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Two slots, baby. Two effin' slots. He loves us in both holes.
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:00 PM on August 16, 2007 [45 favorites]
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:00 PM on August 16, 2007 [45 favorites]
jesus, cortex.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:03 PM on August 16, 2007 [11 favorites]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:03 PM on August 16, 2007 [11 favorites]
Metaphorically speaking.
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:04 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
posted by cortex (staff) at 12:04 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
At least he isn't defecting to Something Awful.
(C'mon, cortex, the modern lover recognizes three holes).
posted by klangklangston at 12:13 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
(C'mon, cortex, the modern lover recognizes three holes).
posted by klangklangston at 12:13 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
the modern lover recognizes three holes
More if you're counting nostrils separately.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 12:20 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
More if you're counting nostrils separately.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 12:20 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
So you're upset we're not number one? C'mon, crash; like you've never been seen around fark before.
posted by yhbc at 12:24 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by yhbc at 12:24 PM on August 16, 2007
I've got an idea; lets all see how many times we can say "c'mon" in this thread. C'mon, it'll be fun.
posted by yhbc at 12:27 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by yhbc at 12:27 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Two slots, baby. Two effin' slots. He loves us in both holes.
Note that if we consider the new travel section, it takes an octopus to give Metafilter the love it needs and deserves.
posted by Krrrlson at 12:32 PM on August 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
Note that if we consider the new travel section, it takes an octopus to give Metafilter the love it needs and deserves.
posted by Krrrlson at 12:32 PM on August 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
Just curious, why am I just "Meatbomb" and not "MeFi's own Meatbomb"? I think I've made a much more serious commitment to this place than this Mr. Savage bozo.
posted by Meatbomb at 12:34 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by Meatbomb at 12:34 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
It's fear Meatbomb - we have no hole large enough to accommodate you.
posted by Abiezer at 12:38 PM on August 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by Abiezer at 12:38 PM on August 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
C'mon, everybody defecates to Something Awful now and again.
posted by Mister_A at 12:43 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Mister_A at 12:43 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Oh does that guy from Mythbusters post here?
I totally did not know that.
posted by fishfucker at 12:50 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
I totally did not know that.
posted by fishfucker at 12:50 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
All I get is
posted by delmoi at 12:50 PM on August 16, 2007
10) O'Grady's power page(Yes, nothing but the icon for #9 shows up, and nothing else for the other 8)
9)
posted by delmoi at 12:50 PM on August 16, 2007
I've got an idea; lets all see how many times we can say "c'mon" in this thread. C'mon, it'll be fun.
Have I got a song for you...
posted by COBRA! at 12:51 PM on August 16, 2007
Have I got a song for you...
posted by COBRA! at 12:51 PM on August 16, 2007
I just saw him in Ever Since the World Ended (an excellent, excellent movie, by the way), and I kept thinking of him as "mefi's own."
posted by OmieWise at 12:53 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by OmieWise at 12:53 PM on August 16, 2007
delmoi, you need to click on the 9, then basically keep clicking around.
posted by djgh at 12:57 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by djgh at 12:57 PM on August 16, 2007
I put the full pic up in case people can't figure out the clicking part.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:59 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 12:59 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
I bet Jamie has an account here, as, like "Jetpack_302", or something, and he totally hates on adam for getting all the recognition, but doesn't want to open a new account because "Jetpack_302" has so many favorited comments.
posted by boo_radley at 1:01 PM on August 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
posted by boo_radley at 1:01 PM on August 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
you need to click on the 9, then basically keep clicking around
That's annoying as hell.
posted by InfidelZombie at 1:07 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
That's annoying as hell.
posted by InfidelZombie at 1:07 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
jesus, cortex.
Yeah, dude, I think you're thinking of MySpace's own Herschel Savage.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 1:10 PM on August 16, 2007
Yeah, dude, I think you're thinking of MySpace's own Herschel Savage.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 1:10 PM on August 16, 2007
Shrug. It's an open relationship.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:18 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:18 PM on August 16, 2007
djgh: "delmoi, you need to click on the 9, then basically keep clicking around."
