel.

maybe the end result of MeFi's descent into Newsblogging is that someone thought this was on par with American Media and sent Matt anthrax.

gosh, maybe Matt has anthrax.

I, for one, feel very sheepish about my fun with Haiku on the front page thread. I really didn't mean to encourage bad behavior; I thought Matt would step in any moment.

I feel like I just got caught with my adult-pants down. Nothing is right -- we need to be part of the solution, not the problem.

MeFi is us. Taking a Zen approach to that connection would be a good thing to do.
posted by dness2 at 6:48 PM on October 19, 2001


MeFi is us.

We're crap!

I second rebecca's motion. I'd pull the plug and go back to holding laptops in funny positions in front of the Golden Gate Bridge.

MeFi would make an excellent research study.
posted by hijinx at 9:17 PM on October 19, 2001


well, he pulled 11645... too bad, I was waiting to get my 43 seconds back.
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 9:33 PM on October 19, 2001


What did I miss on 11645? Sounds like it was dire...I was sleeping the sleep of the self-medicated...
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 10:25 PM on October 19, 2001


A link to the (bebearded) stinkyfeet project, and ensuing convo about how doo-bla-post-ab-luh it was.
posted by dhartung at 11:34 PM on October 19, 2001


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