Drama, intrigue? May 8, 2009 1:11 PM Subscribe
What's the story behind Chocolate Pickle? I feel left out, I wanna know!
There is no cabal.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:17 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:17 PM on May 8, 2009
::lights pipe::
And this also...has been one of the dark pickles of the earth.
posted by kosem at 1:18 PM on May 8, 2009 [4 favorites]
And this also...has been one of the dark pickles of the earth.
posted by kosem at 1:18 PM on May 8, 2009 [4 favorites]
On further reading: A user named Chocolate Pickle made the first comment, asking why said post was a good Metafilter post. The joke based on the username went on from there.
posted by dunkadunc at 1:18 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by dunkadunc at 1:18 PM on May 8, 2009
he is a bad poster
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:19 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by Optimus Chyme at 1:19 PM on May 8, 2009
Last year at the fair, I had a deep-fried chocolate pickle. Never again.
posted by box at 1:19 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by box at 1:19 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
What's the story behind Chocolate Pickle?
Oh, I know the answer: It was Mayor Nagin's euphemism for Hurricane Katrina.
posted by found missing at 1:20 PM on May 8, 2009
Oh, I know the answer: It was Mayor Nagin's euphemism for Hurricane Katrina.
posted by found missing at 1:20 PM on May 8, 2009
He's just a wiseguy snooping around asking too many questions. Make no mistake, he'll find his chocolate in a pickle one of these days.
*stubs out stogie*
posted by oneirodynia at 1:21 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
*stubs out stogie*
posted by oneirodynia at 1:21 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
Gay marriage is changing everything.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:25 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:25 PM on May 8, 2009
What's the story behind Chocolate Pickle?
Is it Ghostbusters 2?
posted by rtha at 1:27 PM on May 8, 2009 [5 favorites]
Is it Ghostbusters 2?
posted by rtha at 1:27 PM on May 8, 2009 [5 favorites]
Who cares, really? Leave him be.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:28 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:28 PM on May 8, 2009
As gman points out in that thread, Chocalte Pickle has the annoying propensity of dropping the "Why is this a good Metafilter post?" turd in many threads on a regular basis.
posted by ericb at 1:28 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by ericb at 1:28 PM on May 8, 2009
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:28 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:28 PM on May 8, 2009
I wear chocolate on the outside because pickled is how I feel on the inside.
posted by team lowkey at 1:29 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by team lowkey at 1:29 PM on May 8, 2009
Why is this a good post for Metatalk?
(Alright, I'll stop now.)
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 1:35 PM on May 8, 2009 [14 favorites]
(Alright, I'll stop now.)
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 1:35 PM on May 8, 2009 [14 favorites]
Chocolate pickle
a pregnant woman feels the urge to dine
chocolate pickle
don't come back without some hagen daas
posted by stavrogin at 1:38 PM on May 8, 2009 [2 favorites]
a pregnant woman feels the urge to dine
chocolate pickle
don't come back without some hagen daas
posted by stavrogin at 1:38 PM on May 8, 2009 [2 favorites]
Crush Velvet was a pivotal band on the 1970’s Milwaukee punk scene. They had two successful U.S. tours with labelmates Agnostic Front and The Dypshytz, a period that is still considered the high-watermark of midwestern white-boy angst.
After that they “sold out” and switched their sound to down-tempo, then drum-and-bass, then grindcore, back to punk, back to down-tempo, then into a brief flirtation with reggae and dancehall, all before ending up in their current incarnation: a lounge band called The Shypdytz (featuring the lone surviving member of The Dypshytz).
posted by jbickers at 1:38 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
After that they “sold out” and switched their sound to down-tempo, then drum-and-bass, then grindcore, back to punk, back to down-tempo, then into a brief flirtation with reggae and dancehall, all before ending up in their current incarnation: a lounge band called The Shypdytz (featuring the lone surviving member of The Dypshytz).
posted by jbickers at 1:38 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
you should have used preview, GuyZero
posted by preview at 1:44 PM on May 8, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by preview at 1:44 PM on May 8, 2009 [3 favorites]
This thread can only be redeemed if every MeFi in-joke sockpuppet shows up.