The page just freezes up firefox completely for me. I had to kill the browser and restart it. Damn you Adam Savage!
posted by octothorpe at 1:22 PM on August 16, 2007
The page just freezes up firefox completely for me. I had to kill the browser and restart it. Damn you Adam Savage!
posted by octothorpe at 1:22 PM on August 16, 2007
jesus, cortex.
Not that I've met any of the admins but for some reason I always thought that cortex was the rude one...
posted by ob at 1:28 PM on August 16, 2007
Not that I've met any of the admins but for some reason I always thought that cortex was the rude one...
posted by ob at 1:28 PM on August 16, 2007
in a parallel universe, we'd be saying:
"cortex, jesus."
posted by ORthey at 1:41 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
"cortex, jesus."
posted by ORthey at 1:41 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
(Yes, nothing but the icon for #9 shows up, and nothing else for the other 8)
posted by delmoi
You fail at the internet.
posted by justgary at 1:43 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by delmoi
You fail at the internet.
posted by justgary at 1:43 PM on August 16, 2007
I agree two of the top ten is pretty fucking cool, but everytime I see the address fark.com it takes me back to that one moment of weakness, born from curiosity.
If it was just a phase, how come, it haunts me so much?
posted by Samuel Farrow at 1:52 PM on August 16, 2007
If it was just a phase, how come, it haunts me so much?
posted by Samuel Farrow at 1:52 PM on August 16, 2007
you need to click on the 9, then basically keep clicking around
Well, that's just fucking stupid. And trust me, I know stupid.
mr_crash_davis, I think your expectations may be too high - we're number 3 and 4. I think a 3 and a 4 beats a 1 anytime.
posted by dg at 2:00 PM on August 16, 2007
fark.com it takes me back to that one moment of weakness, born from curiosity.
C'mon, Samuel Farrow. Fark's not the worst place on the web.
Or, anyway, it didn't use to be the worst place on the web. I can't comment on what it's like these days with any authority, though.
I suspect I should be a little embarrassed, however, by the fact that my fark user number is lower than my metafilter user number...
posted by dersins at 2:06 PM on August 16, 2007
C'mon, Samuel Farrow. Fark's not the worst place on the web.
Or, anyway, it didn't use to be the worst place on the web. I can't comment on what it's like these days with any authority, though.
I suspect I should be a little embarrassed, however, by the fact that my fark user number is lower than my metafilter user number...
posted by dersins at 2:06 PM on August 16, 2007
Reading through this thread, I'm recognizing way more than three holes.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 2:12 PM on August 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 2:12 PM on August 16, 2007 [5 favorites]
I think we could all learn something from the fact that MetaTalk did not make the list.
posted by davey_darling at 2:27 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
posted by davey_darling at 2:27 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
jesus, cortex.
Come on, we all know the correct phrasing is JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH!
Signed, Metafilter's own,
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:32 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Come on, we all know the correct phrasing is JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH!
Signed, Metafilter's own,
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:32 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
Is this affecting the rate of signups at all?
Now's the time to jack up the price to $20, let's all meet at www.metafilter2.com and split the profits.
Naturally, I want 50% for coming up with the idea.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 3:03 PM on August 16, 2007
Now's the time to jack up the price to $20, let's all meet at www.metafilter2.com and split the profits.
Naturally, I want 50% for coming up with the idea.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 3:03 PM on August 16, 2007
It's not so much that MeFi isn't number one, but it's below Slashdot. That's just insulting. And Gizmodo, daily? Really?
posted by doctor_negative at 3:07 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by doctor_negative at 3:07 PM on August 16, 2007
Sorry, I keep getting him confused with Fred Savage, Dan Savage, Michael Savage (Weiner), Macho Man Randy Savage, Andy Savage, Doc Savage, Charlie Savage, Terry Savage, Matt Savage, Dr. Sue Savage-Rumbaugh of the Great Ape Trust, Savage Steve Holland, Samuel Johnson's The Life of Savage, Savage Garden, Savage Monsters and Savage Chickens, Savage Earth and Savage Seas, Savage, Minnesota (and its Savage Chamber)... and the previously mentioned Herschel . Couldn't he change his name to something more unique, like Shatner or Millard?
posted by wendell at 3:14 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by wendell at 3:14 PM on August 16, 2007
"I think a 3 and a 4 beats a 1 anytime."
