Dog tags. June 20, 2007 7:20 PM   Subscribe

My profile says I posted two AskMes tagged with "dog", but I really haven't.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane to Bugs at 7:20 PM (48 comments total)

In fact, I kind of hate dogs, sorry.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:20 PM on June 20, 2007


Are you part of the tagging team?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:36 PM on June 20, 2007 [1 favorite]


Perfect title.
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 7:36 PM on June 20, 2007


yeah, if you ever tagged something else, it'll show up in your history.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 8:05 PM on June 20, 2007


Are you part of the tagging team?

Yes.

And whoa, I never knew that, thanks. Carry on.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 8:08 PM on June 20, 2007


I have a similar issue where I've apparently tagged 3 posts with '9-11' but as this clearly shows, I have not.

I am not part of the tagging team.
posted by Effigy2000 at 8:21 PM on June 20, 2007


TAG, you're IT!
posted by blue_beetle at 8:25 PM on June 20, 2007


Effigy, I think that means you had one deleted.
posted by Partial Law at 8:34 PM on June 20, 2007


that's a feature, not a bug
posted by caddis at 9:15 PM on June 20, 2007


I have a similar issue where I've apparently tagged 3 posts with '9-11'
We've extended "never forget" to also mean, "never let you forget" Effigy. Your mother has contacted us concerning the similar addition of a "wear the vest I sent" tag.
posted by Abiezer at 9:32 PM on June 20, 2007 [1 favorite]


What kind of person hates dogs?
posted by gomichild at 9:59 PM on June 20, 2007 [1 favorite]


A cat person.
posted by misha at 10:02 PM on June 20, 2007


I don't like dogs for the same reason I don't like little kids: They stink and they're always making some kind of damn noise.
posted by puke & cry at 10:13 PM on June 20, 2007


Who was it that said:

my love for dogs is less than my love for picking up warm dog crap with a bag over my hand. If it ever tips in the other direction, I'll get one, but until then, no dog.
posted by mathowie (staff) at 10:17 PM on June 20, 2007 [2 favorites]


Mine is super quiet and non-smelly, but still really f-ing annoying. Cute, but damn!

/me tags her dog appropriately.
posted by cior at 10:17 PM on June 20, 2007


Excuse me, is this the thread where I mention my pugs?
posted by jonson at 10:28 PM on June 20, 2007


They stink and they're always making some kind of damn noise.
posted by puke & cry at 12:13 AM on June 21 [+] [!]
posted by edgeways at 10:38 PM on June 20, 2007 [2 favorites]


*gets popcorn ready for 'dogs v. cats' *

Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war
posted by SassHat at 10:40 PM on June 20, 2007


I've got something you might like to tag, gnifti.
posted by Meatbomb at 10:46 PM on June 20, 2007


If I have both cats and dogs, does that mean I'm bipetual? I'm just experimenting, honest.
posted by maxwelton at 11:03 PM on June 20, 2007


my love for dogs is less than my love for picking up warm dog crap with a bag over my hand. If it ever tips in the other direction, I'll get one, but until then, no dog.

Indeed, because that's *so* much worse than changing diapers.

/me adds to shitstorm
posted by Ufez Jones at 11:07 PM on June 20, 2007


Children and dogs are both loathsome.

If all the world's dogs choked to death on the corpses of all the world's children, I should shed not a tear.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 11:20 PM on June 20, 2007 [5 favorites]


My dog does not stink, thank you very much. She smells very pretty actually.
Honestly, how can anyone hate this?!? You can't, that's how.
posted by miss lynnster at 11:45 PM on June 20, 2007


I hate little ankle-biting yap dogs most of all, actually.
posted by puke & cry at 12:17 AM on June 21, 2007


Saint Eddie Izzard on "small yappy-type dogs" and Mr Dog.
posted by Abiezer at 12:54 AM on June 21, 2007


Demonstration of dog intelligence.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:02 AM on June 21, 2007 [3 favorites]


You DOGIST BASTARDS!