Starting with eponysterical.
posted by GuyZero at 1:46 PM on May 8, 2009
Starting with eponysterical.
posted by GuyZero at 1:46 PM on May 8, 2009
used him and thrown him away like a snot filled Kleenex that is.
posted by edgeways at 1:46 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by edgeways at 1:46 PM on May 8, 2009
A tapir is a large browsing mammal, roughly pig-like in shape, with a short, prehensile snout. Tapirs inhabit jungle and forest regions of South America, Central America, and Southeast Asia. All four species of tapir are classified as endangered or vulnerable. Their closest relatives are the other odd-toed ungulates, including horses and rhinoceroses. Size varies between types, but most tapirs are about 2 meters (7 ft) long, stand about a meter (3 ft) high at the shoulder, and weigh between 150 and 300 kg (330 to 700 lb). Coats are short and range in color from reddish-brown to grey to nearly black, with the notable exceptions of the Malayan Tapir, which has a white saddle-shaped marking on its back, and the Mountain Tapir, which has longer, woolly fur. All tapirs have oval, white-tipped ears, rounded, protruding rumps with stubby tails, and splayed, hoofed toes, with four toes on the front feet and three on the hind feet, which help them walk on muddy and soft ground. Baby tapirs of all types have striped-and-spotted coats for camouflage. Females have a single pair of mammary glands. The proboscis of the tapir is a highly flexible structure, able to move in all directions, allowing the animals to grab foliage that would otherwise be out of reach. Tapirs often exhibit the flehmen response, a posture in which they raise their snouts and show their teeth, in order to detect scents. This response is frequently exhibited by bulls sniffing for signs of other males or females in oestrus in the area. Proboscis length varies among species; Malayan Tapirs have the longest snouts and Brazilian Tapirs have the shortest.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:50 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 1:50 PM on May 8, 2009
A turd dropped in a thread is called a Chocolate Pickle.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:54 PM on May 8, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:54 PM on May 8, 2009 [4 favorites]
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
posted by dead cousin ted at 1:54 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by dead cousin ted at 1:54 PM on May 8, 2009
Bugger. Now that I think about it.... I bet a nice, crisp, cold dill pickle coated in a layer of dark chocolate then rolled in unsweetened cocoa powder would be AMAZING. I will be thinking about it all day. That is all.
Not pregnant, I swear.
posted by Night_owl at 1:57 PM on May 8, 2009
Not pregnant, I swear.
posted by Night_owl at 1:57 PM on May 8, 2009
The Malayan Tapir tastes like chocolate, whereas the Mountain Tapir tastes like pickles.
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 2:01 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by Fuzzy Monster at 2:01 PM on May 8, 2009
They look like pickles, they feel like pickles, BUT THEY'RE NOT PICKLES!
They are DILL-Licious!
posted by iconomy at 2:09 PM on May 8, 2009
They are DILL-Licious!
posted by iconomy at 2:09 PM on May 8, 2009
My name is not important. The answer is 'Ghostbusters 2.'
posted by koeselitz at 2:14 PM on May 8, 2009
posted by koeselitz at 2:14 PM on May 8, 2009
My name is not important. The answer is 'Ghostbusters 2.'
Why does that make me laugh every single time?
Don't answer that.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:16 PM on May 8, 2009
Why does that make me laugh every single time?
Don't answer that.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:16 PM on May 8, 2009
This basically comes down to "whose brand new day is this?", which isn't really a great idea for a Metatalk thread in general, so I'm gonna go ahead and close this up.
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:07 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by cortex (staff) at 3:07 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]
This thread is closed to new comments.
posted by dunkadunc at 1:16 PM on May 8, 2009 [1 favorite]