That reminds me of the Carlin bit:
"I never fucked a ten, but one night I fucked five twos."
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:15 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
That reminds me of the Carlin bit:
"I never fucked a ten, but one night I fucked five twos."
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:15 PM on August 16, 2007 [2 favorites]
I'd like to see some of the other Mythbusters get accounts here. Somehow I suspect that Grant would fit right in.
And yay for Mefi, the site so nice he picked us twice.
*slaps self*
No rhyming!
posted by quin at 3:17 PM on August 16, 2007
And yay for Mefi, the site so nice he picked us twice.
*slaps self*
No rhyming!
posted by quin at 3:17 PM on August 16, 2007
wendell, you're purposefully ignoring Wendell Savage, aren't you?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:18 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:18 PM on August 16, 2007
Wouldn't it be nice and all internet-like if you could actually click on one of those Top 10 items and go to the site?
posted by ml98tu at 3:36 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by ml98tu at 3:36 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
mr_crash_davis! Our most famous double-agent! You may not want to post things like this. It could blow your cover!
posted by The Deej at 3:43 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by The Deej at 3:43 PM on August 16, 2007
"in a parallel universe, we'd be saying:
"cortex, jesus.""
Sweet zombie cortex!
posted by EndsOfInvention at 3:57 PM on August 16, 2007
"cortex, jesus.""
Sweet zombie cortex!
posted by EndsOfInvention at 3:57 PM on August 16, 2007
I'd be a little shocked if MeFi was on Michael Savage's list of favorite sites.
posted by clevershark at 4:06 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by clevershark at 4:06 PM on August 16, 2007
Don't forget that #7 site growabrain belongs to MetaFilter's own.......growabrain.
posted by mbd1mbd1 at 4:10 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by mbd1mbd1 at 4:10 PM on August 16, 2007
"More if you're counting nostrils separately."
That's a post-modern lover.
And c'mon, Jessamyn, isn't it enough that I'm posting from work (desk piled high with the attendant detritus of pornography)?
posted by klangklangston at 4:22 PM on August 16, 2007
That's a post-modern lover.
And c'mon, Jessamyn, isn't it enough that I'm posting from work (desk piled high with the attendant detritus of pornography)?
posted by klangklangston at 4:22 PM on August 16, 2007
cortex: "Two slots, baby. Two effin' slots. He loves us in both holes."
jessamyn: "jesus, cortex."
Always remember; Jesus loves you in both holes.
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:28 PM on August 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
jessamyn: "jesus, cortex."
Always remember; Jesus loves you in both holes.
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:28 PM on August 16, 2007 [3 favorites]
I want my ring back.
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:33 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:33 PM on August 16, 2007
It says "10 sites Adam Savage visits daily" - nowhere does it say "in order of importance." It may not be prioritized - it may simply be "10 sites Adam Savage visits every day."
posted by madamjujujive at 4:52 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by madamjujujive at 4:52 PM on August 16, 2007
Always remember; Jesus loves you in both holes.
That's just because he's drunk and it keeps slipping in there.
posted by felix betachat at 4:56 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
That's just because he's drunk and it keeps slipping in there.
posted by felix betachat at 4:56 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
If this guy was really cool his login would be asssavage.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:07 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 5:07 PM on August 16, 2007
jesus has a few more holes, actually. Octopus time for sure.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 5:11 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 5:11 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
I sort of expected a bunch of people to stand up and say "I am Jamie from Mythbusters" after this comment.
On an unrelated note, I am Jamie from Mythbusters.
No, ME.
NO, ME.
posted by tehloki at 5:15 PM on August 16, 2007
On an unrelated note, I am Jamie from Mythbusters.
No, ME.