[not CATIST]
posted by gomichild at 1:26 AM on June 21, 2007


Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war

Dang, takin' me all the way back to 1999. Ha ha Baha Men, I love that song!
posted by carsonb at 1:57 AM on June 21, 2007


I like both cats and dogs. They are both fun. I like hanging out stoically with cats. I like the crazy go nuts energy of dogs.

Apples to oranges, people.

Glad you got your tagging issues worked out, goodnewsfortheinsane.
posted by Mister Cheese at 2:05 AM on June 21, 2007


Demonstration of dog intelligence.

Dog is used to a glass door that has to be opened for it to get through. When there is no glass in the door, dog still waits for door to be opened.

YouTube commenters watch video, claim that "doggy doesn't understand 'doors'".

It's a demonstration of intelligence, alright.
posted by chrismear at 5:03 AM on June 21, 2007


In fact, I kind of hate dogs, sorry.

Theres no reason for that attitude! Dogs are stringy and a bit gamey, but that's no reason to hate them. Just use a stronger marinade.

Cat, on the other hand, can't be disguised by any amount of basting. They make nice slippers though.
posted by bonehead at 6:56 AM on June 21, 2007


That's a fine looking mutt you've got there, miss lynnster. And no, puke and cry, dachsunds are not "ankle-biting yap dogs"; they're ferocious, barrel-chested, badger-killing machines.
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:32 AM on June 21, 2007


Demonstration of dog intelligence.

weapons-grade pandemonium , I loved that link, but as a counter, I have to post this (not youtube, washington post article).
posted by kisch mokusch at 8:32 AM on June 21, 2007


Cats and dogs living together... mass hysteria!
posted by killthepuppyorkittenFilter at 8:51 AM on June 21, 2007


She is an actual dog-sized dog, she doesn't bite ankles. She might stick her tongue in your ear, though.

Also, she's half terrier so she's got long legs & is about 8 pounds heavier than stumpy-legged little purebred dachshunds. She can actually jump high enough to lick your face while you're standing up.

She's like a dachshund on steroids.
posted by miss lynnster at 8:55 AM on June 21, 2007


On the internet, no one knows when they've tagged things with "dog".
posted by LionIndex at 9:05 AM on June 21, 2007


“Dang, takin' me all the way back to 1999. Ha ha Baha Men, I love that song!”

This is an old-fashioned troll, right?
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 9:26 AM on June 21, 2007


Look, the little yappy dogs are properly referred to as 'appetizers'.
posted by trondant at 9:28 AM on June 21, 2007


"Excuse me, is this the thread where I mention my pugs?"

No.

I demand jonson's pug mention be deleted.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:38 AM on June 21, 2007


Excuse me, is this the thread where I mention my pugs?

we have pugs too! HIGH FIVE

(well, one, but a second one is planned).

pugs are awesome. i wasn't a big small dog fan until i met our pug.
posted by fishfucker at 9:45 AM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]


I demand this comment be deleted.
posted by caddis at 9:45 AM on June 21, 2007


I demand this comment be favorited.
posted by gomichild at 9:47 AM on June 21, 2007 [5 favorites]


Cat, on the other hand, can't be disguised by any amount of basting. They make nice slippers though.

Cat's a stewing meat, preferably in a nice, savory sauce.
posted by pupdog at 10:25 AM on June 21, 2007


Little yappy dogs that can jump high enough to lick my face are like scary alien dogs.
posted by misha at 10:42 AM on June 21, 2007


She's like a dachshund on steroids.

When I saw the photo my first thought was 'what a cute little dachshund', at which time my brain slapped me and said 'It's not a dachshund, look at those ears, it's a terrier', I then thought 'But it's body and nose look like a dachshund!' to which my brain responded 'Shut up, you are an idiot. I'm outta here!'

[sigh]

It's a very good looking dog, even if it caused a battle in my head.
posted by quin at 10:52 AM on June 21, 2007


I'd tag that.
posted by blue_beetle at 11:33 AM on June 21, 2007


Demonstration of dog intelligence.
posted by goo at 11:37 AM on June 21, 2007


pugs are awesome. i wasn't a big small dog fan until i met our pug.

I demand to be able to quintuple favorite fishfucker's comment
posted by jonson at 1:23 PM on June 21, 2007


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