NO, ME.
posted by tehloki at 5:15 PM on August 16, 2007
jesus has a few more holes, actually. Octopus time for sure.
I'm not clicking on that link. Last time I did that some guy was fuckin' a chicken!
posted by ericb at 5:31 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
I'm not clicking on that link. Last time I did that some guy was fuckin' a chicken!
posted by ericb at 5:31 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
The guy in the the $4,000 suit cares what asavage thinks of this website? C'mon!
posted by mullacc at 5:33 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by mullacc at 5:33 PM on August 16, 2007 [1 favorite]
"That's just because he's drunk and it keeps slipping in there."
Dude, that's just what you say; it never just "slips in there."
posted by klangklangston at 5:43 PM on August 16, 2007
Dude, that's just what you say; it never just "slips in there."
posted by klangklangston at 5:43 PM on August 16, 2007
mr_crash, did you click on the "website" link for that directory listing for Wendell Savage?
The REAL Wendell Savage was the 1973 Illinois State Seniors Horseshoes Champion and named to the Illinois Horseshoes Hall of Fame in 1996.
And let's not even begin to deal with the REAL Crash Davis.
posted by wendell at 5:55 PM on August 16, 2007
As we passed a whole regiment has been a beach in houses of life and movements. The latter party was one of the Alps, which was thought necessary to accustom them to use for clothes, as they handled the'Caroline' can put them on the earth, the country'west of the day advanced, and called her to do anything but houses short beach of destin, she observed: Mr. I have understood that, at least; my hand possible, he added, an excellent colour.If I could write gibberish of that quality, I'd have a job with the White House Press Office.
The REAL Wendell Savage was the 1973 Illinois State Seniors Horseshoes Champion and named to the Illinois Horseshoes Hall of Fame in 1996.
And let's not even begin to deal with the REAL Crash Davis.
posted by wendell at 5:55 PM on August 16, 2007
cortex writes: Two slots, baby. Two effin' slots. He loves us in both holes.
Yeah, but where's MeFi Music? He don't love us in our earholes, now, does he?
jessamyn writes: I put the full pic up in case people can't figure out the clicking part.
A bluegrass band instantly appeared in my head, harmonizing (in that keening, nasal style, backed up by banjo, guitar and mandolin) the following song :
THE CLICKING PART
can't figure out the clicking part
or keep my apples in my cart
honey, show me where to start
to figure out the clicking part
i try to get my mouse to work
cause i would rather post than lurk
but i wind up looking like a jerk
can't get this god-derned mouse to work
(bridge):
darlin' I am certain
that I could win your heart
if i could only get the hang
of this here clicking paaaaaarrt....
i'm going to the bar tonight
and drink about a quart
i'm gonna drown my sorrows
can't get that clicking part
and on my gravestone won't you carve
in fine stonemason's art
"friends he tried his best you know
to get that clicking part"
to geeeeeet
that clickiiiiiiing
paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrt!
copyright 2007 flapjax media industries inc.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:16 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
Yeah, but where's MeFi Music? He don't love us in our earholes, now, does he?
jessamyn writes: I put the full pic up in case people can't figure out the clicking part.
A bluegrass band instantly appeared in my head, harmonizing (in that keening, nasal style, backed up by banjo, guitar and mandolin) the following song :
THE CLICKING PART
can't figure out the clicking part
or keep my apples in my cart
honey, show me where to start
to figure out the clicking part
i try to get my mouse to work
cause i would rather post than lurk
but i wind up looking like a jerk
can't get this god-derned mouse to work
(bridge):
darlin' I am certain
that I could win your heart
if i could only get the hang
of this here clicking paaaaaarrt....
i'm going to the bar tonight
and drink about a quart
i'm gonna drown my sorrows
can't get that clicking part
and on my gravestone won't you carve
in fine stonemason's art
"friends he tried his best you know
to get that clicking part"
to geeeeeet
that clickiiiiiiing
paaaaaaaaaaarrrrrt!
copyright 2007 flapjax media industries inc.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:16 PM on August 16, 2007 [4 favorites]
it takes an octopus to give Metafilter the love it need
MetaTentacle Porn!
posted by Mick at 6:25 PM on August 16, 2007
MetaTentacle Porn!
posted by Mick at 6:25 PM on August 16, 2007
I'm not clicking on that link. Last time I did that some guy was fuckin' a chicken!
I wasn't gonna but then you sorta double dared me with that comment and it was totally worth it!
posted by TwoWordReview at 7:01 PM on August 16, 2007
I wasn't gonna but then you sorta double dared me with that comment and it was totally worth it!
posted by TwoWordReview at 7:01 PM on August 16, 2007
The Grow-a-Brain one is really the most impressive to me. If Mefi ever folds that's pretty much taking over first on my While I Caffeinate In The Morning list.
And, honestly, if you stay out of the comments Fark ain't so bad. Sometimes you feel like a post telling you how much you suck because of what it says on your passport, or because of your favorite porn-box making company, or because of your choice in portable telephonic devices, or maybe you want to circumcize your cat, or that you're not helping to save the world because you posted a YouTube clip. Of course, some days all you have time for is a +1 headline. And I've seen some of your usernames whilst quick-scrolling through the comments for amusing images at Fark, so I know you're there too.
posted by Cyrano at 7:46 PM on August 16, 2007
And, honestly, if you stay out of the comments Fark ain't so bad. Sometimes you feel like a post telling you how much you suck because of what it says on your passport, or because of your favorite porn-box making company, or because of your choice in portable telephonic devices, or maybe you want to circumcize your cat, or that you're not helping to save the world because you posted a YouTube clip. Of course, some days all you have time for is a +1 headline. And I've seen some of your usernames whilst quick-scrolling through the comments for amusing images at Fark, so I know you're there too.
posted by Cyrano at 7:46 PM on August 16, 2007
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
posted by Joseph Gurl at 7:51 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Joseph Gurl at 7:51 PM on August 16, 2007
Christ, how many more Jesi Cortices are going to get linked to in this thread?
posted by Jon Mitchell at 8:04 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Jon Mitchell at 8:04 PM on August 16, 2007
Excellent work as usual, fandango_matt.
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:12 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:12 PM on August 16, 2007
I wish I could favourite that a brazillion times, fandango_matt.
posted by deborah at 8:18 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by deborah at 8:18 PM on August 16, 2007
I had a teacher in college who mentioned that the way his health teacher in high school told the horny boys to cool down was to think that woman have 9 holes and they are oozing out of every one of them. Cortex was being generous when he only wanted to stick in two of our holes.
posted by JohnnyGunn at 10:11 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by JohnnyGunn at 10:11 PM on August 16, 2007
Christ, fandango_matt, that's one of the best and worst things I've ever seen in my life. Well done.
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:31 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by cortex (staff) at 10:31 PM on August 16, 2007
this thread is needlessly anti-Christian and should be deleted
posted by matteo at 10:31 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by matteo at 10:31 PM on August 16, 2007
The Grow-a-Brain one is really the most impressive to me. If Mefi ever folds that's pretty much taking over first on my While I Caffeinate In The Morning list.
Cyrano, you know that Grow-a-Brain site is run by "Mefi's Own" growabrain, yes?
posted by jonson at 10:55 PM on August 16, 2007
Cyrano, you know that Grow-a-Brain site is run by "Mefi's Own" growabrain, yes?
posted by jonson at 10:55 PM on August 16, 2007
InfidelZombie writes "That's annoying as hell."
And it makes noise. I knew there was a reason Discovery was on my permanent ban list.
posted by Mitheral at 11:11 PM on August 16, 2007
And it makes noise. I knew there was a reason Discovery was on my permanent ban list.
posted by Mitheral at 11:11 PM on August 16, 2007
Hey, if we keep having arguments about how many holes to count, we'll be Fark soon enough!
posted by blacklite at 11:32 PM on August 16, 2007
posted by blacklite at 11:32 PM on August 16, 2007
The Deej: "mr_crash_davis! Our most famous double-agent! You may not want to post things like this. It could blow your cover!"
YOU BLEW MAH COVAH!
posted by Effigy2000 at 12:23 AM on August 17, 2007
YOU BLEW MAH COVAH!
posted by Effigy2000 at 12:23 AM on August 17, 2007
YOU BLEW MAH COVAH!
posted by Effigy2000
Wow! So that's what Mr. Crash looks like!
posted by The Deej at 8:00 AM on August 17, 2007
posted by Effigy2000
Wow! So that's what Mr. Crash looks like!
posted by The Deej at 8:00 AM on August 17, 2007
Nine?
(2) Ears
(2) Eyes (warning: penetration may result in injury)
(2) Nostrils
Mouth
Pink
Stink
*A sufficiently deep innie gives some lucky girls ten. Stigmata and other open wounds have not been tallied.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 8:10 AM on August 17, 2007
(2) Ears
(2) Eyes (warning: penetration may result in injury)
(2) Nostrils
Mouth
Pink
Stink
*A sufficiently deep innie gives some lucky girls ten. Stigmata and other open wounds have not been tallied.
posted by Terminal Verbosity at 8:10 AM on August 17, 2007
The pink has two holes in it. One is for baby and sex-related stuff and the other is for peeing. Your hoohah only has one hole and mine has two. Do you have vagina envy yet?
posted by iconomy at 8:30 AM on August 17, 2007
posted by iconomy at 8:30 AM on August 17, 2007
"The pink has two holes in it. One is for baby and sex-related stuff and the other is for peeing."
I read somewhere on the internets that there are people who use them both for "sex-related stuff", but I guess those would be statistical outliers.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:46 AM on August 17, 2007
I read somewhere on the internets that there are people who use them both for "sex-related stuff", but I guess those would be statistical outliers.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:46 AM on August 17, 2007
Hence the phrase "outliers, damned outliers, and statistics."
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:54 AM on August 17, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by cortex (staff) at 9:54 AM on August 17, 2007 [1 favorite]
You do read the most interesting things, m_c_d. I figured anyone who didn't know there was more than one hole would also not have used that hole for sex-related stuff. Since they didn't know it was there, and all.
Since we're counting holes, I'd like to add pores to the list.
posted by iconomy at 9:57 AM on August 17, 2007
Since we're counting holes, I'd like to add pores to the list.
posted by iconomy at 9:57 AM on August 17, 2007
I figured anyone who didn't know there was more than one hole would also not have used that hole for sex-related stuff. Since they didn't know it was there, and all.
LAWL. You new around here, son? "Didn't know it was there?"
Watching urethral fucking has been one of my very least favorite activities bar none, ever in the the whole world as we know it, have known it or will ever know it, period, or I'd look for a link for you. On my short and prestigious "won't" list.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:08 AM on August 17, 2007
LAWL. You new around here, son? "Didn't know it was there?"
Watching urethral fucking has been one of my very least favorite activities bar none, ever in the the whole world as we know it, have known it or will ever know it, period, or I'd look for a link for you. On my short and prestigious "won't" list.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:08 AM on August 17, 2007
Watching urethral fucking has been one of my very least favorite activities
That's good to know, son. I'll make sure to post that youtube collection of urethral fucking videos I've been saving for my next fpp for when you go on vacation.
posted by iconomy at 10:28 AM on August 17, 2007
That's good to know, son. I'll make sure to post that youtube collection of urethral fucking videos I've been saving for my next fpp for when you go on vacation.
posted by iconomy at 10:28 AM on August 17, 2007
Sorry, I forgot that the encouraging t-ball coach or threatening good ol' boy tone (take your pick on that one) is one of the "doesn't work for girls" types of comedy.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:40 AM on August 17, 2007
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:40 AM on August 17, 2007
I always hear it said like Foghorn Leghorn myself.
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 10:46 AM on August 17, 2007
posted by jessamyn (staff) at 10:46 AM on August 17, 2007
You know who else has pores?
That's right, The Savaginas
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 11:58 AM on August 17, 2007
That's right, The Savaginas
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 11:58 AM on August 17, 2007
This past Saturday night, I was treated to a lengthy and gruesome description of a pair of hapless newlyweds trying to achieve marital congress through the woman's navel, and damn near succeeding before they got proper medical care and advice. So does the navel count as a slot?
posted by maudlin at 12:26 PM on August 17, 2007
posted by maudlin at 12:26 PM on August 17, 2007
This thread had really taken a turn, hasn't it?
Yeah -- but, at least it is providing fodder for a Myth Busters episode. Wonder what it'd be called?
posted by ericb at 12:57 PM on August 17, 2007
Yeah -- but, at least it is providing fodder for a Myth Busters episode. Wonder what it'd be called?
posted by ericb at 12:57 PM on August 17, 2007
This thread had really taken a turn, hasn't it?
And that's different because...?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 2:19 PM on August 17, 2007
And that's different because...?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 2:19 PM on August 17, 2007
this thread is needlessly anti-Christian and should be deleted
Matteo, let me make your pinky all stinky.
okay, now it's needy and anti-Christian. woohoo!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:03 PM on August 17, 2007
Matteo, let me make your pinky all stinky.
okay, now it's needy and anti-Christian. woohoo!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 5:03 PM on August 17, 2007
I rarely do these, but I can't pass up:
Metafilter: three holes
posted by scarabic at 6:13 PM on August 17, 2007
Metafilter: three holes
posted by scarabic at 6:13 PM on August 17, 2007
Now I can only picture a scratchy-faced, bleary-eyed Jean-Luc Picard shouting
THERE! ARE! FOUR!!!!! HOLES!
As he is helped from the alternately feared and desired torture-boudoir of Eccentrica Gallumbits.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:44 PM on August 17, 2007 [1 favorite]
THERE! ARE! FOUR!!!!! HOLES!
As he is helped from the alternately feared and desired torture-boudoir of Eccentrica Gallumbits.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:44 PM on August 17, 2007 [1 favorite]
To know life, you have to fuck death in the gall bladder.
Or something.
posted by flabdablet at 11:55 PM on August 17, 2007
Or something.
posted by flabdablet at 11:55 PM on August 17, 2007
Is this over yet? I think you may have all discussed this to death.
posted by Roger Dodger at 8:35 AM on August 18, 2007
posted by Roger Dodger at 8:35 AM on August 18, 2007
C'mon, cortex, the modern lover recognizes three holes
Nobody is giving me *any* loving that involves the use of stents or sounds, thank you very much.
Sorry, I forgot that the encouraging t-ball coach or threatening good ol' boy tone (take your pick on that one) is one of the "doesn't work for girls" types of comedy.
If it works for Lisa Lampanelli it can work for you too
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:07 AM on August 18, 2007
Nobody is giving me *any* loving that involves the use of stents or sounds, thank you very much.
Sorry, I forgot that the encouraging t-ball coach or threatening good ol' boy tone (take your pick on that one) is one of the "doesn't work for girls" types of comedy.
If it works for Lisa Lampanelli it can work for you too
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:07 AM on August 18, 2007
DaShiv, I'd like to talk with you about a project...
f_m, feel free to remix my photos as you see fit. My photos are meant to be used (or re-used, whatever) and I got a kick out of the ones in this thread.
posted by DaShiv at 12:04 AM on August 20, 2007
f_m, feel free to remix my photos as you see fit. My photos are meant to be used (or re-used, whatever) and I got a kick out of the ones in this thread.
posted by DaShiv at 12:04 AM on August 20, 2007
So I'm researching kidney stones and causes, then urethral stretching, then run across a comment in a uk board to "google urethral fucking" to find more stretching info, and what do I find in the upper half of the first search page? Two links to Metafilter. This is why I love you guys.
...in all your holes.
posted by figment of my conation at 9:14 AM on August 28, 2007
...in all your holes.
posted by figment of my conation at 9:14 AM on August 28, 2007
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posted by jessamyn (staff) at 11:59 AM on August 16, 2007